On April Fool's Day, people often organize family gatherings and decorate rooms with daffodils and daisies. The typical traditional practice is to decorate a fake environment, which can decorate the room like Christmas or New Year's Day. When the guests come, it is unique and interesting to congratulate "Merry Christmas" or "Happy New Year".
April 1 fish feast. It is also unique. Invitations to fish banquets are usually colored fish made of cardboard. The dining table is decorated in green and white. There is a fish tank and a small fishing rod in the middle. Each fishing rod is tied with a green ribbon and hung with a gift for the guests, a delicate celluloid fish or a fish basket full of candy. It goes without saying that all the dishes at the fish feast are made of fish.
There is also the custom of cooking fake dishes at April Fool's Day parties. Someone once described a typical April Fool's Day recipe: first, it was a "salad" with green peppers on the leaves of lettuce, but after uncovering the leaves, it was discovered that it was an oyster cocktail underneath; The second course is "baked potato", in fact, there are sweet bread crumbs and fresh mushrooms below; Since then, there have been roast chicken disguised with crab meat and raspberry ice cream buried under tomato salad. After dinner, guests can also take candy out of the pill box.
However, the most typical activity of April Fool's Day is that everyone plays jokes on each other and plays tricks on each other with lies. Some people tie their wallets to the street with a thin thread and pull the other end in the dark. Once someone finds a wallet, they will suddenly drag it away. Others put bricks under the broken hat in the middle of the road, waiting to see who will kick them. Children will tell their parents that there is a hole in their schoolbags or a black spot on their faces. When adults bend over to see it, they will shout "Happy April Fool's Day". Run away with a smile. In a word, on April Fool's Day, zoos and aquariums will also receive many phone calls to Mr. Yu and Mr. Cheng Leon, which often leads staff to cut off telephone lines in order to reduce trouble.
Fool 12 points.
On April Fool's Day, jokes can only be played until noon 12, which is a strict rule by convention. People who have fun after noon are more stupid than those who are teased by them. People who joke after midnight will immediately find themselves in trouble. There is a little poem that describes it like this:
April Fool's Day is past twelve o'clock.
You big fool are late.
Until April Fool's Day next year,
You will be the biggest fool.
Classic jokes over the years
199 1 year: nylon stockings was put in front of Swedish TV. 1962, TV viewers all over the world, including Swedes, are still watching black and white TV. On April Fool's Day, the only TV station in Sweden released a news report that TV technology has made a breakthrough, and viewers can watch color pictures as long as they hang a nylon stocking in front of their TV screen.
1985: Major League Baseball has a super rookie. Sports Illustrated magazine reported that there is a super rookie in Major League Baseball, and the new rookie pitcher of the New York Mets can pitch at a speed of 270 kilometers per hour ... Fans began to expect this extraordinary star, only to find that they just saw a lie.
199 1 year: Mona Lisa's frown. The Independent reported that an art group discovered an amazing secret when cleaning the famous painting Mona Lisa. After brushing away the dust in the painting, the woman who swept the world with "mysterious smile" frowned.
1992: Belgium. On April Fool's Day this year, The Times of London used a big page to report the news that Belgium would split into two. According to the newspaper, the Dutch-speaking part in northern Belgium will be merged into the Netherlands, and the French-speaking part in the south will be merged into France. This report is very serious, and it is accompanied by detailed segmentation maps. It even fooled the then British Foreign Secretary. He also said that he was going to be interviewed on TV to discuss this "important issue".
1992: Nick 1 came back loose. American Public Radio reported that former President Nick 1 who stepped down because of the "Water 1 Gate 1 Incident" has announced his comeback to compete for the presidency. The program also broadcast a "Nixon" speech, announced his comeback, and said that "nothing was missed." After the program was broadcast, the audience responded strongly and called the radio station one after another. The host told the truth: In fact, Nixon's speech was just a comedian's performance.
1993: Men and women share the telephone. Germans who are famous for their seriousness and rationality also played jokes on April Fool's Day. Sudkurier, a local German newspaper, said that a new telephone system is being introduced, and men and women will use different telephones because "women occupy the telephone for too long".
1994: There is no "surfing the Internet after drinking". PCComputing, a well-known computer magazine, published an article saying that the United States 1 Congress will pass a bill to regard online drinking as the same "non 1 law" as drunk driving. In addition, the topic of "1 sex" on the Internet is also classified as "illegal behavior".
1995: British woman 1 Wang appeared as an uncle. On April 1995, The Independent reported that a 69-year-old Welsh farmer was the illegitimate child of George V, the grandfather of Queen Elizabeth 1. In other words, he was entitled to the British throne 1. In the name of "The Queen's throne is threatened", this report describes the farmer's life story in an orderly way, and also says that the legal heir to the throne has filed a lawsuit with the local court to reclaim the inheritance right of 1 throne.
1995: The following 1 Ning remains were purchased. The Irish Times reported that Disney was discussing the purchase of Lenin's body with the Russian government of 1. According to the newspaper, Disney suggested that Lenin's body be moved from Moscow Red 1 to Disneyland in Europe for tourists to visit, and at the same time, the "column 1 Ning shirt" was sold. The newspaper also analyzed that European Disneyland can attract a large number of tourists and get out of the predicament.
1996: Jupiter discovers life. The Internet, which was still a new media, soon joined the ranks of producers of "April Fool's Day" fake news. On April 1 that year, the first news AOL users saw after logging in was that a government official revealed that life had been found on Jupiter. According to the report, the US government has mastered the evidence that Jupiter exists in 1, but kept the news secret. The CEO of AOL and the famous biologist of 1 came forward to confirm the reliability of this news. After the news went online, the number of posts reached 1300, and people called the relevant government departments to inquire about the situation.
1997: Drive away animals' cars. German BMW announced that it has developed a new type of car, which can emit ultrasonic waves to drive away animals on the road, so as to reduce and avoid 1 traffic accidents.
1998: Guinness Time replaces Greenwich Mean Time. On March 30th of that year, Guinness Beer, a famous Irish beer company, announced that it had reached an agreement with Greenwich Observatory, and it would become a sponsor of the Millennium activities of the Observatory. In exchange, from 1998 to 1999, "Jianli 1 time" will replace "Greenwich Mean Time".
1999: Britain changed to China 1 Song. BBC Radio 4 reported that the British national anthem "God Save the Queen" will be replaced by the "unified national anthem" of the European Union 1 and will be sung in German. This "Unified National Anthem" used Beethoven's music, and the BBC also broadcast a version sung by British primary school students, 1, and claimed that the sub-bureau of King Charles 1 also called the radio station to ask for the audio and video tapes of this song.
2000: Free cars. Esquire, a famous American men's magazine, introduced readers to a new car company named Freewheels, saying that the company is preparing to promote free cars to the public. The advertisements of 1 will be printed on the bodies of these cars, and the income of "free 1 wheels" will come from this.
200 1: "blue sky" is no longer. The British "Post" published a message saying that the sky is gradually becoming eclipsed, and it is no longer as blue as before. The newspaper said that this conclusion came from a five-year study. According to this study, the blue pigment in the sky decreased from 9.3% in 1996 to 6. 1% in 200 1 year.
2002: Bill? Guy 1 z unfortunately became a "fool". On April 1 this year, two 1 comedy announcers of a French radio station in Montreal, Quebec, Canada decided to find a "more difficult guy to cheat 1" to be "happy", so they called Microsoft headquarters and claimed to be the office staff of Canada 1 and asked Gates to answer Chretien. Surprisingly, Gates's assistant easily got through to the boss without verifying the identity of the other party. As a result, the two "swindlers" pretended to be Chretien and had a 10 minute telephone conversation with Gates. The topic is wild and unconstrained, from economy to WindowsXP, which is very speculative. Finally, Chretien invited Guy 1 to visit Canada when he was free, and Guy 1 accepted it gladly.
2002: 1 USD depreciated by 30%. This news was widely circulated after being broadcast by a radio station in Moscow, and it caused a sensation 1 Russia in just a few hours, because this news is undoubtedly a financial disaster for Russians who like to reserve dollars. There was a great demand for land 1 cloth these days, and the exchange rate showed a firm trend. Suddenly, it was said that the US 1 gold depreciated sharply, which frightened some traders doing import and export business. Only when I came to my senses did I realize that April 1 was April Fool's Day. That smile was really not easy.
2002: misrepresentation of alcohol restriction. Thailand's Man 1 Valley Post reported that interior minister Pracha, who spared no effort to promote healthy living, issued a new regulation restricting drinkers to buy only two glasses of wine in bars every night. When customers want wine, they must ask the waiter to stamp it. Anyone with two seals on his hand can't continue to buy wine. At the same time, the government is also considering issuing a new smart ID card, which can record the number of times people buy alcohol. When selling wine in 1, the bar must register the customer's ID card as "passing the plane" and check whether the customer exceeds the standard on the instrument.
2004: 1 British woman Wang walks her dog to buy lottery tickets. On April Fool's Day in 2004, London's Daily Mail reported the news that Queen Elizabeth took her pet dog to the lottery shop to buy lottery tickets with photos. Of course, this report was written by the editor Du 1, and the photos are also synthetic fakes. British media have a tradition of reporting fake news on April Fool's Day.
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