"Eight Fan Screen" is short for Eight Fan Screen Wind. Screen is a kind of furniture that Qing officials put in the hall to keep out the wind or as a barrier. Generally, it is a hardwood frame with wire core. There are eight fans, each of which is painted with stories of historical figures or written with poems and songs. "Eight fan screens" use the technique of "through the mouth". After A briefly introduced the main deeds of some historical figures on the screen, he teased that B could not be compared with the ancients and made jokes. Every paragraph has both praise and disparagement. For example, Xiang Yu, the overlord of Chu, is a "muddy man" with courage and no plan; Zhang Fei was called a "boor" in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Lu Su, a doctor of Soochow in the Three Kingdoms, was called a "loyal minister". Miao Guangyi, a strategist of Zhao Kuangyin, the founding emperor of the Song Dynasty, was called a "Jianghu man"; Zhou Yu and Kong Rong, young and promising in the Three Kingdoms, Sima Guang and Wen Yanbo in the Song Dynasty, were called "good boys". Said that Weichi Gong, the founding general of the Tang Dynasty, was a "countryman"; Jiang Ziya, who assisted the Zhou Dynasty, was called a fisherman. Wang Zuo, the aide of Yue Fei in Song Dynasty, was called "bad karma". These characters are all from well-known classical novels, and they are also the images that storytellers talk about.

Generally speaking, there are the following types:

Jianghu people

A: Let me talk and listen. I think in the Song Dynasty, there was a Jianghu man named Miao, who set up a six-shed next to the Golden Bridge without meeting. Zhao Taizu, who met unexpectedly, rode by and saw a crowded bridge surrounded by a six-awned shed. There is a couplet in front of us. The first part wrote: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan into a stone for jade", and the second part wrote: "Eyes are like electricity, watching the sea turn into a fish dragon." Horizontal batch: "broken things, see." When Song Yin saw his displeasure, he said, "Where are you crazy? How dare you talk big? Wait till I get off my horse and visit. " Want to turn over and dismount, tie the horse to the willow tree outside the Liuyi shed, separate everyone, walk into the Liuyi shed, bow down to the gentleman and say, "Sir, do you think there is a future?" Broadly speaking, I am very surprised. It turned out to be the founding emperor! Hurriedly stood up and said, "Hooray, the grass man is late. Come and pick up the car. I hope you can forgive me. " Kuang Yin was taken aback. "Sir, are you crazy?" Broadly speaking: "adults don't have to panic. Look at my Lord's evil eyebrow. He has a god in his eyes and a Zhu Shazhi on his left shoulder. He will be honored in the Ninth Five-Year Plan. " Kuang Yin thought, "Zhu Shazhi is on my left shoulder. How do others know? I don't think I will answer him in the future. " He thought about it and whispered to her husband, "If you are in the Ninth Five-Year Plan in the future, declare to North Korea and be a national defense strategist." Generalized Shane. Kuang Yin walked out of the account. He said to the crowd, "Gentlemen, please listen to the truth. This man is a Jianghu person, a Jianghu mouth and a Jianghu warlock. He is just flattering. " Say that finish, he rode away. Later, Chen Qiao mutiny, wearing a yellow robe, Guo Xuan Guangyi entered the palace, as a strategist to protect the country, in charge of the commander-in-chief of the three armed forces. Later, Han Long, Hubei Province, came in with his sister Han Sumei. Mao was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace and beheaded his third brother with wine to make Mr. Miao sober up. In a broad sense, after he left, Mao regretted it and said, "It's a pity that my husband is one of the Jianghu people who sell hexagrams by Jinqiao." Miao Guangyi-Jianghu people, can you compare?

children

A: Let me talk and listen. I think at the beginning, Wen Yanbo in Song Dynasty, all children had the wisdom to fill holes and float balls. Sima Wengong, I have a plan to save my son by breaking the urn. Han Kong Rong knew Morrison's talent at the age of four. Shisanlang is five years old. Qi Tang became an academician at the age of seven, and Han became a warm guest at the age of seven. Qin Ganluo became prime minister at the age of twelve. At the age of thirteen, Wu became the commander-in-chief of the water army, leading thousands of soldiers and horses, in charge of military power in six counties and eighty-one States. He made a bitter plan, offered a serial, borrowed the east wind, burned the warship, drove Cao away, and almost died in Jiangnan. Despite the help of Wolong and Feng Chu, Zhou Yu is the best among the children. Which of these children can you compare with?

bounder

A: Let me talk and listen. I was thinking, at the beginning, I swam around Bai Bi Pass at night, chased the king of Qin under the moon, respected morality, beat three lashes, changed two hammers, and jumped into Hongnixi. Since the Tang Dynasty, Wang Yizhi has been conquering the North for discussion and Leishimeng. Expedition across the sea and visit Baipao next month. When the Tang King won, the troops returned to the DPRK, and Princess E punched Li Dao, the royal relative, outside the meridian gate to save the white robe. In a rage, the king of Tang was banished to the grange. Later, he visited Jingdezhen in a white robe. Then Weichi Gong fished alone at the bow. Suddenly, there was a loud cry from behind, and the horse called, "I'm going to Lai Xue to meet an old friend. If you go to the golden palace to deliver a decree, you will always be an official. " Jing Wende heard: "I am a villager in the mountains, and it is a countryman who plows and hoes the fields." This is a countryman. Can you compare with him?

Honest and upright person

There was a loyal minister in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. His surname is Lu, and his first name is Su. Because Liu Bei was defeated by Sun, Xiakou An Lushan. Lu Su and Kong Ming crossed Jiangdong and argued with Confucianism. They told Cao Cao what he had done in Jiangdong in "Ode to a Bronze Quetai" to enjoy the evening scenery. Angry Zhou Gongjin, then Zhou Yucai and Cao Cao had an argument. Kan Ze wrote a letter, angrily hit Huang Gai, Pang Tong offered a series of tricks, and Zhou Huo attacked. Because of the east wind, Zhou Lang was seriously ill, and Nanping Mountain borrowed the east wind. Zhou sent and Xu Sheng to kill. Shoot the cord, the hole will hold. Fire attacked the warship, Cao Bing was defeated, and all the nine counties of Jingxiang were occupied by Liu Bei. Later, Liu Bei repeatedly asked for the return of Jingzhou, but he always refused to return it. Instead, he was embarrassed. Old Mr. Jin Shengtan criticized the Three Kingdoms and said, "Lu is a loyal minister."

fool

When he was in a foreign country, a fool appeared in Weiguo. His name was Ning. Since Jiao Yuan was killed, Shu Wu was killed, Yuan Gen was imprisoned, nothing went to court, Zhuangzi pouted and was beheaded. The rape of Ningwu Zizhou is no more treacherous and really stupid. Confucius said, "Ningwu knows when he has a way, but he is stupid when he has no way. Its knowledge is available, and it is stupid. " Ning Wuzi is a fool.

fisherman

Huang San ruled the world, and the five emperors were kings, which spread to the Zhou Dynasty and produced a fisherman. The man's surname is Jiang, his name is Shang, and his word is Ziya. Road number, flying bear. Before it is too late, Taigong has been selling his face and calculating divination. Fishing in Weishui, those who wish to take the bait. King Wen had a dream in the evening, dreaming that flying bear was a good minister, entering an account and hunting in the suburbs. On that day, King Wen was hunting in the suburbs when Wu Ji blocked the road. He led King Wen to the Weihe River and saw a man with white hair and beard who really looked like a sage like type. King Wen pulled the chariot, and the prince pulled the condom, pulling eight hundred steps. Later, it helped protect the Zhou Dynasty in 808. Decapitation will seal Jiang Taigong here, and the gods will abdicate. Decapitation will make Jiang Taigong a fisherman.

Unreasonable guy

Qin Shihuang ordered Wang Jian to annex six countries. At night, he occasionally has a dream that the black doll and the white doll win the sun and the moon at the same time. After waking up, he felt uneasy and afraid that the country would fall into the hands of others. It was ordered to build Wuling in the south, the office building in the west, the sea in the east and the Great Wall of Wan Li in the north to prevent Huns. Don't want to spread to the hands of Hu Hai II, there is a dispute between Chu and Han. Since the hongmen banquet, liu bang went to the banquet, and Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew swords to help dance. Thanks to General Fan Kuai, Liu Bang was released at the Hongmen banquet. Chu and Han went hand in hand, taking Xianyang as the basic point, first as the monarch, then as the minister. At this time, a man named Han Mingxin went to Bawang, who only awarded him a Ji Lang. Later, Sean sold his sword to see Han Xin and told him to find Liu Gang. Sure enough, he went to the stage to worship Shuai, and set an ambush in front of Jiuli Mountain to trap the overlord of Chu. Wujiang River stands in front, and Han Xin is close behind. Overlord saw a boat floating on the river. He was in danger. The overlord waved his hand and shouted, "I am the overlord of the place of Chu." You will cross the riverbank alone, meet your elders and villagers, and lead the army for the second time. If I succeed at that time, I will be appointed as a public official. " Hearing this, the boatman put his fist on his chest and said, "Chitose listens to the truth because my fishing boat is narrow." Your gun is too heavy, you can't pass a gun horse if you are over a thousand years old, and a gun horse can't pass a thousand years old. Take a closer look at Chitose. " Overlord smiled and said, "What's the problem? Before crossing the lonely house, it is not too late to cross the other shore with a gun and a horse. " As he spoke, the boat approached the shore, took the gun and horse to the boat, and a boat was tied to a pole. The ship left the river bank and headed for the middle of the river. The boatman shouted, "Hey, Xiang Yu, the overlord of the Western Chu State, listens to reason: I don't take my family as a fisherman. I am under the account of Marshal Han. On the orders of our sheriff, I am waiting for you here. I lied to you with guns and horses. Although in a limited time, you don't have the power to pull out the mountain without a loop, but you don't have a gun in your hand and a horse in your crotch. If you lose your hands and feet, will you die at the hands of Han Xin? Why don't you draw your sword and commit suicide? " Hearing this, the overlord beat his chest and said, "I regret that I didn't listen to my father Fan Zeng, but now I am in this position. It seems that I am really a fool. "

The tortoise is not a person.

I think there was a person in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty who was not human. His surname was Cao Cao and his name was Meng De. After the defeat of Chibi, I went to Huarong Road Trail and suddenly heard a gong and a sentry flashed out. Take the lead; Sleeping silkworm eyebrows, phoenix eyes, red hare legs, holding dragon sword, is a sage, is Guan Gong. Cao Cao said, "Let me live today." A saint is righteous, let him live. Cao Cao immediately recalled the old scene: "I thought I had a small banquet on the third day and a big banquet on the fifth day." Ask him to let me live. I'm really not human. "

domestic animal

The emperor was boating by the river. Halfway through, he suddenly saw a cave and ordered Di to explore it. Suddenly I saw a place: it looked like a temple, not a temple, but a mansion. One thing is in front of the court: like a bird, like a beast. There was a man of God who hit that thing with a bronze hammer in his hand. The next day, Fred went to see the emperor and saw a lump on his back. He is a pig and a dragon. How dare you compare with Emperor Yang Di? You are: like a man, like a ghost, like a bird, like an animal, like an animal, neither cold in winter nor hot in summer, neither invaded by cold nor heat, throwing money before the festival, beating eighty with a stick, really hateful, full of evil, smashing wood, killing with a stick, surviving from the dead, exhausted from life, asshole.

Not human.

Sui King II and his second son, Yang Guang, killed his father and seized power, courted his brother and sister-in-law, bullied his mother and entertained treacherous court officials, destroyed loyalty, and went down to Yangzhou to see Qionghua. The tree went boating, selected folk beauties, pulled the fiber naked, cut the fiber rope in the middle of the boat, and made all the beauties fall down to make the king laugh. Finally, Fred went to an evil place to explore the crypt and beat Li Bai with a stick. The patron king decided to seize Yangzhou, and the mighty sea propped up a thousand-pound brake, let go of the eighteen-way resistance to the king, and destroyed the famous mountain Ronaldinho into a gun, and the Sui Dynasty fell into the hands. On this day, Yang-ti fell ill in the East Palace. The invincible general came to the temple with his sword and forced Suo Yuxi to ask Yang-ti, "What crime have I committed?" The invincible general said, "You are a bad king, greedy for wine and lust, contrary to human relations and immoral. You are really not human. "

A deified dog

There is Luzhou in the south, Luzhou in the north, Shenzhou in the east, Hezhou in the west, and a proud country in the middle. There is a stone, 365 degrees high, which is divided into stem, ridge, root, earthquake, loss, separation, Kun, change, rest, birth, injury, du, scene, death, earthquake and opening. One day, the red light burst and a the Monkey King jumped out of the stone. Worship the heavens and the earth, worship the bodhi ancestor of Bodhi Mountain. 1999 Learn to hang your feet, ride a somersault cloud and jump to the ground, with seventy-two changes. He has also been to the Oriental Sea, and got the gold hoop and iron bar for fixing the sea needle. Just because of disturbing the Heaven, he stole the flat peach birthday wine and took out ten pills of elixir. The heavenly soldiers, heavenly generals, golden bells, Nezha and Tota kings could not take it. Jiro Yang Jian dropped a growling dog and went straight to the Monkey King's waist to bite. Monkey took the embroidery needle out of the sea eye, shook it in the wind, put the shoulder pole between the thick and thin, and put two gold hoops on both ends, and took the roaring dog straight. Hit the dog a few times and came back in a fiasco. Jiro Yang Jian saw it and said, "Good dog."

People in pain

When the Jin and Song Dynasties were at war, the northern sages swept the southern generals, and Prince Jin Wu of Changping took charge of the 324-hole Mongolian commander-in-chief, and fought with the loyal soldiers in Zhuxian Town. Wu Shu lost dozens of battles. Things were helpless and the second son was transferred to the front line of the army. The prince, under twenty years old, is eight feet tall, with a broad chest and beautiful face. He wears a tiger helmet, a big leaf chain mail, a scarlet robe and a pair of double guns. It's really dignified and murderous. From the early hours of the morning to the end of the day, the eight hammers of gold, silver, copper and iron were defeated, and all four generals, Di Lei, He Wei and He Wei, were defeated. When Yue Shuai saw this, he was furious and said, "Where is the young man so crazy that he will wait for the Japanese commander to go to war himself?" ! ? Before the words were finished, a man appeared in the left class. The man's name is Wang Mingzuo. He stepped forward and bowed deeply. He said, "Marshal, a young man who was on the battlefield yesterday was not Wu Shu's own son, but the son of our country's gate. After the famous minister, when Wu Shu soldiers were trapped in Lu 'an, General Lu 'an opened the way and was honored as Xiao Zhuge, only because of the fall of the city. General Lu killed himself, but his head was dying. Because of Wu Shu's three worships, he was allowed not to hurt his people, to raise orphans, and to be buried with his husband and wife. The body of General Lu fell into the dust. Wu Shu brought Lu Wenlong to Fanbang to raise him, and he changed his name to Yan Hong Wu He Long. This son is unusually brave and not suitable for strong fighting. He can only use the plan of subduing, and he must use deviant plans, deceitful plans and bitter plans. "Yue Shuai said," Dear brother, you should play it by ear. " On this day, Wang Zuo deliberately violated the military law. Yue Shuai was furious and ordered Wang Zuo to be dragged to the front of the army, beating up forty sticks. I only hit my skin and left arm with my right hand. Stealing out of Song Village and meeting him in Jin Village, he said, "Your Majesty, my marshal is unkind and unjust, and he advised him to surrender. He refused to surrender, and he put the heavy responsibility on me. He also cut off my left arm and kicked me out of the camp. There was nowhere to go. I hope your majesty will start the world, take me into account, help each other and be a pawn. When Wu Shu saw this, he couldn't bear it any longer. He ordered, "Bring Wang Zuo into the account and ask him to tell you something about the customs of the Southern Dynasties. "。 No matter where Wang Zuo goes, he can't be too hard on him. Because he is a poor man with six broken arms. "

Scold Wang Lang

After the Three Kingdoms of the Han Dynasty, Zhuge Liang went out of Qishan and took three counties to the west of Weishui, where he was greeted by Wei Jun and Cao Zhen. When Wang Lang got off the horse, Kong Ming said to himself, "Wang Lang must have something to say, so I should improvise." Let the primary school preach that "Prime Minister Han has something to say to Stuart." Wang Lang rode out and Zhuge Liang surrendered in the car. Wang Lang immediately leaned in to answer. Lang said, "I've heard a lot about you for a long time, but I'm very lucky at the moment! Since we all know the destiny, why should we promote this unknown soldier? " Zhuge Liang said, "I was ordered to ask for thieves. What is nameless? " Lang said, "As the number of days changes, artifacts become easier, so they naturally belong to virtuous people." Since Huan ling, the yellow turban insurrectionary has been in chaos, and the world is contending. In the year of Chuping and Jian 'an, Dong Zhuo rebelled and followed the abuse. Yuan Shu took the nickname Shouchun, Yuan Shao dominated the powers, Liu Biao occupied Jingzhou, Lu Bu swallowed Xu Jun, and the country was in danger. I am in a hurry. My ancestor, Emperor Wen, believed in Wen Sheng's martial arts and advocated unification. He should be a unity of man and nature, practice Buddhism and harmony, and live in China with all the ethnic groups nearby. Isn't it heavenly heart? Today's public is brilliant and skilled, and he wants to compare himself with wind music. Why did He Naiqiang act against nature and human feelings? Haven't you heard the old saying,' those who go against the sky prosper, those who go against the sky die'? Today, I am a great Wei, with millions of armor and thousands of good generals. I'm afraid you are too clever. The public can surrender without losing the status of Hou Wang and protect the national folk music. Isn't it beautiful? Kong Ming said with a smile in the car, "I thought the elders and ministers of the Han Dynasty would speak highly of me, but I didn't expect to say such vulgar words." . I have a saying, please listen carefully: once upon a time, Huan Ling was alive, the Han family took over, eunuchs made a mess, the country was in chaos to welcome the New Year, and there was noise in all directions. After the yellow turban insurrectionary, Dong Zhuo, Yun, etc. One after another, the emperor was a cruel creature. Because above the temple, rotten wood is the official, and between the temples, animals eat Lu. The wolf follows the dog, and he is in power: slaves are in power. Therefore, the country's hilly market. Life is painted with charcoal. I know what you did: you lived on the coast of the East China Sea, first promoted Xiaolian to an official position, managed Kuang Jun to assist the country, and promoted Liu. When will you help the rebels and plot to usurp the throne? Sin is so heinous that heaven and earth cannot tolerate it. People in the world are all meat. Today, thanks to God's will, Emperor Zhaolie succeeded in reunifying surprisingly. Today, I am instructed by your successor to recruit thieves. Since you are an apple polisher, you can only squat down and earn enough food and clothing. How dare you pretend the days before you joined the army? I sent you, a bald old thief, to the grave today. How can I see the twenty-four emperors? Old thief, come back quickly. I can ask the rebels to fight with me. Hearing this, Wang Lang let out a cry of anger and died under the horse. Later generations have a poem praising: "The Western Qin Dynasty has many soldiers and horses, which are above ten thousand people. They shook their tongues three inches and cursed the old traitor to death. "Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang because you are better than Wang Lang and I am better than Zhuge Liang.

Reckless person

first

A foolish man appeared in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since Taoyuan became sworn, my eldest brother's surname is Liu Mingbei and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother is Guan Mingyu, who lives in Xie Liang County, Zhou Pu. The third brother is surnamed Zhang and lives in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The fourth brother, surnamed Zhao Ming Yun Zilong, lives in Calm Changshan County, winning every battle. Later, he was named the ever-victorious general. Because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo, Zhao Yun broke into Cao Ying alone, cut down two big moves and captured three alive. Zhao Yunma fell into the pit and missed his life. On Cao Mengshan's head, he saw a young man dressed in white, wearing a white helmet and a white flag, riding a white dragon and holding a bright silver gun. He is really a brave general. "If I accept this general, why worry about nothing!" With love in his heart, Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun. Xu Shu entered Cao Ying without saying a word. Zhao Yunma fell into the pit and almost lost his life. He said, "Does the Prime Minister have love for him?" Cao Cao said, "Exactly." Xu Shu said, "Why not take him in?" Cao Cao quickly gave an order: "Make the mountain shake so that the three armies can hear clearly. I want Zhao Yun alive, not Zilong dead. If one soldier and one soldier will hurt General Zhao's life, 830,000 people will fight it alone. " Hearing this, people dared not move forward and retreated. In the first battle, Zhao Yunhuai was a real dragon, and in the second battle, the victorious general was really brave, killing seven in and seven out. This is the only way to break through. Cao Cao said: "This brave general can't let go, go after him!" After catching up with Dangyang, Zhang Fei arrived and shouted, "Fourth Brother, don't panic. The family is here, it's okay! " Let go of Zhao Yun's men. Cao Cao has arrived. What he saw was not Zhao Yun, but a black-faced man. "Who is he?" Xiahou said, "This man is Zhang Fei's reckless husband." Cao Cao was taken aback. He said, "I think Guan Gong told me when he was beheading Yan Liang in Bai Mapo. He has one or three younger brothers, and he puts his head on it as if he were looking for something in a million camps. He was really brave when he saw it today. He took off the umbrella cover of a Luo Qing family and looked at the martial arts of that savage. " When Luo Qing's umbrella cover was opened, I saw Zhang Fei's leopard wearing eyes, and his face was as smooth as iron. In Zhali, he made a moustache, like a steel needle, like a wire, wearing a wrought iron helmet, and the treasure of the two dragons, embedded with eight treasures, wheels, umbrellas, lids, flowers, cans, fish, long hair and ribbons around his waist. On the bridge, he gnashed his teeth and cursed: "Listen to the truth, Cao Cao, now that your third master is here, you can attack and defend, advance and retreat, fight and fight." You are a man if you don't attack, fight, advance or retreat, argue or fight. "Call pang back; Shout twice and cross the river; Shout three times and the Dangyang Bridge will be broken. Later generations have a poem praising: "Save Zhao Yun in front of Dangyang Bridge and scare off the wily Cao Cao. His surname is Zhang, and he has been in the countryside for generations. "Can you compete with this reckless person?

After Emperor Ling of Han Dynasty, there was a man named Zhang in Zhuozhou. He is generous, bold, eight feet tall, his arms are three stops wide, his face is like iron, his eyebrows are thick and his eyes are round, and his voice is like thunder, like a galloping horse. When he was ten years old, when he was about to join the army, he happened to meet Liu Xuande and Guan Yunchang. The two hit it off at first sight and became bosom friends in Taoyuan. Since the righteousness, recruit volunteers and break the yellow turban insurrectionary. Later, Dong Zhuo, Lu Bu, Xuzhou and Yuan Shu were defeated, Runa was defeated, Liu Biao was driven away, and the soldiers stationed in Xinye took Xu Shu and Fancheng. Zhuge directly recommended Xu Yuan, and Liu Xuande took care of the cottage. Wolong came out of the mountain and bowed to the chariot, but Xiahou 100 thousand soldiers refused to swallow armor and forged hatred with Cao Cao. Cao Cao led 830,000 troops and kissed Jiangnan for revenge. Because Liu Xuande was outnumbered, he gave up his new field and went to Fancheng to fight and leave. On this day, only Zhang Fei was left in front of Changban Bridge in Dangyang County. At Zhang Fei's command, more than twenty people rode behind him, cut off branches, tied them to horse hair, galloped through the forest, stirred up dust and pretended to be suspicious soldiers. Zhang was alone, waiting for Cao Bing on the bridge. When Cao Cao led the troops to catch up, he saw Zhang Fei alone on the bridge, and the dust was flying in the Woods behind him. He suspected an ambush and dared not act rashly. Order to hold your ground. I saw Zhang Zheng's eyes wide open and shouted, "I am a king of hell." Who dares to fight me to the death? " Hearing the thunder, Cao Jun turned around and said, "Once upon a time, before Bai Mapo, I heard Guan Gong say,' Zhang Fei took a general's head from thousands of troops and horses and liked to explore things." Don't underestimate your enemy when you meet today. Before he finished, Zhang Fei shouted, "Zhang Yi, Yan, who dares to fight to the death?" Cao Cao was scared and disappointed. Zhang Fei saw Cao Jun moving in the distance. Holding a spear and drinking, he said, "What's the reason for not fighting and not retreating?" Hesheng didn't stop him, but scared General Xiahou Jie around Cao Cao to fall off his horse and die. Cao Cao took the horse away and the people came back. People are like tides, horses are like landslides, trampling on each other, and countless people are killed. Later generations have a poem praising: "Born in Nagano Bridge, after killing people, the horizontal gun immediately opened its eyes wide, which sounded like a bang on the floor, leaving only one Cao family with one million soldiers." Seeing that Cao Jun had retired, Zhang Fei was afraid to catch up. He ordered him to ride a horse with more than 20 people, carry branches of Pinus massoniana, break the slab bridge, see Liu Bei later and tell stories of the past. Liu Bei sighed, "My good brother is very brave, but it's a pity that he miscalculated. How treacherous Cao Cao is. You broke the bridge today, and he knows that you have no soldiers, and you are bound to make a comeback. Although he led a million troops, he was able to cross Jianghan. Are you afraid of breaking the bridge? " When Zhang Fei heard of the fall, he regretted it. "I am really a reckless person," he said.

Little Women

At first, in the Tang Dynasty, there was a fat beauty named Yang Mingyu. The word "Huan" is so true, because Li Mao, the son of Emperor Tang Ming, chose a concubine, and Yang Yuhuan was called into the palace. The Shouwang was overjoyed and could be accepted as a concubine. Ming Chengzu was ashamed to see the beauty of Yuhuan. He has a plump figure and a charming face, which is better than that of a harem of 3,000 ladies. He thought I was a concubine. After returning to the palace, Ming Taizu fidgeted and glanced at Gao Lishi. That Gao Lishi stayed in the palace for a long time, and he was familiar with the idea of Long Live the Grandpa. He thought that if I didn't, I would live forever. I was busy asking Long Live the Grandpa. I was so disappointed that no one cared. Ming Chengzu said, exactly. Lux smiled. The world is not a king's land. My emperor loves everyone and everything can be included in the bag. Why should he be disappointed? Ming Chengzu sighed, I love Qing, but I love human relations. If I take it by force, I won't be laughed at by the whole world. Lux said, don't worry. Long live. If someone has a plan, he can live forever. Ming Taizu quickly asked, what are you going to do? Lux said, don't you smell it? Building a plank road is a secret. Ming Chengzu nodded and said, "Good plan, you really have a pillar." . The next day, the Ming emperor claimed that Long was ill and called on Wang to help her. The king said to him, "Long live!" The murder in his early years was so severe that God punished him. Only the royal family can become a long-lived monk, and God can forgive him. Ming Taizu called the Shouwang couple to become monks for me. On the one hand, it can protect my health, on the other hand, it can be seen that your husband and wife are filial, so you can't blame them. They ordered Ren and Yuhuan to put on their robes and send them to Taoist temples to become monks. Yuhuan became a monk for three years. Three years later, Yuhuan was secularized, and the emperor did not allow Shouwang to bring Yuhuan back to the palace. From then on, Yuhuan went on strike every night, ignoring state affairs, and the world was in chaos. Later, An Lushan rebelled, and no one resisted. The emperor fled hastily to Majipo, and the soldiers mutinied, forcing Yuhuan to die. Later generations have a poem sighing: Yuhuan jade is beautiful, once Ming Di's shame is empty, Lushan Mountain is surrounded by soldiers and horses, and a mound of loess is buried. Can you compete with this fat girl?

No such person.

I was thinking, at the beginning, in Dongsheng Shenzhou, a stone was exposed in the moonlight and turned into a stone monkey. This monkey, seeking eternal life and visiting Taoism, is a disciple of Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi, Bodhi Wukong, who made his debut and returned to the mountain, called himself water curtain cave the Monkey King of Huaguoshan. He broke into the Dragon Palace, snatched the magic needle, went to the underground mansion, made a ghost sentence, and made a mess of his life and death book. Later, the jade emperor wooed him twice, went to heaven, stole the immortal fruit and elixir, and held a flat peach banquet. The Jade Emperor urgently ordered the heavenly soldiers to capture the monkeys. Wukong used means to throw out 13,800 Jin of gods to beat the immortals, beat Nezha to beat Yang Jian, beat the heavenly king to kick the mixed yuan, and killed five parties to expose the truth, six ding and six Jia. He dared not go near for 28 nights because his helmet was crooked. With the arrival of the Tathagata Buddha, Monkey Town has been under Wuxing Mountain for 500 years. Wukong was rescued by Master Sanzang 500 years later, and since then, he has protected Tang Priest from going to the West for Buddhist scriptures. Kanongji grabbed the cassock and beat the yellow robe in Wanzi Mountain, Gao Laozhuang took Bajie and Friar Sand from Liushahe, Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon grabbed the banana fan and stole ginseng fruit to beat the spider essence. Surrender to Golden Horn and Silver Horn, Baby King, Liu Er Macaque, Yellow Eyed Buddha, Nine-Yuan Spirit Saint and Hundred-Eye Demon King. Master and apprentice came to Lion Camel Ridge, a lion camel country, and met three demons: the lion king, the elephant king and the Peng king. Wukong lost to Dapeng Golden Wing Carving, so he asked the Tathagata Buddha to subdue the demon. Since the beginning of chaos, it was born in children, the earth was born in ugliness, and it was born in yin. Heaven and earth reunited and everything was born. Everything has birds and beasts, animals are as long as Kirin, and birds are as long as phoenix. That phoenix has the spirit of intercourse and is born of Dapeng. The Buddha got a bumper harvest and went to the west. Only then did the master and the apprentice get rid of the disaster and went to the Buddhist Temple for Buddhist scriptures. That Wukong, named Dou Buddha, was worshipped. Later generations have a poem: when the wind and thunder are together, there must be a pile of thin bones. Monks are fools, but they can still be cultivated, while demons are ghosts, which will cause disasters. The golden monkey made a thousand moves, and Yuyu clarified Wan Li. Today, I cheer for Sun, just because the demon fog is coming again. The Monkey King, monkey, he's not human. Can you compete with him?

Flat-haired beast

In the Spring and Autumn Period, there was an old gentleman from Gongye Chang. He was a disciple of Confucius and could understand birds singing. One day, I was idle and sitting alone in the gazebo. I saw a wild goose landing by the pool and a swallow landing above the pine tree. Xiaoyan said to the wild goose, "My dear friend, what are you doing here?" Goose only cares about drinking water by the pool and ignores it. Xiaoyan said angrily: "People speak of courtesy and righteousness first, and trees speak of branches and leaves as the source first. Why don't I pay attention to you Are you stupid and deaf? " The wild goose said, "The trees are high and cicadas are whispering, the mountains are loud and low, the water is deep and flowing far, and the nobles are late." Xiaoyan said, "What's your price? Xianger was born in the wild and grew up beside the grass. Travel in the wilderness during the day and stay on the beach at night. The neck is long, the mouth is flat, the foot is big and the body is wide, and geese and ducks are different. Isn't it the opposite! " The wild goose said, "Oh! So, what's so expensive for you? " Xiaoyan said, "Miss me, I was born in a tall building and grew up in Fengge Longtai. Look at the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, with talented women as company. Visit Hualiu Lane during the day and stay in Shana Pavilion at night. " The wild goose said, "So, do you know the three cardinal guides and the five permanent members?" Xiaoyan said, "Er ... I don't know. I want to know more. " The wild goose said, "The monarch is the minister, the father is the son, and the husband is the wife. These are three classes. The five permanent members are benevolence, righteousness, courtesy, wisdom and faith. Seeing that insects don't eat is benevolence, seeing food is righteousness, flying back and forth is courtesy, not being captured is wisdom, and going to Qiu Lai in spring is faith. My father died and my mother didn't marry. Mother died and father didn't get married. My parents died, and I was filial for three years. Unlike you, you eat grievances when you see bugs, fight grievances when you see food, run around obscenity, get caught unwisely, and come and go all the time. My father died, my mother got married, my mother died, my father got married, my parents died, I called my friends, and I lost the group. That's a real beast. " Xiaoyan shouted three times and fell dead in the tree. The geese held their heads high and spread their wings and flew away. Mr. Chang, the grandfather, felt it and wrote a poem: "Yan Chi's words are noisy, and each argues about propriety and righteousness to distinguish between fools and sages." Birds of all sizes make fools wise. Birds still know etiquette, but people are unfilial. " Looks like people are not as good as birds.

Confused person

Back then, there was nothing Yuan Shundi could do. The whole world was full of sorrow and people were miserable. In order to prevent the people from rebelling, the Prime Minister made a plan, granted permission to open the martial arts school, and lured heroes from all walks of life to Kyoto to win the "No.1 Seal" so that they could kill each other and catch the gangsters again. There is a hero in Wulin, a native of Huaiyuan, Anhui Province, who has been farming for generations and was born in poverty. He has been practicing martial arts since childhood, and his appearance is amazing. He is good at shooting with an ape arm, and his strength is unparalleled. He is Chang Yuchun, a general who fights tigers and thunders, and several people have won the first prize of martial arts in succession. The hero caught me by giving me poisonous wine. So he rebelled against the Wulin, killed the king with golden head, killed the king with silver head, picked the king with copper head with a gun and whipped the king with steel head. Twenty-seven battalions were trampled to ashes. All the heroes fled the capital and raised flags to resist. Chang Yuchun helped protect Zhu Yuanzhang, the king of the Western Wu Dynasty, and directed the soldiers of the Rebel Army to run to the capital. Along the way, they were invincible and seized the village. At this time, only Zhang Shicheng, King of Gusu, and Chen Youliang, North Hanwang can compete with Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhang Shicheng and Chen Youliang are in a good position to form an alliance and set up their children's marriage. When Zhang Ren, the Grand Highness of Gusu, crossed the river to recognize his relatives, he was bought by Liu Bowen, secretly making plans and ordering Hua Yunlong, a famous Jinling star, to pretend to be His Highness of Gusu to cross the river to recognize his relatives. When Hua Yunlong came to Jiujiang, Chen Youliang was filled with joy. Unexpectedly, he was startled by a man who was nearly sixty years old. His silver beard was exposed, his two knife-shaped eyebrows were inserted into his temples, and his eyes were delicate and clear. Wearing a handsome helmet, Zhu Ying trembled, wearing soft armor inside, a red coat outside, embroidered with python's rolled claws and teeth in the sea. Touch of green's wind sword slung under his left rib is really arrogant. This man is Marshal Jiujiang, an old general of Zhang Dingbian. Zhang Dingbian saw through the scam and made several suggestions, but Chen Youliang turned a deaf ear. He turned a deaf ear to the old general's vague judgment, vague discrimination and personal grievances. He is really a fool. Later, Chen Youliang Zhonghua Yunlong sent troops to Yushan. When Zhang Dingbian got up, he knelt in front of the horse wearing a hemp crown and a mourning staff. Sad and anxious, Chen Youliang ignored him and urged the horse to leave. When the brigade arrived at Yushan, there was a gong and the sound of killing was deafening. Most of Jiujiang's troops were killed or injured. Chen Youliang was unarmed, black and blue, and fled. He fled to Jiujiangkou, with a big river in front and pursuers behind him. "Look, the lone king died here." Before he finished, he arrived quietly and stood at the bow with his head held high. Chen Youliang stamped his chest and felt ashamed. "I regret not listening to the general. So far, the country has been ruined, and the order is in my ear. What's the lonely face like when you see an old friend again? Where is the old general confused? Obviously, I am Bai Yuzhu and Haizi Jinliang in the Northern Han Dynasty. " That's exactly what happened: Jiujiang let the soldiers go, stole the beam to change the column to show his wonders, and the boat came to save him. He is an old hero.

Individual and different

At first, Yao Mei was colorful and her eyes were heavy. Yu Wang's hands could be reversed. Zhou Wenwang had four breasts, Zhang Taigu's head was as sharp as a pen, and He Pingshu's face was as big as a melon. Liu Yaozhong has a five-foot beard, Li Laozi was pregnant for 81 years, and Confucius has a seven-hole sky, which is called the king of Ba County, and Han put his hands together.

country folk

I was thinking that when Song Taizu, Zhao Kuangyin and Chen Qiao mutinied, they wore yellow robes and laid the Great Song Dynasty with a dragon stick. Mao went to Hedong three times, and Zhou Yang, the king of fire, walked in front of the two armies, exchanging bronze hammers for jade belts, so there was love. Later, the axe shook the ground and the candle shadow shook red. Because of Taizong, Jiangshan was passed on to Zhao Guangyi, the second brother. He went down to Hedong again, skillfully used trickery and surrendered his son, who was called "invincible golden knife Yang". Eight sons pacify honor and disgrace, each showing his virtue and obeying everything. All of them can take part in the battle. Just because Ssangyong went to Golden Beach.