Guo: Thanks to the teacher for coming to the performance despite his illness. You are in poor health these days.

Y: I don't feel well.

Guo: Especially this time, I was so sick that I was disfigured.

Y: Why is it disfigured?

Guo: Hemorrhoids.

Y: hemorrhoids disfigured?

Guo: Not all.

Y: I haven't heard of it.

Guo: I can't tell at a glance.

Y: I didn't look carefully.

Guo: Well, I hope you're not sick or in pain. I hope you have a smooth sailing. I hope everything goes well. I hope you don't like me.

Y: What's the matter with you?

Guo: It's not easy for me.

Y: and you?

Guo: There are no outsiders here today. Tell everyone my bitterness.

Y: Do you have anything to say about it?

Guo: It's a long story (on the table).

Y: Why don't you wait for a while and go down first?

Guo: I am used to going to the kang at home.

Y: this one can't talk when standing.

Guo: It's not easy to hit a child. It is not easy to live an unfair life.

Y: Why is it so difficult?

Guo: I don't believe anyone who tells me.

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: Do you know? My cough ring fell off and my needle sneezed.

Y: not even close to the side.

Guo: Pull the cart over the hurdle step by step, eat sugar cakes and burn the back of your head.

Y: Why is it so hot here?

Guo: This is a sugar cake. Eat them. When you tear them apart, the sugar comes down. When you lick them, they will collapse-

Y: Hey, don't destroy anything. Why are you licking it?

Guo: Actually, since I was a child, I have been determined to serve the motherland and be a person who is beneficial to the people.

Y: It's good to have this ideal.

Guo: When I was a child, I wanted to be an athlete and win glory for my country.

Y: that's all right.

Guo: One day I stood on the podium, and when the national anthem sounded, I cried with it.

Y: great!

Guo: My wish is to train by myself. I want to be an excellent swimmer. I practice and teach myself every day.

Y: Oh, practice by yourself.

Guo: No, I can't. I know all kinds of postures, and I practice them just right. I was banned by the garden department.

Y: Is the swimming department next to the garden department?

Guo: I practice with grass at the door.

Y: Why are you scratching?

Guo: They stopped me, and I said I deserved it. I died (in a timid voice).

Y: I am still dead.

Guo: If you don't practice pulling, you can't put the shot. Why not contribute to your country? Boring-it's far away. Coach says going out alone doesn't count.

Y: I left the ball there.

Guo: It's amazing.

Y: What's the magic?

Guo: It hasn't moved. I'm out. I said I deserved it and died. Do something else, skating, I'm proud of it.

Y: It's called a roller.

Guo: It's fun to put on shoes with wheels and swish.

Y: that's good.

Guo: One day, I will be the first in the world series. Not in the house

Yu: small

Guo: Not even the roller skating rink. It's small. Go to the outer ring road, put on your shoes, find a big truck, arrest those people, and it will drive me all the way.

Y: This is not your skating.

Guo: It's exciting and fast. I forgot to ask just now, this bus is bound for Inner Mongolia.

Y: ok.

Guo: Boy, as soon as the Outer Ring Road came out, it was lifted, and the skates were shining. Everyone ran out and shouted, Look at Nezha.

Y: Think of your shoes with wheels as hot wheels.

Guo: Unfortunately, I didn't go to Inner Mongolia, and I stayed in Chengde.

Y: I see.

Guo: My shoes are worn out. I was afraid of pain, so I didn't follow.

Y: Yes, if you grind it again, you will grind your feet.

Guo: None of my wishes have come true, and my studies are not smooth.

Y: What's wrong with going to school?

Guo: Forget it. Primary school is 10 year, and middle school is 12 year. These years are all-

Y: wait a minute. Primary school is 10, and middle school is 12. How do you read this book?

Guo: They won't let me graduate.

Y: Is that reluctance?

Guo: I was rated as the most familiar face in the whole school. When the new teacher comes, he will follow me to scan the inside story of the school.

Y: You are familiar with it. Tell them.

Guo: I don't like classes either. I can't understand what they say.

Y: Oh, I don't even understand.

Guo: He doesn't like looking at me either, and I don't like looking at him either. You deserve it. I will go to my dormitory to sleep.

Y: just sleep.

Guo: I play mine. I play the harmonica myself. I read books.

Y: it's also a hobby.

Guo: My two hobbies. Please teach me how to play the harmonica. I love learning.

Y: harmonica.

Guo: How do you play? Say you practice harmony first. Aha, practice like this. Practice for March. I am not interested in harmonica, but I am interested in bones.

Y: You changed your habits.

Guo: The students let me smell every key they lost.

Y: I'm sure I can find it.

Guo: Nothing to read, martial arts novels.

Y: Just look at this one.

Guo: That's what I like. I read aloud with swords and shadows.

Y: back, too

Guo: The dormitory is empty. I'm alone. His blood is cold, his heart is cold,

Y: that's what everyone says.

Guo: His sword is cold, his men are cold, and this boy is frozen. What's the use? this

Y: what book?

Guo: What's the use of writing this thing?

Y: don't look.

Guo: It's okay to stay every day. Just introduced me to a girlfriend.

Y: Oh, sex.

Guo: It's beautiful. Looks like a car accident, eyes like this. (squinting) It's another sunny afternoon. My girlfriend, Miss Bias, and I are sitting in the 3 1 ice cream shop in Brazzaville, Congo.

Y: How did you find it?

Guo: Snowball. I watched her eating this spoonful in front of me.

Y: She can't see what is in front of her.

Guo: I hate it. I gave her a bad look, but she didn't take it to heart.

Y: Maybe I didn't see you.

Guo: I think of my parents who are far away in the south. I haven't been home since I went to school for so many years. My parents in my hometown are in good health. When can I still be filial to my knees? I received a letter from my father this morning. Dear child, you haven't come back from home for a long time. Today, under the reminder of our neighbors, we remembered you as a child. We miss you very much. Our family has moved. I won't tell you where to go. Guess.

Y: Any guesses?

Guo: I deliberately removed our house number when I left.

Y: I can't find my home this time.

Guo: It's very cold. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy. I unbuttoned it and put it in your coat pocket.

Y: Is this old man a fool?

Guo: I wanted to send you some money, but the envelope was sealed.

Y: Then don't bother.

Guo: Where can I find them? I miss them very much. Prejudice wants to take me to the south.

Y: south?

Guo: You can look for it at home. When we arrived at Beijing Railway Station, there were no tickets. Thanks to my girlfriend, I went to the police and asked, Do you know where the ticket scalper is?

Y: Ticket scalper?

Guo: Make the police happy: I am looking for it, too.

Yes, isn't it? Only two people are looking for him.

Guo: Then I don't know where she got the two tickets.

Y: I really bought it.

Guo: We boarded the train bound for the west.

Y: I went to the west.

Guo: The train walked for three days and nights and finally got off at a place I didn't know. She took me deep into the forest.

Y: into the forest.

Guo: I was so tired that I fell asleep lying there. I don't know how long it took, but she gave me a push: hello. I said: Why? There is good news and bad news.

Y: Two messages.

Guo: Which one do you listen to? What is the bad news?

Y: listen to the bad ones first.

Guo: We are lost. I don't know this place. In addition, it is estimated that we will have to live by eating cow dung in the future.

Y: cow dung.

Guo: What's the good news?

Y: listen again. All right.

Guo: There is a lot of cow dung.

Y: Oh, that's all right.

Guo: (punching and kicking)

Y: Come on, save your strength.

Guo: I walked back after hitting her. After more than half a year, I finally returned to the dormitory.

Y: ok, how about half a year?

Guo: Hey, what's the point of living? Why are you going?

Y: I can't relax

Guo: Go ahead and kill yourself. This is one way.

Y: not alive?

Guo: Yes, I want to commit suicide. Well, get an electric shock.

Y: Touch the switch. It's a good idea. This is quick.

Guo: Just to be on the safe side, let's use an electric pen.

Y: I know everything.

Guo: Goodbye, I'm dead. Teng-the power is out.

Y: OK, what can I do?

Guo: What a pity. Let's not let it die. Suicide by jumping off a building

Yu: Falling from the building

Guo: Oh, jumping off a building is dead. It's so coke.

Y: What cola do you have?

Guo: I have studied it. The effect of jumping off a building on the 20th floor is different from that on the 2nd floor.

Y: What's the difference?

Guo: Look, jump on the second floor. Yeah-awesome-awesome. 20th floor. Yeah.-Bang.

Y: That's the difference. Not so good.

Guo: High-tech. I was on the 30th floor, and bam-

Y: Why is it so noisy?

Guo: There is an iron fence.

Y: I didn't jump out

Guo: It bounced on me. Take rat poison.

Yu: taking poison.

Guo: I rummaged through everything for a big bag of rat poison.

Y: Let's eat.

Guo: Eat to death. I've been waiting for a long time. Why are you so hungry? Get up and look at this bag, yeast tablets

Y: look carefully.

Guo: I haven't eaten for several days. What is there to digest? Not dead

Oh, not dead again.

Guo: I haven't had time to enjoy my life. Have a good life. I have to do something. I can print counterfeit money. I can do business.

Y: Is this business?

Guo: A friend of mine told me that it is illegal to print large bills.

Y: Small receipts are also illegal.

Guo: You print one yuan each. I don't understand this, where to buy paper, ink and how to print it. He said, don't worry. You give me the money and I'll print it for you. Just like the real thing, 40 yuan each.

Y: One yuan each.

Guo: Later, I wondered if he was lying to me.

Y: Maybe I lied to you.

Guo: Isn't that enough?

Y: isn't it?

Guo: It's understandable that you want to exchange five dollars for one, isn't it?

He is your father's son.

Guo: This is not the way. Do something else. I'll rob a bank.

Y: that was fast.

Guo: The bank was full of money, so I started to write a work log. I'll try my best. I've thought of all the precautions. I must succeed in the robbery. There are several considerations.

Y: There are other things to pay attention to.

Guo: We should not take it lightly. We have experience in this field.

Y: There is still some experience.

Guo: One of our seniors robbed a bank. It was because the target was not accurate and he was strong that he ran to the armed police dormitory with a kitchen knife.

Y: I didn't find out.

Guo: He failed.

Y: nonsense, can you lose?

Guo: We also have an predecessor who successfully robbed 6.5438+0.83 million in cash.

Y: that's quite a lot.

Guo: I drove to the persuasion field.

Y: What are you doing there?

Guo: It was exactly 5: 30 pm when the police arrived, and he was still stuck in traffic.

Y: can't you run away? this is

Guo: We also have an elder who covers his head with a sack. How thoughtful.

Y: right.

Guo: I forgot to gouge out my eyes.

Y: He can't see either.

Guo: After crossing the road, click was crushed to death.

Y: that's too bad.

Guo: That's too bad. We also have a senior.

Y: Where are you so senior?

Guo: Anyway, an elder with a gun has thought everything over. As soon as he entered, he grabbed it and took out the money. More than 40 people in the back took out their guns and the police paid.

Y: Well, he didn't leave until they all got together, did he?

Guo: I must succeed. I will take good care of it.

Y: study.

Guo: I must rob it. I exercise and run. I will go out at four in the morning.

Y: Bond's body.

Guo: If a good man doesn't chase you, you can outrun him.

Y: right.

Guo: Get up at four o'clock in the morning and go downstairs for a run. As soon as I ran, there was a dog walker in our community, and the puppy was particularly cute. It's called Tibetan furuncle.

Is that a puppy? That big dog.

Guo: What a big brain.

Y: Your strokes are right.

Guo: Oh, it's so lively and lovely. I ran after him and gave me a fright. The speed was too fast, so I went straight north and got off.

Y: I'm going north.

Guo: I dumped it. I am very reliable. I made it.

Y: Did you get rid of it?

Guo: I broke up with Tibetan cooking. When I came back from Zhangjiakou by bus after dinner at night, I thought-

Y: Wait a minute. You have been to Zhangjiakou.

Guo: Think about it. Can that leg slow down?

Y: I said, how did the dog get dumped?

Guo: I think I need a helper.

Y: I have an assistant.

Guo: I need someone to help me I have a friend who has been stealing for three generations.

Yu: den of thieves

Guo: He is in the south. I'll write a letter and help me rob a bank. He was so happy that he came to the north by bus. On the train, he was very diligent and wrote a robbery plan with a napkin.

Y: Write a robbery plan on the train.

Guo: It says that there is an old Red Army next to it, and the train goes directly to the police station.

Y: Oh, the existing tracks.

Guo: I've decided. I will do it alone. Downstairs is the bank. I'm on my way first. Go at noon, what are you afraid of? Come to the front, bang, oh, this is

Y: what's the matter

Guo: The glass is too bright.

Y: Take a good look at that door.

Guo: My nose is crooked. Let's see a doctor. Next to this unlucky hospital, the original bathhouse was changed, and nothing could be done except pedicure.

Y: I can't tell yet.

Guo: I have kept it for several days. I think robbing a bank is a mistake. We should rob an armored car.

Y: Oh, that car.

Guo: There is money there.

Y: right, right.

Guo: I'm practicing now.

Y: how to practice this?

Guo: I'll ride a bike first.

Y: thank you very much. What are you?

Guo: I practice. I practice every morning and evening. I was practicing in the street that day when armored vehicles came and a gang of gangsters came across the street. Take the gun, toot, toot, toot. The two sides had a fight. Many people died and their cars overturned. The big iron box fell beside me. When I opened it, it was full of money.

Y: money.

Guo: Hundreds of thousands. God won't starve to death. I made a fortune in Degang Guo, and all the money is mine. I was unlucky and moved a box.

Y: What kind of mildew is this?

Guo: Blame me me.

Y: why?

Guo: I took my suitcase to the bank.

Y: Are you stupid?

Classic lines of Degang Guo crosstalk.

1, the general is born heroic, with a horizontal waist, autumn water, Yanling knife, wind, drums, mountains, rivers, lightning, flags and high sun and moon.

There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.

2, crooked wood will bend straight, it is difficult to raise a wolf as a dog.

Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.

Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.

Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

3, "Jinshan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks high, and the water flows naturally.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see the beautiful scenery for a while, but I have a lucky chance to travel in the world of pictorial. "

-Degang Guo Ganlong

4, "Lushan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak water flows by itself.

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast.

The scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has a chance to see it again. "

-Zhu Yuanzhang

5. "Castle Peak Songying is a thousand years old, and the clouds and peaks flow naturally.

Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking three thousand miles in the north of Saibei, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted.

The beautiful scenery is endless, so lucky opportunities will come again. "

-Kangxi

6, "Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks the peak water,

Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.

Looking at the northwest of the 3 thousand border from a distance, it is likely to drown the twelve States in the south of the Yangtze River.

I can't see all the good scenery for a while, so the lucky opportunity will come again in the future. "

-Qianlong

7, the old vines are faint, and the bridges are flowing. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.

8, the horse is thin and hairy, and the son is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.

9, lewd and romantic, not friends don't get together. Just for adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. If you hit the front, you will be full of evil behind you, and the retribution will start, and all evil will come first. So, it's a hook in the media.

10, it is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Honey soaked in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.

1 1, telling stories and singing operas to persuade people, three continents go to the center. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.

12, the Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;

The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.

Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning;

After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.

13, moral three emperors and five emperors, fame Xia Houshang Zhou Dynasty;

The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!

A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang;

Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, and they said something about enter the dragon.

14, law-abiding, facing the court, singing at night, riding a mule, harming others and benefiting themselves, being fair and comfortable, and being hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

15, the most serious injury is the cold weather in the later period, and the gaunt people are miserable. Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.

Degang Guo Yu Qian's Crosstalk Lines

Xi Zhengmeng's classic lines:

1, Corporal James, American five-star general.

There is a Degang Guo in China. Military wizards are literate, literate, martial-minded, able to mount a horse, know women on the kang and shoes on the kang.

After making money, I will do nothing when I go home. Let's open a big shop. Let's run a company. I will buy a big table and be the boss. I hire 10 people with red hoops to stand in front of me every day. I scolded them one by one. I don't scold the toilet sweeper every day, because my daughter-in-law cleans toilets.

The pilot took out the money and added 30 yuan of oil to the helicopter.

5. Who knows that thing in America! Ask the village chief!

6. The white one in the White House-freshly brushed pulp.

I really want to eat lobster, but I don't want to eat cake.

Classic lines in my life:

1, unknown crosstalk actors Degang Guo and Yu Qian.

It was very cold, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the belt buckle down and put it in my pocket.

3. I want to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have studied this kind of jump. The second floor is different from the twentieth floor. The second floor is "pa" and "ah", and the twentieth floor is "ah-"and "pa"

4, there are difficulties to help, there is no difficulty to create difficulties to help.

It rained twice this week, once for three days and once for four days.

6. My friend said that he printed counterfeit money for me, and I gave him 50 yuan-he gave me 1 yuan counterfeit money, and I suspect that he cheated me.

Jing Li driving classic lines:

1, Jing Li, Allegro is good, Beijing faction leader.

I ran a race with someone and a disabled person in a wheelchair, and I lost.

3, drive three miles, my god, it's so exciting!

Leave a big bag and open it. It's full of money. "My mama of, too exciting, god! Not only can I buy a car this time, but I can also marry a beautiful wife! " Bang! A woman fell, this beautiful woman, lying there. "God, it's so exciting!" Just as it was beautiful, four policemen came over there and said, "Hey, did you kill this?" Car accident!

Classic lines in I am a scientist;

1, Guo: I will release it when I finish studying that year.

Y: let it out?

Guo: Let it go after learning!

Y: Have you studied enough? You were locked up after your sentence was released, weren't you?

Guo: I've learned enough!

Y: After graduation.

Guo: We are very knowledgeable. Yes, we didn't shoot those who were killed and those who were released.

2, play, play, play, go means go, play. Work hard and finish my playgo quickly.

Classic lines of "I am a triad":

1, look at people, drivers buy big buildings, look at you, you have nothing, the ground under your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing, your hands are shaking, and tears are flowing in your heart.

2. Jade: Is your father's surname Cui? Guo: Your father's name is Jian!

3, you don't listen! Little bastard! I said, dad, don't say that. Don't say children are rabbits. Genetically, it's not good for parents. Father was anxious and rolled his arms and sleeves. I want to fight you!

4. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We're too embarrassed for ghosts.

5. Have you seen the movie Young and Dangerous? Have you seen it? Yes, yes, we are together. Does the Hong Kong Red Star Society know? I want the red star. But we are not the headquarters, we are from the branch office. I'm from Niulanshan.

6. I come from the underworld. Look how black I'm dressed.

Classic lines in On Dreams;

1, Guo: Brother (God) wishes the world peace, the people live and work in peace, the country and the people are safe, and there is no war, okay?

Y: You ask too much.

2. Guo: Can I exchange it? Let's discuss something else. I use modest photos to touch my body. Brother, look at this. He looks poor and can't find anyone. You give it to him and make it beautiful. Brother (see the photo torn) let's talk about world peace. It's outrageous that I said this about you. You don't agree, you don't agree. Why did you tear it up? I still have it to ward off evil spirits.

Classic lines of "I want to go to the Spring Festival Gala":

1, "I'm glad to pay a New Year call to you!" Let's "Happy New Year to everyone!" With a bow, the crosstalk ended.

2, follow the advertisements and engage in TV dramas together, and the circle is quite chaotic. In particular, it is not easy to engage in TV dramas and film and television circles. I hate them very much. There are too few female directors.

3. They all say that I am good-looking.

People give baskets to singers. When they came to us, they didn't even have a wreath.

Classic lines in Give My Son to His Wife;

1, who doesn't know Yu Qian? You didn't eat pork before you met Yu Qian!

2. Guo: You drove a 13 Cadillac.

Y: I came by train.

3. Guo: The conditions at home are very difficult, and the house where I live is also very difficult. It's riddled with holes. It is fatal to catch up with the rain.

Y: why?

Guo: It's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, it's raining outside, sometimes it's too big, so the whole family goes to the Third Ring Road to take shelter.

4. Guo: At that time, the old man was in good spirits and his face was red. An 89-year-old man has just lost one tooth, but he is eating, and it is full.

Y: Is there a tooth still stuffed?

Guo: He has eaten lotus root skin.

Cousin Jing Li's classic lines:

1. Her photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

Sister, I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes. I hope you can forgive us. I'll send them to surrender later. I will get a job and be a good person. Thank you, big sister. We must turn over a new leaf Go home.

3. Get off, Sister. You cann't kill too many people The rain has wetted the land. Give us a chance to reinvent ourselves. I don't want it. I'll marry you both. Karma!

Classic lines from I want to travel:

Guo: This is a big gamble. Five cents each.

Y: Oh, you've seen money.

Guo: I like going abroad because I like western food very much.

Y: That's the right place to go.

Guo: Someone brought you a plate, a small cake, cut, with eggs, rolled lettuce with sauce and sausages.

Y: Take a knife and fork, eat eggs and fill cakes, right?

Guo: I have flown. When I bought the ticket, it said, first class, economy class, business class, standing ticket.

Y: standing ticket? There are still standing tickets on the plane?

Quotations from Degang Guo's comic classic lines.

1, come to heaven, the buildings here are beautiful, and there are signs on both sides: no stalls around heaven 100 meters!

If you want to eat a hamburger, wrap a piece of paper and open it. Want to eat crabs, uncover them; Want to drink milk, take the steamed bread and pull it. ...

3. Degang Guo's Classic Quotations: The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him. During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ...

4, I buy 50 good cars-Alto, Alto, Alto! Get up with a dart and drive like a train!

5. An elder was very successful and robbed 1.83 million in cash. At 5: 40 pm, when * * arrived, it was still blocked with the North Third Ring Road.

6. He didn't park his door, didn't park his lock, and it was a bank security lock. He can pry it open with celery.

7. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Scientists can do martial arts, and even immortals can't stop them.

No one who doesn't know him has ever eaten pork.

9. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

10, listening to cross talk for twenty, making sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. ……

1 1, just then, Bush's Bp machine rang, which was British.

12, Degang Guo's classic quotation: Do they have a family style? If you don't pick things up in the aisle, you will lose them. ……

13, your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

14, you are in good health. I can see at a glance that you must live to death.

15, this young man looks like an actor. ...

16, we got lost halfway. He took out a bunch of instruments and pointed to the needles in the southeast, northwest and northwest ... I said you were all behind, so we had to adopt advanced methods and throw shoes.

17, I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me the inside story of the school. ...

18, I ordered shark's fin fried rice, but I couldn't find shark's fin in three pairs of chopsticks. Can you tell me where the shark fin is? The chef said, my name is shark fin.

19, "Dad, I'm hungry!" "Hungry again, didn't you eat last year?"

20. the lock is opened with a noodle, and a pack of instant noodles can open a community.

2 1, I threw the shot so far, and the coach said that it doesn't count if people go out!

22. Don't leave after the party. I'll treat you to dinner ― whoever goes will pay.

Isn't that blonde? ) nonsense, it's blonde, with your eyes closed.

24, this brain nucleus is a big pine nut, open the skull and see, it is a bowl of stew.

25. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

26, oh! He grinned at me! You think I dare not stew you. If we had a pot at home, I would stew you.

27. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Jumping off a building is too coke. I studied it. The twentieth floor and the second floor have different effects. The second floor is bang, ah! Twentieth floor. Yeah ~ ~ ~ Bang! high-tech

28. Degang Guo's classic quotation: Give forty steamed buns, eighty catties of pancakes and fry two copies of this recipe-there are many ways to commit suicide, which is too bad for food.

29, the old man is in good health, that is, his mouth is full of teeth, only one tooth is left, and his teeth are blocked when he eats ... eating lotus roots has solidified in his eyes.

30. Tian Er flew up, ran down the road with his head down and left. He picked up his head and had a little contest with this stone ... Tian Er lost.

3 1, go your own way and say who you want. ……

32. Give a catty of watermelon and weigh it on time.

33. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

34. Last time I drank too much, I used chopsticks as chicken feet and ate one and a half.