I heard that a toad jumped out of Taihu Lake today and was run over by a car, I've been worried since I heard about it, I'll text you right away, if you're still alive, please reply me!
Jianghu know that you are strong in martial arts, but you can not be proud, to do people in the sword, sword in the people, people sword unity, do this, you are no longer a person, is the sword people! Sword man! Sword man!
You are hardworking like a bee, beautiful like a butterfly, loyal like a puppy, well-behaved like a kitten, naive like an old cow, and mighty like a tiger, no wonder people call you ...... a beast!
It is a gust of wind, but also, on the contrary, it is so eternal; it is a dream, but also, on the contrary, it is so real; you bowed your head and did not say anything, but I can hardly calm down, and finally can not help but to say to you, "fart first say ah!"
If there is no wind, the clouds will not move; if there is no water, the fish can not swim; if there is no sun, the moon will not have light; if there is no you ...... stupid people also do not exist
I am a lonely tree, thousands of years standing on the side of the road, lonely waiting for only one day when you walk past me. I will fall for you, and if I don't crush you, I will have lived in vain.
The beggar took the monkey along the street begging, he called the monkey laugh it laugh, called the monkey cry it cry, called the monkey bow it bow, called the monkey look at the text message it look at the text message.
The day you participated in the ball game, only to see you a shot in the air, the goalkeeper did not react, the ball scored! We all applauded and cheered for you, you climbed up, patted your ass and said, "Damn, the ground is too slippery!
When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth, blessed ears, you will loudly exclaim ---- pig ah!
The water tribe to the old Dragon King birthday wishes, the seat turtle prime minister from his arms out of a thing, looked at it, and put it back. The dragon king asked: turtle prime minister and what is the matter? Shrimp soldiers and crab generals hurriedly replied: the old bastard again received a text message.
Last night, my friend thought of countless, think about it, only you are the coolest, dreaming to find you a thousand degrees, raise dyeing back, you are still bolted in the depths of people's donkey shed, cruel! I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this! Read the message to rest your anger!
Are you free tomorrow afternoon? I want to go to you, you pick me up at the station, okay? But I'm afraid of the crowd is not good to recognize, you make the head into an explosion style, right hand holding a wooden stick, left hand carrying a porcelain bowl with me to contact, the joint code: okay okay!
I dreamed of you, you use the white clouds to make a dress, borrow a pair of wings from the birds, insert a broomstick in the back of the buttocks, and then the sword to fly to my side, told me fondly: you know what? The birdman is like this.
We thought there was a better one, but we realized that the best one is right next to us, just like you. At first you appeared, and not for the fact that, with the passage of time, only to find that you are the best ...... bully!
You travel to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan, on the way to meet a group of wild boars besieged, travelers are out of food, money, wild boars do not move, you pull out the only ID card, the group of pigs kneeling and cried out in pain: boss, we can find you!
You are 10 foot womanizer, and often with 9 for fun, 8 may not be home with hundreds of millions of dollars, long abandoned 7 ignore, all day 6 da, looking for prey, 5 need to ask more, and 4 sex, but also 3 heart 2 intention, you must not be a good person.
The tiger read the Three Kingdoms, went to catch wild boar, see the pig's nest without a pig, touching the beard, said: empty city! Turn around and see a dead pig on the beast clip, big surprise: bitter meat trick! Suddenly, I saw you again, and I was delighted: Yoho, there is a beauty plan ah!
The toad pursued the swan, the swan said disdainfully: I if you grow into such a long time ago to die! Toad is not convinced: that pig is still alive and well? The pig heard, feel aggrieved: I invited who messed with who, I just read the text message!
There is a kind of thought called soul, there is a kind of love called white head to old age, there is a kind of beauty called flowers and moonlight, there is a kind of agreement called the end of days, there is a kind of greetings called piggy hello!
I don't want to be alone, I also want to have, walk on the street to see a look, handsome men and women hand in hand, I am left hand holding the right hand, now there is nothing else to ask, just want to go out with you, and afraid of friends will say: all right, don't always sneak the dog.
We miss the days when we walked together, when the spring was bright and sunny, and the birds and the flowers smelled good. Folks complimented you on how pretty and cute you were. Folks also praised me for being so smart and capable, and for coming out to herd hogs at such a young age.
When you are personally empty and lonely, the watermelon may be your best outlet, you can use the knife to cut it, peel it, chop it, split it, at the same time you can shout: I kill the melon, I kill the melon, I kill the melon ah!
1 "The new diva" in the dormitory hissed and sang rock and roll: "I want to change, I want to change ......" is reading the book "bookworms
Thinking about you is something I do every day, seeing you is something I dream about, loving you is something I've had the luxury of doing all my life, and waiting for you is something I've always done. Lying to you is something that just happened.
The Buddha said: 500 times of looking back in the previous life in exchange for a brush in this life, I used 10000 looking back in the previous life in exchange for meeting you in this life, just to ask you a question: why do you grab a bone with my dog.
To understand a person, you have to look at him from many angles, just like you, you look like a psychopath from below, like a two hundred and fifty-five from the side, like an idiot from a 30-degree angle, and like a pig's head from a 60-degree angle, see, how much I know you.
If a drop of water represents a blessing, I'll send you a South China Sea, if a star represents a happiness, I'll send you a Milky Way, if a spoonful of honey represents a longing I'll send you a hornet's nest, I don't believe I can't sting you.
Wishing you a smooth journey and missing halfway; wishing you a good laugh and dying of laughter; wishing you happiness every day and cramps in your legs; wishing you all the best and hitting walls everywhere.
1, about the cell phone text message
Urgent reminder: fear of thunder and lightning phenomenon in recent days, when you go out, please put your cell phone on your head and plug the charger cable drag behind you for lightning, remember!
The secret to free cell phone calls: when a call comes in, press 54sg before the second ring and then press the shutdown button, then the call is free.
This is a well-designed text message, will your cell phone up and down upside down look, will appreciate the wonderful pattern ...... cell phone upside down fun?
According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, it has been found that soaking your cell phone in water for one minute before playing it can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves on the human brain, remember!
Dear user: Hello! Because your cell phone appearance ugly, outdated style, has a serious impact on the city appearance, and impede the development of mobile communications business, the station decided to launch a signal in 10 minutes to destroy the phone!
If you receive this message, it proves that your cell phone has been infected with a virus, so please take out your cell phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.
2. Text messages about idiots
The one who makes furniture is a timber, the one who knows poetry is a showman, the one who the crowd thinks about is money, the one who is trained is a talent, the one who the women want is a body, the one who sends a message is a genius, the one who is reading the text message is a fool!
Standing on the balcony that day You enjoy the haze of the drizzle Thinking of a bumpy life Your face is wet A sour, bitter, salty flavor Is it rain or tears You look up at the sky Wow Whose mop.
With you in my life, my days are full of infinite vitality; with you on the road, I am still afraid of lightning and thunder; because of you, I am happy and satisfied all the time; if not for you, who should I feed the good pig food to?
Note: Standing in front of the mirror, with your hand resting lightly on your chin, blinking your left eye three times in a row and your right eye three times in a row, and then blinking your eyes with a smile on your face, you will vaguely see a fool winking at the mirror!
After years of working silently in the movie industry, only you know the pain and suffering best. However, your efforts have finally been recognized, and you have been nominated for this year's Golden Bird Award: Best Animal Star
On this full moon night, Chang'e said to me: she's ready to go down and find you, to give you a beauty treatment, and to restore you to your original beauty! Are you ready? Pig, don't read the text message, it's asking you a question!
Spring flowers bloom, it's your smile; summer sun is on fire, it's your passion; fall fruits are ripe, it's your harvest; hehehe! Puppy bear, so you can hibernate in peace!
Wukong, you clean the glass; Sand Monk, you mop the floor; Bajie, the master understands your situation very well, and after repeated consideration, decided to give you a chance to perform - you read this text message, after reading it, go and clean the toilet at fire speed.
It is the real gold, never afraid of fierce flames; it is the green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is the sea oats, never afraid of the lightning that cuts through the sky; it is the fools, still staring at the text message stupidly!
Reportedly: a few days ago, Ibiza armed forces in Baghdad walls hung up your jade photo, resulting in a large number of U.S. soldiers vomited to death. The UN investigation and evidence confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, you run away.
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you Snow in the north of Serbia. Sorry, it's jammed.
Someone saw you today, and you were as charming as ever, wearing a plaid undershirt, walking slowly, with a look of supreme ease, just adorable, I don't know how you raced rabbits back in the day.
It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay. It's okay! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! IT'S OKAY! It's okay! I told you it's okay, you still press the buttons!
A cricket made a bet with a pig that if I jumped into the grass you wouldn't be able to see me, and the pig said, "I want to be visible. So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching, the pig was watching! The pig is still looking! Why is the pig still looking?
Your voice came from the valley, I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain, it was you! It really was you! You and an old man together, I excitedly ran over and said: master, lend donkey use
First time I saw you, I felt a sense of having known you for a long time, I have never said such a sure thing, you probably won't believe it, but it's true, you are really very much like the pig that my family ...... has lost!
If a star falls down and hits your head tonight please don't worry, this is a gift from me to the gods, from now on you will live a carefree happy life, because of - silly.
Someone said you are a pig! I criticized him seriously! How can that be? How can you call people what they look like?
Please don't read any further, turn it off, there's really nothing to see, please, do you really want to see it? No regrets? Well, you asked for it, you're a pig!
There's a meteor shower tonight, and I hear there's going to be a big pig flying through the sky...too bad I have to sleep...you'll be just fine...there'll be so many people watching you fly!
Yesterday my friend and I made a bet, I said: there is no dumber than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost, it turns out that this is all your fault
The Tang Monk with three disciples to take a short break, the Tang Monk to the pig near the front of the look after the indignation: "You this pig, actually have the leisure to see the short message!"
God knew you were thirsty and created water, God knew you were hungry and created rice, God knew you didn't have a cute friend so he created me, however God also knew there were no fools in this world and created you by the way.
Someone said to me, "You're as smart as a pig" and I was furious! I know you well! Such an insult! Simply too sorry for the pig ！！！！
The Jade Emperor said, "If you send a text message to ten fools before April Fool's Day, you will be happy every day. My goodness, I only know you one ah! The Jade Emperor said, "It doesn't matter, he is high level, one top ten sent.
In a sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please use all your strength to hit your head against the wall, see, in front of you countless stars, is my blessing.
Want to go to the sea with you, but can not grasp the inexplicable future; want to go hiking with you, but full of the ideal of the bewilderment; want to go wandering with you, but can not get to the paradise of happiness; want to go shopping with you, but ran into the police said: do not take the puppy
Not every flower can represent the love, but the rose did; not every kind of tree can withstand the thirst, but the poplar did; not every pig can receive a text message, but the rose can be a good choice, but it is not a good idea. pig gets a text message, but you do!
Tell you what, I thought of something funny! Wait ...... let me laugh first, haha, I just can't help it, there is a little piggy reading the text message I sent, haha
Do you remember when we ate roast duck together? You like to eat duck butt, dishes just served up, you like an arrow to grab stuffed into the mouth. I whispered, "Why don't you see the duck's butt? You are very proud to point to their mouths and say: ass in this.
Remember the day you were waiting for the bus at the station, you saw a ppm staring at you and smiling, you felt good about yourself, so you paced in place a few times, at this time, next to the aunt said: "young man, don't step on the shit, okay?"
God created water because he saw that people were thirsty, he saw the darkness of the world so he created fire, and God saw that I needed a friend so you showed up, and... God lost the bucket he filled with food.
5. The time is really wonderful, due to the recent sun ion is too strong, the sun under the phone will appear no signal phenomenon, do not panic, please play the cell phone when your other hand high above your head to block the sun! Remember, the higher the better!
8. Since ancient times, a mathematical equation is right (A = B, B = C) so A = C, you =
Animal, animal = pig, so you = pig!