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Hungry is human nature. We usually cry out when we are hungry, but we hesitate because of our weight. When I was so hungry that I honestly couldn't stand it, I opened my phone and ordered takeout.

It’s called being hungry

1. So hungry that you can’t wait to eat dirt.

2. I’m so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Hei duck, pickled fish, fish head with chopped pepper, spicy tofu, and spicy food. It's hot, let's not talk about it, drool is all over the bed.

3. I was so hungry that I started singing "empty city strategy".

4. There is an old saying that goes like this: You want to become an immortal even if you don’t even eat. You are so hungry, but the bed is so warm, and you really want to sleep all day.

5. I didn’t want to eat. I ate a lot of jujube cakes, which were so sweet that I felt like vomiting. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm so hungry.

6. The drama starts again every night: Hungry, so hungry, so hungry. Say important things three times!

7. My stomach is like the bitter water of the sea, churning with no intention of stopping.

8. I’m so hungry, but I feel so guilty about eating now, so I luckily took out two back-resters!

9. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.

10. There was a piece of bread. I felt hungry while walking, so I ate it myself.

Hesitating because of your weight

1. Come on, eat before you lose weight.

2. Eat naturally and healthily, so that you can eat well and still lose weight!

3. If you don’t eat well, how can you have the strength to lose weight?

4. Losing weight after eating full is no longer a legend!

5. Increasing calories, I will lose weight after eating full.

6. Uncontrollable appetite, eat until full before losing weight.

7. Let’s eat poison late at night and then lose weight together.

8. It’s not as good as us, eat first and then lose weight.

9. You don’t understand the world of fat people. Eat until you are full and then lose weight.

10. If you eat well and lose weight, you can actually lose weight visibly.

Opened my phone to order takeout

1. Although I can’t cook, I am good at ordering takeout.

2. Why do experts recommend that you eat 70% full for dinner and save another 30% for late night snacks?

3. I asked this for a friend, a girl has recently gained weight. But she is very kind. Can she order takeout now? 4. When I was ordering takeout, I suddenly remembered that I weighed 160 pounds. I slapped myself fiercely. How can I be distracted when ordering takeout!

5. Late at night, I can still see many takeaway guys running around delivering food on the street. I suddenly feel very inspired. Others are still eating so late at night, so what reason do I have not to eat?

6. When eating alone, what you eat is not loneliness, but the mood!

7. A person should also eat well and take it seriously. Eating is not loneliness, but enjoyment and freedom!

8. Eating alone is not empty.

9. I ordered milk tea and pizza at noon today, and my dad found out, but he didn’t scold me for eating takeout at home. It’s touching, I’ve grown up!

10. The courier boy just handed the milk tea to me, and then asked me if you had ordered another meal? I said yes, and he said you drink the milk tea first, and I will get your meal right away. .