Then I will contribute some!
In addition: the new version of "Looking at Lushan Waterfall": Rizhao Hotel is full of purple smoke, and the menu is hanging in front of you. Drool down three thousands of feet, feel your pockets and have no money.
New version of Xiao Chun: If you don't wash your feet in spring, mosquitoes bite everywhere. Come at night, bear, and see where you are going!
The following are the topics:
Silent night thinking: such a bright line at the foot of my bed and Li Bai opened the window and saw the EX light, and their teeth fell out.
To Wang Lun: Li Bai was about to leave by boat when he suddenly fell into the pool. Peach Blossom Pond is deep in thousands of feet. I wonder if Li Bai is dead!
Like a Dream: I often think of the sunset in Xiting, and I don't know where to go.
Go home at night and wander into the depths of the alley;
Vomiting, vomiting, scared a large group of people.
"Like a Dream" (incorrect test style)
I often remember cheating in exams, and the teacher is extremely beautiful;
Eyes seem to be everywhere, pick up the note on the ground;
Weird, weird, and punished.
Xijiangyue: The bright moon scares the birds, and the breeze rings at midnight.
There is a dream of a bumper harvest in Taoxiang, and the car is broken.
There are seven or eight stars in the sky, and it rains in front of the building at two or three.
The tranquility of the past is gone, and the sound of turning the road is still there.
Loushiming
There is not much money, just spend enough. If you don't have a big room, just connect to the Internet. This is a humble room.
Add something to the incense, put pictures on the wall, and the scenery enters the curtain. Xiaoxiao is a netizen, go
Come to Ding Bai. Can chat QQ, fight landlords, don't make a fuss, don't case.
The modeling of the work.
Zhuge Lu in Nanyang, Ting Yun Pavilion in Xishuzi, and Xia Liu said, What can be better than that?
New "Humble Room Inscription"
If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, and cheating is spiritual.
I am a classroom, and I am the only leisure. Novels spread quickly and magazines are frequently turned over.
Think about playing chess and watching movies. Good at copying homework and hunting for strange news.
Without the noise of books, there is no trouble in learning. This is not a dance floor,
Comparable to the amusement hall, I said to myself, "Mix a diploma!"
Qinyuanchun-Exam:
Examination room scenery, thousands of miles of paper floating, Wan Li eye corner. Looking inside and outside the classroom, the scenery is very good, whispering, very lively, I want to compare with the examiner; If you need to come tomorrow, look at the exam results and congratulate each other. Cherish stereotyped writing and shake your head. Rote memorization is very distressing. A generation of pride, pride of the times, cheating in exams. The past is the past. Count the romantic masters and look at the present.
Yu Meiren: When are the spring flowers and the autumn moon? How much do you know about the exam? The classroom was graded again last night, and the results in the middle of next month will be terrible. Last time I was particularly nervous today, I just changed the topic. Asking when I can graduate is like a stagnant pool.
Song of Chile: The sky is gray and wild, and this year's hope is too slim. The water is curved, the road is long, and the days without money are too long. The building is tall and busy, and I can't wait to rob the bank at once.
Mulan poem:
Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!
Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also very thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw the military post. She needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa doesn't have much money, and Mulan doesn't have gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel and build an airplane from now on.
I buy drawings in the East City, screws in the West City, glass in the South City and iron sheet in the North City. I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage at dusk, but I didn't hear the female voice called by my parents, but I heard the sound of iron rubbing. I bid farewell to the hangar and went to the barracks at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.
Wan Li flew the plane, but he didn't close the mountain. The hot air spreads on the wings and the sun shines on the glass. The general is scared to death, and the soul of a strong man has flown. He flew into the hospital bed and the son of heaven was lying on the bed. He turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to fly back to my hometown.
My parents heard the girl coming and picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. I heard that my sister was coming, so I sharpened my knife and turned mentally retarded. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When I went out to bury the bomb, my relatives and friends were surprised: after twelve years, I didn't know Mulan was crazy.
The madman pedaled on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?
PS: A Tsinghua MM wrote:
Walking at dusk one day, I saw a boy pretending to be cool, vomiting, vomiting, and just wanted to bow his head and hit a tree.
Tsinghua boys follow:
One day, in the depths of self-study, I saw a girl hit a tree, vomited, vomited, and dinosaurs dared to feel good.
Another student posted that:
Recently, I had an adventure at dusk. I saw two people vomiting, pretending to be cool, pretending to be cool, and accidentally bumped into a tree.
The fourth poster:
One day, I was walking around the house when I suddenly saw three people vomiting. Why? why? Just because they are all in Shui Mu.
Another strongman followed:
Wandering around Shui Mu when you have nothing to do, I was shocked to hear that four people hit a tree. I was angry, angry, and punished you for planting trees.
The sixth poster:
Four people planted trees that day, and one supervised. Too cruel, too cruel, too horrible.
Beijing University GG also came to join in the fun:
When I was wandering on the Internet, I suddenly heard someone vomiting, laughing, laughing, and a student from Shui Mu bumped into a tree! ! If you hit a tree, you have to plant it, and the punishment will be repeated. Why not build roads in Peking University?
Landlord, that's enough. I'm tired of looking for it. . Comfort me and give me the best ~