There is a man who sells weapons in Chu State. He went to the market to sell spears and shields. Many people came to see it, so he raised his shield and boasted to everyone: "My shield is the strongest in the world, and no matter how sharp it is, it can't be pierced!" Then the weapon seller picked up another spear.

Exaggeration: "My spear is the sharpest in the world. No matter how strong it is, it can't stop its poke. As soon as it touches it, hehe, it will pierce it immediately! " He was so proud that he shouted, "Come and see, come and buy, the strongest shield and the sharpest spear in the world!" " " .

At this time, an audience stepped forward, picked up a spear and a shield and asked, "What if this spear is used to poke this shield?" "This-"the onlookers froze first, and immediately burst into laughter and dispersed. The weapon seller left with a spear and shield on his back.

Newton was very absorbed in studying knowledge. Once, a friend treated him. During the dinner, he remembered that there was a bottle of good wine at home, so he told his friends to wait and go home to get the wine himself. Friends were waiting around, but Newton didn't come back, so we had to investigate.

It turned out that Newton thought of an experiment on his way home. When he got home, he plunged into the laboratory and started the experiment, completely forgetting about entertaining his friends with wine.

3. One day, Beethoven came to a restaurant for dinner. After ordering food, he was suddenly inspired, so he grabbed the menu on the dining table and made a song on the back of the menu. After a while, he was completely immersed in the beautiful melody. Seeing Beethoven's devotion, the waiter didn't dare to disturb him, and planned to serve him later.

About an hour later, the waiter finally came to Beethoven's side: "Sir, are you ready to serve?" Beethoven paid the bill as if he had just woken up from a dream. The waiter is like a monk-confused: "Sir, you haven't eaten yet!" " ""no! I'm sure I've eaten. " Beethoven didn't listen to the waiter's repeated explanations at all. After paying the price on the menu, he grabbed the menu full of notes and rushed out of the restaurant.

4. Zhu De salutes the teacher.

1959 One day in the spring, Comrade Zhu De was watching a play in the auditorium of Yunnan Political School. Before the performance, Comrade Zhu De was talking with the surrounding audience. At this moment, an elderly man was led in by the waiter.

Zhu De recognized at a glance that the old man was Ye, an instructor studying in Yunnan Military Academy in his early years, and quickly stood up and saluted.

After the ceremony, he held the old man's hands tightly and affectionately called, "Teacher Ye!" , and then please sit down elymus, wait for the old man to sit down before sitting down.

5. Hu Shi established "Afraid of Wives Association".

Hu is a rabbit with hair at the age of five, and his wife is a tiger with yin at the age of five. Rabbits are naturally afraid of tigers, so there is a joke that Hu Shi is afraid of his wife.

Hu Shi received a dozen French copper coins from his friends in Paris. Because of the letter "ptt" on the money, the homonym is "wife-fearing", which is a play for friends and the establishment of the "wife-fearing association". Take copper coins as membership badges.