What car can't I take? Answer: windmill.

Who always takes off dry clothes and puts on wet clothes? Answer: clothes rack.

There is a man licking the popsicle. Why are you licking popsicles more and more? Answer: Because he licked them at the South Pole.

Which organ do thieves fear most? A: Public security organs.

Carefully cultivated from an early age, tied with a rope when you grow up, chopped face to face when you are old, and finally cremated (beating one thing) Answer: tobacco.

Teachers have a headache. Children's favorite brain teasers.

What firewood can't be burned? Answer: talent.

In winter, dragons lie down, in summer, branches and leaves are open, dragons must grow upwards, and pearls are arranged downwards. Answer: grapes.

House, palace, cave, mansion, cowshed, which word is different? Answer: Everything else in the cave is man-made.

Getting older, getting younger and changing with each passing day, every family is indispensable. What is this? Answer: Calendar.

What is the biggest headache for middle school teachers? Answer: a cold.

A father-in-law has a good spirit and doesn't sleep from morning till night. Although he is small and strong, thousands of people can't push him down. What is this? Answer: tumbler.

What is the most selfless? Answer: Weigh yourself.

A little longer, go to Nanyang. It looks like a Zhang Chou face above, and it opens its mouth below. Answer: Don.

Where in the world is afternoon earlier than morning? Answer: In the dictionary.

If an apple falls on Newton's head, where will it fall? A: On the ground.

Xiao Zhang spit in public. When the manager asked him to pay a fine of 50 cents, he gave it to a Zhang Yiyuan man. The manager said you can't change it. Guess what Xiao Zhang did? Answer: I vomited again.

This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, which is no different from an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

Adi successfully hung himself on the thread. Why? Answer: I fell dead.

Why are fat people afraid of heat than thin people? Answer: Because the sunburn area is relatively large.

A mosquito turns clockwise around a newly bought high-efficiency mosquito trap lamp without any quality problems, but it will never be sucked in. Why? Answer: Because the mosquito trap lamp is not electrified.

Zhang asked Li Si the same question three or five times, and Li Si answered five different answers, each of which was correct. So what did Zhang San ask? Answer: Zhang San asked the time.

Private Ashong's grandmother rode a car all day to visit him in the barracks. Why did the director almost faint when he saw her? Answer: He asked for three days' funeral leave yesterday because his grandmother died.

Why did Ah Fu and Amin, who were on vacation in the camp, hide in the dormitory and get bloody and thick? Answer: Squeeze each other for acne.

Amin, a soldier who moved to Mazu, applied to return to Taiwan on the grounds that his girlfriend was about to give birth. Why was it not approved? A: Because Ma Ming has been in Azuyi for more than a year and has never been back to Taiwan Province.

When Tom wrote a letter, the addresses of the recipient and the sender were reversed, and the letter was sent home, but he sent it to the recipient without spending half a cent. Why? Answer: He wrote that there was no such person and put it in the mailbox.

How to make a dollar float on the water A: Just use dollar bills.

Two women wearing the same skirt were walking on the Middle East Road in Xiao, when suddenly a gust of wind blew. The pony standing by immediately recognized that one of them was a mainland girl and the other was a Taipei girl. Why? Answer: mainland girls will tighten their skirts first, and Taipei girls will cover their hair first to protect their hairstyles.

The owner of a jewelry store hired a bodyguard to escort a box of jewelry, but it was robbed on the way. Throughout the robbery, the bodyguards kept on clinging to the jewels. Although the bodyguard didn't rob himself, the jewelry store owner still lost this box of jewelry. Why? Answer: The bodyguard and the treasure chest were robbed together.

What can run around the house with only one foot? Answer: broom.

During the break in the football match, the father asked his son: What is it that is placed next to the right foot and the left foot can't touch? Did you know that my son had a brainwave and found the right answer? Answer: It's the left foot.

A Ding always procrastinates. Why has he never been punished by the chief? A: The soldiers in the bunker in Aden Gai.

What is the last thing you can see in broad daylight? Answer: movies.

Newton smashed apples under the apple tree and discovered gravity; What will you find if you sit under a coconut tree and wait to be hit by a coconut? Answer: You will think this behavior is stupid.

Public toilet (guess a foreign capital) answer: Renton (squat)

You Mei, an old man, went to the hospital for an examination. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn.

Although it is only a thin piece, what a woman can't live without for a day is the answer: the mirror.

A rich man wanted to know what was most valuable to him. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? Answer: His head.

During the exercise, two military vehicles weighing four tons each stopped in front of a temporary bridge. The latter car broke down, and the driver of the former military vehicle dragging it worried about how to cross the five-ton bridge. Answer: Pull with a rope longer than the rope, so that two cars can pass on the bridge at different times.

How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens? Answer: Buy duck eggs.

The second part of children's brainstorming and answers

1, riddle: Lao Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why are there no fleas on dogs?

Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

2. riddle: what book has neither the author nor anyone to understand?

Answer: gobbledygook

3. riddle: how to put a pencil on the ground so that no one can pass through it?

Answer: put it by the wall

4. riddle: travel around the world to play a name.

Answer: Stephen Chow.

5. riddle: why should the hat be turned upside down when it is dirty?

Answer: Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

6. riddle: what is the prisoner's favorite way to die?

Answer: die of old age

7. riddle: the dog stopped barking when it crossed the wooden bridge (to use an idiom)

Answer: Never forget anything.

8. riddle: what is white plus white?

Answer: White rabbits (two)

9. riddle: Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks, but the next day her mother scolded her for not studying hard. Why?

Answer: She sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow.

10, riddle: a rooster and a hen (guess five words)

Answer: Still two chickens.

1 1, riddle: What is the attached middle school?

Answer: stillbirth (attached middle school)

12, riddle: the manager can't cook, but there is a dish that is particularly good at. What is this?

Answer: fire squid.

13, riddle: What kind of egg in the world is inedible, but it is not cooked well, but it is broken?

Answer: I have zero eggs in the exam.

14, riddle: What is not illegal to steal?

Answer: snickering

15, riddle: Why did our teacher remind us to cherish four arrows when we were young?

A: Time flies (four arrows)

16, riddle: What ship never goes into the water?

Answer: spaceship.

17, riddle: When is the best time for divorce?

Answer: 65438+123 October (Freedom Day)

18, riddle: What's the name of farting before death?

Answer: Sure.

19, riddle: A blind man shoots a hat, how can he hit it with one shot?

Answer: Hang the hat on the muzzle.

20. riddle: what can't be eaten raw and cooked while roasting?

Answer: cigarettes

2 1, riddle: Xiaoming is 12 years old this year. Why does he only have three birthdays?

Answer: Xiaoming's birthday is February 29th.

22. riddle: a little horizontal, a little floating in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. (Type a word)

A: Fu.

23. riddle: a frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters at a time, how many times does it need to jump out of the wellhead?

A: He will fall to death in such a deep dry well.

24. riddle: why does medium-rare beef not match medium-rare beef?

Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.

25. riddle: what should be hidden and secretly used, and then secretly given to others after use?

Answer: negative film

26. riddle: on the way, it turned a somersault and then turned it over (guess the four-word idiom)

Answer: three times twice.

27. riddle: there is a flock of sheep on the hillside, and a flock of sheep is coming. How many sheep are there?

Answer: It's still a regiment!

28. Riddle: Where did Jesus come from?

Answer: the kingdom of heaven

29. riddle: Adi successfully hung on the surface line. Why?

Answer: I fell to my death. ...

30. riddle: what are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. Not afraid of 10 thousand, just in case;