Scene 1
"Why are you still watching Spring Breeze is not as good as you? Isn't it already over? You don't have to watch TV to know. "
"But I haven't seen it yet!"
"The ending is little red and colchicine without ending ..."
"No spoilers, I want to watch it myself."
"Do you know the ending without watching TV?"
"Watching TV is mainly about watching the process, just like falling in love and getting married. Why do you want to fall in love before getting married, instead of getting married directly? "
"What does this have to do with falling in love and getting married?"
"Then let me ask you, why is it that every time Evergrande competes with other teams, it is 4:0, and there is only 10 minute left before the end of the game. The outcome is a foregone conclusion, and you still insist on seeing the last second?"
"The game is different. Maybe in the last 65,438+00 minutes, a man who won five games will turn the tables and watch the game is exciting. You must see the last second. "
Scene 2
"Oh, my god, why is my computer black? Come and help me have a look. "
"Your computer is on all day, and with the high temperature of more than 30 degrees in Shenzhen now, it's strange that the computer is not black. It may be that the CPU is burnt out. "
"But I haven't finished watching TV. Why don't I restart it? "
"Don't always restart when you encounter problems, so the computer will break down easily. Turn it off and let the computer have a rest. Computers need rest as much as people. After a day at such a high temperature, it is estimated that you will get heatstroke. "
"Well, it seems that I have to go to bed early tonight and have to work tomorrow."
Scenario 3
Xiaohui: "Where is my engineering male?" .
Me: "What's the trouble again?"
Xiaohui: "How did you know I was in trouble?"
Me: "Every time you tell me where engineering male is, you must be in trouble."
Xiaohui: "Awesome. Just now, the supervisor asked me to make a PivotTable report, but I can't do it. "
Me: "Then let her teach you again."
Xiaohui: "The point is that she taught me once. I thought I knew, and I didn't know until I did it. "
Me: "Well, I'll teach you remote control once, but I can't help you twice."
Xiaohui: "My engineering male is very powerful. I really learned this time. "
Me: "I remember learning it in computer class, right?" I told you not to listen well in class, and now you know it's wrong. "
Xiaohui: "I didn't delay my studies because I fell in love with you."
Me: "Then I also talked to you. Why is my study not delayed? "
Xiaohui: "That's because you haven't invested enough. You don't love me enough Too sad. "
I replied, "...".
I advise all male compatriots never to reason with their girlfriends, because you can never beat her.
Scene 4
"I was splashed with oil when I was cooking just now, and my hands were blistered. Very painful. " Xiaohui held out her hand to me.
"I taught you the method, and I don't pay attention to it every time. I suggest you simply wear long sleeves to cook in the future. "
Xiaohui pursed her lips and said, "People tell you that they just want you to feel sorry for others. Who doesn't know attention and doesn't understand customs at all? "
"I see, this is not a medicine for you. Does it hurt? "
"A little, gently apply."
"Don't cook, I'll cook for you. It's really uncomfortable to look at such white and tender hands. This is really distressing. "
"Thank you, dear, for stamping."
"What seal?"
Xiaohui kissed me gently on the lips. "This is the seal. You will be mine from now on. There's a seal anyway. This is my exclusive seal. "
Scene 5
"Honey, come and help me look at this T-shirt. Should I choose white or black? "
"White, white looks better, and black is easy to absorb heat in summer."
"But white gets dirty easily."
"Then you choose black, it's all the same anyway."
"But I still prefer white."
"Then you'd better choose white."
"What do you mean? No advice at all, white or black? "
"Just white, I know you prefer it."
"Well, this is what you said. If it doesn't look good, it's up to you. "
"I said it for nothing."
Scene 6
"Let's go to the movies this weekend. It is said that killing wolves is good. I haven't taken you to the movies for a long time. "
"Well, my engineering male is really good."
"I want coke and popcorn."
"Ok, I'll buy it for you."
"It's best to watch a movie with coke and popcorn."
"I see, little greedy cat."
"Are you crying again?"
"Such a bloody movie can cry. I really admire you. "
"There was a scene just now that was really touching."
"Well, I really don't understand your girls' lacrimal glands." I wiped my tears with a tissue.
Situation 7
Xiaohui: "Dear".
Me: "Trouble again?"
Xiaohui: "No."
Me: "Come on."
Xiaohui: "If I don't say anything, you must scold me."
Me: "I won't scold you."
Xiaohui: "Then you promise."
Me: "I promise not to scold you."
Xiaohui: "I broke the hair dryer this morning."
Me: "What's the big deal! I'll fix it when I go back tonight. "
Xiaohui: "My engineering male is an all-round talent. I love you so much. "
Me: "When will you marry me?"
Xiaohui: "Hum! If you can repair hair dryers, you want me to marry you. Your probation period has not expired. Wait until you become a frequent visitor. "
Me: "I didn't become a full member long ago!" " "
Xiaohui: "You made a mistake before and deducted 20 points. You must reassess. "
Me: "No, there are points deducted? When did this rule come out? "
Xiaohui: "There has always been this rule."
Me: "Well, I will try my best to pass the exam as soon as possible and become a regular again."
Scene 8
I haven't given Xiaohui a present for a long time. I don't know what to give her. I found that she likes learning cooking recently. I chose it for a long time and finally chose a cookbook for her.
"Xiaohui, I have a surprise for you." Open it quickly.
Xiaohui opened her bag and threw the book to me: "Give me a good kneeling keyboard tonight."
"Where did I go wrong, leader?"
"I think you are too bold to give me a cookbook. Do I have to cook every day and smell oil smoke every day? "
"How dare I? I just see that you prefer to learn cooking recently, so ... "
"After dinner, kneel on your keyboard, don't talk, and don't want to talk to you."
"You eat more" I give Xiaohui a piece of meat.
"You will understand, turn me into a fat woman, and then no one will want me, so you will have no pressure."
"I didn't. I like it no matter how thin and fat I am. "
"Since you like me so much, wash the bowl after dinner."
"......"