1. Today I will give you some popular science about mashed fruits, mashed potatoes, mashed sweet potatoes, and mashed purple potatoes. I really want to puree (you) today.

2. You seem to be fat. It’s okay. I can help you lose weight. Let’s quit eating meat (get married) tomorrow.

3. The steamed buns were too bland. I wanted to add some condiments. After adding them, I just felt heartache when I ate them. It turned out that what I added was so bland (chatty)

4. SpongeBob was fired by Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob said with tears: "Mr. Krabs." Mr. Krabs: "You're welcome."

5. My stomach hurt in the middle of the night, so I discussed it with my stomach. Me: Stomach, can you stop hurting me? Stomach: My name is not Stomach, my name is Chu Yuxun

6. There was a piece of glass and it was a little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said: "Good night, I broke (sleep)"

7. Zhuge Liang said to the wind: "Wind, can you blow to the west?" The wind said: "You are like a watermelon."

8. Omelette fell in love with poached eggs, and it held Guitar walked downstairs to Poachedan's house and sang: "This is a little love song about fried eggs (simple)"

9. Look at me, I have two erasers, but you don't, right? Why? Because you don’t have a partner (oak).

10. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me." "Stop making trouble, no one is a fish."

11. Guys, I am a crab. The pliers are gone, and I have no pliers (money).

12. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potato, and then whisper in your ear that "I, purple sweet potato, belong only to you"