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lullaby

Composer: "It took me 10 years to write this lullaby."

Publisher: "What took you so long?"

Composer: "Because it always makes me fall asleep."

Get your life back

A: "Music saved my life in this flood. Music is so precious! "

B: "Oh! Did someone hear your beautiful singing and come to save you? "

Answer: "No, when I was washed away by the flood, my piano just floated over and I climbed up."

Yes "

Escape is very important.

The symphony orchestra is rehearsing the last paragraph of Stravinsky's Ritual of Spring.

The conductor told us his understanding of all parts of music: the soft and beautiful horn symbolizes running.

The runaway peasant girl, while the loud trombone and trumpet represent the chasing savage.

He raised his baton and flew over from the loudspeaker and said, "Master, don't you want it?"

Do you mind if we speed up this part? "

quiet

An Irishman came back from a trip to London, and his neighbor asked him how he enjoyed himself. He said:

"Londoners are so weird that they always knock on your door and wall at night!"

"Then what will you do?"

"I'm not disturbed. I will continue to play my bagpipes. "

Listen to who?

At the concert, a famous singer is singing. At this time, there is a

The audience sang along.

"Like a cow!" Her neighbor said angrily.

"Who? Is it me? " The man asked quickly.

"No, not you, the singer. She interfered with our appreciation of your voice. "

Willing to die

There is a king who likes playing the piano, but he plays it badly. As soon as he plays the piano, everyone

Run away The emperor searched the whole court, but he couldn't find a bosom friend.

He handed down the imperial edict and pulled a condemned man out of prison. The emperor said to him, "As long as you say.

If I play well, I will save you from death. "

The condemned man thought, "Isn't this simple?" So he promised to listen to the emperor play the piano.

However, just after the king finished playing, the condemned man covered his ears with his hands and shouted, "Your Majesty, no!" "

I want to play, I want to die! "

Very/very confused/at a loss/confused/at a loss

A judge took his little son to a concert at the Paris Theatre. Soprano song

Hands are singing a passionate song.

"Dad, why did that man threaten that woman with his stick?" children

Zi asked.

"Not a threat, he is the conductor."

"If this is not a threat, then why is she screaming so loudly?"

Turn it off.

Cyril had to listen to him when he visited his least favorite nephew's house.

At the end of playing the piano, my nephew asked, "What do you think?"

Cyril replied, "You should be on TV."

His nephew said happily, "Do you think I play well?"

"No," Cyril said, "if you are on TV, I can turn it off."

A failed lullaby

Annie: "My concert was a complete failure!" " "

Jim: "You can't say that. You didn't see the audience clapping so happily. "

Really? "

Annie: "It is this burst of applause that makes me sad. I want an audience.

They fell asleep, like waking up, shaking from side to side, hem and haw ... "

Jim: "Why?"

Annie: "Honey, I sang a lullaby."

Who is the most suitable?

A woman and her husband discussed, "I want to put a sculpture of a master musician on the piano."

For example, Mozart, Beethoven and Liszt, who do you think is the most suitable? "

The husband replied, "Beethoven, of course."

She asked happily, "Why?"

"Because he is deaf."

Music that dogs can't understand.

Thompson's wife is very happy recently. She went shopping and bought a violin to go home.

The squeaking of learning to play bored Thompson to death. One day, there were few people at home.

The dog barked, too.

Thompson dared to say to his wife:

"Honey, can you choose a song that dogs can't understand to practice?"

The benefits of learning music

James proudly said to his friend, "My daughter is learning vocal music, which makes me so happy."

Of "

"Why, did she let you hear a beautiful song?"

"You can't imagine, she let me buy a neighbor's house, the price is cheaper.

Half. The family had moved out the day before yesterday. "

Make great progress

"Our daughter has made great progress in practicing her voice." Mrs. Xiao said to her friend.

"Has the timbre improved?"

"What I said is mainly the volume. In the past, only people from this floor complained, but now they are connected.

Residents of several buildings have complained recently. "

peaceful and stable

One day DuPont went to a concert, and a lady next to him kept nagging. Patra

When Finn's symphony reached its climax, she suddenly said to DuPont, "Ah! Sir, you said there was more.

Is there anything more beautiful than music? "

"Yes, madam." He replied, "Quiet!"

(of an unknown person) achieved amazing results at the first attempt.

Outside the examination room of the Conservatory of Music, a young girl stopped the examiner.

"Professor, don't you believe that my voice will be a blockbuster one day?"

"Of course, miss. When you are attacked. "

listen to music

Little John and his uncle are sitting in the concert hall listening to music.

Uncle: "Do you know music?"

John: "Of course."

Uncle: "What do you think that girl is playing now?"

John: "Piano."

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