The method of sending the clicked full text to WeChat Moments is as follows: long press the small camera button to send to Moments, enter the text input box, enter the first sentence, press Enter + Space + Enter + Space + Return Repeat Car + Space 8 or 9 times before entering the second sentence, and it's OK! Below is a selection of some very interesting WeChat jokes: 1. I always thought I liked women, but today I discovered that what I [click for full text] only likes are beautiful women. 2. Teach you a trick on how to make your dad happy [Click for full text] Silly boy, when you click on it, I will already be very happy. 3. There is only one way to trick me into sleeping with me [Click for full text] Why the hell did you open it? I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to sleep with me. 4. Three boys pursued a girl at the same time. The girl said: You travel all over the world and I will choose again. The first boy went to Europe, the second boy went to America, and the third boy walked around the girl and said: You are my world! The girl was very moved [click for full text] and shed tears and chose the richest one among them. 5. I have to work hard to make money after graduation, otherwise, others will say [click for full text] that person is nothing but beautiful. 6. Obviously I can rely on my reputation to make a living, but I have to work hard [Click for full text] This is the gap between me and Mingming. 7. Do you have any friends who know about sports cars? Please recommend a sports car worth 4 million to 8 million. It needs to have good performance, fast starting, high horsepower, high comfort, and a stylish and generous appearance. It would be better if it is a limited edition [Click Full text] I used it as my phone wallpaper. 8. It was the first time I saw such a beautiful person. I just wanted to go up and ask for WeChat [click for full text] but it turned out to be a mirror. 9. I was drinking with friends at a food stall, and suddenly I remembered that my wife was still hungry at home, so I slapped myself in an instant [Click for full text] How can you be distracted by drinking, come on, let’s do it! 10. The most important thing in this life is pursuit and persistence. I worked hard all the way from nothing to 200,000, then to 3 million, and then from 5 million to more than 12 million. In fact, what I want to tell you is [Click for full text] The higher the pixels of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken. 11. When I was a child, I thought that everyone in the world liked me. When I grew up, I realized that [click for full text] it turned out to be the entire universe. 12. Don’t think that if you are rich and handsome, your life will be smooth sailing and have no regrets. Daniel Wu is 41 years old this year [Click for full text] He still doesn’t have my WeChat account. 13. When you are short of money, the ones who can give out 500 are your colleagues, the ones who can give out 2,000 are relatives, the ones who can give out 5,000 are brothers and sisters, the ones who can give out 50,000 are your parents, but the only ones who can give out 200,000, 500,000 or even 1 million, only me! [Click for full text] This is the most touching loan shark advertisement I have ever heard. 14. I have encountered a problem and would like to ask everyone for advice. There are two girls now. A is very nice to me, very considerate and considerate, but she is ugly, flat-chested, and has no money. B is very beautiful, has a good figure, and a good family background, but he is hot and cold to me. This question has troubled me for a long time, so I would like to ask everyone [click for full text] How should I reject the ugly one? 15. I am usually a good-tempered person, but if someone touches my bottom line, then I [click for full text] will lower my bottom line. 16. Just because I glanced at you in the crowd [click for full text], you thought I wanted to ride on your motorcycle. 17. I remember that when I first joined the company, the code I wrote was messy, full of errors and bugs. Not only did the project manager scold me, but other colleagues also complained about me. Later, after being introduced by a friend, I signed up for a training class. After one month of hard study, my hard work finally paid off [Click for full text] They couldn’t even scold me. 18. The little match seller polished the last match [click for full text] but ultimately did not light the cigarette in her mouth. 19. Xiao Ming encountered a ferocious savage in the wild [Click for full text] Now he has joined KFC for luxury lunch. 20. As long as you are my friend from now on, if you have no money, just tell me [click for full text] and I will tell you how I spent my days without money. 21. If you like someone, be brave enough to confess it [Click for full text] Maybe you can also know what size you are. 22. Some people say that I am handsome. I would like to thank my parents here. If they [click for full text] had not given me a pair of good hands, would I have been able to make myself look so handsome? 23. Seeing that the pervert was about to succeed, I suddenly took out a bottle of concentrated sulfuric acid and poured it on [click for full text] girl’s face to save her. 24. My classmates who are coming to play with me during the summer vacation will have food and accommodation included, but they have to send me a message in advance. [Click for full text] I want to turn off my phone! 25. Today someone said I was ugly. I didn’t say anything and immediately paid for him [click for full text] to buy him a guide dog! 26. I really envy you who show affection in the circle of friends. After all [click for full text] Peng Yuyan and I cannot be made public. 27. The first half of the single life is finally over [Click for full text] Now the second half of the single life begins. 28. Why should we quarrel? [Click for full text] We can’t just sit down and stab each other calmly. 29. The typhoon is coming, please take care of your boyfriend [click for full text] If it hits my house, I won’t return it anyway! 30. Faced with the vicious gangster Old Man Wang, he was calm and fearless in the face of danger [click for full text] and farted loudly.

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1. Today I saw a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street. I couldn't help but think of myself in middle school. Back then, I also watched a pair of middle school students holding hands on the street.

2. I am unlucky to meet you at my most beautiful age!

3. If you tell me I'm fat again, do you know how skinny I was when I was at my skinniest? It will scare you to death if you tell me that it weighs a little more than six pounds, my mother told me!

4. Recently I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. I would like to ask you to recommend any good boyfriends.

5. If you don't cherish me now, let me tell you, after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

6. Looking back on the past few years, I have tasted all the luxury. I have tasted the bitterness and hardship of society. From the beginning, I had nothing to 300,000, from 300,000 to 2 million, from 2 million to more than 10 million. This is not to show off, I am just I want to tell my friends through my own experience that the higher the pixels of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken

7. I was walking alone at night, it was very dark around me, and I was so handsome, so I was so scared and afraid that others wouldn't see me.

8. The teacher said: Students, don’t fall in love prematurely. What you are talking about now will be other people’s wives in the future. As soon as I heard, holy shit, someone else’s wife, it’s exciting to think about it.

9. Someone said I was ugly today, and I cried immediately. What a good person, who became blind at a young age.

10. I ran into a female junior high school classmate in the restaurant, but she didn’t remember me, so I reminded her: Do you still remember the boy in junior high school who was punished for kissing you in the woods? She blushed and said excitedly: "Are you the one at that time?" I smiled ashamedly: "Yes, I was the one who snitched!"

11. You said you were always behind me, so did you pick up the money I dropped last time?

12. What is the most humble thing you have ever said in order to keep the other person? Forget it, come back, eighty or eighty, I will bring you one thing.

13. Xiao Ming made a mistake at school, and the teacher asked him to call his parents. Xiao Ming said, "My parents are not at home, can my uncle do it?" The teacher said: OK. The next day, Xiao Ming ran to school with his uncle, who had just turned one year old, on his back.

14. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

15. It turns out that when one or two people said I wasn't handsome, I didn't take it seriously, thinking they were just teasing me. Later, almost everyone said I wasn't handsome, and then I really realized the seriousness of the situation. There are really more and more liars nowadays!

16. You got up so early, must be to see my new updates, right?

17. I look so good-looking. First of all, I want to thank my parents. If they hadn't given me a pair of good hands, would I have been able to make myself look so beautiful?

18. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your figure, some people like your personality, but I am different - I don't like you!

19. Do you have any good-looking watches to recommend? The kind that costs about 10 yuan or less than 100,000 yuan

20. Yesterday, the goddess sent me a text message saying that there was no one at my house tonight, so I went to her house and knocked on the door for an hour, and sure enough, no one was there.

21. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I am going to give an example, but it is not.

22. When the typhoon comes, please watch out for your girlfriend, because if it blows into my arms, I will not return it.

23. If you scold me, it means you don't understand me, because those who know me want to beat me!

24. Three boys pursued a girl at the same time. The girl said: I will choose after you travel all over the world. The first boy went to Europe, the second boy went to America, and the third boy walked around the girl and said: You are my world! The girl was so moved that she shed tears and chose the richest among them.

25. The most beautiful thing is not on rainy days but on me!

26. Many people get tired of playing and say to find an honest man to get married. Did we honest people dig your ancestral graves in your last life? You must suffer this kind of retribution!

27. It is said that as long as you stand in the mirror and shout three times at 12 o'clock in the morning on the night of Ghost Festival, your mother will come out and beat you.

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1. Listening to a group of men at work talking about private money, everyone was lamenting that their wives would find out no matter what; Angkor opposite me said calmly: I deposit all my money in the bank. Everyone asked: What about the passbook or card? Angkor smiled honestly: Burn it. When you need to use it, bring your ID card to get it replaced.

2. When I boiled water this morning, my mother asked me to put it in a thermos. While carrying a pot of boiling water, I saw a dead fly land on my foot. In a moment of stupidity, I gently took boiling water and tried to scald it to death. Now it is lying on the bed dragging a useless leg.

3. Normally, I don’t ask my husband to do housework, not because I feel bad, but mainly because it is too cumbersome. For example, tell him: Husband, go and wash the grapes! He will first ask: How much should be washed? Do you want to soak them? Then ask: Which bottle of detergent to use? Then he will ask: The green bottle you mentioned is used up. , are there any new ones? Finally, I asked: Where are the grapes? I don’t have to bother explaining, I’ve already washed them.

4. Two mountaineers climbed to the top of Mount Everest. One person said: I am going to put my American flag on the top of the mountain. It has taken me a lifetime. Give me the flag. Another person said: What? Give you the national flag? I thought you brought it!

5. Once I went to take a bath, and when I was taking a bath, I said to the master who was taking the bath, Master , I'm a little dirty. I've been busy recently and haven't showered in a while. The master said righteously and solemnly, this is nothing. I have been doing bathing for so many years, and I have never seen so many things. After rubbing it for a while, the master felt hurt and said, "Young man, you've gone too far."

6. My daughter-in-law asked me yesterday: If I fight with someone and the enemy sends you a beautiful woman to turn you against me, what will you do? I quickly waved my fist to show my loyalty: I promise to make sure that the enemy will never come back. !

7. My wife called me today and said: Dear, your QQ has a virus, I will help you clean it up. I hesitated for a long time, thinking, QQ has been upgraded, why does it still have this function, so I asked her: How do you clean up the virus? My wife replied: Hey, I cleaned it up manually. Today, when I logged into my QQ, I found that I was missing thirty QQ girlfriends, and I burst into tears...

8. One day, there was a call from the police station, and the man on the other side of the phone shouted for help. , and then the call was disconnected. The phone stopped when the police called again, so the police hurriedly charged 20 yuan. When they called again, the man sighed and said: It's okay!

9. The feeling at home when the wife goes to jail When visiting my husband, I asked: My dear, how are you doing here? It’s just like at home, you’re not allowed to go anywhere, and the food is terrible!

10. The banana fan was picked by Taishang Laojun , but in the hands of Princess Iron Fan; the Bull Demon King doesn't know Samadhi True Fire at all, but Red Boy is born with it. . . The connotation of this is really thought-provoking! Is there any?!

Full text of funny jokes in the circle of friends (classic)

1. I went to the cinema to watch "Painted Skin 2", and it was said that Fei Xiang was nine Tai Hanhu froze his arms. A man next door gloated: You are a fire in winter

2. If you press ctrl+alt+del to pop up the task manager, you can glance at all the processes from top to bottom. You know them all, know what they do, and know the consequences of turning them off, and you can clearly know the current state of the computer from the CPU and memory occupied numbers, then you should not have a girlfriend.

3. Dating is prohibited in school, but two students in our class still secretly had a relationship. After the class teacher discovered it, they called their parents. The head teacher originally wanted parents to talk about their children. As a result, the parents chatted and found that the family situation of the other party was not bad, so they got engaged.

4. Teach you how to write Wong Kar-wai style lines in 5 seconds, which is an event + a tongue twister + a boring time event. For example, three days, six hours and eight minutes after the car accident, I went to eat a cone again, but this time, I didn’t ask for taro flavor.

5. I ate in the canteen at noon today and played with my mobile phone while eating. At this time, a beautiful woman who couldn't find an empty table sat across from me. Suddenly, I became nervous. But in order not to lose my composure, I pretended to be calm. I wanted to take a bite of the meal politely, but when I got excited, I put the phone in my mouth.

6. When the lights were turned off at night, the director would kick in the door and come in, saying, "Why don't you turn off the lights?" Then we turned off the lights. One day the bell rang, and the director broke in again. Before he could speak, a roommate said: Director, you are here. I have been waiting for you for a long time, and then turned off the lights.

7. A female colleague in the office couldn't argue with her male colleague, so she picked up perfume and sprayed her clothes violently, and then said with a smile: Tonight, wait for your wife to fight you to the death!

< p> 8. When I was in college, sometimes I really didn’t want to eat the food in the cafeteria, so I went to the food street outside the school. There were roast duck, roast chicken and other delicious foods. After a big increase, I went back to the school cafeteria to buy two steamed buns and half a meal.

9. When a woman complains, a man should never suggest a solution, just agree with her. Example: The traffic jam is so annoying! Why not take another route? Wrong. I said I should go out early! Big mistake. I'll drive next time. Very wrong. Yeah, it's really annoying. right. Yes, it’s really annoying. Let’s go eat something delicious later! That’s right. Yes, it's really annoying. Let's go eat delicious food and buy you clothes later. That’s right!

10. I have a husky at home. When I was feeding it dog food today, out of curiosity, I picked up a piece and tasted it. Unexpectedly, the husky looked at me affectionately. Finally, he silently moved his body and made room for me by the rice bowl.

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1. One day, four masters and disciples of Tang Monk came to Pansi Cave and saw seven beauties taking a bath in the pool. Jie is so greedy that his mouth is drooling: Seven Fairies. Tang Seng just glanced at it and immediately put his hands together: monster. Wukong said: I admire them, these seven people are monsters, but how can the master know that they are not seven fairies without having sharp eyes? Tang Monk smiled: One of the seven fairies married Dong Yong, how can there be seven people taking a bath?

2. It is said that the actual appearance of a girl = 30% of the beauty of everyone’s avatar. Boy's handsomeness = everyone's avatar effect +30%.

3. I rent a house alone. After taking a shower at 10 o'clock last night, I lay on the bed and sent messages to my girlfriend as usual. After sending a message, I was too sleepy. I lay there for a while. When I woke up, I found that it was already 12 o'clock. There were several messages from her on my phone. They were just asking why she didn’t reply, were she asleep, etc. So I had a short circuit in my mind and sent a message back: He has fallen asleep... As a result, my girlfriend’s cell phone has been turned off until today...

4. Robbery! With a sentence that was not very standard in Mandarin, the plane suddenly became excited. Those who were eating, chatting, and sleeping all had their eyes lit up as if they heard a charge, and looked excitedly towards the source of the sound. As soon as a boy with a flat head raised half a glass of transparent liquid, he was pinned down by everyone. Half an hour later, the young man woke up from his coma, looked at the solemn female flight attendant in front of him, and finally cried and said: Sister, add a glass of water!

5. Find a girlfriend You need to check her Taobao level first. Those with only one or two red stars are the best. Those with diamonds must be thought twice before buying.

6. On a spring night, a girl knocked on the door of her house. I asked her who she was, and she shook her head and started to take off her clothes... After that, she came on time every Wednesday without saying a word. I called her Wednesday girl. One month later, the girl finally spoke on Wednesday: Director Feng, can you give me a role? I pointed to the floor and said: Director Feng’s home is downstairs, dear!

7. Mother criticized her son: I won’t Got it, how can you do so many stupid things in one day!. The son answered confidently: Because I got up early.

8. A colleague got under the table and screamed after a while: It’s over, I pressed the wrong button. I pressed the main switch of all computer power strips! Everyone was surprised: But our computers were still on. Wait?! The bitter voice of a colleague came from under the table: Before I even raised my hand, the whole office was silent for two seconds!! Shut down!! Shut down quickly!!! Save!! Hold on, hold on!! !

9. My daughter is two years old and pees before going to bed at night. Me: Daughter, would you like to pee? Daughter: No. Me: Be good, just let it go, otherwise you will wet the bed, catch a cold, and then you will catch a cold, and then you will have to take medicine and injections. Daughter: No. When the struggle entered a stalemate, my wife came over, rolled her eyes at me, and said in one sentence: I will take a photo of you when you wet the bed and post it online. Daughter: I want to pee! The Internet is powerful.

10. A colleague in the company got divorced because he found his wife cheating on him after returning home from a 20-day business trip. I asked him how he found out. He said: Through condoms. I asked: What, there are missing condoms? No, there were 9 condoms left when I left, and there were still 9 when I came back. What's going on? I don't understand. When I left, I was James Bond, and when I came back, I became Durex. Click to open the full text of WeChat's funny talk, and expand the full text of QQ Space's talk

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1. If you quarrel with your boyfriend, don't rush to blame him. Instead, first reflect on yourself and think about how to blame it on him if you are really wrong.

2. I treat you all as friends, but what about you? Everyone regards me as a hero/goddess.

3. Many people get tired of playing and say to find an honest man to get married. Did we honest people dig up your family's ancestral graves in our last life? To suffer such retribution!

4. One hundred days after breaking up, the boy sent a message to the girl: I will wait for you in the old place. Later, the girl spent an afternoon enjoying the wind in Beihai, and the boy stayed in the hotel for three days.

5. If you give me a gift for Christmas, I will tell you my delivery address!

6. There was a heavy rain here a few days ago and the house was flooded. I was scared to death. Fortunately, my wife saved my life. If she hadn't been full of air then, I would have been dead.

7. I hope everyone will not be a stingy person, because the door will be broken.

8. I always thought that I would not have children before I was thirty, until my son clicked on the full article. Although he clicked to close it and did not comment or like it, I knew that you existed.

9. Anyone want to drink? Now! If you want to go, you can go. Young people should do what they want to do while they are young. I will go to bed first. Good night.

10. I encountered a problem and wanted to ask everyone for help. There are two girls now. A is very nice to me, very considerate and considerate, but she is ugly, flat-chested, and has no money. B is very beautiful, has a good figure, and has a good family background, but he is hot and cold to me. This question has troubled me for a long time, so I would like to ask everyone how should I reject the ugly one?

11. When I was a child, I thought money could buy love, family ties, and friendship. But when I grew up, I realized that I didn’t have that much money!

12． No matter what you become, I will love you the new version of RMB

13. Yesterday the goddess sent me a text message saying: There is no one at my house tonight. So, I went to her house and knocked on the door for an hour, and sure enough, no one was there!

14. If you were willing to peel off my heart layer by layer you would go to jail I tell you.

15. In the past, although I had no money, I was happy every day. But now it’s different. Not only do I have no money, I’m not happy, I’m hot, I’m fat, I’m black...

16. Health Tips: How to avoid nausea and retching when brushing your teeth. Please stop brushing your teeth in front of the mirror!

17. Every time after playing on the court, a woman would come over to chat with me and take the water bottle away without asking my aunt.

18. Money nowadays is really not money anymore. More than ten years ago, one yuan could buy two packs of instant noodles, five ham sausages and a roll of toilet paper. But now it is no longer possible because of surveillance.

19. I must lose ten pounds this month, and I am posting this in this circle of friends to prove it! If I lose less than ten pounds, I will delete this circle of friends and post again next month.

20. In the past, you would often encounter people on the street who secretly asked you if you wanted a mobile phone. Now it is even more terrifying, and they will directly sell you human organs! Today I met a woman on the street who asked me loudly if I wanted to be shameless?

21. High school students should not lament that as soon as they graduate, the class will probably not be together. Let me tell you that in college, it is not possible to get together in class.

22. Today you are ignoring me. Tomorrow it will be cloudy with showers, and the temperature will be 28~32℃.

23. After drinking, don’t talk nonsense, don’t cry, don’t make trouble, don’t brag, don’t make random phone calls, and don’t send random WeChat messages. If you can do these five things, your drink will be in vain!

24. The person you like just confessed your love to us, let us congratulate you just now! !

25. What should I do if my boyfriend is angry? Put your arms around his neck, sit on his lap, wrap your legs around his waist, look into his eyes while touching his sensitive parts, then hold him tightly and breathe into his ear, Whisper words of love, then kiss him from the base of his ears to his cheeks, and then all the way down to his Adam's apple, and then you will be fucked to death, I tell you!

26. I will never forget the first words that China’s richest man, Jack Ma, said to me: “I don’t know you.”

27. I remember that when I first joined the company, the code I wrote was messy, full of errors and bugs. Not only did the project manager scold me, but other colleagues also complained to me constantly. Later, after being introduced by a friend, I signed up for a training class. After a month of hard study, my hard work finally paid off, and now they can't even scold me.

28. When I was a kid, I thought the whole world loved me, but when I grew up, I realized it was the whole universe.

29. In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I regret it very much, because at that time I really wanted to strangle you to death.

30. Why do so many people on WeChat start calling themselves babies recently? How old are you? Are you still shameless? The baby is only mine, okay!

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