Question 1: Why is Song Jia called Miss Xiaohua? Because there was a teacher named Song in the first grade season. She let others call her Miss Song, Miss Xiaohua. Very young children are also very kind.

Question 2: Why did grade one teacher Xiaohua call his friend Xiaohua? She thought it was funny, so she called, indicating that Song Jia was optimistic. She said it when she visited the best site.

In the season of grade one, there was a teacher named Song. She asked others to call the teacher Miss Song and Miss Xiaohua. Very young children are also very kind.

Question 3: I am Song Xiaohua in Song Jia's speech in Senior One, not a joke in the Song Dynasty. Which issue is 1? A male deer walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

2. Two tomatoes cross the road, a car flies by, one of them can't escape and is squashed, and the other tomato points to the squashed tomato and laughs: dig hahaha,

…

3.

Say, "I want to eat you! ! ! "Guess what?

result

Eat mutton.

4. Stone and

In the battle, the stone flew and put it

Be kicked into the sea ...

Once upon a time, there were two lovers who had private lives, but boys needed them.

I made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and promised to meet her today three years later. At that time, the ring was used as.

Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she has been unable to wait. She was so sad and desperate.

Throw it into the sea and go far away. However, the boy has been waiting for the girl, but the girl misunderstood the date place, which became an eternal regret. The boy was heartbroken … A few years later, the boy went fishing. Guess what he caught?

! ! !

5.

Is it a boy or a girl?

Answer the boy because

Have a foreskin

6. There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Gung!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

7.

Suddenly I felt my head itch, so I reached out and grabbed it and burned myself to death …

8. Once upon a time, there was a bird.

He passes through a cornfield every day.

But unfortunately,

One day, a fire broke out in the cornfield.

All the corn has become

After the bird flew over, ...

I think it will be very cold if it snows. ...

9. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified?

buy

while

10.

It's nothing to chat with appa. Time waits for no one.

: "Memories

The happiest thing is.

. "

Appa: "Ten years later."

. "

: "Ten years later.

. "

Appa: "In a few decades."

Yes "

A song: "In a few decades."

Apa: "

. "

1 1. Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is one nearby.

It may be there after a while. "

Soldier: "Oh! Yes! "

Eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-

:"

! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, everybody.

? Finally, there is water to drink. "

Soldier: "if you don't go ... you must find it."

..... "12. A girl was lovelorn, and I advised her," Toads with two legs are hard to find.

There are plenty of men! "

13. One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

14. A medium-rare one.

A medium, please

I met them in the street. Why don't they say hello (assuming they can talk)?

because ..............

because ................

Because they are all strangers ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

15. Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason:

(The bird is silent).

16. A college student was unfortunately caught by the enemy, and the enemy tied him up.

Then ask him, "Say, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! ! ! "The college student answered the enemy's words and was electrocuted. ...

He said, "I'm from TV University!"

17. A: "I'll take you to a place where all the girls are naked.

This place. "

B: "

? Where is it? Take me there quickly! "

A: "It's in the kindergarten next door!"

18.

Interview a program audience and ask, "Who is your favorite hostess?" The audience said, "It's you."

Q: "Why do you say that?" The audience said, "Because you look a bit like it.

! "

19. I know.

What color is that?

Red, wrong!

It is white.

If you don't believe me, you can have a look.

English:

Men (white)

20. Why did Xiao Ming fall down?

Please think twice ........................

Because the floor is slippery.

2 1. After the party, a group of animals rushed in.

Shopping, because it was too noisy, was beaten out by the clerk, but left the lamb alone on the Y side of the store. Why?

Don't close the door for four hours. ...

22.

and

Crossing the road together, suddenly someone shouted: the car is coming!

result

Hit by a car,

But it doesn't matter. Why?

Have ears! ......& gt& gt

Question 4: What TV series did Song Xiaohua play? Song Jia, Song Jia,1980165438+1October 13 was born in nangang district, Harbin, Heilongjiang. Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theatre Academy, China actress. Because of her predecessor Song Jia, she is often called "Little Song Jia" by the media.

The TV series starring Song Xiaohua is as follows:

Question 5: Song Jia, which star's nickname is Xiaohua?

Question 6: There is a man named Miss Xiaohua on TV. What is the TV program called "Grade Three" on Hunan Satellite TV? Song Jia is called Miss Flower by the children inside.

Question 7: Whose nickname is Kitty Xiaohua?

Question 8: What's the name of Xiaohua, a variety show in Grade One? Song Jia.

Song Jia,1980165438+10/3, was born in nangang district, Harbin, Heilongjiang. Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theatre Academy, China actor. Because of her predecessor Song Jia, she is often called "Little Song Jia" by the media. [ 1]

In 2006, she starred in the film curiosity kills the cat and was nominated for the best supporting actress in the 26th China Golden Rooster Award [2]. 20 12 starred in the urban inspirational drama "So Sweet" and played Rong Xiang. [3-4] In the same year, Song Jia won the Best Actress Award for TV Drama in the 1st18th Shanghai TV Festival and the Best Actress Award for Art Performance in the 9th China Golden Eagle TV Art Festival [1]; 20 13 won the Golden Rooster Award for Best Actress in the 29th China Film Festival and the Golden Angel Award for Best Actress in the 9th China-US Film Festival. [5]

Question 9: Is Teacher Xiaohua a star or a first-year student? What is a star? Song Jia,1980165438+10/3, was born in nangang district, Harbin, Heilongjiang. Graduated from the Performance Department of Shanghai Theatre Academy, China actress.