Classic joke: horror park On Sunday, Lan Ling, a junior one female student, was invited to visit Donghu Park with her classmate Merlin. Two people happily bought a garden ticket and came to the park. They have been here several times before, but they haven't been here for a long time now. Merlin is a good friend of Lanling. She found LanLing depressed recently, and wanted to accompany her for fun. They wandered around the park for a while and found that many parks in the park were empty before. There are signs on the roadside of the park, with names such as Ghost Pool, Liaozhai Palace, Paradise Road and Regional Gate. It gives a brief introduction to various venues, which is very attractive. Nevertheless, not many people come here to visit the park. Lanling and Meilin think it's better this way, so as not to make any noise.
Before they came to Paradise Road, they asked about the tickets. Oh, the price is quite high. Lan Ling said to Merlin: Forget it, tickets are so expensive. Merlin thought for a moment and replied, well, since I'm here, let's have a good time. How about I pay? Go and play there. Seeing that Lan Ling didn't answer, Merlin asked with a smile: What about the "regional gate" and see what's new in it? Lan Ling asked Merlin, Aren't you afraid? Merlin said, hi! What are you afraid of? It's all fake. Just watch and play. All right, Lanling replied. So, the two came to the "regional gate" tourist area located in the depths of the forest.
This is an old building about two stories high. It used to be a small movie screening hall, but later it was changed into a game hall. Now it has been redecorated and designed, and it has become today's "regional door". When they stood in front of the hell, they saw that the opposite wall was painted black and gray, and the entrance was designed strangely and wrongly. "Hell's Gate" is not written on the wall, but on the slope in front of the door. It's just that this design, although it's daytime, makes people feel gloomy and terrible.
Merlin bought two tickets and walked to the door with Lan Ling. They walked up the steps. At this moment, a man came out from the inside. Lanling noticed that the middle-aged man looked a little abnormal, and the other party gave her a look. Strange eyes puzzled her. The man paused for a moment and then walked away. LanLing can't help but slow down. Merlin didn't pay attention to the man. When she saw Lanling pause, she thought she was timid and said, What's the matter, Lanling, let's go. She took Lan Ling's arm and walked into the grotesque "death gate" together.
After entering the inside, there is a slope in front. After going down the slope, the surrounding lights became dim. Dummies with huge teeth and fangs appeared on both sides. They were next to each other and walked slowly into the depths. They think everything inside is gloomy, just like going to hell. Although the environment is fictional, they all feel very nervous because there are few tourists.
They wandered around for a while, feeling as if they had come to an end. Just then, a fake stone gate appeared in front of them, and I saw the words "the temple of death" written on the door. Lan Ling asked Merlin: Are we going to meet that horrible ghost soon? Merlin sighed and replied, that sounds a bit awkward! Lan Ling asked with a smile, are you still going in? Merlin said: of course, what are you afraid of! Let's go.
Lan Ling followed Merlin carefully into the "underworld". The layout of the guests inside was quite complicated, and no other tourists were seen. There are high and low steps and ancient barriers. Not only the lighting is dim, but also the lighting equipment is hidden or disguised, so it is difficult for tourists to judge the position of the light source. Therefore, it highlights the mystery inside!
Two people took a few steps around a screen, opposite is a statue of a terrifying, dim light, terrifying is sitting in a chair, with a grimace of a grin on his face, two eyes like looking at them. Lan Ling looked down and couldn't help exclaiming: Ah! Look-Merlin looked down Lanling's eyes and saw a man lying on the ground in front of him. Looking at it carefully, he couldn't help but blurt out: Oh! That's a dummy! Look at you scared. Lanling breathed a sigh of relief and said, who knocked it down? Merlin made no answer and walked slowly forward. Lan Ling followed Merlin closely, and they got closer and closer to the dummy on the ground. Suddenly, Lan Ling stepped back and exclaimed, Oh! He is moving! Merlin looked at the dummy on the ground carefully and said, no, don't be surprised. Chad, what's the dummy moving? At this moment, Merlin saw Lan Ling's eyes straight, and then said to her, You are so timid! Lan Ling said softly: Forget it, let's go out. Stop playing? Merlin said, ok, then, she took Lan Ling's hand and went out. Lanling followed her closely. It seems that Lanling was really scared, because she felt Lanling's hands sweating and shaking. Walking, Merlin suddenly stopped and bent down. What happened? LanLing asked in horror. In the dark, she saw Merlin pick up something from the ground. Merlin straightened up and handed it to her and said, look. Lanling subconsciously took it and looked like a pocket watch. She said, who lost it? Maybe, let's go, said Merlin. We will give it to the doorman. Soon they walked out of the' ghost gate' together.
As soon as they came out, they saw the doorman yelling at a man. The man Lanling saw was the suspicious man they saw when they came in. Then I heard the man say that I did lose something in it. Let me look inside. The doorman said confidently, I remember you there. You can't go in without a ticket. Seeing that the man was about to lose his temper, Merlin hurried forward and asked politely, Uncle, what did you lose? The man looked at her and said, hmm ~ very expensive pocket watch. Have you seen it? Merlin stretched out his hand and said to Lanling, Give it to me. Lan Ling realized that her hand was clutching her watch tightly because of nervousness. Merlin took the watch, handed it to the man and asked, Really? The man looked at it and quickly replied: Yes, this is it, thank you! I was so worried, the man took it and said, Great, thank you so much! Merlin said, Oh, you're welcome! Say that finish pulling LanLing then goes to the park gate. Out of the park gate, LanLing inadvertently suddenly found that the man was not far behind them just now, and she really wanted to follow them, and her mood was tense. What happened? Merlin asked Lan Ling after seeing it. I ~ ~ ~ Lan Ling stammered, her eyes began to go straight, and she stared at the corner not far away, tongue-tied. Merlin asked, what's wrong with you? Lan Ling raised her arm slightly, pointed to the corner and said, There is a dummy on the ground! It's the one in hell's gate. Merlin took one look and said,No. At this moment, she saw that Lanling was pale and unstable. Merlin quickly held Lanling. Then a car stopped in front of them, and the people inside leaned out and asked Merlin, what's the matter? Merlin saw that it was the man who had just lost his watch and said, She has old habits again. The man said, I'll take her to the hospital and help her get on the bus. Merlin opened the back door, and Lanling got into the man's car with her in a daze. In the car, LanLing felt a headache. She thought she was taking her home, so she closed her eyes and hugged Merlin tightly. At this time, Merlin still felt Lanling twitching, so he comforted: Relax, it's all right.
After a while, Lanling felt that the car had stopped. She slowly opened her eyes. When she saw the outside of the car, it was a strange courtyard. She couldn't help asking: where is this? The driver replied, this is my clinic. I am a doctor. I want to check it for you. Check! Lanling panicked, and she asked hesitantly, What's the investigation? I won't check, merlin. Please take me away. Merlin said to her, I have been to this clinic, too. If you feel uncomfortable, let him show it to you. Then she helped Lan Ling out of the car, and so did the man who claimed to be a doctor. Lan Ling asked Merlin, do you know him? Merlin replied, I remember. He treated me. The man walked and said, come with me. Merlin took Lan Ling's arm and said, Trust me, let's go. Lanling reluctantly followed Merlin and followed the man into the house. After entering the room, the man said to them, sit down and wait for me. It'll be ready in a minute. Then he went into another room.
Lan Ling and Merlin sat together and felt very nervous. She asked Merlin, is he really a doctor? Did you really see a doctor? Merlin said: indeed, he is a doctor with superb medical skills. Lanling said, but I don't have much money on me. It is said that it costs a lot of money to get an expert to see a doctor. And it's an old problem for me, and no one can see it well. Merlin said to her, no, we helped him, too. Besides, you can rest assured that I have money. Just then, the man shouted from the back room, come in. Lanling followed Merlin into the back room. Lan Ling saw a strange instrument in the room. The man sat her in front of the instrument, and then slowly pushed a cover over her head. When Lan Ling saw it, he suddenly exclaimed: No! I'm not sick! I didn't check! She screamed and tried to stand up. The man gently pressed her and said, don't be nervous. This is just an advanced medical scanner. Please rest assured that it won't do you any harm, and it will only take a few minutes to finish. Please sit down. After that, the man moved the lid to Lanling's head. Although Lanling is very nervous, she is still very cooperative. She closed her eyes and thought, let nature take its course. However, the man insisted that she open her eyes and began to examine her. A few minutes later, the man sighed and said, all right, Merlin, you take her to the outer room and wait. Then he went to the table. Lan Ling followed Merlin outside. She was surprised that the doctor knew Merlin's name. But LanLing said nothing. In this way, after a long time, the man came out with a diagnosis in his hand and said to Lan Ling, you are really sick. Hearing this, Lan Ling became nervous and her face suddenly turned red. The man added, however, this is not a psychological disorder, let alone a mental illness, but an optical illusion caused by your optic neuropathy. Although this disease is strange, it can be cured as long as it is diagnosed. The reason why you have this illusion in recent years is not only because you are timid, but also because your optic nerve is abnormal, which makes it impossible for you to erase the visual illusion of the scenes you have seen and the scenes you think are terrible. For a person with normal optic nerve, even if he sees a terrible scene, this symptom will not appear. I heard that you saw a doctor before because of hallucination and were diagnosed as mental illness by the doctor. This kind of misdiagnosis not only failed to cure your illness, but added a painful psychological burden to the patients, and even suspected that you really had mental illness. Lanling listened, tears streaming from her eyes. The man handed the diagnosis to Lanling. Lan Ling took the medical certificate and asked excitedly, Doctor, how do you know my condition? The man replied, My name is Mei, and I'm Merlin's uncle. Merlin told me everything about you. Ah ~ ~ ~ Lan Ling looked at Merlin in surprise and asked, Is he your uncle? You arranged all this, right? Mei Lin nodded and said to her, yes, my uncle is a medical professor. He questioned your situation and asked me to help him diagnose you. Lan Ling wiped her tears and asked: Then why do you have to let me go to the park, knowing that going to the gate of hell is terrible and knowing that I am timid, but also letting me go in to be stimulated? At this time, Dr. Mei said: Some diseases need to be diagnosed easily when the patient is sick. Do you remember? The watch that Merlin found in the park was actually given to her by me in advance. It is not a watch at all, but a special microcomputer, which can record all kinds of information of human body, including heart rate, blood pressure, sweat analysis, brain waves and so on. In this way, when you are sick, I will give you this instrument, which will record all kinds of information about the human body at that time, which is also one of the necessary materials for my diagnosis. All right, now I'll take you home. Lanling looked at Dr. Mei, too excited to know what to say. In recent years, her illness has been bothering her, and the doctor misdiagnosed her, which made her psychological burden too heavy and her school performance dropped. Parents thought their daughter was mentally ill. Lan Ling also suspected that there was something wrong with her brain. Some students secretly said that she was mentally ill, which brought her great extra pain. Now Dr. Mei has finally given her a scientific account of her illness and promised to cure her. Lanling was deeply moved. She lay on the shoulder of her good classmate Merlin, and could not help but shed tears again.
Classic joke: the Monkey King's professional title evaluation report;
I am the Monkey King, also known as Sun Walker, male, unmarried. A native of Aolaizhou in the East China Sea, he was born in poverty. I lived in Huaguoshan before joining the work, which was recommended by Taibai Venus. Organizationally, he was entrusted with the positions of "Bi" and "Director of Flat Peach Garden", responsible for the work of getting on the horse and flat peach garden. However, at that time, due to serious personal heroism and blind self-worship, he never put himself in a correct position, claiming to be the "Great Sage of the Monkey", destroying the worse heaven, disrupting the Flat Peach Party, kicking down the blast furnace, insulting the leadership authority, and posing a threat to the property of the Heavenly Palace and people's lives. When the heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals were ordered to crusade and help educate me, they didn't think about repentance. Instead, they went further and further on the wrong road and failed to live up to the concern and love of the organization.
Later, the Tathagata made me understand the truth that "there are days behind the scenes, there are people outside" and sentenced me to 500 years in prison. In these 500 years, I have thought and regretted my wrong behavior, and I am determined to wash my past with practical actions.
Master Xuanzang in the Tang Dynasty did not discriminate against me because I had a "criminal record". He took in my lost youth, gave me a second life, and appointed me as his chief disciple to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west, so that I could go to many countries and visit with him. On the way to learn from the scriptures, I was strict with myself as a "big disciple", and I respected teachers and paid great attention to Taoism, especially helping backward people, such as lustful and greedy Comrade Zhu Bajie. He charged first, enjoyed last, worked hard and was selfless and fearless. After eighty-one difficulties, he finally helped master get back the Buddhist scriptures and was appointed as "fighting to win the Buddha" He has published many academic papers, such as Absolute Privacy ―― The Woman Behind the Tang Priest, White and Me ―― The Story I Want to Tell, Looking Beautiful ―― The Pig in My Eyes, etc. I have been selected into Who's Who in Heaven for many times and was hired as an associate professor at Tiangong University.
This time, the evaluation of the title of the n th phase of Tiantang was fully launched. Should my "deputy" for many years become a full member? I hereby apply, okay? Please organize a review.
Fighting Buddha: Monkey King
Calendar year × month × day
Classic joke: tired stool dictionary: I fell asleep unconsciously when defecating.
Worth it: I spent fifty cents defecating in the public toilets of tourist attractions.
Save water: shit in the Woods.
Long-winded: stand up after pulling, and stand up and want to pull.
Yu Wei: After you came out of the bathroom, nobody dared to go in for eight hours.
Stuttering: pull rabbit shit.
Frank: Final decision.
Be careful: break it with a stick before flushing.
Stage fright: I always want to shit before the game.
Sharing: shit with the door open.
Ecstasy: The feeling of diarrhea after constipation lasts for four days.
Clever: can avoid splashing water in the toilet in time.
Hard work: the blue veins are exposed, my cheeks are purple and I am shaking all over.
Haunted: I feel pulled out. There are traces on the toilet paper, but nothing can be seen in the toilet.
Smart: Never take a shit after work.
Habit: Be punctual every day, and be sure to defecate then.
Wandering: I can't pull it out, but I always feel that there is.
Lucky: the bottom of the toilet left a mark like a sudden brake.
Unfortunately, it's over before you take off your pants.
Cleanliness: No matter how you wipe it, there is nothing left on the toilet paper.
Show off: Be sure to show everyone before flushing.
Ghost: There is shit in the toilet, but no one has been to the toilet.
Courage: Try to fart when you are upset.
Naughty: Draw conch while defecating.
Risk: the first flush, the toilet is full, will it be flushed again?
Hypocrisy: It looks like shit, but actually it doesn't even fart.
Vision: prepare enough rolls of paper and sit in the toilet immediately after eating laxatives.
Anxiety: A family of three has a stomachache, but there is only one bathroom.
Stubborn: always floating on the water, can not be washed away.
Suddenly: defecating without any psychological preparation, such as farting, rectal examination, and making out with your lover. ...
Romance: You can't shit without music and coffee.
Frank: You can see what you ate yesterday from your stool.
Ostentation and extravagance: You must fart three times before defecating.
Inferiority: I wiped a whole roll of paper, but I still don't feel clean.
Classic joke: 1 1=? One day, the teacher asked Xiao Min, "What is 1 1?" He said, "I don't know." "Ask your family." The teacher said. Xiao Min came home and asked his mother, "How much is/kloc-0?" Mother said impatiently, "Get out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Mandy went to ask dad again. Dad was watching the ball game and just scored a goal. "Cool! ! ! ! "He went to ask his brother who was in love and said to his girlfriend on the phone," I'll wait for you downstairs. " The next day, the teacher asked Xiao Min, "What is 1?" He said, "Get out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "The teacher slapped him. He said, "Cool! ! ! ! ! ! "The teacher said," Get out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "Xiao Min said," I'll wait for you downstairs! ! ! "
Classic joke: Things have changed. Daughter: "Dad, didn't you say your aunt came today?" It's nine o'clock at night. Why haven't you seen my aunt's shadow? "
Dad: "Aunt won't come today."
Daughter: "Why?"
Dad: "Your mother came back from a business trip tonight!" " "
Classic joke: I have known you for a long time. A young man proposed to a girl, and the girl said:
"However, we have only known each other for three days. Do you know me? "
The young man quickly said, "Yes, yes, I have known you for a long time."
"Really?"
"Yes, I worked in a bank for three years. I know how much money your father has. "
Classic joke: English once taught a junior high school student and found the following horrible words in his English textbook:
Dad died (bus)
I'm dead (yes)
The girl is dead (girl)
Sister passed away (Mis? )
......
Death ray (school)
Classic joke: referral "Doctor, people say that I am like a cat when I am greedy and like a wolf when I am hungry. Do you think it can be cured? "
"You'd better go to the veterinary hospital."
Classic joke: Romance of the Three Kingdoms (love story version) Fengyige incident is bright and beautiful in the morning, and the warbler sounds euphemistically.
In the flowing water of the bridge, a handsome man slowly strolled under the bridge, dressed as a refined Confucian, with a burly figure like Lux and a leisurely expression like a wild duck, holding a roll of thread-bound "All Tang Poems" in his hand, strolled on the bridge to sing:
"From a distance, the cold mountain stone path is oblique, and someone is deep in the white clouds ..."
More confident than Mao Ning, the beautiful timbre won't let Yang Yuying down.
Suddenly, the "DuDu" BP machine sounded and the man's waist shook.
The man patted his waist with his hand and whispered, "trouble." Hold your head high and sing it again.
"From a distance, the cold mountain stone path is oblique, and someone is deep in the white clouds ..."
BP machine rang again, the man fidgety, back not bottom go to, nu way:
"Only BP machines and villains are difficult to raise."
Repeat: "In the distance, the stone path is oblique, there are people in the depths of white clouds, and there are people in the depths of white clouds ..."
The BP machine rang again, and the man sighed, "Alas, since the last time I participated in the World Thief Competition with my high school classmates Liu, Xiao Zhang and Xiao Guan, I have never been safe since I had such a BP machine. I originally responded to the call of the central authorities and went to the depths of the white clouds to strengthen my quality, so as not to be accused of being foolhardy and being laid off, which would be a big loss. " But no matter how I run, I can't get out of the coverage of this gadget. I lifted my gown, took out a BP machine and read the Chinese characters on it:
"Call out the story of Diusim!"
Telephone booth, antique. Someone is singing the song "The Tracker's Love" in the distance.
The man stepped on the stone bench with one leg, picked up the phone with one hand and put the book behind his neck with the other.
"Hello, The Story Of Diu Sim? I am Lu Xiao and Lu Bu. "
The Story Of Diu Sim is in the swimming pool, surrounded by four maids. Diao Chan charming hold the phone:
"Damn Xiao Lu, I called you all morning. The central paging station never makes mistakes. I thought you were hitting on girls again and didn't want to talk to me! "
Hearing this, Lu Bu said at once, "Conscience of heaven and earth, don't you think I have no quality? I said that the pig's brain is simple and the limbs are developed, and my brain will explode for the darling of your world. " I was reciting a poem just now, and I didn't recite it until I heard that' the cold mountain is steep and there are people deep in the white clouds'. "
The Story Of Diu Sim charming smile, way: "say you stupid! Isn't it just' parking' and' making love'? Hehe. "
Lu Bu is the first of the third generation of "stealing chickens and touching dogs". He is a pervert among ghosts, a pervert among wolves and a fairy among fairies. How could he not know: "Miao-Miao-Miao, The Story Of Diu Sim is smart, The Story Of Diu Sim is red in February!" "
The Story Of Diu Sim said, "Thank you, Xiao Lu. She is very good at coaxing women. Have you missed me recently? The immortal emperor's office attended the national conference on eliminating pornography and illegal publications. I don't think he will come back for a while. Come here, dear. "
Lyu3 bu4 suspected that he was dreaming, pinched his arm, quickly threw away Lao Tzu's Three Hundred Tang Poems, touched the treasure in his pocket, picked up the painting halberd, and drove safely to the Taishi mansion in a red rabbit 3.0 sedan.
In the back garden of Taishifu, the sun is shining, the wind is beating on the leaves, and butterflies and bees are flying around in the sun, which is turbulent and warm. The Story Of Diu Sim is the only one left in Fengyige by the pool. The Story Of Diu Sim is sitting on the couch, wearing a three-point bikini and drinking Wahaha pure water with his head down, with a beautiful curve. Not the kui is a beauty writer who wrote "Baby of the Three Kingdoms" and a director of the National Association of Beauticians. He knows how to use a woman's biggest capital to make Lyu3 bu4 look unwilling to approach, and his mouth is watering, but he also knows how to control himself, wipe his mouth, and then sings:
"The golden willow beside the swimming pool is a beautiful shadow in the waves of The Story Of Diu Sim under the sun, rippling in my heart.
Green grass on the soft mud, oily, swaying at the bottom of the water; In your gentle waves, I would like to be an aquatic plant! "The Story Of Diu Sim didn't seem to hear, he didn't move. Lu bu is in a hurry. He picked up the painting halberd and reassembled it, turning it into a guitar. He immediately started fighting: (painting halberd ranks second in the weapon spectrum of the Three Kingdoms, with multiple functions. It is an invincible weapon on the battlefield, and it can also be used as a musical instrument to attack JJ and play MM in love, second only to Zhou Lang's feather fan, and it is a "strong woman talking and laughing". )
"The girl over there looks over, looks over, looks over, and the performance here is wonderful."
The Story Of Diu Sim finally return to absolute being, such as water eyes swinging, sparkling discharge, the Buddha was born, two Buddha ascended to heaven, and Lu Bu seemed to hear the sound of the toilet in his throat. The Story Of Diu Sim covered her right eye with "Wahaha" pure water and sang:
"I can only see you,
I can't forget you,
Without you,
Life is meaningless. "
Lu Bu said, "My love is like a tide. Love is like the tide. It revolves around you and me ... "
After singing, Lyu3 bu4 began to show off the granddaddy's "incredibly" and said:
"chan chan, I want to hug you tightly in my arms and kiss you one hundred million times, just like on the equator. If I don't propose to you, I will regret it all my life, because you are the only one for me. "
Say that finish desperate, ran to the winding bridge, jump to the pavilion, will be soft without bone Diao Chan tightly in her arms, Diao Chan potter with open arms, but soon will hand back.
Lyu3 bu4 excited tunnel:
"There is one thing you may not have noticed. The toothbrush you gave me has become a boon to me, and every time I use it, I get great satisfaction. I want to use it forever. Hungry, unless you give me another one. "
The Story Of Diu Sim will twist the body, very sad, squeeze out two tears, said:
"The general Hugh dirty expensive hand. The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but that I am by your side, Bubu, you don't know how much I love you. "
Lyu3 bu4 frightened:
"Why did chan chan say that?"
The Story Of Diu Sim burst into tears (The Story Of Diu Sim once filmed the advertisement of "Lux" beauty soap horn, the advertising value is second only to the world supermodel Xiao Qiao, and as Wang Yun's 007, such acting is a piece of cake for her);
"BuBuBuBu you don't know, the old deathlessly refused to come with me, afraid that I will find the women's federation with half of his fortune. It's all in vain, what's more, he has power and deep pockets! How can a weak woman beat him? "
Lyu3 bu4 smell speech, in the hands of painting ji shook angrily, for a long time, sighed.
"chan chan, you and I are made for each other. I really hope that we can become butterflies, even if spring only lasts for three days. I am happier in these three days than in the usual 50 years. "
The Story Of Diu Sim looks greatly moved, very determined way:
"Miss you, miss you, miss you, miss you for the last time, because tomorrow I will be the bride of Yan. Bubu, since you love to divide all beings into two ends, please let me die. "
Say, want to hit the post.
Lyu3 bu4 hurriedly reached out and hugged The Story Of Diu Sim's fine waist, drew a halberd and leaned against the post, holding The Story Of Diu Sim tighter, facing inward and tender.
The Story Of Diu Sim patted Lu Bu's chest with his fist and murmured, "You are bad, you are good or bad."
Lyu3 bu4 laughed and gingerly, The Story Of Diu Sim jumped up the Lamian Noodles.
The sun fell from the sky, drowning heroes and beautiful women. Among the flowers, bees and butterflies danced with their dance steps, creating a swimming pool that rippled in spring and drove the infinite commotion in spring.
After dancing with The Story Of Diu Sim, Lyu3 bu4 began to be very much in love, and was moved by the wind from the deep heart. Lyu3 bu4 threw the adoptive father Dong Zhuo's order to Yangjiao Island. Unable to hold back, he took off his gown and took out his belongings, just as he was about to do something good.
Wow, Kao-"Suddenly an earth-shattering roar tore the beauty of this spring day. Lu Bu looked up and saw Dong Zhuo "stagger-stagger" running towards him and towards the pavilion. Lyu3 bu4, with only a pair of shorts, is more flexible and light, and has jumped to the swimming pool. Dong Zhuo couldn't catch up with it, so he picked up a halberd with a different painting and threw it at Lu Bu, drinking a way:
"Boy, die ..."
Lu Bu is one of the few masters in the world who can cope with this kind of scene. Of course, he has one leg, and he feels a murderous look suddenly coming from the back of his head. His body is unbalanced. He rubbed his ears with a painting halberd.
Lyu3 bu4 opposing surprised out in a cold sweat, to speed up the pace, three around two around the rockery, and then the light smoke generally disappeared. After Lu Bu slipped back, he was very annoyed that he didn't say the classic farewell sentence "Say goodbye, say goodbye, Shayenara!" " Instead, it made such a mess. At this point, Lu Bu strengthened his determination to kill Dong Zhuo.
Dong Zhuo, panting like an ox, will be as fat as a pig's body on his back, moved to the front of Shen Dawei, who was sobbing in Fengyige, and drank:
"Bitch, we divorced today, and now we have all the witnesses and physical evidence. According to Article 19 of the current Marriage Law, you can't take a penny from me, haha! "
It turned out that Dong Zhuo was tired of The Story Of Diu Sim who judged a book by its cover and fell in love with a pure girl from Kyoto University, so he adopted Lu Bu as his adopted son. They conspired for a long time, and installed closed-circuit television in every corner of the yard, hoping for the stars and the moon, and finally hoped for this scene. However, the authorities did all the calculations, but missed your life. The dream of the second spring has not yet come true. A few days later, in the early morning of April of 192, he was beheaded by his accomplice and the founder of his adopted son, "Actually stealing chickens and touching dogs". The story and family business of Diusim were taken over by Lu Bu, and the generation of bird males ended like this. This is sad and regrettable.
Later, Ximen Qing, a descendant of the 38th generation of "Incredibly Teaching", carried it forward, poisoned his sworn brother Huazixu and annexed his property and wife. 134 1 year, when China director Luo Guanzhong was drinking in Lichun Garden, he accidentally learned the truth of the Feng Yiting incident from the famous Wei Chunhua, and excavated its profound social and practical significance, which made it a sensational Romance of the Three Kingdoms, won the gold medal of Ole's "Starvation Card" that year, and won honor for the motherland. Hehe, this is another story.