1, calling on the masses not to wear pajamas to the streets. Pajamas, as the name implies, are clothes worn when sleeping, and coats are clothes worn outside a suit. If you agree to wear a coat to sleep, then we will allow you to wear pajamas to the streets.
When education is linked to money, teachers become bosses, students become apprentices and parents become ATMs.
House price has become a permanent pain in the hearts of ordinary people. Tomson Yipin sold 65438+100000 square meters a few years ago, but no one bought it. This year, it has risen to 65438+ 10.6 million square meters, and several sets have been sold. Why does it have nothing to do with ordinary people? 160,000 discount to 8. 1 10,000 square meters. Will you buy it? I still can't afford it. If we make a break, it will be 80,000, 4. 1 in case of square meters, I still can't afford it. I don't want this house for me, because I can't afford the property management fee.
No matter who you are, you only need half a bed to sleep. If you sleep a little less in a bed, it will be enough. You won't sleep in 2000 beds just because you are Li Ka-shing, and you can roll on them.
5. I like Beijing in my dream and Shanghai in reality, because the sky in my dream will shine with golden light, and there are flashing neon lights in Shanghai in reality at night, so I want to lie down and watch Beijing.
6. Shareholders all heard that they were making money, and they all suffered losses. Don't believe when the bull market comes, and don't admit when the bear market comes.
7. Men's meticulous attraction is second only to women's nudity.
8. I just learned that China Philharmonic Orchestra doesn't even have its own rehearsal hall since 10, but its ranking in the world is within 10. If China Football can spend 10% of its annual expenditure on the China Philharmonic, I believe that the Berlin Philharmonic, which ranks first in the world now, is the backup band of the China Philharmonic.
9. As we all know, the definition of white-collar workers is that the wages they get every month are paid off, so they are also white-collar workers. What is a blue collar? Their work is very tiring and their monthly salary is low, so they are too lazy to take it when they are paid.
10, it's yours when you run out of money. Open your wallet and look at the unused money. It says "People's Bank of China", which has nothing to do with you.
1 1. In the cooperation with Jackie Chan, through physical contact, I suddenly found that my 50-year-old head was on my 25-year-old body, which was magnificent! I don't know if I don't touch it. I was shocked when I touched it!
12, when you fail, treat it as life wealth; Success is a rich life.
13, call for work, work for dinner, don't call while eating!
14. Tourism refers to traveling from one's own tired place to another's tired place.
15, a genius step forward is a fool, and a fool step back is not necessarily a genius.
16, the meaning of life is to come inexplicably and go naturally.
17, a man with taste occasionally says a rude word, but he is still a man with taste. A vulgar person will become more vulgar if he occasionally says something very tasty.
18, whoa, whoa ~ ~ Let's go! ! I got up earlier than the chicken! ! Not all chickens, of course. I wish you all a happy mood today!
19, do you want to own a car that can speed up automatically without using the throttle? "Crazy territory" is your only choice! The beauty of her is that you know it can speed up automatically, but you can't control when it speeds up. What an exciting car!
20. It's raining! I didn't bring an umbrella, but the rain insisted on staying with me.
2 1. The rainstorm in Hengdian Film and Television Base yesterday was shocking! If it is qualitative from the perspective of Chinese medicine, it is diabetes insipidus! ! After 20 minutes, the rain began to weaken, showing what western medicine called prostate type.
22. Idiots don't necessarily appear during the day. Idiots who appear after dark are also called idiots. Idiots are not useless. For example, persistent idiots can enhance their persistence from the personality level to the spiritual level. Sometimes, my persistence is easily confused with that of an idiot.
23. If an idiot calls me an idiot, it is a recognition. If I call myself an idiot, it is a kind of discrimination. If a normal person calls me an idiot, it means that normal people who call me an idiot among normal people are idiots. What they never expected was that I was a normal person mixed with idiots.
In ancient times, women were afraid of setting off fireworks because they were afraid of becoming "fireworks girls"
25. Tonight, my friend goes home for dinner. It's time for me to show my cooking skills. I just bought a wild turtle in the vegetable market. After careful study, this turtle is not too "wild", but it is really "raw".
26. Yesterday's soft-shelled turtle exploded in soy sauce was a great success, especially the miniskirt (skirt) was delicious. It took less than ten minutes to serve, and only a few pieces of Jia were left.