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Degang Guo: Just now, the two hosts were also very good. Li Yong and Zhu Jun are beautiful girls.
Yu Qian: Two girls? What look? this is ...
Degang Guo: Today is a good day?
Yu Qian: Yes, New Year's Eve.
Degang Guo: The spring is boundless, and Haiyan River is clear. It's the same every year, getting heavier every year. Only a hero can bind the tiger, and the real hero is the dragon himself. Full moon flowers make people live longer. Student Degang Guo pays tribute to my parents. I wish you all a happy new year.
Yu Qian: I hope so. ?
Degang Guo: Wait a minute. Which hospital?
Yu Qian: What do you mean which hospital?
Degang Guo: You're not funny. A word will lose face. I'm just kidding you. ?
Yu Qian: Just kidding.
Degang Guo: Your IQ is obviously insufficient. Dare to find a place to charge it.
Yu Qian: Where can I buy a card?
Degang Guo: Speak loudly on this occasion. I'll teach you. I hope the country is rich and strong, the people are safe, the food is abundant, and the GDG per capita can be achieved. GDP, gross national product, you said it was GDP, I said GDG, Degang Guo. I hope GDG is happy.
Yu Qian: You are happy.
Degang Guo: If you are happy, I will be happy. Teacher Yu is very happy, with a good life at home and a smooth job. He often says, I am a fairy now, and I still sing at home. I want to be a fairy, have a happy family and celebrate the New Year together. Perm your hair, sing, drink and smoke.
Yu Qian: I sang my feelings.
Degang Guo: Everyone familiar with teachers knows that Brother Qian has three hobbies: smoking, drinking and perm. Brother Qian thinks that a hobby is enjoyment. This is happiness. What is happiness? Fortunately, avoiding misfortune, being blessed with wealth and longevity, simply means that people's desires are satisfied, which is called happiness.
Yu Qian: Are you satisfied?
Degang Guo: I am on the road to satisfaction.
Yu Qian: I won't be strict with you.
Degang Guo: Try hard. I am a strong person. In fact, I have done everything and business in these years. The biggest business is coal.
Yu Qian: This is not small.
Degang Guo: Pingdingshan, Henan, from which coal is transported to Datong, Shanxi.
Yu Qian: Boy, you must pay the price.
Degang Guo: When I get there, I want to know how it is cheaper than me. I just realized that this is also a birthplace. Get coal from Datong and transport it to Pingdingshan.
Yu Qian: That's all you know.
Degang Guo: In those years, I was so poor that I didn't even have a bed to sleep in, so I covered it with a band-aid.
Yu Qian: Where will it be built?
Degang Guo: That guy can't sleep at all.
Yu Qian: That's insomnia.
Degang Guo: Staring at the ceiling, I can't sleep. I'm so anxious to sleep that I have to count sheep. A sheep, yeah. . . . . .
Yu Qian: I fell asleep.
Degang Guo: At that time, I wanted to go to Shaanxi and take two terracotta warriors out and sell them outside.
Yu Qian: This won't work. First of all, it is illegal for you. Another terracotta warrior was counted, and there were people every night.
Degang Guo: Counting every night is too high-tech. On duty in the middle of the night, the flashlight shines on number 45, and two people don't answer questions. Both you and your father are idle. No booing, no booing. You are all people with ID cards. If you are free, I will paste mud on your father and stand there. I'll pick you up when I make money.
Yu Qian: You can't make money.
Degang Guo: This country will not suffer either.
Yu Qian: Then our father and I will die there.
Degang Guo: How difficult is it to run a private business? Just act like my uncle. It is great to wear a pair of glasses. This is good in the company. That's the chairman and general manager, finance minister and security guard. Hit whoever gives an idea.
Yu Qian: It's amazing. This is such a big thing.
Degang Guo: Not too big. That is to say, a middle-level cadre, though small, always takes people from his unit abroad for inspection?
Yu Qian: transnational operation
Degang Guo: His name is emancipating the mind and broadening the horizon. Everyone goes abroad on a big yacht. Yacht, seat.
Yu Qian: Style.
Degang Guo: Let's go boating. I haven't sat on it either, and I don't understand it. Going abroad, at sea, I met pirates. Pirates of the Caribbean, with guns, stop. The yacht has stopped. Uncle asked, what do you want money for? ! how much is it? 500 thousand! Here is 1 10,000, and the invoice is 2 million. The pirates are crying! Or did you make a lot of money? We can't compare with him, but I have my own wishes. One day when I got rich, I ate, and I ate like crazy. I will have breakfast, oil cakes, fried dough sticks, sesame cakes, fried dough sticks, fried cakes, egg-filled cakes and egg-filled cakes with three eggs. If there is a problem, I will say that I launder money.
Yu Qian: Did you launder money by filling cakes with eggs?
Degang Guo: Braised beef, stewed chicken with mushrooms and spareribs with scallion. what do you think?
Degang Guo: As an old saying goes, it is better to facilitate others than to meet them. Eat sugar and stick a straw to suck sugar. . . What are you afraid of? You have money to buy mineral water. Who's going to drink water in the yard now? I'll try the taste of mineral water. It's mixed with water. ?
Yu Qian: Nonsense, that's water.
Degang Guo: Eat good chicken, duck, fish, seafood, cakes and fried sauce in a pot and stew a flying egg. How do you smell it when you serve it?
Yu Qian: It smells good.
Degang Guo: Throw away the pot.
Yu Qian: Yes, that's not the smell.
Degang Guo: Eating is not one thing. The key is to dress well, such as sea dragon hat, otter fur coat, wolf skin trousers, dog skin vest, rex rabbit mask and mink scarf.
Yu Qian: What month are you now?
Degang Guo: It's three days in June.
Yu Qian: Isn't it hot to wear this?
Degang Guo: What are you afraid of? I have money. Eight people followed me with electric fans, blowing, and several cars of ice followed me. Two doctors supported me, followed by a single frame, and a group of nurses waited for me with vaccination.
Yu Qian: Isn't this supported?
Degang Guo: Rich, you know! What happened to the black sheep of my family? I'd love to. It would be great just to eat, drink and buy some clothes. I also bought a watch. I not only dare to buy, but also dare to wear. I dare not only wear it, but also show it off. Not only do I not need to cover it, but I am also dizzy with happiness.
Yu Qian: Don't shake your head.
Degang Guo: This big gold watch weighs 20 kilograms.
Yu Qian: A 20 kg gold watch. This is a gold watch. Is this a water meter?
Degang Guo: Gold watch, this arm is wearing 12, a row of world-famous watches, and it is wearing 12. For this 12 watch, half of this suit has been changed into half sleeves.
Yu Qian: That needs to be customized.
Degang Guo: Buy a mobile phone, buy the best mobile phone, buy two, one in this house and one in that house, call yourself, get through, put it down and run to that house, catch you, hey, who are you, come back, hey, I'm Degang Guo, come back, I'm also Degang Guo, what a coincidence, what a coincidence, I often contact you.
Yu Qian: What kind of contact do you often have?
Degang Guo: Second, call yourself, buy a refrigerator, a refrigerator with three doors, freeze it at the top, refrigerate it in the middle, and dig out the ashes at the bottom door.
Yu Qian: I changed the stove. this is
Degang Guo: Buy two washing machines, one for washing clothes and the other for running. Buy a TV, buy 40 TVs, tune one channel to another, make a wall, all the codes are ready, and sitting in the house is like sitting in the electric city. On New Year's Eve, I was transferred to Central No.1 Middle School, and there will be Degang Guo tonight. Buy a car, a 13-car, with 15 drivers in it.
Yu Qian: Where are you sitting?
Degang Guo: I will run with you.
Yu Qian: Then you must be in good health.
Degang Guo: It can't be wrong. I also eat tonic, velvet antler, a whole frame of velvet antler. I rode on a deer, held its head and chewed it.
Yu Qian: Boy, you must eat blood.
Degang Guo: There is a song praising me for riding a deer. I ride a donkey (singing), Avatar.
Yu Qian: It is two generations of love. I don't know anything.
Degang Guo: Eat, Cordyceps sinensis, and grind it into powder to cook porridge.
Yu Qian: Isn't it just pickles?
Degang Guo: That's right. Ginseng is cut into strips and dried. Grab some spiced noodles, pick up the bowl, and two bowls will be found.
Yu Qian: Is this an act of eating?
Degang Guo: It doesn't matter if you are angry. Buy medicine. Just a dozen motherwort cream.
Yu Qian: Stop it. There is an old saying that gold has no seeds, but it comes from a thrifty family. You can't live like this.
Degang Guo: Who am I going to live with? I am single. Who am I going to live with? How can I be single? By the way, I have to marry a wife. Who do you think I will marry?
Yu Qian: You have to find an unmarried wife.
Degang Guo: Yes, I must find an unmarried one. When I asked, Teacher Yu had a younger sister, a half-sister.
Yu Qian: That has nothing to do with me.
Degang Guo: She lives in Ji Zhou. She is a princess, Princess Eupolyphaga Ayi.
Yu Qian: There is such a thing as a turtle in such a cold place.
Degang Guo: The princess has a crush on me and wants to marry me. This is called getting married. Do you know what it means to take off the shelf? I just don't want to sell. The princess came out of the South Pole and took a taxi to find me.
Yu Qian: Wait a minute. Does the princess still take a black car?
Degang Guo: Very cheap. When the princess arrived at the door, I happened to be playing with the sword at the door.
Yu Qian: You are at the door.
Guo Xinggang: I am practicing my sword at the door. The princess got off the black car and looked at each other. I am very touched. Thank you, princess. I hope all lovers will be well. This was made in the past. Don't miss the marriage.
Yu Qian: I can really procrastinate.
Degang Guo: The princess was moved, too. The fare has not been paid yet. Black cars still dare to ask for money. Call the authorities and arrest him.
Yu Qian: Well, it's really a loss.
Degang Guo: When it comes to catching him, the driver of the black car turned around and ran, shouting as he ran, I'll be back.
Yu Qian: Well, the driver of the black car has become a big pervert.
Degang Guo: Leave this car with me and tie it to my car./kloc-0 opens at 7: 00. Why not come and see our new house, with four floors and three underground floors? Yu Qian: That's a bungalow.
Degang Guo: Come in and have a look. We are afraid of getting lost. This is our living room, with bright golden walls, carved beams and painted buildings. Famous calligraphy and painting, beautiful scenery of Tang Bohu, Mi Yuanzhang landscape, Liu Shi 'an fan and Zheng Banqiao Fuwa are hung on the wall.
Yu Qian: I haven't heard of it.
Degang Guo: A set of five,
Yu Qian: Is it from Zheng Banqiao?
Degang Guo: Look at this side. Here is a couplet written by Emperor Qianlong himself: a drop of wine for the coachman and two lines of tears for relatives.
Yu Qian: What a mess this is.
Degang Guo: Look at this room again. This room is where we take a bath. There are two pools, one large and one small. There is no water for washing feet in the small pool.
Yu Qian: How to wash without water?
Degang Guo: Dry cleaning. ?
Yu Qian: Hey.
Degang Guo: The water in the big pool is milky white liquid. The princess wondered, is this fish soup?
Yu Qian: I am so hungry.
Degang Guo: She thinks fish soup is delicious. Take a spoon and taste it. No, I said you give it to me, I taste it, I taste it, milk, milk bath, you try again, he took a spoonful, I took a spoonful, and we both tasted half a pool.
Yu Qian: Boy, drink it.
Degang Guo: Pour a glass for the princess. 40 kg of big gold chain, 50 kg of gold bracelet and 0/20 kg of gold ankle bracelet.
Yu Qian: The princess wears handcuffs. this is
Degang Guo: It's all about spending money.
Yu Qian: Just spend money for the sake of spending money. Wake up and stop dreaming. There is an old saying, that is, from frugality to luxury. On such a good day, if you go on like this, you will fail.
Degang Guo: I may still fail. You call it bullying. I am willing to ruin my marriage. I am willing to show off. That's my business. I set a table for 100 and invited a table for 100. I think it's good. Someone set 200 tables in the next restaurant, and I was mad. I don't accept it. I have to check it out. Why did he set 200 tables?
Yu Qian: Why?
Degang Guo: People are public funds.
Yu Qian: Oh, it's not my own money.
Degang Guo: The annual meeting of another company, with 30 people and 200 tables.
Yu Qian: Public funds can't be so wasted.
Degang Guo: The waiter is packing. When I look at it, it's all rubbish and delicious.
Yu Qian: What do you have to eat?
Degang Guo: Fried pork chops and fish fillets, fried pork ribs with vinegar kidney, lotus root with pine pollen and jellyfish mixed with belly are full of flavor, with four cold dishes and four hot dishes, and delicious seafood is unparalleled.
Yu Qian: What a waste.
Degang Guo: I won't compete with him. Just get my 100 table ready, that is 100.
Give me back my taxi.
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