Of course, this rooftop fan didn't go to the rooftop to watch the ball because it was too hot in summer and the air conditioner was broken. This is a competition in which more and more people participate in the World Cup. For fun and excitement, I spent 20 yuan to guess the score and then suffered a series of fiasco.
In this World Cup group match, strength is not the only reason that determines the outcome: Spain 1-5 lost to the Netherlands, Uruguay 1-3 lost to Costa Rica, Italy 0- 1 ... Behind every worry, there is a tragedy. Of course, fans will not jump off a building for 20 yuan, but from the heart, the disappointing performance of their beloved team is the fundamental reason why they cry and shout to jump off a building.
Here are some jokes from rooftop fans.
1. I bought Italy yesterday. After the game, I went to the rooftop. I have no nostalgia for this world and jumped down. But I'm not dead! It turns out that downstairs are all friends who bought England the day before yesterday, and they are not dead yet! Because the following friends who buy Spain are under great pressure ... tonight, when I buy friends from Argentina, I will be lighter.
2. In the stairwell, a group of persistent people appeared. They won the bet on Brazil, Spain, England and Italy ... Their eyes were red, their eyes were pounding and their lips were trembling. They sang Jay Chou's song on the roof: holding hands, looking at the sky step by step, looking at us in a line ... different family backgrounds, different professional identities, for the same goal.
The doctor asked the nurse: Why did the emergency room send so many rescues in the middle of the night? The nurse replied: I heard that they are all fans, and they all jumped off the roof while shouting that they lost. The doctor asked again: Did you give them blood transfusion? The nurse replied, I lost ... As soon as the voice fell, the patients jumped out of bed and walked to the window. ...
4. Notice: The fans on the top floor of the Italian building are full, and no new fans are accepted. Please go to the other building by yourself. At present, the roofs are relatively empty: World Tower in Brazil, Seine Tower in France and World Center in the Netherlands. Traffic control is implemented on the roof of the British financial center building and the roof of the Bank of Spain.
When an Argentine fan fell from the balcony on the 30th floor, he saw Messi's goal in overtime through the window of the building. ...