B: That's right. Did I choose the wrong place?
A: that's quite tasteful.
Where is the waiter?
A: Call.
B: Waiter!
C: Let's go.
Well, waiter, well ...
C: What do you want?
B: What are your specialties here?
C: Steamed buns, fried dough sticks and beans are all special.
B: Oh dear! They are all my favorite foods. Do you have coffee?
C: No.
B: There is no coffee in here ... Cafe?
A: This is very fresh.
(c smiles)
C: There is no princess in Princess Pavilion, no ants in Ant Oak, and no phoenix in Phoenix Legend! This is a name.
(b has no choice but to smile)
A: Forget it. Let's not talk about it. I think it is the same.
B: Mm-hmm.
A: (pointing up) Two cups of tofu. Add sugar, milk, mustard, mature vinegar, coriander and soy sauce, and don't put the beans aside.
C: All right.
A: OK, go down.
B: Let's go.
A: It's delicious!
How is your work recently?
Oh, you're welcome
B: Why?
A: It makes me sad to bring this up.
-Scene change.
Hello, sir.
A: Hello.
D: Excuse me, are you happy?
A: Er ... My name is not Fu, but XX.
Ah, you may have misunderstood me. I mean, are you happy at work?
A (suddenly enlighted): Oh, good, good, good. Look at my happy face, don't you know?
D: It seems that your company often holds some large-scale group activities with employees.
A (smiling all the time): Yes, that's true. That's collective overtime.
D: Huh?
-Scene change.
Gee, it seems that your company is really not so good.
How's your job?
B: It's far from your company.
Ah, tell me about it.
I just arrived in my company last year. Well, our boss likes me very much.
A: Yes.
He told me sincerely. ...
What do you say?
B: Don't look at our company. The monthly salary is not high, but you can grow rapidly in this company. This year has passed, as the boss said, my salary has not increased much, but I have grown rapidly in the company.
Get up.
Really?
B (smug): They all say I look like I'm in my fifties.
A (speechless): Oh-it's growing so fast.
Ah, yes.
A: Well, as long as your girlfriend doesn't think you are old.
Forget about my girlfriend. I'm sorry to mention my girlfriend.
-Scene change.
E: Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo.
B: What's the big deal? Compared with me, it's far from it.
E: Can you still be brave?
B: Of course. Let me tell you: by marrying you, I saved all the men in the world.
(e slaps b twice, and b rotates three times on the spot)
-Scene change.
Oh, you deserve the beating. If I were your daughter-in-law, I would also hit you.
What is wrong with me?
Beat you up. You can't look after yourself. That woman is trying to coax you. You have to put in a good word in front of her.
I didn't lie to her. I've been lying to her. It's useless
What did you say?/Sorry?
Well, that's what I said.
-Scene change.
(e one's fingers itch)
B: Don't be angry, Master Bao. (E: Hum) I love you very much. Listen, all I can think about is you.
E: I think your mind is full of rubbish!
B: Let's go! Don't insult yourself like this.
(five slaps and two slaps)
-Scene change.
A: I can't save you
B: Huh?
A: Your IQ is low.
B: Your IQ is low!
A: Huh?
B: Your IQ is low!
A: I'm ... ha, I'm in a hurry, that.
B: Your whole family has a low IQ.
Oh, really? ...
B: It's ridiculous to say that I have a low IQ.
All right, calm down.
(b sits down angrily and reacts after two seconds)
B: What is IQ?
A: I don't even know the IQ.
B: Tell me, what is IQ?
A: IQ is IQ.
B: My IQ is extremely high. How is your IQ?
A: My IQ, hehe, is definitely not high. Ha ha.
B: Hehe. I can see that.
A: I was defeated, too.
-Scene change.
Himself (pretending to be a rooster): Goo goo, hehe, look what I jump like.
Well, let me think about it. Alas, it's like an ostrich!
Himself (pushing armor): Fuck you, I'll give you another chance.
Oh, you dance very well.
Himself (pretending to be a big bird flying around): Like what! ?
A: I miss the black swan!
Yourself (angry): Last chance!
A: I'm going to have a good look this time.
(I have turned my hand around)
A: You can't go wrong this time. You look like a washing machine.
(I photographed my armor three times)
-Scene change.
B: Gee, your IQ is not high either.
A: No, it's not a question of IQ. The point is that sometimes when you talk to a woman, she doesn't understand. Like that time.
-Scene change.
(Party A and Party B are walking in the street)
(Feed yourself popcorn): Here, have one.
G: ok, you can have some, too.
A (I suddenly choked after eating a popcorn): Ahem ... Uh-huh. ...
J (jumping out): Hey, it's really like it! Are you imitating the voice of QQ plus friends?
A: Ahem … I choked, clap my hands … clap your hands.
G: Pat? I see. I see. Ha ha. (takes out the phone in the bag) Come on, smile. (Ahem ...) Eggplant.
A: I'm choking. I told you to pat me on the back!
G: Huh?
-Scene change.
Look, how can we communicate here?
B: It seems that you two really can't communicate.
A (angry): Huh? You two did it, didn't you
B: meatballs.
A: I really can't communicate. Haha-
A: Oh, you said the waiter said for a long time that he didn't know where he had gone.
B: Hey, waiter, waiter!
C: Let's go.
Ouch, we are all thirsty.
Oh, my God, my throat is smoking.
C (takes out a cup to A): Your tofu with milk and mustard, aged vinegar and coriander, without tofu, this is what you want.
B (to A): Try it first.
A: ok, try it first. (spits it out, then says to C) You are not new here. Ah, it smells strange.
B: Yes, this one is fresh, and it doesn't taste much better.
Who said that? The cup I drank yesterday was still fresh.
No way, you drank this cup yesterday.
(a) Shouts to go to the toilet while clutching his stomach)
Wait! (Step down)