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How can you laugh at green tea?
A clever way to ridicule green tea in a strange way: return it in a strange way.

With my growth, my temper has been restrained. I know I should treat the world gently and use civilized language, but sometimes I just can't control myself, so I have to change a way with higher IQ.

More subtly satirize other people's "green tea" sentence:

1.? You have worked hard for so long, but if you have a little talent, you should show some signs of success.

2.? You don't even have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.

3.? I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you!

4.? Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

5.? Look at you eating for a week and you've lost weight!

6.? God sprinkled wisdom on the earth, but you took an umbrella.

7.? Laziness is a good excuse, as if you can achieve great things as long as you are diligent.

8.? You are completely complacent intermittently, and you are constantly lazy to die.

9.? There are not only medlar in front of life, but also overlord shampoo and thermos cup.

10.? What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

1 1.? Do you think you are exquisite? Save me the waste of saliva, my saliva counts money!

12.? Don't call me arrogant, I just refuse to deal with animals.

13.? You, snack, don't treat a slag in the sea as a flower by the river.

14.? Don't think that the world has abandoned you, and the world has no time to talk to you.