I hope you have a sweet dream, I mean dreaming of me.

3. Ideals are like underwear. You have to have them, but you can't prove that everyone has them.

You are the skin of a goose, the eyes of a horse, the ears of a monkey, the nose of a dog, the teeth of a rabbit and the brain of a pig.

The reason why I am not tall is probably because I have always been a mini.

6. I agreed not to cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

7. You don't have to be able to do the problem, but the rolling sound must be loud.

8. It is said that this is the state when eating: enjoy in your mouth and want to be thin in your heart.

9, there is a kind of fish, its name is Kun, Kun is big, I don't know its thousands of miles, cooking grilled fish can feed tens of thousands of people.

10, I remember this time last year, I was 600 minutes short of going to Tsinghua.

1 1. What's the feeling of success? Finally until he became blind, finally until he became blind, finally until he became blind.

12, I'm interested in losing weight, but I'm more interested in losing weight when I'm full.

13, the commentator sent RMB phone bill, Unicom, mobile and telecom are optional, don't ask me why, I'm kidding.

14, this book is particularly good, so I have been reluctant to read it.

15, don't touch the whiteboard. It's still there. Pretend to be 2.58 million.

16, if you have a good life, I am happy for you; If your life is bad, I am happy for the whole world.

17, every word you say, I silently make your bed.

18 Do you think being ugly can scare me? Oh, well, you did it. You frightened the life out of me.

19. In the past, cars and horses were slow and letters were slow. You can only love one person in your life, but you can marry many concubines.

Whether you go to school or not, the school starts there on time.

2 1, youth feeds dogs all day, have you ever thought about how dogs feel?

22, primary school fees, junior high school fees, high school fees, university fees.

23. When a relative asks me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I will ask him about the year-end bonus.

24. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

25, claiming that the baby is not a nerve or a giant baby.

26. Let's toss a coin to bet that heads are my boyfriend and tails are your girlfriend.

27. Don't think that you send text messages in class. I don't know who will giggle at your crotch.

28. I'm going to put you aside to dry and bring you back.

29. Brush your teeth with Colgate to make you have Spongebob's smile.

30. This woman is really guilty and has created a legend for the Jianghu.

3 1, I want to be an elegant lady, too, but life has forced me to be a bitch.

Even if you have been taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees.

I don't know what happened to my pen. As soon as a female classmate wears a short skirt, she keeps falling to the ground.

34. I like your worry. No wonder my stomach can't go down.

35. Before makeup, "he said he borrowed it, after makeup," he said; Beauty, have we met?

36. Why are there so few female couriers in courier companies? I'm afraid they can't help tearing up the courier while walking.

37. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, stepped on the road, suddenly looked back and looked around, and there were countless uncles and aunts.

38. If you like someone, you should express it quickly, because it is very likely that you will like another person tomorrow.

39. Groups open and close, and spaces open and close. Don't ask me what I am doing, because I don't know.

40. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

4 1, in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two, and that's all.

42. Time flies! We've known each other for a year in 355 days.

43. If your boyfriend ignores you when playing LoL, just remove the R key from his keyboard.

44. Skipping classes is a person's happiness, and attending classes is a group of people's loneliness.

45. This wind is really obscene, which makes my mouth dry.

46, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

47. Who says being short is bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare.

48, local love takes time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and no one loves traffic.

49. Every time I miss you, the picture is a mosaic.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

5 1. It's not necessarily the cleaner who is holding the broom, but it may be Harry Potter.

52. Valentine's Day is coming soon. Let's bask in our boyfriend and girlfriend together in case there is the same paragraph.

53. If I hadn't met a hairdresser who acted on my own, I would have found the other half.

54. Men and women quarrel. Men are like pistols and women are like machine guns.

55. It doesn't matter without Lori's face, but do you dare to have a man's heart?

56. If you are single all the year round, you should reflect on whether you are too strict about gender.

57. I like you so much that I want to ride the roller coaster with you and unbuckle your seat belt at the highest place.

You can scold me, but if you do, please hit my friend.

I always regard you as my best friend, so please tell me if you have no money, and I will teach you how to live a hard life.

60. I haven't been to your city, but I brushed off your questions.

6 1, as the saying goes, two heads are better than one.

62. Be nice to yourself. If you can blame others, don't blame yourself.

63. I am super sweet to find me online.

64. You look very creative. A smile made us all lose our heads.

65, you saw it right, how to say it. The pixels are relatively low.

66. As soon as others praise me, I worry that others will not praise me enough.

Just because I looked at you again in the crowd, you asked me to answer questions on the blackboard.

68. The head teacher asked me who I liked, and I said Yang Yang. As a result, he asked Yang Yang which class he was in with a serious face.

69, resist breast enhancement surgery, don't pollute the last piece of safe milk.

70. Look at those people who are getting more and more deviated, and suddenly they are infinitely looking forward to my future.

7 1, I really hope that when I receive the red envelope. It says there's another bag.

72, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, no bangs look at the facial features, I am suitable for masking.

73. Why don't you wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.

74. I hope there will be wine, meat and girls in the future, and girls will be ugly.

75. If you can't tolerate me, you are either too narrow-minded or too moral.

76. If I can meet so many sexy and beautiful fairies along the way, I will also learn from them.

77. One person will be addicted for a long time, and two people will go to bed for a long time.

78. Everyone thinks I have no friends. Actually, I really didn't.

79. The crowd looked for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still shrugged off me.

80. If the sky falls, you have to bear it first. Go home and have a meal and find a stick.

8 1, I hate myself now. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

82. Let me get this straight. If you are not my boyfriend, don't blame me for being your girlfriend.

83. The world made me black and blue, but the wound grew wings. Some people fly with them, but I use them to make soup.

84. There are no straight men in this world, only gay friends who doesn't work hard.

85. Although you are my Youlemei, the trash can is your final destination.

86. Despising teachers is the duty of being a human being, the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation and the obligation of students stipulated by law.

Please don't show up when I'm eating. I'm afraid I'll throw up in your face.

88. Why don't you say hello when rare steak and rare steak go together? Because they don't know each other.

89. The tears and sweat you shed after you got married are the water that entered your mind when you chose a husband.

90. Put a handful of candy in your pocket. If you get lost, it will take you home.

9 1, I don't have time to haggle with you, I'm still busy pretending to be cute.

92. Give me a canteen steamed bread as a fulcrum, and I can tilt the earth.