The Tang Priest said, Disciple, what is this place? It's ~ ~ ~ beautiful! Hey? Why is there no one?
Wukong said: well, there are many evils here. Maybe there will be monsters! We should all be careful. Where's Bajie?
Pig said, alas! I'm starving! I can't walk any further. The children are all like me, aren't they? Kids. Monkey, don't you know! I used to be extremely strong, but now I am as strong as a bone!
Narrator: Wukong jumped on a big stone (stool) and looked into the distance.
Wukong said, master, there is a peach grove over there. I'll pick some peaches and then come back for lunch.
The pig said, peaches again. I am becoming a monkey. Although fruit is rich in vitamins and cellulose, it cannot be eaten as a meal. But food is better than nothing, so let's go. I want to sit down and have a rest.
Friar Sand said, Brother, come back quickly. I really want to eat egg yolk pie.
Wukong said: There are too many evils here. I will draw an iron wall. Don't come out, master and brothers. Even if the devil comes, he can't help you. Goodbye!
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, go and come back quickly!
(the Monkey King is gone. Bai He Xiao Yao Yan)
Narrator: Holding a newspaper for nothing, mumbling.
Bai said: Tang Priest, the headline of Westward Journey, will arrive in the ridge today, haha! Is it the Tang Priest who I have been waiting for a long time? Eating his meat can not only prolong life, but also relieve cough and phlegm, clear throat and moisten throat. We have no reason to miss the opportunity arranged by God!
The two kids nodded and said, yes! Yes! Bai said, how can I eat after I catch Tang Priest?
Xiao Yaojia said: Roast, stir-fry and stew. ......
Little demon B said: I said to eat it fried, and then dipped it in sweet and spicy sauce, tomato sauce, thousand island sauce, mustard oil and Laoganma spicy sauce. . . . . .
Bai said: ok, ok, stop arguing, let's talk about it when I catch it! Haha, I miss Tang Priest day and night, so you send it to my mouth. Ha ha. ......
Narrator: Then Bai recited a spell (the dark god of Gunara changed his energy) and turned himself into a beautiful woman.
(The beautiful woman goes on stage and stands beside the stage. Bai and two goblins mutually assured destruction. )
Pig said, Hey! I put my chest on my back. The monkey hasn't returned yet!
Friar Sand said, Yes. I'll go over there and have a look! (Walk to the right of the stage)
Narrator: At this moment, a beautiful woman came forward with a basket full of delicious food. The beauty said: Masters, are you hungry? Narrator: Bajie walked out of the circle and looked at the white basket eagerly.
The pig said: Hungry, hungry. What's your basket, please?
The beauty said: Oh, nothing, just some egg yolk pie, fried chicken legs, chocolate, fruit candy and so on.
Narrator: Bajie stared at the basket with shining eyes and approached.
Pig said, Really? We are all hungry now. Can we get something to eat?
The beauty said: Yes, yes. But don't monks eat meat?
Pig said, My master doesn't eat meat. Do you have sweet corn cob? I eat anything. I am not picky about food. I can eat Big Mac, fried chicken wings and colonel chicken nuggets. Favorite super supreme pizza. (Make a drooling sample)
The Tang Priest said, Bajie can't just ask strangers for things.
Narrator: Bajie looks very unhappy. Then Wukong came back.
(Wukong comes on stage, carrying a parcel. )
Narrator: When the Monkey King saw the demon, he raised his golden cudgel and shouted.
Wukong: You dead demon, watch me kill you.
(the Monkey King chases beautiful women to the end. The beauty's basket is left on the stage. )
Pig said, "Master, look at Monkey. He obviously brought us food. How could he be beaten away by others? " .
The Tang Priest said, This Wukong is getting worse and worse. Children, do you think I should punish him?
Narrator: Bai's plan failed. She became an old woman.
(The old woman walks onto the stage trembling. )
The old lady said, daughter, daughter, where are you?
The pig said, look, her mother came to see her daughter. She said she was a monster.
The old lady said, have you seen my daughter?
Narrator: Bajie and Friar Sand shook their heads. Grandma suddenly saw the basket with food and rushed to pick it up.
Grandma shouted: where is my daughter? Where did you hide my daughter? You must have killed my daughter.
Narrator: At this moment, the Monkey King came back without catching up with Bai. He recognized Bai as an old lady and shouted:
Goku: Goblin, look where you are going this time.
(Wukong chased grandma to the end. Grandma's crutches and the beautiful woman's basket are left on the stage together. )
Friar Sand said, Hey, why did Big Brother kill his mother again? Son, what should we do? Who can come up and dress up as
What about the daughter and grandmother?
(Friar Sand chooses two registered children to take the stage. If no one raises their hands, they will randomly choose two parents. )
Narrator: Bai still didn't catch Tang Priest. She made persistent efforts and became an old man again.
(Grandpa came on stage. )
Grandpa said: Daughter, wife, where are you?
Narrator: Bajie quickly sent the child to grandpa.
Pig said, This is your daughter and wife.
Narrator: Grandpa looked at two people carefully, touched their faces and smelled them.
Grandpa said: no, this is not my daughter and wife. My daughter and wife haven't bathed for a year. It smells good. These two people have no taste at all.
(Grandpa says, as he walks two children off the stage, he goes back to the stage. )
Narrator: Grandpa suddenly saw crutches and baskets and cried.
Grandpa shouted: My poor daughter, my poor old woman, who killed you?
Narrator: As he spoke, Grandpa rushed to the Tang Priest. Fortunately, with the protection circle painted by the Monkey King, Bai couldn't get in at all. The Tang Priest dodged again and again, while Friar Sand, Pig, protected the master.
Narrator: At this moment, the Monkey King came back and saw Grandpa.
Wukong said, you monster, how dare you come here? I must kill you this time.
(the Monkey King chased grandpa to the end. )
Narrator: the Monkey King didn't catch up with Bai and went back to Tang Priest.
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, you killed three people in a row and made an unforgivable mistake. You go, I am no longer your master.
Wukong said, master, they are goblins. They are really goblins.
The Tang Priest said: Go, go.
Narrator: Wukong left sadly.
Narrator: Seeing that the Tang Priest was driven away for nothing, I was glad to take the little devil to catch the Tang Priest.
Took two little devils on stage for nothing. (Beauty, grandparents are waiting at the side of the stage. )
Bai said: Ha, ha, ha, silly Tang Priest, you drove the Monkey King away, and I can finally eat your meat. Look who I am.
(Beauty, grandparents came on stage one by one, went to the Tang Priest and served them in turn. )
Narrator: The Tang Priest was stunned when he saw everything in front of him.
The pig said, you monster, watch me kill you.
Friar Sand said, Bajie, protect the master. I will do it.
Narrator: Without the Monkey King, with a wave of his sleeve, he caught the Tang Priest and his disciples for nothing.
The leprechaun tied three people with a scarf. )
Bai said: Ha ha ha ha, I can eat Tang monk meat soon.
Narrator: Look, children, who's back.
(the Monkey King is on the stage. )
The Monkey King shouted: Monster, you can't escape this time.
Narrator: the Monkey King took out his golden cudgel and immediately killed Bai and the little monster.
Bai and the little monster mutually assured destruction. The Monkey King untied the rope. )
The Tang Priest said, Wukong, I was wrong about you.
The pig said, monkey, I will eat peaches in the future.
Friar Sand said, Brother, I won't eat egg yolk pie in the future.
Four people walked hand in hand to the front of the stage.
Tang Priest: Son, you must carefully distinguish the good from the bad in the future. Don't judge a book by its cover, don't covet other people's things, and don't follow strangers.
(All the actors and voices are on the stage)
Narrator: Thank you for watching our program. Wish you all the best.
Collective: Happy New Year.
There are two actors in the New Year script: the narrator/younger brother-Shi Chuanjun's father-Peng Yun's mother-Yang Chen's brother-zhangyan.
Sister-in-law-Zhao Jinfeng's sister-Yan Guan's niece-Chen Xia (Huanhuan)
Clothing props: maternity clothes, cotton-padded jacket, cotton-padded hat, basketball, red envelopes, computer, mobile phone, oranges and microphone.
Content:
Narrator: The story is about a simple family gathering in Sichuan.
Parents came to the stage (dressed simply, father hunched), helped each other and sat in the middle.
Mother: Grandpa, why do you think it's so cold today?
Father: Yes, the end of the world in 20xx has not come yet, but it is even colder today.
Brother and sister-in-law came to the stage (brother dressed decently and sister-in-law was pregnant for 9 months) to help them come to the stage.
Brother and sister-in-law: Hello, parents.
Mother responded: Boss, help your daughter-in-law sit down quickly and be gentle!
Sister-in-law: Hey! Honey, your son kicked me!
Brother: Where did you kick? Let me hear it, baby. Don't kick your mother. Dad will be distressed. Rub your back and shoulders.
Mother: Boss! When did your brother say he would come back?
Brother: Cheng Cheng said he would come back after fifteen. He sent back many photos last night. I'll show you later!
Mother: Well, hey! Where is my eldest granddaughter?
Sister-in-law: Huanhuan and her sister-in-law are shooting outside. Huanhuan. . . .
Mother: Go out to play in such a cold day!
Huanhuan and her sister-in-law went on stage (Huanhuan dressed cute), Huanhuan ran in front and her sister-in-law played with her mobile phone in the back.
Mom: Huanhuan, go out to play in such a cold day. Come to grandma.
Huanhuan threw a ball into grandma's arms. Grandma rubbed her hands and said, it's freezing. This little hand is cold. Sister-in-law: Huanhuan is going to pay a New Year call to her grandparents. Huanhuan: Happy New Year to my grandparents. Grandma took out a red envelope for Huanhuan: Come to my granddaughter and give you a big red envelope.
Huanhuan: Give grandma a kiss. Thank you, grandma.
Then grandpa took out a red envelope and handed it to me: here is another one.
Huanhuan: Thank you, Grandpa.
Grandma: Huanhuan, give your grandpa a kiss too.
Don't! Grandpa has a beard all over his face. Huanhuan coquetry to grandma's arms.
Sister-in-law: Huanhuan, come to your mother. Huanhuan, come here.
Sister-in-law: I'll keep the red envelope for you first.
Huanhuan reluctantly handed it out: every time.
At this time, my father took out a red envelope and gave it to my sister-in-law. My sister-in-law: Thank you.
Mother: The threshold of other people's unmarried daughters is squeezed. Why didn't you say there was no crowd at our door?
Sister: That's because they have no vision. Besides, leftover women are popular now, hum! Keep playing with your mobile phone!
At this time, my brother took his laptop and went to his parents to introduce photos.
Brother: My parents show you pictures of Cheng.
Mother: Why are you still a soldier? Doesn't he work in a restaurant?
Brother: There is a Sichuan dish. This is a photo of them during training. I heard that their company attaches great importance to employee training and has successfully improved a lot.
Mother: Great! What is he running in this picture, and there are so many people chasing after him?
Brother: Laugh. . . It was a marathon. Father: What onions?
Brother: It's not onions, it's a marathon.
Mother: Your father's ears don't work. Smile. . .
Ah! Why hug a girl? I haven't heard him mention it. Call him and ask him. I also asked the matchmaker to tell his hometown of Cui Hua!
Brother: OK, I'll call right away. Ringtone (Song of Home) Brother: Hello.
Brother: Hash! It's me, your brother.
Brother: It's my brother. Happy new year. I'm attending a party here. It's a little noisy
Brother: Mom asks when you can come back.
Brother: I'm a little busy here for the New Year. I will go back after the fifteenth.
Then Huanhuan grabbed the phone and said, Uncle, I miss you.
Brother: Uncle misses you, too.
Niece: Bring me more delicious food and fun when you come back.
Brother: OK, as long as I am happy and obedient, I will bring a lot of delicious food and fun, and the American aircraft carrier is ready.
Niece: Thank you, Uncle (jumping up) and the red envelope.
Brother: No problem.
My brother grabbed the phone and said something to our mother.
Brother: Happy New Year, Mom. Mother: OK, whoops.
Brother comfort: Mom, why are you crying? I will go back in a few days!
Mother: Nothing. A man should concentrate on his career. It's good to be back. It doesn't matter if he is a few days late. By the way, who is the girl in your photo? Bring it to me when you come back.
Brother: Laugh. . . That's our colleague.
Mother: What colleague? I want a wife.
Brother: OK, just a daughter-in-law. There is one, there is one.
Mother: Then let's get ready.
Brother: What are you going to do? Get married naked now.
Father: What is naked marriage? Just get naked and get married, mom: you old prude.
Brother: What? Dad, you're out. Naked marriage means that the woman wants nothing.
Father: You are a melon. Are you promising? Okay, say something to your sister. Brother: OK.
Sister: Second brother, Shanghai is quite good.
Brother: Nothing. Hey, didn't your boyfriend come to our house?
Sister: Don't mention it. I've been lovelorn for 33 days and I'm looking for my next goal. Brother, last time I went to your Yangqu store, the guy who made spicy duck head was good. Is he still here?
Brother: He does. Sister: No! I want it!
Brother: OK, I'll contact you again and wait for my call.
Sister: laugh, it's up to you! Tell your sister-in-law, she is going to have a baby.
Brother: OK. . . Sister-in-law: Cheng Cheng
Brother: Sister-in-law, Happy New Year. Sister-in-law: OK, you are fine, too.
Brother: Well, sister-in-law, can I see my nephew when I go back this time? Sister-in-law: It will be born in another month.
Brother: Have you given the child a name? Sister-in-law: Yes, his grandfather gave it to me. Called Lele.
Brother: It's good to have fun. I will buy more imported milk powder from Shanghai when I go back. What else do you think I should buy?
Sister-in-law: Never mind the milk powder. Melamine is inedible. Not as good as mine. Look how strong Huanhuan looks without milk powder! There are quite a lot of group purchases in your place, or you can buy more diapers! I want ultra-thin leak-proof size. Buy a god for your brother. What's so special about it? Brother: What book? Sister-in-law: Alas, your brother recently lost all the money to buy milk powder for your nephew. Brother: Sister-in-law, with the current stock market trend, it is no problem to rush to 10,000 points. Sister-in-law: Really, I'm relieved.
Brother: By the way, we are having a party here. Let's link to the video and show it to everyone. Let's have fun together.
Sister-in-law: Yes, but my sister wants to sing. I'll sing you a song later. Can you ask your colleagues?
My brother asked the audience: My family is going to sing a song for everyone. do you want to hear it ? Audience reaction
Sister: Hello, I'm Cheng Cheng's sister. I am eighteen years old. I'm single and I've been hurt many times. I'll sing you a song. . . (I can't afford to sing), it's too sad to sing any more. Dad, please sing a song.
Father: Say hello in Sichuan dialect, sing a song "Friends of Emil Wakin Chau", and then sing a series of "Ten Years of Eason Chan" and "Friends of Cang Tianshuo".
Brother: Dad, you are great.
Father: Chengcheng, a promising family. Work hard there, be diligent. Don't embarrass me.
Brother: Dad, don't worry, I am not a rich second generation, but I must be his father!
Father: Have backbone. Well, our whole family paid a New Year call to the leading colleagues in your company (everyone stood in a row). Happy New Year and good luck to the Year of the Loong!
At this time, my sister-in-law shouted a stomachache, and my mother shouted, is it going to be born? Go to the hospital quickly. End!
The New Year Drama Encyclopedia has three actors:
Siyao-
Xiaoyu-
Ross-
Jack-
Narrator-
Teacher-
Moderator-
Thinking about my mother far away-
Not thinking about my father-
Part 1
Narrator: (Deep) Ultimate Class 1 There is such a group of people. ...
Teacher: All right, class, that's it. Let me say one thing first. As we are going to write and direct a literary drama this time, I informed the Cultural and Recreation Committee last week that you would discuss the script after class and then choose your own actors! Then leave this matter to Siyao and Xiaoyu.
Everyone: (slowly) No-yes-
Teacher: Well, that's all for today's class. Class is over. (tidy up the textbooks and leave)
Siyao and Xiaoyu walked onto the platform together!
Narrator: "Card" (everyone froze)
This Siyao classmate, the ultimate entertainment committee member of 1 class, is cheerful and enthusiastic, and is the heroine of this play.
Ladies and gentlemen, let's look at this side again. Our classmate Xiao Yu, smart and gentle, is the hero of this film.
(The narrator retreats and the performance continues)
Xiaoyu: (speaking on the stage) I discussed it with Siyao and thought T was very romantic. How about we arrange the "jumping into the sea" part of the play?
Classmate A: Yes, I don't care. It's not difficult for me to play the leading role anyway/
Classmate B: Huh? If you play the leading role, I won't consider the leading role!
Siyao: Come on, you two are not tired from morning till night (smiling).
Xiaoyu: Si Yao is the director and I am the behind-the-scenes producer. Of course, you two are playing Jack Rose. That's the decision.
Siyao: Then let's make a decision!
Fang+Han: Huh? With her? Hum! (Hands folded, back to back)
the second part
Narrator: A few days later, at Siyao's home (the phone rings) {Siyao and Xiaoyu are standing back to back}
Xiaoyu: Hello, I'm Xiaoyu.
Siyao: Oh. Is it light rain? what can I do for you?
Xiaoyu: Of course I came to discuss the script with you!
Siyao: OK. No problem. Do you think there are any flaws in the script?
Xiaoyu: I think the scene of Jack and Ross on the boat is actually ok. ...
Outside the door. ..
Si Yaomu: (anxious, frowning) What do you think happened to the father? It's always so late to come back recently When I get back, I'll hold the phone for hours!
Father Si Yao: When children grow up, they always have their own circle of friends. We can't care so much!
Si Yaomu: Your own circle of friends? How old is she? How can I put my heart down? Ah, is this child a boy in his class? No, I have to check it out. ..
Mom listens at the door first, and then rushes in when she can't hear the sound. ..
Siyao: Mom, why did you come in without knocking?
S Yao Ma: Knock? Can I hear you knocking at the door?
Siyao: I didn't bother you when I called. You care so much about me!
Siyao's mother: I grabbed the phone and hung up, saying, have you been particularly close to the little boys in your class recently? Hiding in the room all day on the phone, have you finished all the books? (Pushing her daughter's forehead) Do you have a job in the future?
Siyao: I am really close to the boys in our class, but I can assure you that I have no puppy love!
Simeon: So you make so many phone calls every day?
Siyao: Call must be puppy love? Can I make this call after that?
Si Yaomu: Look, look, what attitude is this? Want to get beat up?
(Mother and daughter chase off the stage)
the third part
Narrator: Well, look at the mother's anger. Why is dad not worried at all?
Slalom: Honey, what's the matter with you? My daughter holds a mobile phone every day, and you want to take it with you.
Father Si Yao: Look at you, look at you. You just worry all day, and you don't even know if your child has puppy love. What are you up to now? No old phone? Make a phone call and ask.
Si Yaomu: Hey, honey, what a great idea! (Dialing the phone from her back to her husband) To the teacher? Hello, I'm Siyao's mother. Siyao, I want to ask you something about our family. How has she been at school recently? (Husband quietly leaned in to listen at this time)
Teacher: Well, it's good. The child studies hard and likes to help his classmates at ordinary times. I always give her the activities in the class, because this child has a variety of activities.
Siyao's mother: Oh, really? Do you think our family is homesick? Is it puppy love? I found that she has been hiding in her room on the phone recently. She talked back to me before I asked her.
Teacher: I don't think so. Siyao has always been good. Isn't he organizing his classmates to rehearse literary plays? Our class is going to show our literary plays to the teachers, students and parents of the whole school after the mid-term exam.
Siyao's mother: Really, but you don't know Miss Xiang. I always feel that her recent behavior is very strange, and it feels like puppy love.
Teacher: Well, I'll talk to Siyao tomorrow and see what's going on, OK?
Simao: Thank you very much, Mr. Xiang. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting today. That's it. Thank you, teacher. Goodbye! (Hung up the phone, turned around and bumped into my husband) What are you doing? You don't mind your daughter from time to time? What are you listening to?
Father Si Yao: Who said I don't care? Can't I listen?
Narrator: "There will always be friction between parents and children, especially when we learn to handle some things by ourselves. They are always worried that we will encounter such problems and hinder our growth. Some of them may try their best to help us move the big stones that stand in our way. They don't know that they will blame them when we face bigger stones in the future. Why don't they give us another chance? .
part four
Siyao: (holding a pen, just finished reading the letter) I hope my mother can calm down after reading my apology letter, so where should I put it? It's more obvious on her dresser (put down the letter and walk away)
Mom: Hey, I'm exhausted today. Hey, what's this? My daughter wrote it to me? (stare blankly for a while, suddenly speak nervously)
Mom, I may have really ignored you recently ... because I recently arranged a literary drama at school. You know, I always like doing things best, so I often discuss with my classmates how to modify the script. Maybe I was in a very short-tempered mood at that time ... as for the contradiction with you, you were worried about whether I was in puppy love ... I talked to my teacher yesterday, and I also felt that my tone was too strong last time.
Finally, I sincerely invite you to participate in our drama performance competition tomorrow … and take this opportunity to check your daughter's grades. ...
Lovely daughter
Your respect/sincerity
(Put the letter on your heart, tears welled up in your eyes)
Narrator: It seems that my daughter is really a sensible child. She has written a letter of apology to her mother ...
What was the result? The next day we came to see the venue.
Moderator: Hello, parents and teachers. Welcome to watch the psychological drama performance of Grade One in Nanjing SSS Middle School ... The performance is now officially started. Please welcome the students of the ultimate class 1 to bring us the classic fragments of Titanic.
(The host exits, the hero and heroine X continue, pose, "My heart is still" rings, and then:
"Jack ..."
"Rose ..."
"You jump, I jump!"
"Why don't you jump?"
"Jump, I'll jump now."
"Oh, Jack, I'm sinking!"
"Rose, don't be afraid. Hold my hand."
(Two people struggling into the sea)
Moderator: The above is the literary drama brought to us by the ultimate class 1. Let's applaud two young actors and directors.
(pause for 5 seconds, applause)
Siyao and classmate B bowed side by side and then left.
Narrator: Ha ha ha. Their drama production is quite successful. However, if you think this is the end, you are all wet. Do you want to listen to me? At least give some applause! By the way, why didn't Mom A come? Won't you forgive your daughter?
The fifth part
Narrator: It's really pitiful for Siyao to walk alone on the road. Hey, who's that guy in front? (Si Yaomu)
Si Yaomu: (offering flowers) Congratulations! .
Siyao: (hugging mom) Thank you, mom. I thought you weren't coming!
Simao: Silly boy, I have to buy you a bunch of flowers to show my support! Stop crying! Stop crying! ) stroking Philip Burkart's head and leaving together)
Narrator: (sobbing) It's really touching. Things have finally been settled satisfactorily. Alas ~ (a change of tone, deeply impressed) this so-called poor inheritance wind. What we need more is understanding and respect for parents' almost offside management.
The whole play is over (all the actors came on stage to thank them)