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A: This is our actor.

B: Ah.

A: Many viewers know him.

B: You’re welcome.

A: I often see you on the radio and TV.

B: It’s broadcast quite often.

A: You are an actor from the Tianjin Folk Art Troupe.

B: Yes.

A: Originally from Beijing.

B: Not bad.

A: I have always lived in Beijing.

B: Alas.

A: My home is not in Beijing now.

B: Ah, where is Beijing?

A: You live at No. 13, Beixiaowutiao, Xinjiekou.

B: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

A: Really?

B: Yes.

A: How is everything at home?

B: All good.

A: How is the old lady?

B: You are in good health.

A: How are you, big brother?

B: Not bad.

A: How are you, sister-in-law?

B: Not bad.

A: Have the children gone to school?

B: They are all in school.

A: Say hello to the old lady for me.

B: Thank you.

A: Haha. How many people are there?

B: Six people.

A: All six people are happy?

B: Everyone is good.

A: You live in Xiaowutiao.

B: Ah.

A: When I was young, I lived next door to you.

B: Well, we are neighbors.

A: I live in Xiaoliutiao.

B: Huh?

A: An alley.

B: Yes, yes, yes.

A: I am one year older than you.

B: Ah.

A: I am forty-five this year and you are forty-four.

B: One year apart.

A: I was eight years old that year.

B: Ah

A: You were seven years old that year.

B: Yes.

A: We brothers are just playing together.

B: Send a baby.

A: We are children.

B: Not bad.

A: Little brother.

B: Yeah.

A: When we grow up, we are classmates again.

B: Ah.

A: Now we are old friends again.

B: We get along well.

A: We are two old friends.

B: Ah.

A: This is no ordinary old friend.

B: So what kind of friends are we two?

A: We two are good friends who think alike.

B: What is a like-minded friend?

A: We have the same ideas and are like-minded.

B: Then tell me.

A: For example, if you are an activist——

B: What about you?

A: I am an advanced element.

B: That’s right.

A: If you are a labor hero——

B: What about you?

A: I am a production model.

B: Not bad.

A: If you were a member of the glorious military——

B: You?

A: I am the revolutionary family.

B: Ah.

A: You want to talk about cross talk——

B: You?

A: I’m just talking about funny.

B: Oh.

A: You want to be an actor——

B: You?

A: I am engaged in literature and art.

B: Yeah.

A: You want to act in a movie——

B: You?

A: I just sing Peking Opera.

B: Oops!

A: Are you a sportsman——

B: You?

A: I am an athlete.

B: Hoo!

A: You are the champion——

B: You?

A: I am a player.

B: Ah.

A: You are an expert——

B: Ah.

A: I am number one.

B: Oops!

A: You are Zuo Shusheng——

B: You?

A: I am Chen Jingang.

B: Ah.

A: Do you want Liu Lifu——

B: You?

A: I am Lu Hongxiang.

B: Oops!

A: Do you want Dalang Ping——

B: You?

A: I am Sun Jinfang.

B: Oh, that’s interesting.

A: If you were a scientist——

B: What about you?

A: I am an engineer.

B: Ah.

A: You graduated from high school——

B: You?

A: I am a young man.

B: Oh.

A: You do small business——

B: You?

A: I run a small business.

B: Ah.

A: You want to sell goldfish——

B: You?

A: I just sell flower pots.

B: Ah.

A: You want to sell duck pears——

B: You?

A: I sell goldfish.

B: Ah.

A: You want to sell straw hats——

B: You?

A: I just sell mats——

B: Ah.

A: You sell shredded tofu——

B: You?

A: I sell tofu skin——

B: Hey! interesting.

A: You sell salted duck——

B: You?

A: I sell sauced pig trotters.

B: Ah.

A: You sell red fish worms——

B: You?

A: Let me sell peanuts!

B: Hey hey hey, oops.

A: If you start a big business——

B: What about you?

A: I open a big store.

B: Ah.

A: If you were the manager——

B: You?

A: I am the big boss.

B: Oops!

A: If you were a rich man——

B: You?

A: I am a big capitalist.

B: Ah.

A: If you were a spy——

B: You?

A: Then I am the big traitor!

B: Hi! This is no good.

A: You don’t understand what I mean.

B: What’s going on?

A: We are old friends.

B: Ah.

A: It’s a party, let’s tell a joke. It’s not a big problem to make a joke.

B: Ah, were you kidding me just now?

A: Just kidding.

B: You are wrong.

A: What’s wrong?

B: Your joke has gone too far.

A: Ouch, then I didn’t control the size well.

B: Alas.

A: This joke is a bit too serious.

B: I don’t like to hear it.

A: A bit too much.

B: This is it.

A: It makes you unhappy.

B: Of course.

A: I’m sorry.

B: Eh.

A: This is my shortcoming.

B: Alas.

A: My fault.

B: Yes.

A: My mistake.

B: That’s right.

A: I'm sorry for you.

B: Ah.

A: Please apologize to me!

B: (Speechless). . . no. . . Where do I apologize to you? !

A: It should be.

B: You apologize to me.

A: Do I apologize to you?

B: Alas.

A: How can I apologize to you?

B: How to apologize?

A: I will apologize to you.

B: Ah.

A: I bow to you.

B: Don’t be polite.

A: I made fun of you. This is an impolite behavior.

B: That’s right.

A: Especially if it is excessive, it should not be done.

B: Ah.

A: I have to make up for my shortcomings.

B: Really?

A: According to my level,

B: Ah.

A: How can I make up for my shortcomings?

B: What method should be used?

A: I’m treating you.

B: A treat?

A: A treat or apology means an apology.

B: Oh, you want to invite me.

A: Ah.

B: OK.

A: Let me treat you.

B: OK.

A: What do I ask you to do?

B: What are you doing?

A: May I invite you to watch a movie?

B: Are you watching a movie now?

A: It’s too late to see now.

B: Yes.

A: May I treat you to some candy?

B: Huh?

A: He is too stingy about eating sweets. The audience laughs at him. This person is not generous.

B: Alas.

A: Please eat some popsicles. The cold weather makes me feel sick.

I want you to nibble on the watermelon rind——

B: Ah——what about you? ! Are there any guests who want to nibble on the watermelon rind? !

A: Can’t chew it.

B: Why can’t I chew it?

A: You don’t know that technology yet.

B: As an adult like me, I don’t know how to chew watermelon rinds? !

A: There is no special skill in chewing watermelon rind.

B: Then how do you chew it?

A: There is a way.

B: Tell me.

A: Just bite it sideways to quench your thirst.

B: Ah.

A: Wash your face by chewing it vertically.

B: Hoo! This even saves on towel soap.

A: I’ll find a way anyway.

B: Ah.

A: I have to ask you.

B: Why did you invite me?

A: What do you want me to do?

B: Ah.

A: I have to think of a good idea.

B: Do your research.

A: Well, I have an idea.

B: Huh?

A: I’ll buy you a pair of leather shoes.

B: Ah, that’s okay.

A: No way either.

B: Huh?

A: I don’t know what size you wear.

B: Take a look.

A: I’ll buy you a pair of pants——

B: OK!

A: I don’t know what material you like.

B: Hey!

A: Let’s do this.

B: Ah.

A: Come to my house.

B: Why are you going?

A: Come to my house tomorrow.

B: Ah.

A: I’ll treat you to dinner. Being a guest

B: Oh, you want to treat me to dinner?

A: Okay?

B: OK!

A: I’ll treat you to dinner.

B: OK!

A: Do you like noodles and rice?

B: Beijingers love to eat noodles.

A: Love noodles?

B: Ah.

A: Spring is here.

B: Hmm.

A: Let’s eat some spring cakes.

B: OK.

A: This is Beijingers’ favorite food.

B: Ah.

A: Spring cakes are also pancakes.

B: Ah.

A: I will bake six pancakes for you.

B: There are quite a few.

A: I can’t eat any leftovers.

B: Ah.

A: I mainly eat vegetables.

B: How many dishes will you bring me?

A: Let me fry some fish for you.

B: Yes.

A: Fried some fish and fried some shrimp.

B: Ah.

A: Fried fish, fried shrimp, fried bird Qiaoer.

B: Alas.

A: Fried dried meatballs, fried grasshoppers, steamed shark fins and shrimp heads, grilled in a pot. . .

B:. . . You wait a moment.

A: Duck's mouth, chicken's paws, sheep's horns and donkey's hooves.

B: Are these donkey hooves fried? ! simply.

A: Ah.

B: Don’t blow up.

A: What’s wrong?

B: You can bake pancakes. You can get me a box of buckles and ice nails to roll them on.

A: Why?

B: Too hard. After eating, my cheeks were completely rotten.

A: Too. . . Too hard?

B: Ah.

A: Let me give you something soft.

B: That’s right.

A: Make a pancake.

B: Ah.

A: I’ll make you a bowl of tofu.

B: (Speechless) This. . . Pancake rolled with tofu? !

A: Cooking.

B: Oh, let’s cook some vegetables.

A: Stir-fried spinach for you - stir-fried spinach, stir-fried leeks, stir-fried kale soup, yellow cabbage, some sweet noodle sauce, some lamb fern, green onions, and some radish strips.

B: Hoo!

A: I have a relative who lives in Xiaozhan, Tianjin.

B: Ah.

A: I sent five kilograms of Xiaozhan rice. Make some rice porridge, which Beijingers call japonica rice porridge.

B: Ah.

A: We brothers eat dry food, drink porridge, and drink water. When we are full and drink enough, you do your job over there and I sit here

B: Ah.

A: We have a tight belly——

B: How do you say this?

A: Talk about your heart.

B: Haha, interesting.

A: Okay?

B: Okay, okay.

A: See you there at 10:30 tomorrow morning.

B: I will definitely go.

A: I’ll wait for you at home.

B: I’m sure to go.

A: Ah.

B: Oh, please wait a moment. Where do you live?

A: Not far away.

B: Where?

A: Zhangjiakou.

B: (Speechless) Zhang. . . Not going. Eat pancakes and go to Zhangjiakou? !

A: The entrance to Zhangjia Hutong inside Xizhimen.

B: Hey, please make it clear!

A: Walk inward from the entrance of Zhangjia Hutong on the 12th and a half.

B: Huh? ——

A: You will be home tomorrow. . .

B: (interruption) What is twelve and a half? !

A: The hailstorm last year was only half the size!

B: Hey! Number 12!

A: Number 12.

B: Alas.

A: I’m waiting for you at home.

B: I will definitely go.

A: Remember my name accurately.

B: Ah.

A: Number 12. Li Boxiang.

B: Pizza and vegetables.

A: Find me.

B: Please invite me.

A: Let’s just eat pancakes.

B: Alas.

A: Stir-fried Japanese vegetables.

B: See you there or not.

A: I just delayed your performance and affected the audience's ability to watch the show.

B: Alas.

A: I’m sorry, everyone.

B: Just treat me.

A: You stay.

B: Haha, walk slowly.

A: You perform.

B: Walk slowly.

A: See you tomorrow.

B: I won’t send you off.

A: Pizza and vegetables.

B: Please walk slowly.

A: See you there or not.

B: I won’t send you off.

A: You stay.

B: Walk slowly.

A: (continue to be polite)

B: Please walk slowly. What are you doing?

A: That’s too polite.

B: Let’s go.

A: Pizza and vegetables.

B: Alas.

A: I’m leaving.

B: Goodbye, bye.

A: See you later. See you guys later.

B: (smiling to say goodbye) Hahahaha.

A: I didn’t wear a hat, right?

B: Without you, no. That's how you got here.

A: Ha. (Leave)

B: Alas, this comrade is not bad. I just met and invited me to dinner. He's gone, please listen to me alone. This cross talk is said by one person and by two people. . . (A returns)

A: Teacher Du!

B: Ah.

A: Let’s not eat pancakes or stir-fried Japanese vegetables!

B: Why don’t you eat again?

A: That thing about pancakes, does it look good or not? Don't waste time after eating.

B: Ah.

A: I’ll be hungry soon.

B: Ah.

A: You are so healthy, so how can you eat that thing?

B: What should we do?

A: Let me give you something solid.

B: What should we eat?

A: I will cook two weights for you.

B: (At a loss for words) Yes. . . Oh, that's best. Give me two more iron balls.

A: That’s okay.

B: Anything is fine! Solid meals.

A: Yes, solid food.

B: Alas.

A: I’ll bake beef stew for you.

B: This will satisfy your craving.

A: To buy it, five pounds of beef should be fat or lean.

B: I can’t eat so much.

A: I can’t eat any leftovers.

B: Ah.

A: I have a friend who just returned from Yangquan, Shanxi.

B: Oops.

A: I brought a large Shanxi Yangquan casserole.

B: Ah.

A: Beef stew in a casserole, bake some screw pancakes, tear them apart and eat them to relieve your boredom.

B: Hoo!

A: Drink some rock sugar water and scrape your intestines to remove the greasiness.

B: Great!

A: But there is one thing.

B: Ah.

A: Beef stew in casserole, your dish is too monotonous.

B: Oh, less.

A: To please you.

B: What should I do?

A: In order to apologize, please be very harsh.

B: Ah.

A: Give it up, give it up.

B: Hoo!

A: I have an old hen at home.

B: Ah.

A: I will kill this old hen!

B: Oops!

A: Buy him a pound of chestnuts.

B: Ah.

A: Beef stew in casserole, braised chestnut chicken.

B: Huh. So delicious!

A: How is it?

B: OK!

A: This old hen,

B: Ah.

A: Let me tell you, let alone five kilograms of beef, I would give it up to twenty kilograms!

B: Hoo!

A: If this old hen were not an old friend, I would be reluctant to give it to you no matter what.

B: Why?

A: Listen to me.

B: What?

A: My old hen is big, fat, lays many eggs, and is old.

B: Ah.

A: Old hen.

B: Old hen?

A: So old. . . Too cute for old age!

B: Very old?

A: Ah!

B: How old would you say it is?

A: Even I don’t know how old you are.

B: Oh.

A: A Mrs. Zhao in our courtyard told me.

B: What did you say?

A: This old hen is two years younger than my mother.

B: (Speechless) Hoo! This is chicken essence! Ho, oops!

A: If we were talking about seniority, I would still call her my second aunt!

B: Hey! Okay! That's not bad. OK!

A: To treat you this time, let’s make beef stew in a casserole.

B: Braised chestnut chicken.

A: Make some screws and turn cakes.

B: OK!

A: Zhangjia Hutong!

B: See you there or not.

A: Number 12.

B: I’m sure to go.

A: Half past ten.

B: OK.

A: See you there or not.

B: That’s it.

A: Goodbye.

B: Goodbye.

A: I won’t bow to you anymore. The old bow is a bit samey. Not interesting.

B: Let’s shake hands.

A: Shake hands. Shake hands and go, see you tomorrow.

B: I won’t send you off.

A: I will definitely go tomorrow.

B: Walk slowly.

A: I’m not wearing a coat, right?

B: No, you. (A walks away) Oops, it’s really good. We changed it to stewed meat pancakes. You'd better listen to me. One person is doing stand-up comedy, and two people are doing crosstalk. (Chapter A)

A: Ah, Teacher Du!

B: Huh?

A: Let’s not eat stewed meat pancakes!

B: Why don’t you eat the stewed meat pancakes?

A: The stew thing is not bad!

B: It won’t rot unless you stew it!

A: I’ll treat you to something good, and everyone will pick Thumbs up!

B: What?

A: Treat you to some steamed buns!

B: (Speechless) Nest. . . Hello. . . Wotou? !

A: Yes!

B: Then you can go to my place and eat!

A: What’s wrong?

B: Eating steamed buns in the old society gave me chills.

A: Wo Tou is different from Wo Tou.

B: What’s the difference between steamed buns?

A: What kind of bread do you have?

B: I am a stick noodle guy.

A: It’s different from me!

B: Which one is yours?

A: I am a millet noodle person.

B: This is different.

A: Add some cornmeal. There are some differences between my wotou and yours.

B: What else is different?

A: What’s the style of your steamed bun?

B: There is a sharp point at the top and a hole at the bottom.

A: It’s different from me.

B: Which one is yours?

A: I have a hole above me and a sharp point at the bottom!

B: Hey! Oops, he turned that bag inside out!

A: I have many sides.

B: What kind of noodles are they?

A: There are corn flour, corn flour, glutinous rice flour, water chestnut noodles, green and red silk, rose, jujube, walnut kernels and hazelnut kernels.

B: Ah.

A: The persimmon frost crystal cake with big chicken eggs should be called steamed buns, but it is actually a big cake!

B: Hoo!

A: Also known as Babao Big Wotou!

B: It’s really good!

A: I can’t even do the Mingming Zhai. Not even Qi Shilin has this skill!

B: Ah!

A: How is it?

B: OK!

A: That’s all we have!

B: Ah. . . But he does a little bit of eating steamed buns.

A: Do something?

B: Ah.

A: Let me do some work and make some porridge for you.

B: Yes.

A: If you don’t like porridge, I’ll cook noodles for you.

B: OK.

A: I’ll buy you five boxes of noodles.

B: Ah.

A: I’ll give you six pounds of eggs and four pounds of brown sugar for a midwife.

B: (Speechless) This. .

.

A: Do you think it’s okay?

B: Ah.

A: I can’t send you to the obstetrics and gynecology hospital.

B: Yes, yes, I will feed another fat boy later.

A: That’s it.

B: Why do you do this! I'm here for confinement!

A: Let’s just make a fool of ourselves.

B: Wotou.

A: Alas.

B: Steamed noodles.

A: At half past ten tomorrow.

B: Okay.

A: See you there or not.

B: See you later.

A: Goodbye, goodbye. Ha ha. Definitely go!

B: Ah.

A: I didn’t come on a motorcycle, right?

B: Oh, oops. (A leaves) This guy is so broke, can you see it? You may not be able to eat this steamed bun. You might as well just listen to me. Two of these people are talking to each other, and one person is speaking alone. (Chapter A)

A: I’m talking about Teacher Du.

B: Ah.

A and B: Let’s not eat steamed buns!

B: Let’s drink some kerosene!

A: Kerosene is too expensive!

B: Let’s drink some cold water!

A: I can’t lift the cold water.

B: (gritting his teeth) Let’s go to the river and have a drink!

A: Let’s do it!

A, B: Hahaha!

B: Let’s go!

A: Why are you attacking me?

B: Are you going to invite me or not?

A: Please, please, please.

B: Ah.

A: Just kidding. I really want to invite you.

B: Huh?

A: I won’t eat it at home.

B: What’s going on?

A: The food at home is too stingy.

B: Ah.

A: There’s nothing good about it.

B: Hmm.

A: We are outside.

B: Where?

A: Let’s go to the Beijing Hotel.

B: Beijing Hotel?

A: High-end restaurant!

B: What do you want me to eat?

A: Please ask a few master chefs to cook us a national dish, a feast for both the north and the south.

B: Beijing Hotel?

A: Yes!

B: Treat me to a national delicacy, a full banquet from the north and the south?

A: Yeah.

B: I’m not looking down on you.

A: Yes? Dishes from all over the country, full banquet from the north and the south.

B: All parties from the north and the south?

A: Alas.

B: That’s what I’ll do today.

A: What should I do?

B: Together with the audience, please name three or five dishes of this national dish for the North and South banquet, and I will treat you as a treat.

A: You look down on me a bit by saying this.

B: Huh?

A: As long as I tell you the names of the dishes, that means I’m inviting you?

B: Alas.

A: I said it!

B: Tell me!

A: Listen!

B: Ah.

A: I am going to treat you to a full banquet of national dishes from the north and south, four dried fruits, four fresh fruits, four preserves, four cold meats, three sweet bowls and four snacks.

B: Oh? So what are the four stems?

A: The four stems are black melon seeds, white melon seeds, walnuts dipped in (?) sugared almonds.

B: Four delicacies?

A: Beishan Apple, Shenzhou Peach, Guangdong Lychee, Guilin Horseshoe.

B: Four candied fruits?

A: Green plum and orange cake, round meat and melon strips.

B: Four cold meats?

A: Whole lamb liver, crab legs, white chopped chicken and fried pork ribs.

B: Three sweet bowls?

A: Lotus seed porridge, almond catechu sugar, steamed eight-treasure rice.

B: Four snacks?

A: Hibiscus cake, Lama cake (?) Fried vermicelli seeds (?) Fried Yuanxiao.

B: There are quite a few!

A: Isn’t that bad? Is that really a lot?

B: That’s a lot.

A: Really a lot?

B: Ah.

A: There are so many. This is a dish placed on the table. If you are willing to take a few bites, if you are not willing to eat it, move it to the side. Only then will the real Northern and Southern dishes be served.

B: Please tell me slowly what dishes are coming later.

A: The first big dish in the back is steamed lamb.

B: This is a big dish!

A: Where else is there behind?

B: Huh?

A: There are steamed bear paws in the back.

B: Oh?

A: Steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, sauced chicken, bacon, pine flowers, tripe, dried meat, sausage. Assorted sourdough dishes, smoked chicken white tripe, and steamed eight-treasure pig. .

B: There are quite a few.

A: Duck stuffed with glutinous rice

B: Ah.

A: Canned pheasant, canned quail, braised assorted pieces, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, cabbage python, whitebait, steamed hash ant, braised shredded duck, braised duck loin , braised duck strips, shredded shredded duck, and yellow heart tubes.

B: Ah.

A: Braised white eel, braised rice eel, black bean catfish, pot-roasted carp, pot-roasted catfish, steamed turtle, fried carp, fried prawns, soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausages , sesame butter rolls, braised jackdaws.

B: Hoo!

A: Fresh mushrooms.

B: Ah.

A: Braised fish breast, braised fish belly, braised fish bones, braised fish slices, braised pork slices in vinegar, braised three fresh vegetables, braised white mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs, fried silver wire, braised eel, Stir-fried white shrimps, braised green clams (?) Stir-fried noodle fish (?) Stir-fried bamboo shoots, hibiscus agarwood, stir-fried shrimps, braised shrimps, braised kidney flowers, braised sea cucumbers.

B: Ah.

A: Pot-roasted sea cucumber and pot-roasted cabbage.

B: Ah.

A: Fried ears and fried frogs.

B: Hoo!

A: There are also osmanthus wings.

B: Ah.

A: Steamed wings, fried poultry, fried assorted pieces, fried pork ribs, steamed scallops, glutinous rice, mixed shredded chicken, mixed tripe, assorted tofu, assorted diced children!

B: That’s enough!

A: Bad duck, bad crab.

B: Yeah.

A: Braised fish, braised fish fillets, braised crab meat, fried crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed Japanese melon, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon, braised chicken feet, braised duck feet Children, braised bamboo shoots, braised wild rice, dried tomato and oven-roasted meat, duck soup, crab meat soup, a big bowl of hot three-fresh osmanthus soup with plenty of pepper noodles!

B: I can’t eat anymore!

A: There will be more later!

B: Ah.

A: There are red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs, fried meatballs, fried meatballs, Sixi meatballs, shrimp meatballs, fish breast meatballs, fried meatballs, tofu meatballs, and steamed meatballs. , Yipin meat, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, red braised pork, yellow braised pork, jar meat, fried pork, buckled pork, loose meat, canned meat, roasted pork, barbecue!

B: Ah!

A: Big meat, white meat! Sauce tofu pork, red pork elbow, white pork elbow, crystal pork elbow, beeswax pork elbow, sauce tofu pork elbow, grilled pork elbow, braised lamb, sauce lamb, roast lamb, grilled lamb, spiced lamb, fried lamb, three kinds of boiled pork, three kinds of fried lamb Children, Braised Silver Silk, Braised Dandan, Braised White Offal, Three Fresh Shark's Fin, Chestnut Chicken! Do you like these dishes?

B: Love to eat!

A: I can’t even eat it even if I like it!

B: What?

A: I don’t have any money in my pocket!

B: Greedy for me!