On February 8, 2005, it premiered on CCTV Spring Festival Evening in 2005. The play was directed by Zhang Huizhong, written by Seimi Zhang and Gong Kaibo, and performed by Zhao Benshan, Fan Wei, Cai Weili and Wang Xiaohu.
This sketch is the last part of the series "Fudge", which tells the story that "Dafudge" took two apprentices to the "Anti-Fudge Hotline Consulting Company" and tried to fool Chef Fan, but was finally exposed.
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Kung fu script:
Big bluff: I heard that he changed his job as a chef into a hotline to prevent deception, and he dared to threaten not to be cheated again. The cruel reality has almost reached my psychological defense. If I don't sell him something this year, I can't finish the topic I promised for three years with the audience!
Little fudge A: Master, are you going in?
Fool: Don't worry, dial a harassing call first!
Chef Fan: Hello, I'd like to lend you a pair of anti-fraud hotlines. I am a senior dupe veteran, and with years of experience, I make a clear judgment on whether you are fooled or not. Please press 1 for abductions, 2 for cars, 3 for brain teasers and 1 10 for stretchers!
Fool: Hello!
Chef Fan: Hello!
Fool: Excuse me, are you Master Fan?
Chef Fan: Ah, who are you?
Idiot: I'm ... I have a question to ask you directly.
Chef Fan: Ah, you say it!
Fool: We have an old sow with black background and white flowers. She got up in the morning, opened the circle door and ran at 80 mph. She hit a tree and died!
Chef Fan: Killed? Is there anything wrong with the pig's eyesight?
Idiot: Both eyes are 1.5!
Chef Fan: Do you have any mental illness?
Fool: Only the mind can be healthy!
Chef Fan: How could you be killed?
Fool: Because that pig has no brains!
Chef Fan: I said you don't pay attention. You don't play by the rules. Press 3 for a brain teaser. In that case, I also ask a question!
Fool: You say it!
Chef Fan: It's the Spring Festival, and I haven't bought any new year's goods at home, only a pig and a donkey are left. Do you think I should kill the pig or the donkey first?
Fool: then kill first ... and give you two chances!
Little fudge A: Donkey meat is delicious! Kill the donkey first!
Fool: Kill the donkey first!
Chef Fan: Congratulations on your correct answer. So is the pig!
Fool: Hum! Sadness really makes me feel sad for you. I want to travel alone, how can I rest assured?
Little fudge B: Master, kill the pig first!
Fool: That donkey thinks so, too! I'm telling you, it's not good for you to kill anyone first on this issue! Why didn't I answer, just because I thought he had a problem! Understand? He developed from one track-minded in those days to two blocked ends now!
Little fudge a: master, he's amazing. I think we should go home!
Big bluff: No, the kidnapper fooled him and the seller fooled him. If I don't get rid of him in ten minutes, I can't be a teacher with you two!
Little fool a &；; B: Master leads the way, fooling everyone!
Fool: OK, look me in the eye and go in! Beautiful him, look, aha, he ran away, where to run!
A: Is Chef Fan there, please?
Chef Fan: Hey, who is it? You consult ... yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You hit a pig, didn't you? Did you rear-end the car? Why did you change three more?
Fool: I have missed you for three years!
Chef Fan: Fool!
Fool: I've come to confess my love to you!
Chef Fan: Keep fooling!
Fool: I have a disciple to testify!
Little fool a &；; B: Hmm!
Chef Fan: I fooled me by organizing a group. It's hard to fool me. As long as we good people are alert to you, what can you do? Huh? Just a few brain teasers! There is a monkey on the ground, and there are seven (riding) monkeys on the tree, which are both two monkeys and eight monkeys!
Fool: Maybe three monkeys, maybe nine monkeys!
Chef Fan: Why has it changed again?
Big fool: pregnant with a monkey!
Chef Fan: Is it interesting?
Fool: Boring. I'm not giving you a brain teaser, I'm here to apologize! For three years, the most sorry person in the world is Chef Fan. What a nice guy, I always tell you, why do you think I lied to him? How honest and honest! You hit me twice (chef Fan tried to hit me), you can't do it!
Chef Fan: Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Look, fool around, and then fool around!
Fool: Help me up!
Chef Fan: Yes, yes, I can stand up. I'm not sick. Right, right, right, two steps, two steps. (The fool falls on Chef Fan) Aye aye aye aye? Everyone is watching, and everything has nothing to do with me! What do you always do with this suspension pedal? Get up! what can I do for you? Let's get this straight, okay?
Fool: Do you want to hear it?
Chef Fan: I want to hear it!
Fool: Did you hear your letter?
Chef Fan: I believe you as long as you stand up!
Fool: You go, I can stand up!
(Chef Fan exits)
Chef Fan: Say it!
Fool: It's a long story. I remember it was the first snow in 2003, a little later than in 2002!
Chef Fan: What do you do with the lyrics? If you have something to say, just say it!
Fool: I won't play virtual games with you. I will apologize to you today. Get the goods! Look familiar?
Chef Fan: Is this the hundreds of dollars you cheated me of?
Fool: Nothing has moved!
Chef Fan: Which watch is this?
Fool: I haven't said anything in my hand!
Chef Fan: Big Brother!
Fool: It's time to end the feud between us, which is the chief culprit of delaying feelings in recent years. I must smash it in front of you today!
Little fudge B: Master can't smash it!
Little fudge A: Master, this wheelchair is a witness to your old brother's reunion!
Fool: Don't talk nonsense, I, you can't stop me!
Chef Fan: Brother, you want to hit me, you are so sincere, and the child is right! It is not only a testimony to our reconciliation, but also a reminder to me to avoid being fooled again in the future. I have collected it!
Fool: No, how do you accept the money the child gave me?
Chef Fan: I'll pay for it!
Fool: How much is it?
Little fudge A: Two thousand!
Chef Fan: I'll give you two thousand!
Fool: I'll give you 2500!
Chef Fan: I'm three thousand!
Fool: I'm 3.5 thousand!
Chef Fan: I'm four thousand!
Fool: I'm five thousand!
Chef Fan: Deal!
Big fool: put it on chef fan.
Chef Fan: Hey, your name is 5,000, and I dropped my hammer. Deal!
Fool: No! You remember wrong. How did you shout?
Little fudge A: I heard it was Chef Fan!
Little flicker b: no! It's master!
Chef Fan: Look!
Fool: Chaos, chaos! Well, it doesn't matter who shouts! Listen, let's take a nap. Who shouted first?
Chef Fan: I called first!
Fool: How much did you shout?
Chef Fan: I'm two thousand!
Fool: I'm 2500!
Chef Fan: Three thousand!
Fool: 3500!
Chef Fan: Four thousand!
Fool: 4500!
Chef Fan: Five thousand!
Fool: Look!
Chef Fan: No, I'll do it myself!
Fool: Then you are in a mess!
Chef Fan: Stop it, two thousand, two thousand five hundred, three thousand, three thousand five hundred, four thousand, four thousand five hundred, five thousand!
Fool: Yes!
Chef Fan: Yes.
Candy B: You yelled!
Chef Fan: No, no, big brother, I shouted 4 thousand, and you directly shouted 5 thousand, right? (Shouting to the audience) Right?
Audience: Yes!
Fool: Well, it's a mess. Since my brother and I agreed to accept it, let's shout it again and find out who shouted this 5 thousand. That! What is the starting price?
Little fudge A: Two thousand!
Chef Fan: I'm two thousand!
Big flicker: Deal!
Chef Fan: No, didn't you scream?
Fool: Yes, I'm afraid I'm confused! It's chaotic!
Chef Fan: Ah! Don't move! This wheelchair is mine!
Big bluff: I'll tell you something, brother.
Chef Fan: Stop it.
Fool: It is reasonable to say that you shouldn't ask for money.
Chef Fan: Stop it.
Fool: You are still proud.
Chef Fan: Stop it.
Big fool: you should ask others for it, but ...
Chef Fan: But!
Big bluff: it's not your character if you don't give it.
Chef Fan: I'll be fooled if I give it to you!
Fool: I tell you, I don't want to. ...
Chef Fan: Eh? Change it to robbery, right?
Fool: You understand it wrong!
Chef Fan: Stop pretending. From the moment you entered the room, you played hard to get, and the master and apprentice cooperated with the plan to smash the car and fell into the hammer at once. I only used one plan!
Fool: Let's play together!
Chef Fan: I'll give you a plan!
Fool: Walking is the best policy!
Chef Fan: No!
Fool: I failed. Do you know why I failed? He is a chef who only reads the art of war without reading recipes. Get out!
Little fool a &；; (unmoved) (Chef Fan Chao) Master!
Fool: What are you doing? Where are you kneeling? I'm here!
Little fool B: (to big fool) I'm so sorry, master. You fool's IQ is too low to learn anything from you!
Candy A: What should you do? Let's go. We'll miss the no.2 bus in a minute!
Big fool: sad!
Little fool a &；; (Chef Fan Chao) Master is in class, and I am worshipped by my disciples! (kowtowing)
Fool: Yes, yes, yes! The world is crazy. Rats are the bridesmaids of cats! Oh, my God!
Little fool a &；; B: Master, please accept us!
Chef Fan: Hey, kid, suddenly the sky is vast, just study hard. Give you a red envelope in the New Year, ah, a red envelope!
Fool: Can you take this money? Didn't I pay you both last month? Sad, really sad!
Chef Fan: Everybody, take it!
Little fool a &；; B: (stamping the chef's fan and pretending to kowtow) Thank you, Master! (Holding a red envelope, bluffing) Master, take it off!
Fool: Ha ha ha, double cross!
Chef Fan: Oh, it's impossible to prevent! But I refuse to obey you. I'm still in a wheelchair, aren't I?
Fool: What do you want?
Chef Fan: What about your promise? Where is your stretcher?
Big flicker: develop it yourself! (Pulling back the chair)
Chef Fan: Huh?
Idiot: This is customized for you. If it is short, it can be lengthened! (Lengthens the back of the chair)
Chef Fan: Oh, you took great pains for me. Fortunately, my skill is superior and I opened the red envelope!
Fool: Huh?
Chef Fan: It's the Spring Festival. I'll give you a couplet. I will shake them year after year. This is fate. You learn from your mistakes. Thank you!
Fool: I'll make it up to you again, self-taught!