There are sores above the head shell and pus below the foot skin-bad to the bone.
Meat buns beat dogs-there is no turning back.
Cement stairs-there are boards on the nails.
Husband pulls a fan-sad-(wife) cool.
The wife bears the heavy burden-Yin Gong-(male)
Inverted cured duck-full of oil
Dongguan guy sells seats-are you alive or dead?
Wet cotton tires-no bullets
Jiaozi boiled in the teapot-pour it with your mouth-(pottery)-won't come out.
White jade painted with white paint-cheap to install
A piece of meat on the cock's head-the size is an official-(crown)
The monk went down the mountain-something happened-(temple)-.
Visit patients in Yan Luowang-see if you're dead.
The ice fell into the vinegar jar-it was worn out.
Pork soaked in vinegar-carnosic acid
Carving on plywood-despicable
Tangxin taro
Boiled duck with cold melon-suffering from "brothers"
Amao's whole cake.-Really? Like a whole? appear
One Ben has a dog-transsexuality
Ben called the dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.
Official raw herbs- Have to? ——(? Is it a loan? It's for external use)
One, three, five, seven, nine-unparalleled-(no injury)
Two dozen six-not enough Jin?
Fifteen buckets-seven ups and downs
Pregnant women crossing the single-plank bridge-quite-(quite)-adventure
Monks are sitting in caves-there are no temples-(things)
Throw a pen-don't write-(give up)-too.
Sedan chair with no ass-no mount-(Cheng)-people
Hey? Ghost-a god's lair
Draw water with a basket-with a sieve
Fairy tale fart-extraordinary
Fairy shit-don't smell rice
Amao whole cake-full fruit sample without fruit sample
Watermelon hit the dog.
Thank the stove on New Year's Eve-do you want to do it?
Kitchen rag-salty and wet
The kitchen god goes to heaven-there are fruit sentences to tell fruit sentences.
The birthday girl hangs her neck-too long life.
Old Chinese Herbal Medicine ── Rotting Residue
The kitchen god who fell into the pot-the essence (steaming) god
Ben called a dog-the more he barked, the more he walked.
Aben raises cats-transsexuality
The fish seller is talking.
Selling pomfret tails-talking to each other
Slick shaved his head.-Soon.
The fat man is wearing a hat-just a few big ones.
God is a pain in the ass and hates cats.
Nanwulao falls into the cesspit ── Wusunfu
No eyes can cause pain.
Boil soup with salted eggs-the heart is really dry
Lion with tile eaves-full
Kneeling to feed the mother pig-for money
Broken wood under the bed-hitting the big wooden board
The wife bears the heavy burden ── Yin Gong (male)
Throw stones into the shit pit-arouse public anger (provided by shit)
Scholar's Towel-Bao Shu (Lost)
October sugarcane head-sweet?
The wind blows the waves of the emperor's trousers-lonely pigeons are cold.
Duck hanging upside down-smooth mouth
Lift the coffin and shake your pants. -That's rude
Leigong chop tofu-soft shrimp
Fish porridge-cooked in rock
Fire unicorn-whole body addiction
Worm crutches -Get Wu
Chao wears pants-Gu Zhulai
Soy sauce, rice and fish-full color and water
Husband pulls the fan-wife is cool.
Dumb people eat coptis chinensis-he knows his own pain.
Blind people eat soup-know well.
Begging the monk to borrow food-superfluous.
French dinner-old fish-monks and sisters-lawlessness
Raw bottom-unpalatable
Jiang Taigong went fishing-who wants to take the bait?
The nail on the tiger's head fell off-it wanted to die.
Clay idol crossing the river-it's hard to protect itself
Eight immortals crossing the sea-each showing his magical powers
The emperor's daughter-meeting and worrying about marriage.
Eating pigs is red, harsh and black-see the advantages in class.
Dove eyes-low body.
Candles on the Bridge of the City-False Care
There are grapefruit on the bed board-there is nothing in it.
D Beating the elderly and losing profits-White Valley
One-eyed man's wife-one-eyed body
Wet cotton-no bullets
Foshan Repetition Pagoda-Slippery mouth and smelly belly
Polo Chicken-Being Illused
A penniless miser
Brother Chaozhou plays the erhu-take care.
Frog in the well-I don't know much about it.
Throw away pants and shelter-clean and tidy.
Eating cucumbers at midnight-I don't know what to do.
Men can be trusted-pigs can climb trees.
Dead man's lantern-report a lot.
Too centimeters of pork-everyone has one.
Selling toilet paper repeatedly-ask yourself
The yellow bark tree is my brother-I cook.
October mustard-warm heart
Husband's cover-desolation
Half-soup Dragon Boat-Borrowing the Power of People (Ren Wei)
Red and swollen feet-no hooves (lifting feet)
Yellow and swollen feet-no hooves (lifting)
Repeatedly closing the knife-I gain martial arts (dance) by writing (smelling)
Sharpen a razor with an X-head-it's harmful and useless.
Allen married Ali-tired and tired.
African monks-begging for hatred
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-inside and outside are not people.
The wind blows the waves of the emperor's trousers-lonely pigeons are cold.
Light the toilet-die (shit)
Broken wood under the bed-banging on the board
A virgin hanged herself-she didn't dress like a dead man.
Being a monk knocks the bell every day-too much.
100 meter long-distance running-starting point and finishing point
Fairy fart _ _-unusual.
Monk's Residence-Temple
Confucius' Moving-All Lost (Books)
False onion pig nose
Onion bean curd-clear and white
Shut the knife in the shit hole-no language, no arms.
Monk and bear cover-lawlessness without hair (law)
Wife undertakes the cover-Yin Gong
Husband splashes a fan-sadness (wife) is cool.
It's natural for grandma to hit children.
Wife Beating Husband-Fair Weather Tunnel
Read newspapers in the toilet-read more and smell more.
City Bridge Candles-Wrong Care
Speakers on the plane-treble.
A girl marries a eunuch-I will die.
Complete works of Chongqing dialect two-part allegorical sayings
Nonsense, grandpa Xun is here.
Yellow mud rolls your crotch-it's not shit (death) but shit (death)
Playing Erhu in Fengdu-Nonsense.
Look at the bodhisattva, it's nonsense.
Jie Fangbei's Bell —— The Mass Viewpoint
No shit swelling (asshole) for three years
Soy sauce mixed with night pearl-Bao Xian Xian Xian Xiang.
Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws.
Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly
Don't think you are teasing Xu Xian-a snake in the sun.
Paoge family-never have diarrhea.
Spindle rolled to the crotch-beat eggs
Eat bamboo, weave baskets-weave stomachs.
Hammer, hammer, mine is in your mouth!
Growing vegetables in Moscow-using feces: using it.
Humpback rolling ditch-seven arches and eight crowbars
Roll on the head of bleaching powder-wash it thoroughly
High platform diving-deep planting
Moon dam playing with machetes-public cuts
Fat head, big ears and a good body-the more you look, the more you look like a pig.
Ten gongs.-Nine have you.
You also painted cucumbers green-act young.
Lai Gebao eats cowpeas-hanging cranes
Jie Fangbei's clock-don't let it go.
Ducks died on the ridge-hard mouths and hard shells.
Eat peaches in the middle of the night-until the rake catches them.
The mouse goes into the bellows-both ends suffer indignities.
Toothbrush hair removal-too many eyes
Paoge family-never have diarrhea.
Cats scratch-they can't get rid of their paws.
Sesame cakes in Guanshengyuan-many ideas
Chestnuts in Haochi Street-Stir-fried and sold now
Boiled tofu with green vegetables-one (green) and two white.
The old woman hits, oh, hi-her eyes (teeth) are unlimited.
The slate in Mao's private room-smelly and hard.
Tooth drinking-drunk (the most) hammer
Silver carp in Dayanggou-more dead, less alive.
Pig eight quit to look in the mirror-face to face.
The night pearl farts.-Baoqi.
Sprinkle pepper on the grave hemp ghost
Hanging a pocket in midair-loading the wind
Lighting the toilet-dying.
Put a scale in the toilet-it's so angry.
Shit without paper-hard (wipe)
A blind man beats his wife, but he can't get his hand.
Dancing under the pepper tree-Lama old man.
Daffodils don't bloom-play dumb;
Take off your pants and fart-extra circles;
Chop leeks in the toilet-shit (dead) flushes shit (dead) flushes the ground;
Chop and climb the toilet-not far from shit (death);
Legebo fights against harm-what a big breath;
Hold up the Bodhisattva with the palm of your hand-hold up God;
Die on the wall-shit (anger) makes the wall (strong)
On the machine, semi-hard.
Swim in the toilet and go forward bravely.
Weigh your stool by the pound-too much.
Jie Fangbei's Clock-No Pendulum.
Duck stuck in ass-Japanese
Peas roll their asses-meet fate
Cut the bamboo and meet the festival-meet the fate.
Two-part allegorical saying in Longxi dialect is so funny.
Hit the moon with a board-I don't know how heavy it is.
Ha (Xiashan) mountain donkey smelly bow-come on!
Come on, wipe your beard-it's far from the mistake.
Sorghum noodles are peppers-you can't tell if you eat them or not.
Clear the gap and wake up the skin-along the canal
Road and bridge slope halfway-can't get up.
Bean jelly sorghum stalk-slippery
Door leaf of Catholic church-foreign board
People in the village carry pots-they are fixed (nailed)
Blinking and Fluctuating —— Donkey on a stick
The lame man's chrysanthemum-strange thing
Forty-day-old pig babies drink noodle soup-they giggle.
Lord Huang Cheng's mule-an idle beast
Come to sleep with a dustpan.-when you come.
Blow your hands and feet-why bother?
Take off pants and fart-a random procedure
Tie the hemp rope to the bone with your feet-pull it down
Native guns also shoot foreign bullets-the bread flour you eat is biscuit fart.
Flash without dying-temporarily touching food and shit
Fall into the washbasin-I don't know the depth.
Grinding the pit door-pushing shit (death)
Hang the hammer on the left-here we go again (on the right)
The devil is whoring-here comes the ghost of Hu ri.
Eat a farewell dinner with a chopstick-laziness is very lenient.
Toad ate a box of boiled eggs-every living turtle swelled to death.
Open (wipe) the ditch with scraping slag (melon)
Hit the moon with a board-I don't know how heavy it is.
Looking for Er Qiao in the smoke hole-not in business (not there)
Basket and sleep-bend over
An old dog on the dunghill-be a big dog.
Pigs eat peaches and tigers turn around from skin to skin.
Reasonable water pee fart-different
Yuejiadun Bean Accompanying the Rain-Get up
Spoilers support the table-what shelf?
Stop excrement (lice)-two jobs at a time.
Clear your head, fart-waste
Cucumber hits donkey-half naked
Blow up the lock and throw away the nap-nothing.
Wearing a helmet-pretending to be a field army
Tigers eat flies-Haban's teeth are forked.
Chili sorghum noodles-you can't tell if you eat them or not!
Eat a loose meal with chopsticks-very wide!
Hang the bread at the door.
Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu
Funny Xiehouyu _ Classic Xiehouyu Daquan and Answers 1
1, the doctor shook his head-there is no rule of law 2, kill the chicken to get the courage-ask for it.
Make a fuss when you see that the cat is a tiger.
I swallowed a hairy apricot in my mouth-sad.
5. The donkey gnaws at the stone mill-the mouth is hard.
6, hanging KuiXing on the wall-nonsense (painting)
7, the shadow on the water-lofty
8, sandalwood fire tube-don't die.
9. The bride is masked-losing face
10, the goose head is installed on the duck neck-disgraceful.
Greedy cats eat mice-live mice.
12, jade emperor marries land girl-earth-shattering.
13, embroidery on glass-in vain; In vain; waste of money
14, grew up eating coptis-bitter guy
15, Monopterus albus fights with loach-slippery to slippery.
16, two widows shed tears-unclear.
17, ride on Tianshan Mountain-see you later.
18, my heart is numb-it's a mess
19, Confucius' article-what is it?
20, chicken flying eggs-double loss; fail
2 1, the old cow fell into a deep quagmire-unable to extricate itself.
22, partition lighting-no one touches anyone's lights.
23, publicity car show-singing and dancing
24, tigress local strongmen-not to be taunted
25. Yan Luowang's ladder is a ghost.
26. Speaking on the stage-not doing practical things.
27, steel hammer anvil-play hardball
28, the wrong keeper-face (face)
29, the dog of the rich-recognize the rich but not the poor
30. Eyes that grow on the top of your head-neither humble nor supercilious; Act as if there is no one else nearby-think highly of yourself and ignore others.
3 1, belonging to abacus bead-toggle; Do not dial or move; Poke with others
32. You can't eat hot tofu if you are impatient-it needs to be cold.
33. Take the scale and forget the weight-I don't know the weight.
34. The golden basin is full of mercury-round and bright (forgive)
35. Little sun at home-only child
36. Fireflies Fight —— Tomorrow comes tomorrow.
37, eggs teach hens-how dare you!
38. The camel died and became a donkey-not enough to carry.
39, pebbles in the chicken nest-bastard
40. The scholar's room is full of books (lost)
4 1, Turtledove in the grass-I don't know the spring and autumn.
42, monkey face-change when you say it.
43, pebbles fell into the toilet-smelly and hard.
44. Write love letters for others-don't say it from your heart.
45. Grass grows in the sky-unprecedented.
46, the old sow urine nest-self-inflicted.
47. Swallow tail-bifurcation (things are different or biased); Two forks
48. Toad wants to eat swan meat.
49. Worship heaven and earth on stage-have fun.
50. Stripped sorghum stalks became bachelors.
5 1, the crow sings the thrush-that doesn't sound right.
52, clever lies-divination
53, 200 yuan a pair of Ula-cheap leather (shameless)
54, the stars in the sky and the bench feet on the ground-countless (white)
55, fishing nets to catch shrimp-white
56. The goose swallowed the head of the chicken-it got stuck.
57, camel neck crane legs-each has its own strengths.
58. Catch sparrows in the middle of the night-dig a nest
59. Drink cold water in winter-cool to the heart.
Xiehouyu and answer 2
60, rotten persimmons fall to the ground-soft into a beach 6 1, cabbage leaves splashing dung-none of them are clean.
62. Take photos in the fog-the route is unknown
63, diamond cut diamond-comparable.
The back of this chair is broken-it can't rest on the head.
65. The mouse stole the stolen heavy iron (upside down)
66. Put the horse in the south mountain and put the sword in the warehouse-the world is peaceful.
67. The train leaves the platform-go straight, go straight; The more you run, the happier you are.
68. The third button on the shirt-sticking skin and meat is not intimate.
69. Change it twice a day and night-constantly.
70, carrying Huanglian-back (sad)
7 1, Tofu Ear-Love to hear gossip
72. The osprey catches fish with one mouth.
73, glasses Shekou poison
74. Boxing on the tip of the sword-untenable
75. Buy tickets before the ship leaves-miss the opportunity.
76, the cat keeps the mouse hole-quiet; Death, etc
77. Long drought brings rain; People who like evil; right season or time
78. I lost the mill at home-I didn't push it.
79. Pots and adobe products
80. Litigation-each holds its own word
8 1, broadsword Confucius-Wenwu.
82. The Yellow River can't control the Yangtze River-take care of each other.
83. A glass bottle filled with boiling water-three minutes of heat.
84, parasites in the stomach-know the inside story
85. Gua Tian grows sugar cane-sweet from head to toe.
86. Cover your face with one hand-be alone.
87. Climbing dangerous peaks at night-regardless of life and death
88. No seedlings grow on the ground-bad seeds.
89. Turn the stool over-stand firm.
90. Night owls report good news but not bad news; It's nothing.
Clouds in September1and June-unpredictable.
92. The sun comes out of the deep well and the sun shines brightly (love)
93. Jia introduced the monk door-inventory.
94. People in salt plants are preoccupied with leisure.
95. Everyone sings the same tune with the same voice.
96, rice screen to block the door-more eyes; Very loving
97. Forefoot and hind foot-closely connected.
98. Collecting firewood and herding sheep-piggyback type
99. Bats have chicken feathers-what kind of bird are you?
Xiehouyu and answer three
100, a night owl-poor call 10 1, shaking his head to eat plums-sour phase.
102, the flag was raised in Tiananmen Square-the sun came out.
103, wooden glasses-can't see through.
104, eating oil cakes in the toilet-thanks to your mouth.
105, big talk, big case-untimely.
106, picking melons in Gua Tian-dazzling.
107. Insert a rolling pin in the henhouse-make trouble.
108, ants gnawing at tree trunks-ignorance
109, brushing on my head-completely confused.
1 10, acrobatics on horseback-high skill and boldness.
1 1 1, have a rest-two-part allegorical saying
1 12. Draw water with a bamboo basket-open stoping
1 13, carrots and vegetables-each to his own liking.
1 14, football player-no hand (defender)
1 15, Tai Ji Chuan's temper-combining rigidity with softness.
1 16, ring the doorbell next door-I heard the beep, but I didn't see him.
1 17, Qiantang river tide-bullish
1 18, the jade emperor somersaulted-turned upside down.
1 19, magpies fall all over the trees, crows fly all over the mountains-good or bad luck is uncertain.
120, two bitter melons and a vine-bitter together
12 1, the actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.
122, rolling pin rises to heaven for slander (flying stick)
123, think of ideas after eating leftovers-give bad ideas.
124, dropping bombs in public toilets-arousing public excrement (anger)
125, picking on coptis chinensis-irony
126, riding a wooden bridge-I can't go back.
127, cut the cocoon and stick it on the eyes-full of silk (private)
128, human hair-countless
129, watermelon landed-I knew it for a long time.
130, leech is a wimp.
13 1, the wild cat came into the house-nothing came.
132, drink raw water, take stolen money-sooner or later, you will get sick.
133, uncover the lid when the rice is cooked-angry.
134, dreaming of space-fantasy (flying)
135, people walk in the shadows-never leave.
136. Carve a picture of a beautiful woman in your hair-details.
137, walking to the cliff at dusk-the end of the day.
138, boiled duckbill is still hard.
139. Movies on the train-we will see them.
140, shoulder girder-press frame (unbearable)
14 1, boils on ten fingers-poisonous hands
142, the mouse wears glasses-no nose bone.
143, the chef held out his hand-holding honeydew melon.
144, flies fly into the eyes of cows-looking for tears to eat (tired)
145, selling medicine in gourd-I don't know what it is.
146, the cock barks into the microphone-the voice is not low.
147, moving a millstone across the river-thankless.
148, the mouse climbed up the incense burner-hit a rebuff.
149, Pangu's axe-creating the world.
150, I dream of being an emperor-I will be happy soon.