Zhao Benshan’s skits will be funny every time. Let’s take a look! The following is what I have carefully compiled for you. I hope you like it.

1. Being low-key! That’s the best way to show off!

2. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

3 How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

4 “Love” is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

5 Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

6 In a few decades, we will meet, be sent to the crematorium, and burn to ashes. You will be in a pile, I will be in a pile, no one knows anyone, and we will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

7. He has a big head and a thick neck. He is either a rich man or a cook. ——"Selling Kidnappings"

8 This...I'm telling you...Have you...you...this is your store...don't you understand? It's not bad money. ——"Not Short of Money"

9 Take a look, take a look, stop and stop. ——"Such Competition"

10 This is where the bullshit comes from! ——"Uncle Niu "Picks Up""

Funny classic lines from Zhao Benshan's sketch

1 Believe it or not? Believe it or not! Take two steps. ——"Selling Kidnappers"

2. There are seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey underground. How many monkeys are there? Eight monkeys. wrong. Two monkeys. Correct! - "Selling Cars"

3 If you don't eat enough, how can you have the strength to lose weight?

4 If you can't hold my heart back, don't say I'm a playboy!

6 If I win 10 million, I will buy a house and rent it to others, and collect the rent every day. Wow, wow, fulfilling!

7 If you fall, get up and cry again.

8 Don’t talk about ideals with me, quit!

9 I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

10 Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

11 Please don’t speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

12 The most touching words my dad said to me: "Son, study hard, dad. I used to play mahjong with nuggets, but now I play nuggets to support your studies. "

13 I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

14 "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

15 Love, just say it out loud, because you never know, tomorrow or the accident, which will come first!

16 The feeling of waiting for the aftershocks is like a girl in first love Waiting for my lover, I am not only afraid that he will not come, but also afraid that he will mess around.

17 It’s so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, the Chinese men’s football team stepped forward and proved to the world that the Chinese men’s football team is still normal!

18 People are not smart, so they imitate other people's baldness.

19 I’m in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I’m done!

20 I heard that women are like clothes, brother. Like brothers and sisters, looking back, I actually ran around naked for more than 20 years!

About

1. People are still alive, and the money is gone. You’re not short of money, don’t worry, I’ll stew this well. ——"Not Short of Money"

2 If you ask a blind man to go to Antarctica, he can't find North at all; if you ask a cerebral thrombosis to remove his lower fork, he can't hook his legs at all; if you ask a big horse monkey to wear a cheongsam, It shows no beauty at all; if you ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao Haixia, he can't even reach his mouth. ——"New Year's greetings"

3 Legal newspapers, story newspapers, and newly published TV newspapers. ——"Such Competition"

4 Don't say you are not qualified to drive, your appearance is against the rules. ——"Three Whips"

5 The bright moonlight shines in front of the bed, and the glass falls in love with frost. If you don't wipe it frequently, you will have to get dirty yourself. ——"Water Delivery Man"

6 Look at your rotten belly, who will believe it if you don't eat it? ——"Three Whips"

7 Shuffle the cards, code the cards, grab the cards, look at the cards, listen to the cards, what a fool! ——"Torch Bearer"

8 I am not nervous . ——"I Want to Have a Family"

9 A mouse works as an escort for a cat - making money at the expense of his life. ——"New Year's Greetings"

10 The village committee was demolished and a two-story building was built. A wall one to two feet high was built around it, and a wire mesh was pulled over the wall. Four gun towers were built at the four corners and guarded day and night by militiamen with guns. The two large iron doors were locked, and two large wolfdogs squatted behind the doors. Custom-made an eight-and-a-half-pound lock to smash the door shut.

No one can get in, and no one can get out. ——"Rich"

11 Farewell Mr. Liu, Mr. Liu, this is almost turning into a tumor. ——"The Son Is Big"

12 I stayed with him for one day and the next, and finally got rid of gastroptosis. Use the cup first, then the cup, and blow on the bottle with the small mouth after use. ——"Uncle Niu "lifts the stem""

13 Don't say yes, don't even want it. ——"Face"

14 I am worried that no one will teach me, so sticky bean bags fall from the sky. ——"Red Sorghum Model Team"

15 Don’t be nervous when you are ready to start, use your forehead as the camera. ——"I want to have a family"

16 Pretending to be a manager? Pretending to be a grandson, I can do it! ——"Uncle Niu "lifts the stem""

17 The ribs are divided equally between humans and dogs. ——"New Year's greetings"

18 If you tell your wife anything you want, you are still called a man. ——"Xiao Jiulao Le"

19 I wouldn't recognize you if you were wearing a vest. ——"Hourly Worker"

20 Don't mention him, my cholesterol is high when I mention him! ——"New Year's greetings"

21 It hurts my self-esteem, it hurts my self-esteem too much. ——"Hourly Worker"

22 I can see that you are studying the lock of whose house there is no one. ——"The Door God"

23 For appreciation, entertainment, education, and eye-opening. ——"Such Competition"

24 Fear is love, and love is fear. ——"Xiao Jiulao Le"

25. Is there... more than a pound? ——"Not Short of Money"

26. There are legends, detections, and satires. There is humor. ——"Such Competition"

27 My heart was broken, my mouth was worn out, my body was almost exhausted, and I even carried water for the widow. ——"New Year's greetings"

28 Life is only a handful of days, at most thirty-six thousand days. ——"Heart Disease"

29 Whether the cat can walk in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse. ——"Red Sorghum Model Team"

30 Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant.

——"Old New Year's greetings"