Funny lines of adolescence encountering menopause
1, this is my husband, and we are talking about divorce!
2. Brother Tong:? What about steamed bread? Sister Yeung Yi:? What about the washing machine?
3, the car rolled the pot, dead and straight (value).
4. Miao Zi: Give you a number, greater than 1 less than 3!
Dapeng: You have imposed an economic blockade on me, and I have to live! I'm not solar.
6. Miao Zi's mother: At that time, I thought I had a good figure. Miao Zi's father: I only saw the devil, but I didn't see the figure.
7, Jiang Gongzi: I am quite good except that I am more subtle and embarrassed. Xiao Rui: Besides your safety, you are not safe at all, you know?
8. Don't talk about love. No one who talks about love has a happy ending, Romeo and Juliet, butterfly lovers, Farewell My Concubine, and finally only Wang will see her again.
9. It is not necessarily a birdman who can speak bird language.
10, what happened to love, what happened.
Miao Zi: You are a little match girl. Xiao Rui: I'm picking girls' mushrooms.
12, stay away, you will be covered in blood!
13, eighteen martial arts, are you the third? Knife and gun? Cheap?
14, we are a group of poor people who are played by life!
15, first marriage, no wife, no experience.
16, Miao: When I was young, everyone in the company nicknamed your dad, called him a git, and later called him Brother Tong. What else is it called? Miao Zi: Why are they all coarse grains? Miao Zi's dad: Steamed bread.
17, Miao Zi: If it is broken, it will be chaotic. Miao Zi: There was a fire at the city gate, which affected the fish in the pool. Qi Zi: A blessing in disguise is a blessing in disguise. Woman: I'm monk Zhang Er, who is confused.
18, Qijia: I like ugly things. I am rebellious.
19, why? Feed the pigs! Why? Eat what you feed!
20. Say two dollars more! Two dollars is too little, talk about 10 quick money!
Classic lines of adolescence encountering menopause
1, Bai Xiaoou proved:
A woman? Can't you go into the hall? That's not the most important thing. The important thing is whether you can. To the kitchen? What about you? To the lobby, to the kitchen? This will be perfect.
B, don't believe what married men say.