12 Humor Tips

1. Answer the wrong question

Reporter: "Uncle, auntie prepared a table of dishes for you, are you touched?" Uncle: "I don't dare to move. Every time, she moves first before I dare to move."

2. Avoid the important and take the easy.

Why do wild geese fly to the south to spend the winter? Because it's too difficult to walk there. Far away.

You: The house is leaking again!

Landlord: With the rent you paid, do you still want champagne to leak?

You: Yours The house is in such bad condition, why do you still need to deposit one to pay three?

Landlord: Because it is illegal to deposit one to five.

3. Redefinition

This is an artist with both virtue and art. He looks proud as if he has just received a double salary.

4. First lie down and then blame others

He Jie once made harsh words, saying that if she couldn’t lose weight, she would quit the entertainment industry. I said don’t do this. It's not easy to get in and out. The passage in this entertainment industry is so narrow. Just because of you, Su Xing hasn't even gotten in yet.

5. Trying to make a splash in the East

This mutton stir-fried with green onions looks really delicious, this braised fish is also good, this chicken stewed with mushrooms is quite tempting, let’s order a crystal elbow.

6. Homophonic memes

A: Does Faye Wong have a crush on Nezha?

B: Why do you say that?

A: Because I often hear her singing: When I miss you, you are making waves in the sea...

7. Alliteration and end rhyme

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and consequences. The person who makes your heart beat may give you a heart attack after marriage.

8. Three-stage style

The stewardess was distributing drinks in the first class cabin. She asked a very attractive male passenger: "Do you want coffee, tea, or me?"

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9. Use allusions

Good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds, and evil deeds will be rewarded with evil deeds. It’s not that they will not be repaid, but there is something wrong with your invoice. Water can carry boats and cook porridge, and it is gold. It will always shine, and a mirror will always reflect light.

10. Word splitting

We must devote 100% to our work, 20% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 20% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, and 20% on Friday 20%.

11. First raise and then suppress or first suppress and then raise.

You don’t look like a man at all, how can you be so gentle!

12. Ye Zheng Ye Evil

The squad leader won this award, which fully proves that a man's charm is really not about his face.