[Chat] Young people should not always surf the Internet. If you are dating someone, you can go to Xinhua Bookstore. Bookstores have classified you into four or six categories: those who want to learn, those who want to find temperament, those who want to find literature and art, those who want to find fashion and beauty, those who want to find beauty magazines, those who want to find family, those who want to find intelligence, those who want to find young people, and those who want to find teaching consultation. Even the grades are scored!

[Cold joke] I made an appointment with a second-rate friend to go shopping. Arriving at the appointed place, I found that she arrived later than me and was waiting for the red light to cross the road. Grandpa Sun is very powerful recently. I saw her squinting and starting to circle ... After seeing me, I asked her, "What were you doing just now?" She replied, "I want to bake it evenly."

[embarrassed] I remember that when I was a child, an ice cream was fifty cents each. I gave my little friend 50 cents to buy ice cream on condition that I let him eat three bites. After I bought it, I saw his eyes lit up and said, "Let you eat three bites first." He ate it all at once. Then he said something I will never forget: "You still owe me a bite."