Crazy Xiao Yang Ge is a faster red man of Aauto, and the content is mainly funny jokes? .
Funny joke:
A, the so-called good man is not allowed to be cool with his wife, not to make her jealous, to give in when quarreling, and to be beaten!
Second, I was always looking forward to dropping out of school when I was at school, but I didn't know until I graduated that there was an assignment called overtime, a self-study called further study, and a score called salary.
Third, I just saw a handsome guy riding a big motorcycle, rumbling, with long hair and big sunglasses, shuttling through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. So fast, so handsome! It's just a little ugly when you get in the ambulance.
Fourth, I understand all the reasons, but I can't help looking back after hearing others say that I am handsome.
My mother-in-law gave this cookbook to her daughter-in-law, with the intention of letting her learn to cook. As a result, the daughter-in-law was very shy and said to her mother-in-law: Mom, that's very kind of you. You are so tired every day, and you ask me to order for me. This is inappropriate!
Six, go to the hospital, line up on the bench, suddenly want to fart, but many people are not too embarrassed. So I took out my mobile phone and opened Tom Cat, and the voice was turned up to fart. Just when I was secretly glad that no one had found out. A buddy at the back looked back at me and said, "Brother, what brand of smart phone do you use? I can smell it when it farts. "