In September of that year, he 1979 came back from fighting in southern Xinjiang and worked as an acting instructor in our company from the political department of the Communist Youth League, which coincided with the visit of the wife of Lu, the deputy company commander of our company, with her one-year-old child. At that time, the practice at the grass-roots level of the army was that relatives of company members came to visit relatives, and as instructors, they had to visit and say hello within three days.
After dinner in a hurry, he came to the group's temporary guest house with a large net bag of fruit, milk powder and canned food and knocked at the door. Deputy company commander PianLiu doesn't know where he is holding the child.
He told the wife of Deputy Company Commander Lu who opened the door that he was the company's acting instructor and came to visit on behalf of the company comrades.
"Are you Dr. Xiao Liao?" Xu Kang stood at the door, hesitated and asked again.
Deputy company commander Lu, the wife of a doctor in Chaozhou Hospital, hurried to the room with a big smile on her face: "You're welcome, instructor, just call me Xiao Liao."
After sitting down, Dr. Liao asked with a smile while making tea: "Thank you, thank you comrades! Excuse me, Wang Shouyi died shortly after his instruction, and Wang Chongli succeeded in becoming the stockade master. What's your name? "
At that time, our troops and local people had not used the word "your surname"; When they ask each other names, they will say, "What's your name?" When Xu heard Dr. Liao ask him "What's your name", he deeply felt that she was gentle, polite, educated and educated. She leaned down and replied, "My name is Xu."
Because her husband hasn't come back yet, Dr. Liao, who has nothing to say at the moment, has nothing to say: "Oh, it's instructor Xu! Are you' Yanwu' Xu or' body double' Xu? "
Kang leaned down and replied, "Ah, I'm Shuang Xu."
Just then, Lu, the deputy company commander, came back with his precious son: "My God, you really did your duty to sympathize with the family members of the team members!" I asked our little Liao to start cooking soup in the afternoon. I just invited my brothers, but we have Chaoshan flavor. The company commander said that you came to me to express your condolences to the family members of the team! Instructor, you have to make an exception when you come to me. We must let her come to see us. Instructor, please try her craft in the future, you Yankees must have never tasted it! "
Xu Kang said seriously, "How is that possible? Dr. Liao is also a family member of the team! Greet relatives who come to the team, especially those who come to the team for the first time We should do what we should do honestly. The visit rate 100% cannot be reported, but it is not100%; We must do things honestly! "
Deputy company commander lu spread out the table; He quickly took the child and teased the little guy. Little by little, even a bunch of platoon leaders really came one by one, laughing and laughing.
Deputy company commander Lu, while fighting for the poor to be king, put a few cold dishes, turned his head and shouted proudly, "Xiao Liao, pass the rice!" " "
With a big smile on his face, Dr. Liao carefully put the towel on the round short-eared porcelain jar and took the "soup" to the room. His mouth replied, "Here we are, please eat."
Lu and chaozhou people, deputy company commanders, returned to China as overseas students with their mother-in-law in 1930s to participate in the old revolution of the New Fourth Army. Deputy company commander Lu, his wife is delicate and pretty, a native of Chaoshan, and a college student of "workers, peasants and soldiers" studying medicine. Since I came to the west, they have been full of barbarian words that everyone can't understand, such as "bang" when eating and "grunt" when saying "no". This little doctor Liao is very gentle with people. On the third day of visiting relatives in the army, he volunteered to participate in the "free clinic" organized by the health team and medical assistants, which left an excellent impression on the officers and men of the company. Xu Kang, an instructor who just graduated from junior high school, was deeply impressed by Dr. Liao's "making soup" and her polite, educated and gentle behavior. He asked the cadres in thy company to actively take the lead in learning from Dr. Liao, a college student of Liu Lianchang's family, saying that a local doctor also actively responded to the call of the military party Committee and went to the resident "free clinic", which was very conscious; People still talk about civility, courtesy and self-restraint!
Deputy company commander Lu rolled his eyes and argued with him: instructor, you really made a mistake about setting an example! She argued with me privately last night; When we came back from the war, there were summaries and reports everywhere. Every day is more tiring than during the war. As a doctor, why didn't she know to give me some psychotherapy? She's still lying to me and arguing with me at night! Tell me, why can't I feel her self-restraint?
Xu Kang criticized him, saying, it's not modest of you to rely on a merit citation class II! Once upon a time, there was a rich man who was eloquent, but did nothing good. Once, because he was always harassing the widow next door, the widow couldn't bear it, so she begged her brother-in-law to report the rich man to the county government. Cultivate and protect Xiao Liao, you have to "get the moon first by being close to the water"! You are a "black under the lamp"; Deputy company commander, you can't "black under the lights", but you should learn from your wife honestly and humbly! When he was talking about the deputy company commander, he wanted to change his wife's bad habits. He couldn't engage in "black under the lights" himself, so he had to let her improve her consciousness, be polite and self-disciplined.
Two months later, he also went to the railway station to meet his wife from Shaanxi Xianyang Cotton Mill. On the way back to the army station, I told her: after returning from the war, there were many family members who came to the team and soldiers who went home to visit relatives; He is now a respected lecturer in your company. If he can't go back, he will have to let her come in the end. When she comes, she has to maintain his image as an instructor, like the instructor's family! The weaver asked him carefully, how can he "look like an instructor's family"? He told her about Xiao Liao, the family of the deputy company commander Lu.
The weaver was not convinced and said, I built a small village (from), and then Russia (me) entered the national cotton mill, and you joined the army as a soldier. You should also know that Russia (I) is also skilled! At that time, Russia will also invite you to taste Kazakhstan's "oil sprinkled noodles" (part two). Xu Kang taught her seriously: "Whether you eat' oil sprinkled noodles' or not, the key is that you should pay attention to language etiquette. When people come to see us, don't be so careless as before. We must say' come in' and then let us in. For example, asking someone's name can't be like' What's your last name?' This is very impolite and rude! You have to say,' What's your name? Also let everyone realize our love and your humor; Just like the "passing rice" and "eating" between the two commanders, the couple used humor and humor very well. "
The woman looked glum and said unhappily, "The train froze (just got off). Oh, you just told me a lot about Russian rules. You are a good man. You said that people are haunted, and you are' passing the rice to eat'. You have a lot of bad rules when you eat a good meal! "
Xu Kang patiently explained that this is to respect other people's "surnames", not to call names "ghosts".
The woman became excited: "When we met, you said the ball was too big for Russia (me)!" " People can't remember some words; No matter who comes, Russia (I) won't say a word (squeak) and then you tell his family! "
I was so anxious that Xu Kang became serious: "Is it difficult to ask you to be polite? There is no civilization in our hometown, so let's learn from others honestly and humbly. Besides, you always have to give me the face of being an instructor, right? ! You have to learn from others honestly, you know? What do you think is wrong with taking the lead in stressing civilization, politeness and self-restraint? "
Seeing that the man's face is not high, she quickly said, "I know, I know, learn from others honestly!" " I see. Oh (then) what are you talking about? Look at you. That's what the woman at the company commander's house said. So will Russia (I). Russia (I) is kidding you! "
Xu Kang said with satisfaction: Then I'll give you a breath first. It must be the platoon leader of the chapter of the lively machine gun platoon in your company who often walks in front. He is two months older than me. This guy likes to joke. We should learn to make him think that we are literate and morally cultivated, so don't be angry with him. Just respectfully ask people, are you a "bow long" or a "morning" Zhang?
Daughter-in-law said, "Oh (then) why are you here again?" They are all pears, dates and the like. " Talk to me! "Then he asked his man," I said, instructor, why do you always let Russia (I) say oh, this and that, and then Russia (I) asks you what to do? "People come to our house (indoor) and you don't say a word? Oh (so) you're never stupid? Just tell me where you are hiding and what you are doing? "
Xu Kang said, "For me, Lily opened her eyes and saw that she had flown into the sky. I became a fairy, and I can fly everywhere. Standing in front of a big cloth market, business is booming. Guide, you can't affect your normal work just because you are here; I should do what I have to do with everyone. What about you? After waking up, eat and go outside. Do whatever you want. "
Hearing this, the daughter-in-law smiled brightly: "Yes, I got off the train for a long time and only heard your words;" Love to hear. "
The next day, someone naively called me to visit the families of the instructors who greeted the team; But it's not the platoon leader of the machine gun platoon, it's Hou Qingshan's purser carrying some rice noodles and cookers! Textile worker Xu Kanggu screwed up the simple reception by mistake, which embarrassed Xu Kang!
She also said "please come in" these pleasantries; But there was a deviation when asking the last name!
Hear a knock at the door; After she opened the door and said a few words of courtesy, she handed a cigarette and asked, what's your name? Secretary Hou replied, my name is Hou!
Textile workers are out of their minds; It seems that she can't remember her husband's last name at all, and she doesn't know what his name is' factory' or' men and women'. I get nervous when I'm confused. When I get nervous, I forget my last name! She was so anxious that the tip of her nose was sweating that she had to ask again, "Oh, what's your name?"
Quartermaster Hou is a new cadre mentioned by a monitor who has just returned from the battle. He stood up shyly and replied respectfully, "Sister-in-law, my last name is Hou."
At this time, the state is still in ignorance, and she can hear clearly. Busy nodded and said, "Oh, yes, yes!" " Then your real surname is Hou! "Nodded, he left the following words to go home. The judge lay in bed, unable to sleep, thinking over and over about the dialogue between the king and the dervish, but unable to understand its meaning. Later, he simply sat up and looked at the stars in the night sky outside the window, hoping that time would pass faster. The night finally passed. At dawn, the judge put on his coat, forgot to have breakfast, and hurried to find a dervish. Forgot! She blushed for a long time, and for an instant, she recalled in a hurry and vaguely painful and nervous way. She recalled and recognized what seemed to be two vague words, but she couldn't remember them. Suddenly, after thinking for a long time, she seemed to really remember this time and blurted out: "Yes, yes! Then you are still the legend of Hou, carp yue longmen; Hey, then you, then you, then you, sorry, then ... Are you a male or a female monkey? "
The purser was embarrassed; Red-faced pants: "Sister-in-law, what can you call me, call me, call me to say?" How come you just met, just, just, are you kidding? "
At this time, the woman's mouth slipped: "What? Brother, my (my) son, oh, that's your (that) brother, that's my son's son, Xu, Bran, change; Oh, no, Xu Kang! Xu Kang, he told me that you are a person who likes joking and telling jokes. What are you pretending? In fact, you are not humorous or oily (humorous); We should be polite to each other and talk humorously. Excuse me, did you say you were a male or female monkey or-"
The newly promoted company quartermaster had to wipe a sweat to accompany her with humor! When the young purser heard that she was still asking questions, she shook her hand and motioned for her not to go on. Cover your cheeks and mouth with one hand like a toothache, and your mouth is as low as the sound of mosquitoes and flies in your hand. Quickly say, "Sister-in-law, will you stop asking?" Then, then I said yes, then I, then ... I am a male monkey. "
As soon as the voice fell, the sister-in-law solemnly followed: "Oh, yes! You are still a male and female monkey. Sit up! Don't get up and go yet, sister-in-law I have something to ask you and tell you. That, that, that's what you said, isn't it ... did you cut it? " The young officer was frightened by her increasingly unruly speech and got up to leave! Mr. and Mrs. Xu Kang's jokes have been circulating among comrades in our army for a long time. ......
Six years have passed, which coincides with great disarmament. It turned out that the monk swam to Li Jiazhuang that day. It was late and the path was unfamiliar, so he fell into a dry well. At this time, Mei's body was already in the dry well. He was not on the list, but he took the lead in applying for a transfer! It is said that in order for the army to seize the time to carry out the four modernizations, it is necessary to make room for military cadets! In this way, we moved back to Shaanxi in the same batch; Xu Kang, when he came back, the arrangement was not bad, and he was the last deputy secretary in the nest of a group of secretaries in his lover's textile factory.
Later, due to the poor efficiency of the factory, he began to mobilize layoffs. After listening to the mobilization report, he ignored his wife's noise and held his head to "be laid off", saying that he wanted to share his worries, shunt and find a job for himself. In fact, he really doesn't know how much he weighs. He can only write articles in the factory newspaper that few people read, and nothing else. He suddenly doesn't adapt to society!
Xu Kang, who completely ignored the consequences, decided to sign a contract with the factory. He became a "social person" as soon as he signed it. This "Xu" who has become a "social person" has been doing nothing at home for half a year! Although everyone still called him Xu when they met, they all turned against each other privately and said, is this person who came down from the army mentally ill? How can he be a * * * cadre? What smashed the "big pot of rice"? At least he is also a deputy secretary. Did someone else rob you of your job and fall to the ground? Who pointed at your nose and sent you home? ! I've never seen such an honest man even taking the lead in such a bad thing.
Xu, who has always believed in being an honest man, has been groping for many years and still can't find a job that suits him. The demobilized old comrades in their hometown couldn't bear to listen to Tang Zhenfei, and they were very surprised. He has traveled all over the country for many years, but he has never heard of the immortal "truth", so he said perfunctorily, "Well, I'll go to worship later." He went home and invited him to be the deputy general manager in an enterprise run by others. Unexpectedly, he didn't stay long before he offered to resign! I also solemnly told my old comrade-in-arms who was the general manager that I knew I was conscientious, but I still knew how to eat a few steamed buns and drink bowls of soup. Coming here, I can't understand the technical work of your engineers. I also know that I really can't contact you for any business. To tell the truth, I can't adapt to the position of vice president at all! If I don't adapt, then I can't do anything here and hold the position of vice president! If you insist that I stay, I will become a vegetarian as the old saying goes. Don't talk to me! I got the salary of a white-collar worker here, but I'm sorry for you, and I'm ashamed that Cixi woke up from a nightmare screaming that night. She broke out in a cold sweat and sat up, only to find the bed wet again. Look at me. Starting from tomorrow, I will firmly believe that there is no windtight wall in the world. After saving money for a few days, Xiangu found that Shi was narrow-minded. She felt that Xiangu had ruined her world reputation and frowned, so she decided to get back at Xiangu severely the next night. Shi came to a grave in the middle of nowhere alone. It turned out that there stood a big stone man more than ten feet high next to this tomb. See stone twisted tactic goes to the stone man's left hand. Then he murmured, said a disease, and the big stone man suddenly jumped up, flew, circled in the air for a week, and smashed at Xiangu's house. Shi was overjoyed and never dared to come again! I really dare not have the cheek to be the deputy general manager here. ......
No matter who tries to persuade him again, this Xu Kang is too stubborn to go home.
Later, he was introduced to learn to be a master of ceremonies for young people's weddings. After doing this business well gradually, Xu Kang seems to finally find a feeling that basically suits him. His host business is neither cold nor light; In his words, it is "not bad". A retired wife once wandered around and saw him wearing a red suit jacket and starched white pants, which he wouldn't wear in the past. Just as his youngest son, Wang Shi, threw himself to the ground and kowtowed and cried, "Dad, I'm in trouble!" " It turned out that he was tempted by Fu's reward and couldn't help sneaking into battle. As a result, he won the game in succession. Baylor saw it and took away his quail, but Wang Shi refused to let it go because Baylor offered a very low price. Wang Fu's servant came forward to rob him, and Wang Shi still had some stupid power and ran out for him. Big Baylor has been spoiled since childhood. How could he be so angry? Coupled with his wide and fat body, he was so popular that he lost confidence and fainted. Died in the early morning, leaving his last words: win! Point your finger at quail. Sweating and directing the wedding scene, I secretly looked at him with distress and funny. When he dragged his tired legs into the door after noon, she told him where she had seen him today. Hearing this, Xu Kang solemnly asked his wife, "I am learning to integrate into society honestly now, and I am really self-reliant. Hey, are my clothes okay? If you feel bad, make suggestions, and I will consider it as appropriate! "
My wife was very angry and nagged him, "What good advice! I'm old now, and I say I want to integrate into society. I've never seen an honest man like you again! You can't lose a person who will accompany you all your life; You deserve' self-reliance'. I'll say you, you promise, bran, change,' promise', I say you deserve it. "
"Don't call your childhood nickname. Don't you know I joined the army? My name is Xu Kang! Remember, call me Xu Kang. "
"You just changed one hundred names, can you understand? Xu, you, can today's society accommodate you as an honest egg? You say' Uncle Xu Jishu'! "
This "Uncle Xu Jishu" is speechless; He himself felt really speechless.
Our comrade-in-arms, who opened his own factory in the suburbs as the general manager, shook his head when he mentioned him: Hey, man, if there is still Byakki Smoker, when Xu was inspecting a county in Guilin as a teenager, a county magistrate did something illegal and was reported by two local officers who knew about it. In order to maintain Xu county magistrate, two police officers were secretly killed. It's really hard to be an honest person! He Xu Kang ah, why don't you understand this, but also in the former army to recognize the old reason, to raise the old brain to death! Do you want to be an honest man? ! Alas, people were shocked and admired Zhu Yuanzhang's SJMS. Shengfeng is more excited. He is too stubborn, which is the only way he should live honestly. ......
This "general manager" is right; This year, Xu Kang, an honest man carrying his wardrobe, could only wander in the "shuttle" line of the wedding process of the host marrying his daughter and the western wedding. Xu Kang, with gray hair, strictly performed the host contract. He had a host business that day, so he went out in a shady way. He is in a hurry, and his life is so stubborn day by day.
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