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Complete works of satirical sentences (selected 80 sentences)
You must have heard the word involution. The purpose of involution is not to be a better self, but to solve competitors by hook or by crook. Do you know the hilarious sentences that are very popular on the Internet? The following is the Complete Works of Ironic Sentences (Selected 80 Sentences) which I carefully arranged for you, hoping to help your work and life.

1. How can you expect a person to have a dream if he has completely devoted himself to power and hatred? -Gu Long

2. Youth is anti-aging, long hair is anti-baldness, enthusiasm is anti-aging, and the future is anti-past. How natural it is! anonymous

3. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

You can go up, I want to lie down.

6. I don't know what it means when I listen to the volume for the first time, but I am already in the volume.

7. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

When the king went to war, nothing grew.

10. involution is a systematic error, and hard work is a personal choice.

1 1. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

12. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

13. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

14. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

15. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

16. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

17. The volume in the dormitory won the first place!

18. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

19. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

20. Did you write today?

2 1. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

22. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

23. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

24. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

25. I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which killed me and made everyone feel better.

26. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is being endorsed, secretly backed, and rolled to death.

27. I will eat grapes every day from now on, and my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

28. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

29. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn, and I will live better than them when I die, and roll them to death.

30. When others shit in the toilet, I shit in the bed. It's so convenient. I'll roll them to death.

3 1. I am a Chinese cabbage, and I have the heart to kill others, but I am a Chinese cabbage.

32. Promote misogyny with friends, secretly kiss husbands, hug them and roll them to death.

33. Everyone else is working. I pretended that I couldn't find a job, but in fact I was studying full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

34. Pretend to sleep in class, listen to the teacher secretly and roll them to death.

I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

37. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

38. Don't tell me when you break up: "Actually, you are fine". So you still dumped me?

39. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have nightmares.

40. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is nothing in the scales. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

4 1. Marriage is the grave of love-if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!

42. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

43. I thought you were just a middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.

44. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

45. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

46. Wait, when the tide recedes and you see the mainland exposed to the whole sea, you will find how many bones are broken and exposed in broad daylight.

47. I argued with MM about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "The Japanese also bring a message", and she agreed that whales are not fish.

48. Your voices, such as Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.

49. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?

5 1. I'd rather understand your desperate resistance under hooligans than bear your ignorance under men!

Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!

53. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and spicy. -

54. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, and this is an authentic pig kidney face!

55. Look at you and you will know that you are the crystallization of love between donkey and horse. The morning chicken reports first, the dark crow makes noise early, and the orangutan is the plaintiff of your rape case.

56. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

57. Make a good roll and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

58. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll to death.

59. I am a cabbage, killing others, but I am a cabbage.

60. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is being endorsed, secretly backed and rolled to death.

6 1. Today I am proud of my involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of me.

I would rather kill myself than my classmates.

63. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

64. I pretended to watch xxx live broadcast, but actually I didn't order anything, so I secretly saved money without them.

65. Everyone else sleeps on their backs. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

66. I am like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

67. Have a good involution and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

68. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

69. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

70. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

7 1. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

72. When all my colleagues got off work, I secretly worked overtime to complete the performance, got the reuse of boss, and rolled them to death.

73. Wear headphones to listen to songs while drawing. When I was in high school, I listened secretly and had to recite articles. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

74. If you don't want to get involved, you have to get involved with others!

75. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had completed half a set of examination papers.

76. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll to death.

77. I'm not involuted. I'm just quietly trying to surprise everyone.

78. Other children only play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

79. Roommates are still playing. I am secretly reciting textbooks and turning on the game audio, so that they think I am playing games and killing them.

80. Entrenchment is a game in which failure and withdrawal are not allowed.