"Needless to say, it is the Guanyin Bodhisattva who lives on earth. Even this year, his appearance is eighty, and he is only eighteen. Don't say "longevity candle", don't wish Lingchun turtle crane. Just gently remove the pen and put a dash on the cross. "
Add an apostrophe to the cross, and you will be a thousand years old. This kind of birthday speech is really much better than a dry birthday.
On your birthday, it is inevitable that an apple polisher will take the opportunity to kiss up. According to "Miscellanies of Dongting", Jia Sidao, a treacherous court official in the Southern Song Dynasty, thanked the Empress Dowager and celebrated her birthday. Because their birthday is only one day away, their note reads:
Son of the virgin Mary, long live without borders, long live without borders;
Yesterday, today, a Buddha was born, and another Buddha was born.
Therefore, some people commented, "Scholars are wise, which is the peak." Some of Shoushi's poems were not written by heart, but they have been handed down. There is a village where the school book is 70 years old and the concubine is only 30 years old. Su Dongpo happened to pass by, and the old school book asked for longevity poems, and Su Dongpo played poems.
"The waiter is only 30 years old. Mr. Wang is seventy years of age."
It is neat and clever to oppose the old and the rare. Zheng Banqiao, one of the Eight Eccentrics in Yangzhou in Qing Dynasty, wrote a self-birthday couplet on his 60th birthday:
"Often come to visit, why ask corning. But there is more money in the bag, more wine in the urn and more food in the kettle. Take some old pages and let the waves sing. Rich and rich, stubborn in appearance, smart in facial features, better than thousands of officials, and fewer people in their sixties;
If you want to live forever, it is difficult in the air. Only make the ears have no vulgar sounds, eyes have no vulgar things, and the chest has no vulgar things. Decorate some random new flowers. Going to bed late and getting up early, like two days a day, is over 100 years old. "
Look at this couplet, it is generous, comfortable and leisurely. As long as you eat enough flowers and are flexible, you will be satisfied; The second part says that I don't want to live forever, and I don't want to live forever, but I want to live freely. At present, I have lived 100 years old.
On birthday couplets, people rack their brains to write words skillfully and strangely. In the Qing Dynasty, Peng Zhu celebrated his eightieth birthday, and his 55-year-old Shoulian was called "the best". The upper and lower couplets are matched with "five" and "eight", which is perfect:
"Dragonflies have fifty years, celebrating for a while, counting five days, counting five near the ground, repairing five things, Five Blessingg, five generations living under one roof, colorful clothes;
Crane counts August 80, wishing longevity, eight thousand in spring, eight thousand in autumn, eight yuan in, eight Deng Kai, eight tones obeying the law, and playing Dan in all directions. "
Gan Long celebrated his eighth birthday with the word "eight", so centenarians often celebrated their birthdays with the theme "It's hard to meet centenarians in the world". In the Qing Dynasty, an old man celebrated his centenary birthday, and Yuelu Academy gave a lecture and Wang Wenqing sent a birthday couplet:
"Life is full of discontent;
It is hard to meet me alone in the world. "
There are also many satirical couplets in birthday poems. In the early years of the Republic of China, a county grandfather searched for land, and the people complained bitterly. This year, the county grandfather's birthday, the county gentry merchants were asked to send birthday gifts, and a scholar wrote a birthday couplet on behalf of the gentry merchants:
"When I was born, I didn't care about sorghum, jade wheat, soybeans and white flowers. I scraped all over the land to receive gifts;
Ordinary people deserve to die They ate all the bitter ferns, kudzu vine, bark and grass, and prayed to God to open their eyes and save their young bodies. "
It is rumored that a traitor asked someone to write a birthday couplet on the spot in order to celebrate his mother's birthday, only to see that the person began to write: "This woman is not human", and the audience was in an uproar. The birthday girl's desire to see broke out, only to see the man calmly write: "The Queen Mother descended to earth"; The bottom line is: "The adopted son is a thief, stealing flat peaches and offering them to relatives." This couplet can be described as "swearing without spitting out the nucleus", which makes people feel bitter and hard to say.
The development of the first division, the first charity and the first couplet is now a spent force. Nowadays, old people attach great importance to birthdays. Birthdays are mainly about eating, but there are few poems and couplets on birthdays.
This is a little long. Please tidy up. I haven't eaten. I am in a hurry. My writing is limited, so I can refer to the following:
Long Yao's 70-year-old new era spans, and Shoushan poetry flies in the sky.
He Zulong, the Year of the Loong, Shoubi Taishan.
Li Tao is flourishing, and the poetry world is not old.
Seventy years of spring is not easy, and how much hard work is sweet.
Once you cross the sea, you also rely on helping the sages at home.
I have been studying new ink with great concentration these days, and I am more interested in old poems.
Now, I hope to dance in the court. I believe life is 200 years.
There is a pine tree on the steep bank of Jinsha, eager to cultivate ancestors.
When peaches and plums are in full bloom, they are lonely, and when there is frost and snow, they compete for green onions.
Roots love sunny spring rain more, and leaves still pity the breeze in Cuigu.
Teachers are admirable, rare and worthy of rejuvenation.
Nanshan strolls, and now the country of the staff is facing the staff.
The poetry garden praises the harvest of veterans, and the political show leads the way.
In Chun Xue, a hug was expressed, and the bright moon and clear spring still mean something.
You have moved into the future, and I have come to bless Flat Peach.
Whether classical Chinese is too literary or not, its practical value is not as high as that of vernacular Chinese. After all, the old man doesn't understand classical Chinese. I'll give you some templates to study. I believe I can find what you need and I hope I can help you.
The first one:
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, friends and relatives:
It is another season of glory for all things. On this beautiful day ............................................................................................................................................................
Here, on behalf of all the members of Mr. ... the Association and fellow villagers are in ..., wishing the old lady happiness, longevity, wealth and good luck.
Dear friends and distinguished guests, today is really full of talents and beaming. There are old friends, old folks, and many relatives and friends who come back from overseas to pay New Year greetings. This is exactly what: friends and relatives share family happiness, laugh and live longer.
I don't know if you have noticed that the face of the old birthday girl is always glowing with red light, which represents a long life and happiness. Here, I wish you longevity and family happiness.
After sixty years of wind and rain, the old lady raised her children with great pains. Sixty years of ups and downs, sixty years of vicissitudes. Tears of years climbed on her forehead and stained the old man's temples with frost. In the world, children spread their words to the old man's generous and loving chest. The simple words of "be strict with yourself, be lenient with others, work hard and strive for self-improvement" are engraved in the hearts of children and will never be forgotten. The old man's hard work was not in vain. Under her education, all the children have grown up and won unparalleled glory for the elderly. Her children, respected sir. ... has become a successful person on the waiting list Today, four generations of the old birthday star family live under one roof, which can be described as filial son, capable daughter-in-law, virtuous daughter and strong son-in-law. Even the grandsons, granddaughters, grandsons and granddaughters who are attending school are very smart, with excellent grades and frequent good news.
Let's wish the old birthday girl happiness as the East China Sea, and the sun and the moon are bright. Songhe Changchun, before the spring and autumn, the old and the new alternate, and the joy is far longer. At the same time, I wish every guest present a happy and healthy life! Finally, I wish all the guests all the best and all their wishes come true. Let's spend this wonderful time together.
Thank you!
The second one:
Dear friends and guests:
Good evening!
First of all, on behalf of our family, I would like to extend a warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all of you!
Today is my parents' seventieth birthday. Looking at the white hair of our parents in front of us, our brothers (sisters) are very excited. It was my parents who raised our children with more hardships than ordinary people. It was my parents who supported us with their strict love and laid the starting point of our lives. It was my parents who inspired us to develop our own career with endless encouragement and high standards, which made us who we are today. Although they have never been high officials, celebrities and scholars, their life is a life of entrepreneurship and a strong life. They are ordinary, but in the hearts of our children, Raul will always be sacred and great!
The reason why I can make friends with all the friends present here today is because my parents' cultivation has given me the opportunity to share my life with you.
Our children's success comes from their parents' support and encouragement, from their persistence and tenacity, and our success is their hope and success. Here, on behalf of your children, I would like to say to parents: We should keep in mind your teachings, inherit your spirit, put loyalty and filial piety first, live up to our mission, unite and be harmonious, make determined progress, make achievements in our career, make our life richer and make Wang Jiaxing prosperous.
We wish your parents both happiness:
All the best, live longer than Nanshan! (Health and longevity
Long life, today every year, today every year)
Friends and relatives, thank you for coming. I sincerely hope that you:
Jin Zun is full of lofty sentiments,
Jade chopsticks support the sun and the moon,
Have fun, have a drink,
Have fun with me.
Thank you!
* * * was written on * * in 200, the day before Mom and Dad's 70th birthday.
The third one:
Birthday message to grandpa in the Spring Festival of 2006
First of all, please allow me to extend my holiday greetings to you on behalf of our brothers and sisters, wishing you a new atmosphere and a good mood in the new year! Here, thank you for the New Year!
Today is our beloved grandfather's seventieth birthday, and our brothers and sisters are all very excited. Here, first of all, on behalf of all the younger generations, I would like to send my most sincere and warmest wishes to Grandpa! It was my parents who raised my seven mothers and sisters with more hardships than ordinary people. It was my parents who supported them to study as adults with their strict love and laid the starting point of their lives. After 70 years of ups and downs, grandpa has seen all the vicissitudes. The greatest wealth accumulated in her life is his simple character of diligence and kindness, his generous way of dealing with others, and his simple family style of being strict and loving. All this, accompanied by his bumpy years, accompanied by him ushered in today's happy life for us. Moreover, this precious wealth is gradually inherited by our younger generation. If grandma is in heaven and sees the prosperity of our family today, she will be very happy. Although our family is not a high official or a celebrity, Raul's life is a life of struggle. A strong life, grandpa is ordinary, but it will always be sacred and great in the hearts of our younger generations!
Our children's success comes from their parents' support and encouragement, and from their persistence and tenacity. Our success is your hope and your success! Here, as a representative, I would like to express my grief to my grandparents and dads: We should remember your teachings, inherit your spirit, be United and harmonious, be proactive, hardworking and simple, be generous and kind, and have a double harvest in our academic career!
I wish grandpa happiness as the East China Sea, longevity is better than Nanshan, health and longevity, endless life, good health, happiness, always smiling and long life!
Send you MM:
birthday wishes
Small gift, precious friendship, I hope you like it. This expresses my deep blessing to you. May the sweetness belong to your birthday and every day.
Happy birthday to happy, beautiful, passionate, healthy, confident and energetic friends! May you infect your partner with your laughter and enthusiasm! ? This is another starting point of the journey of life. I hope you can keep running and meet you with a bright future full of infinite charm! Happy birthday!
May the hand of friendship get tighter and tighter, and let the connected hearts get closer and closer! Happy birthday, my best friend!
May my heart be a flower, blooming under your sky, adding a little warmth to your birthday and a bright color to your happiness.
Let me keep this fragrant memory and cherish this beautiful friendship. On your birthday today, please accept my deep blessing-may the future life become a colorful poem.
Youth and genius go hand in hand, which is undoubtedly the most beautiful sight in the world. And you have both. Today, may your youth and intelligence bring you a better tomorrow! Happy birthday!
There are many roads in life. No matter how you go, you should make a choice for yourself every year today. Bless without regret, bless your birthday, bless yourself, life is a temptation again and again.
The voice of blessing and profound friendship, please bring all this to this stream and give it to you when you pass by your door. Happy birthday to you.
Let the sunshine shine on you every day, and let the flowers bloom in your life journey. The rings of the years are like spinning black records, playing beautiful old love songs in the hearts of each of us. May your life after 18 be full of happiness and success!
Years are always getting shorter and shorter, birthdays are always getting faster and faster, friendship is always getting stronger and stronger, and my blessings are getting deeper and deeper.
The time you can't stay, the growth of age, gives you maturity; What I can keep is the irregular lines drawn on this warm card, with my sincere wishes!
Today, I started with an unexpected sweet and happy gift, which is as mysterious as a blooming flower. I miss you deeply in your own festival. May the best friendship, love and happiness in life always belong to you.
May you be a fresh sea breeze with white sails; May you be a strong Chao Cha A? Hey? Cross? In short, forever? What's the matter with you? Song Na? When d is in charge? ∩? Zhan Dunzheng-/P&G T;
I pray in your heart that good flowers will bloom forever, good scenery will always be there, and good luck will always fill your mind! Happy birthday!
Sincere friendship is sent into your heart by birthday candlelight, infiltrating your beating heart, lighting your roots and blooming flowers for you.
Having a good friendship is like having a sweet blessing: I wish you health and happiness. I hope my thousands of blessings will always be with A or so. Happy birthday!
Friendship, not tea, fades as it rushes; Friendship should be wine, the older the better! I wish you health and happiness every day after your birthday!
The wind of the four seasons blew the wind chimes of the years and played a song to wish you a birthday. May you always be full of vitality in your own flower season.
The boat of life has sailed 16 years. Before, it just wandered in my mother's lake. Now, I want to transfer to the boat of youth, plug in the eager sail, and sail to the magnificent sea under the bath of the rising sun. Happy birthday!
17 years old, dazzling years, we bid farewell to innocence, but beg innocence not to die with it. May 17-year-old youth draw a colorful oil painting!
There is only one flower season in a person's life 17 years old, so let's write it in a diary and give off the fragrance of memory forever.
This is a new beginning and a beautiful day. This day is full of joy. Are you happy?
16-year-old flowers, full of soil; 16-year-old songs are euphemistic and beautiful. Everyone is 16 years old. May you take a strong step towards the future in the early morning of 16 birthday! ?
At that time, when the music of the clock was playing, when the pink candle was lit, how many laughs and vague memories flashed in the flickering candlelight.
18 years old, like a flower, like a dream, I hope you can grasp and cherish it, create a regretless youth for yourself, and add a charming spring to the motherland. ? Friendship turns into notes and plays for you on this special day.
In the warm candlelight, there are my thoughts and expectations. Even if they are too far apart, I still send infinite thoughts and blessings.
Today is your first step towards maturity. I wish you down-to-earth, steady and steady, with flowers all the way.
I hope that in the days to come, you will write a poetic life story and walk out of a road full of seven colors of sunshine.
Tonight, the new moon is quietly reflected in my window lattice, and I want to shine that clear light to light up the blessing of 18 for you.
The clock ticks round and round, and finally you come to this day. I sincerely wish you happiness forever in your beautiful big eyes.
After the birthday candle was lit, it went out again. This moment has two meanings: bid farewell to the ups and downs of the past and welcome another climb of life.
Nature artists painted you with strong colors on this day, and the warmest day of these 365 days brought you colorful dreams.
Flowers bloom and the moon falls, picturesque. I wish you a happy birthday, warmth and happiness …
May true happiness embrace you and wish you a happy birthday on this special day that belongs to you!
The sun and the moon will never stop rotating. If the feelings are sincere and long-lasting, I will always remember this day no matter where you are. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Let me bless you and laugh for you, because today is your birthday and my heart is as happy as yours. I wish you happiness!
I wish I was the first friend to say "Happy Birthday" to you. May this year be happy and successful!
If there is a friend in the world, it is a friend who cares about me as much as you do. My best friend, happy birthday, good luck, health and happiness in the new year!
On this special day, I want to say how happy I am. Time has not changed our friendship. I wish you a happy birthday.
Dear friend, happy birthday, I wish you happiness every day, good luck every year and happiness all your life!
When I rubbed the magic lamp three times, the genie asked me what I wanted to wish for. I said: I want you to bless a person who is reading the text message for me. I hope that person has a happy birthday and will always be happy.
On the occasion of your birthday, I wish you a prosperous career, a healthy body, countless money, no hard work, leisure, romance and happiness.
The sea is full of water and spiders. He is full of legs and peppers. He has a burning mouth. I don't regret knowing you. Happy birthday to you, smiling from ear to ear every day.
Birthday guy, I wish all your hopes can come true, all your dreams can come true, all your waiting can appear, and all your efforts can come true.
You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!
On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.
Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnation and wish you a happy birthday!
Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc desire, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday.
I've been afraid to say anything to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying ... likable and you can't get tired of watching it!
Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and the world has added a touch of attractive color since then. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Today is your birthday. Your friend requested a power train song for you. Please take your mobile phone and knock hard on the floor ... well, the song ordering is over.
Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, come out as soon as possible! Happy birthday, piggy!
Another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday!
On your birthday, I will send you a happy note as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year! If I have 1 10,000, I will send you 99999. Do I have 1 ten thousand? No. So I can only send a message with a dime, and wish you a happy birthday!
I've always wanted to say something to you, but I didn't have a chance. Today I finally got up the courage ... Happy birthday!
I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!
I wish you: Lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea, you will live longer than a big stone in Nanshan.
Brilliant candlelight, happy New Year's birthday. Lucky you, tomorrow will be better!
I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.
May your face be as gorgeous as spring, and I sincerely wish you a happy birthday, affectionate girl!
Close your heart, and your humorous words and frank temperament will emerge. You are a trickle that moistens our hearts ... Happy birthday. ...
Childhood innocence, childhood romance, but there is no chance to be together in the flower season, but I will never forget your special day, "Happy birthday to you!" " "
Long time no see, but the scheduled time report tells me that today is your birthday, so I want to say: Happy birthday! ! Young and beautiful! !
I wish you look up at Cupid today, meet a beautiful woman when you go out, lower your head to pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha!
Sunshine puts on a mature coat for you, and moonlight adds to your charm. On your birthday, may the blessings of your friends converge into a source of your happiness. ...
The shining background light shines on your cheeks, though it is weak, but it can extend far away. After reading this news, make a wish and let all the stars in the sky bless you!
Animal star: pig, your birthday is very happy. Congratulations on another year's wrinkles ... one step closer to wrinkles ...
I miss you very much and wish you countless blessings. Wish you a happy holiday!
Long-distance, long-distance, long time, today is your birthday, I have been thinking of you in the distance, I wish you a happy birthday! ?
Unforgettable is your pure friendship with me! What is precious is the truth that will never change! Nice to meet you! My favorite carnation, happy birthday to you.
There are faint poems in the idle clouds, and there are continuous joys in the faint poems. There is my gentle blessing in the constant joy. Happy birthday!
Send you a cup of juice specially prepared by me, which contains 100cc all your wishes, 200cc of happiness and 300cc of vitality every day. Happy birthday!
Today is your birthday, and your friend requested a power train pawn for you. Please pick up your mobile phone and knock it on the floor. .................................................................................................................................................
Happy birthday! I want to send you a 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+emotion.
I envy your birthday for being so romantic and poetic. I just want to be happy, healthy and beautiful every day.
On your birthday, I send you happy notes as a gift. May you be happy and safe 365 days a year.
Knowing that your birthday is coming, just say what gift you want. Say it, say it. ....................................................................................................................................................
At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!
You are too poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!
There's one thing I haven't dared to say to you, but if you don't say it on your birthday, you'll never get a chance: you're really annoying. .....................................................................................................................................
Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
On the eve of your birthday, I wish you Pepsi, Fanta, Wahaha every day, Pepsi every month, Gao Legao every year, your mood is like Sprite, always eye-catching.
From the moment you were born, you were destined to belong to me. Although I can't be with you on this special day, we will celebrate your 60th birthday together.
I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always be there and you will always smile. Happy birthday, health and happiness!
The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.
Birthday greetings: you are so poor. Today is your birthday, but you have to go to work. But it doesn't matter, because you received my blessing. I believe you will have a good time today!
Birthday greetings The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer friends meet, the more true it is. The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.
Birthday wishes wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!
May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may all your dreams be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!
There are no sweet cakes, bright red wine, rich gifts and melodious birthday songs in birthday greetings. Do not regret that you have the most sincere wishes in the world. Happy birthday!
Birthday wishes come back to you gently, I don't want to disturb you! I just want to know if you are all right ... Happy birthday!
Birthday greetings: the sun and the moon are always round, and the feelings are bitter and sincere for a long time. No matter where you are, I will always remember this day. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Birthday wishes you a happy birthday. I wish you a prosperous career, plenty of money, no hard work, leisure, romance and happiness.
Birthday greetings: You are honey and I am melon. You are not an idiot on your birthday. You are a cantaloupe after reading the text message! I wish you: smile after reading the message, happy birthday!
Birthday greetings will give you happy notes as gifts. May you have 365 beautiful days, and sincerely wish you a happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Always healthy! Beautiful and moving!
Birthday wishes to friends, on this beautiful day, seize your happiness. Happy birthday to you.
Birthday wishes I approached you and sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressing my wishes, sharing your happiness, and then listening to the echo of your youth.
Birthday wishes youth, sunshine, laughter ... Dance a happy beat for this day that belongs to you. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Birthday wishes, beautiful flowers have opened for you; The beautiful days came quietly. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may all your dreams be sweet, and may you have a happy New Year!
No matter where you are, I will always remember this day. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
Friends, on this beautiful day, keep your happiness. Happy birthday to you.
It's another good start. May my sincere wishes bring you a successful year and a happy birthday.
On the occasion of your birthday, I sincerely offer my three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best.
Green is the color of life, and green romance is the romance of life. Therefore, I chose this green world as your birthday present. May you be full of vitality and youth.
I write endless thoughts and blessings for you with blooming orchid petals. Happy birthday to you!
Pick a snowflake, string your wishes into a white tree and present a beautiful heart-shaped flower for your birthday.
Send you a present to express my heartfelt wishes. New knowledge is acquired with age, and progress is acquired with age. Best wishes for a happy birthday!
I approached you, sang "Happy Birthday to you", expressed my blessing, shared your happiness, and then listened to the echo of your youth.
May my blessing linger in your eyes like a ray of bright sunshine. Happy birthday!
Today, the world is more wonderful because of you, the starry sky is brighter because of you, the world is warmer because of you, and I am happier because of you!
This is the day of tulips, and it's also your day. May this day be auspicious and fragrant year after year.
All happiness, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck will always surround you! Happy birthday!
I remember your birthday in my mind. I want to express my feelings for you in a few words: Happy birthday to you! ~!
I hope I can help you.
Silent confession is constantly changing in flashbacks and gags, so be sure to focus all your attention on every word of it, or you will be kicked