A man and a woman are talking on the phone. Man: "Is there any hope for our relationship?" Woman: "A key on the phone." The man was overjoyed: "Is it the replay button?" Woman: "No, it's hands-free. . .

Husband: You always keep my photo in your handbag. Do you really love me so much? Wife: When I am in trouble, I am full of courage when I look at your photos. I said to myself: Can there be anything more troublesome than him?

A Dai borrowed a movie from his roommate, and he was embarrassed to speak frankly. He said: the characters are simple and the scene remains the same. It's cool after reading it! My friend got the message, brought the film the next day and cried at the cover! Crosstalk album!

The man said to the woman: Look, when did the heroine in the novel or movie mention the house and car to the hero? Woman: That's because you don't understand at all. You can't be a hero without a car and a house.

Turtles can drink a lot, but one day they are drunk. A friend asked, how can you get drunk? Tortoise: Alas, the octopus's grandson wants to wrestle with me, so many hands make me dizzy and can't see. I lost badly!

There will be a football match between hell and heaven. L 1: You will lose. All the superstars in the world are in heaven. Demon: Haha! So what? We have all the black whistles in the world!