2. I am in the jungle, the jungle but there is no legend about me ......
3. I have heard that women are like clothes, brothers are like hands and feet, in retrospect, I actually ran around naked for x years with seven hands and eight feet!
4. People, born in bed, die in bed, want to live and die, also in bed.
5. Sorcerer, please tell the princess, the old man is still on the road of thorns and thistles, there are still snowy mountains yet to be overturned, rivers yet to be crossed, dragons yet to be killed, beautiful women yet to be soaked ...... told her to continue to die in bed!
6. You can rest assured that seeing you I even lost my appetite, but also talk about what sexual desire!
7. I think I would like mornings if they came later.
8. Zi said on the river, "How nice to have a boat!"
9. Love at first sight.
10.I am now so poor that I have to pay for public toilets and give alms to beggars to wait for change!
11. Looking forward to the stars looking forward to the moon, looking forward to the moon looking forward to the sun (QQ upgrade road struggling netizens to stay)
12. After several academicians of the Academy of Sciences of our country's research has proved that the real king of the road is ....... the road in the palace!
13. Hand over your basin! I'm going to wash my pants.
14. Now looking for a partner must look more carefully, because now there are too many misogynists!
15. If I become a star someday, I will take off my clothes and show them to you!
16. Say I'm evil again, and I'll get you killed!
17.Your head seems to have been hit by a train, and you've been enlightened.
18. The poorest man buys groceries without haggling, and the richest woman buys groceries without bargaining.
19. Yesterday a man asked me to ask the mayor of Nanjing is not called the River Bridge, I said no. He said that I took the train to cross the river in Nanjing how to see a billboard written: Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge Welcome!
20. In fact, quite envious of Furong JJ, living in their own world, happy themselves, disgusting others.
21. Don't wash it, if not for this mud, this broken car would have fallen apart.
22. Epitaph: wash it, burn paper contact; please do not spit and shit or urinate here, the internal emergency can go to the next building owner's grave; I used to be a fat man, and now and all the laying people have the same bone! I'm not sure if I'm a good person, but I'm a good person, and I'm a good person, and I'm a good person, and I'm a good person, and I'm a good person, and I'm a good person, and I'm a good person. I don't answer back, I just sprint away and then beat him horseback.
24.In my next life I must be reincarnated as a woman and marry a man like me.
25.I can't fly, no matter for whom.
26.I wandered into his life unintentionally, while he has been wandering in his own.
27.Prices at the mall now are just robbery without a knife...ridiculously expensive...any more, it's time to learn how to use a sewing machine... Make your own...
28. Prices "should be in line with international standards" and wages "should be in line with China's national conditions".
29. The train climbed up so fast, I do not know how fast it will stand up and run!
30. I will never hit you with a meat bun again.
31. Congratulations, people all over the world believe in Islam, you can live without fear!
32. Wuhan Wuguang next to a steakhouse to see the toilet tips, written "here can only boo boo, can not be ah um - poor waiter on", laugh on the floor ~
33. Standing in front of a nude painting at the school art exhibition, and constantly warn themselves: "This is art, I'm aesthetizing." But the prominence of a certain body part still betrayed me.
34. Five women bathing, ten men peeping. (Playing an idiom now) --- colorful
35.A pig walked onto the stage, "huffed" and went down; a cow walked onto the stage, "huffed" and went down. " and went down; a sheep walked on stage, did nothing, and went down. (An idiom) --------- -- Raise your eyebrows and exhale (the sheep didn't exhale)
36.Which cartoon character likes to help people the most?
--- Robot Cat because he is always lending a helping (圆)hand
37.Who keeps the bear in Xiaoming's house?A Xiaoming B Mom C Dad D Grandpa E Grandma
Answer E because Grandma's bear
38.What animal doesn't charge money for a show?
The centipede Because it doesn't get paid for no work (centipede)
39.What animal has only three inches?
Snake Because three inches of tongue (snake)
40.20 years ago dad held you waiting for the car, people are laughing at the child looks ugly, dad cried. A banana seller patted dad and said: "Big brother don't cry, take a banana for the monkey to eat! It's so pathetic, it's so hungry it has no hair."
41... Which country has the slimmest people?
China Because of China Life (thin)
42. I swear that all the oaths I swore before are canceled from now on! I swear never to swear again!
43. Just now in a website registered a user name "father" results ~~~~ he sent me an e-mail, at first I looked at the stupidity of the above is written: father, hello. Your username has been successfully registered! I ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
44. Stupid birds fly first, stupid pigs get fat first.
45. you really he mother's strong ---! (You really he mother's strong!)
46.Recently poor drops even rats have tearfully moved ......
47.If there is an afterlife, to be a tree, standing into eternity, no sad and happy posture. Half in the dust peacefully, half in the wind soaring, half sprinkled shade, half bathed in sunshine. Very silent and very proud, never relying never looking.
48. Heaven, earth, sinus is more wrong than me!
49. If you do this again in the future, don't blame me for turning the other cheek!
50. I bought a meat packet on the road yesterday, the first mouth went down without seeing meat, the second mouth went down without seeing! The third mouth on the bun finished!!!
51. The real warrior dares to face the balance of the bank card, dares to look squarely at the number on the scale.
52. I'll have a son whose name is going to be Good Handsome, then when people see me they'll say, Good Handsome Dad!!!!
53.You'll never bring the wolves in by singing, really - you'll just scare them away.
54.Wangcai, come and see, there are humans who are not even as good as you !
55. With bean paste, life is different
56. 1,000 years of invisibility, 10,000 years of diving, occasionally floating corpse.
57. Men want to be tall, women want to be thin, dogs wear clothes, people show flesh...
58. I degenerated, and now I can't swim, you know before I was born, I was definitely the fastest swimmer...
59. Are you hungry? I have cold punch here! Would you like one?
60.There is a mind to be tired, but no mind to be indifferent!
61. Your looks are not bad, not bad body, not bad character, not bad character, not bad occupation, not bad friends around, you are not bad nowadays, you do not have to rely on the place, so the abbreviation of scoundrels!
62. Why don't women use the same kind of perfume so that my sheets don't have to meet them when they change around!
63.Cherish your life and stay away from city officials!
64. Men are for people to rely on, so I want to be reliable; and women are for people to love, so lady, you want to be lovely.
65. Some parents act as if they have no children; some children act as if they have no parents.
66. A: A visit to the United States, is not a special gain? B: Yes! Americans speak English at a high level! Even children can speak English ah!
67. In the past, the doctor said the big disease to the small, in order to let you not to panic at ease. Nowadays, the doctors are talking about the big ones, lest you don't panic and send money to the hospital!
68. You know why city people like to fly kites now? Because there are no cows or sheep to fly.
69. Loneliness is when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!
70. Bathing is a blessing for the buttocks and suffering for the head; watching a movie is a blessing for the head and suffering for the buttocks; listening to the leader's speech is suffering for the head and buttocks.
71.The people looking for him a thousand degrees, looked back, that person is still disdainful of me...
72.Stole my wallet thief turned over to see only five dollars weeping tears exclaimed: "are not easy ah!".
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73.It is said that after the earliest Christians finished their prayers, four people made a closing statement. One said Amen, one said Ex, one said a tree, and guess what another said? (The vine.)
74. Plant you in a flowerpot so you too will know what it means to be a vegetable...
75. Life, very messy and disorganized; Feelings, very empty and expectant; Banknotes, very few and very lacking; Stock market, very green and very miserable; Rumors, very accurate and very timely; Some people, very foolish and very naive!
76. Red beans do not grow in the South, long my face, really loves each other!
77.It was you who forced me to put a verb between the two subjects, me and your mother!
78. Having money is not necessarily talented, having a stomach is not necessarily flavorful, sexual happiness is not necessarily happy, and sincerity is not necessarily true.
79. Someone asked me when history came into being, and I said, with poop there is history, and that person ""I said the world's most classic quote: since there is shit...
80. ...there would be fewer people!
81. Money is a son of a bitch, good use is not good to earn ... someone for the money willing to do son of a bitch, ...
82. The world is too big, so big that I traveled all over the thousands of mountains and tens of thousands of water can not find you, the world is too small, so small that a turn of the eye in the nooks and crannies of the corner to meet you. The world is so big that I can't find you after traveling all over the world, and the world is so small that I can meet you in the corner of a corner in a flash!
83. Smoke knows the loneliness of the hand! The first thing you need to do is to get your hands dirty!
84. After graduating from the master's degree, I entered the job market and found that we are all big (very old) white (still idiots) dishes (poor rookie one).
85.Young is to be free, to make strange to be thorough, destruction to be powerful, trouble is patent, playing good is a stunt, the whole person rely on talent, be whole rely on fate, in short, never rest.
86. In order to find my prince, do I have to kiss all the frogs in the world...
87. Male: I like you so much, I really like you, can I kiss you? The first thing I'd like to do is to get a good look at the newest and most important thing I've seen! M: I'll kiss you on the mouth then.
88. on the accustomed to the end of the world: a dozen friends get together, just on the second floor stairway, see a man holding a pregnant woman downstairs, walking in front of the buddies hurriedly to the side of a let, turned back to a sentence: "downstairs to keep the formation!"
89. The company before the physical examination, the report came out. I a male colleague took the report over there surprised to ask everyone: "I am a man how are negative"
90. I surface long and handsome, in fact, I am the underpants (NeiKu)
91. Once I borrowed money from someone, I wanted to say: "I will return the money," the result said into a You", but it turned out to be: "I'll fetch you when I have the money".
92. When you're bored, you want to eat, but the more you eat, the more bored you get!
93. A fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as good as a fierce look.
94. Shanxi can't lift a tiger, Changsha can't take a train, Shanxi can't go to a coal kiln, Shanghai can't get into the social security system, Jinan can't talk about the rain, Guangzhou can't go to the station, and Hong Kong can't fix a computer.
95. The generation gap is, I asked my dad: what do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? Dad think about it and say: not drunk!
96. Turtle high alcohol, one day drunk, friends asked: how you still drunk? Turtle answer: alas, the octopus that grandson must be and master boxing, damn, so many hands, look at all over, really lost!
97. The bad guys can't be caught today, but tomorrow they can't be caught, and the bad guys are good guys.
98. Even if the broken mirror is reunited, the cracks still exist. A jigsaw puzzle can be put together again because it originally had cracks.
99. Like with the ears, love with the eyes, when like becomes not like, you can cover the ears, when love becomes not love even if you close your eyes , tears will flow down!
100. I love you when I love you, such as flowers to the bee honey; do not love you, such as the bee to the flower needle!
101. The sea is full of rivers, there is tolerance! There is tolerance who is daughter-in-law!
102.In the kindergarten, the distribution of recess meals. The teacher asked the children to wash their hands before taking something to eat. A child asked: Why wash your hands first? A reply: stupid! It's healthier to wash your hands!
103.Summer, a season to show women's charms and expose men's nature...
104.The class teacher angrily walked into the classroom and said to the classmates: "I'll put up with it if you call me Language Zhang, but why do you call Mr. Fan, the new teacher of political science, a political prisoner?
105.A certain tribe in Africa does not wear underpants, the white man told them to wear underpants clean and warm, so they all wear, but do not know to take off their pants when they poop. When they finished pooping, they turned around and looked at the ground, and it was really clean!
106.A: I live downstairs simply crazy, in the middle of the night to knock knock knock my door. B asked: What do you do? A: who cares about him, continue to K our song!
107.morning, the computer repairman went to work, a customer angrily ran to the request to change the keyboard: less a key! I double-checked: exactly ah, you say what key is missing? "Any key!"
108.Mom: "You're eight years old, you don't need your mom to accompany you, you can sleep on your own!" Kid: "Dad is so old, why do you still sleep with him?"
109.4 years old child saw a frog jumping, he learned this frog jump, jumped a few times, stood up and said: really tired ah!!!! It's hard for the frog to jump like this every day.
110.My first goal: Bill Gates lent me money; second goal: pay back the money Bill Gates borrowed from me; third goal: lend money to Bill Gates!
111. A man called the radio station song: I did not buy a ticket, can not go home for the New Year. The host asked who he wanted to order a song for. He said: I order a song "count you hard", to all the ticket sellers...
112.Language class, the female teacher asked: "soft pinyin how to read?!" The boys shouted in unison: "Day after...soft!" Teacher: "Your boys' pronunciation is not standardized, please ask the female students to add their answers!" The female students answered in unison: "Riwan I...soft!" The head teacher said, "No, the correct pronunciation is "日五晚...软..............." The principal said, "Neither is correct, it's day five night I...soft!"
113.When you don't have money, you eat wild vegetables at home; when you have money, you eat wild vegetables at the hotel...
114.Adult: do you know why mom gave birth to you and not dad? Kid: Because mommy has maternity leave and daddy doesn't!
115.prisoner execution, because the bullets are fake, and even hit a number of shots do not ring, the prisoner cried and said: "Brother, you strangled me, it's too fucking scary."
116. always insomnia, every night counting less than N sheep is absolutely can not sleep, and always meet the wolf halfway, one day, A and insomnia, bunk B handed a knife, why? The first thing you need to do is to kill the wolves!
117.The kid next door finally vowed to lose weight - graduation job fair, someone said to him: "Buddy, give way, you blocked my cell phone signal."
118.Monkey dog marriage, the wedding night, the monkey groom asked the bride: you like me which point choose to marry me? Dog bride shyly said: not for the children can be a bit of a human model!
119.The world's most difficult to break is the feelings, the most difficult to seek is love, the most difficult to return is humane, the most difficult to get is friendship, the most difficult to share is affection, the most difficult to be ruthless, the most unforgettable is the expression of your poop.
120.Two flies argued over where to go on their honeymoon after marriage. Finally, the male fly brought the world map, decided to travel around the world for 80 days, the female fly nodded his head and said: China, I think so!
121. Women over 25 no longer talk about youth, over 35 no longer talk about young, over 40 years old, no matter how much they had been flowery and moonlight also no longer talk about posture. But women can always talk about beauty.
122.Since the female gorilla married the male gorilla, she was very uneasy about her husband. One day, she saw the golden monkey down from the tree, went up and drank: stop, you dyed your hair and want to seduce who ah?
123.I left blue dragon, right white tiger, shoulder tattoo a Mickey Mouse!!!!
124. Just graduated: brothers, there will be ah; graduated a year: brothers, there will be a wife ah; later: brothers, regret a wife ah; later: brothers, there will be a wife ah; finally: brothers, regret a wife ah.
125.Monday morning at work, many coworkers are napping, the boss saw this can not help but lament: "After two days of rest over the weekend, everyone is now very tired ......"
126.The boss shot the basketball: you are the lump! SHI, I'm going to eat you today!
127.Wife playing mahjong zero morning to go home, in order not to noisy husband, they stripped naked in the living room in the bedroom, coincidentally, the husband woke up to see the anger: "Too much, you even lost all!"
128.I walk on the road, see the children on the kick to prove that I do not have a pedophile ~ see a good woman on the molestation to prove that I'm not homosexuals ~
129.Men do not have the ability to say that women live too realistic, women do not have the power to say that men live too much philandering
130.My son today said to me I'm sorry, but I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to get through this, but I think I'm going to be able to get through this. I'm glad it wasn't too long.
131.Summer is just not good, I am poor when even the northwest wind did not have to drink...
132.The sign of an immature man is that he is willing to die heroically for a cause, the sign of a mature man is that he is willing to live lowly for a cause...
133.For your sad and Those who are happy for your happiness are enemies; those who are happy for your happiness are friends; and those who are sad for your sadness are those, who should be put in their hearts.
134.Modern women: winter wear so little, summer but wore a three-point ...
135.Duck and crab race, together to reach the end of the finish line, it is difficult to distinguish between winners and losers, the referee said: you come to a rock-paper-scissors it! The duck was furious: Damn, count me, I always cloth, he always scissors.
136. I want lots and lots of love. If there is no love, then lots and lots of money, and if there is neither, it is good to have health.
137.Retire to spend more time with your family...family matters, family matters!
138.The sky did not descend on me, as usual, bitter my mind, laboring my muscles and bones.
139.High school each issued a badge. Once to check before the class teacher ran to the classroom shouting, everyone quickly put on the bra up, to check the la... the whole field was silent...
140.Fault is a temporary regret, and miss is forever regret!
141.Men deepen their friendship because of cigarettes and alcohol, and women make it deeper because of whining.
142.Teachers talk about the topic like to use the plunge which ...... "my bottom radius is 20CM, my height is 50CM, then I ......" below someone said "is a rice bucket ......" the class burst into laughter ......
143.Valentine's Day, lonely me in the restaurant to eat noodles, heard the radio on demand program said: "There is a gentleman to all lovers to order songs to express his blessings, please listen to the following 'Speechless Endings'." ...... I felt bad, people can be loveless, but not shameless, so I also called and ordered a song - "Happy Breakup" by Fish Leung.
144.Happy life in nine words: there is hope, something to do, someone to love ...
145.If you call your boyfriend (husband) (paging, cell phone) when you encounter occupied line (do not answer), do not return, turn off the phone (out of service) and so on, there is absolutely no need to call the second time. Because it's really a bad thing to ruin people's fun time, and crucially, it makes you lose face yourself.
146.My eyes aren't small, they're just heavy...
147.I'm not a boring person, but I don't necessarily have a conversation with you either, so you're on your own!
148.Earned the money of the civil laborers, living the year of petty capitalism! No budget, no idea, a budget shock!
149. Japanese dramas are nodding their heads; Korean dramas are rambling; Hong Kong dramas are making things up; mainland dramas are really good and worse.
150.Half the trouble in life is because you say Yes too fast and No too slow.
151.A beautiful girl proposed to an old man. Old man: Are we suitable? Girl: The Marriage Law does not provide for age difference. Old man: What does it stipulate then? Girl: The right to inherit her husband's property.
152. Why send you a message, because I don't want to see you. Why don't I want to see you, because I don't dare to look at your face. Why don't you dare to look at your face, because you just threw up yesterday.
153.Boys are raised poor, or do not know how to struggle; girls are raised rich, or a piece of cake coaxed away.
154.When the day presses the night into bed again, the sun is born.......
155.5-year-old daughter asked her dad to do something for her. Dad: "Dad is very tired, you praise me a couple of times, if you praise me a couple of times I'll be energized again." Daughter: "Zheng!" Dad: "Hey!" Daughter: "Your family Niu Niu looks really beautiful ah ......"
156.Kindergarten Xiaofang teacher pointed to the blackboard m, a, y, d, b a few pinyin test test the children, the children with the most standard pronunciation to say:
158. Garfield said: I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.
Annie Babe says: In that moment, you finally realized that the person you once loved had disappeared from the world on the day you said goodbye. The love and thoughts in your heart are just a reminder of what you once had. I think, some things can be forgotten, some things can be remembered, some things can be willing, some things have been unable to do anything. I love you, this is my hijacking.
Sun Zhanmin said: walk by and miss
Rao Xueman said: there is a wall in your heart, push it open and you can see heaven.
Rao Xueman said: To use a very old-fashioned words, if he is the fire, then I am the reckless stupid moth
Han Han said: Tired and bitter, as if he is a hundred and fifty-five, and difficult and dangerous, as if he is the face of the two
Read a thousand books, as if you have traveled thousands of miles, as if you have traveled thousands of miles, as if you have read countless people, as if you have read countless people, as if you have been taught by masters, as if you have been taught
It is not every word that is said, it is the same thing as a book, but it is also the same as the same thing that is said in the book.
Not every sorry sentence can be exchanged for no matter what!
I realized that the way to attract a man is to keep him from getting it; the way to attract a woman is just the opposite, which is to keep her satisfied.
The guy who said "time is the best medicine" gave me a pull out to kill because after I tried that there is no effect
Loneliness is an addiction that can't be kicked.
A person has only one heart, but there are two chambers of the heart. One inhabits happiness; one inhabits sadness. Don't laugh too loud, or you'll wake up the sadness next to you.
Me: "Boss, give me a bowl of rice noodles with green peppers and shredded meat, more green peppers, more shredded meat, and more rice noodles."
Boss: "Isn't that two bowls? ......"
When you are embraced by failure, success may be waiting to kiss you on the side.
What money can buy is worthless in the end.
Mentally deranged lunatics are not scary. What's scary is mentally sane lunatics.
It has been proved that feelings can withstand the wind and rain, but can not withstand the plain; friendship can withstand the plain, but can not withstand the wind and rain.
People have the background, and all I have is the back~~.
Love is like two people pulling a rubber band, the one who gets hurt is always the one who doesn't want to let go.
The difference between a lie and a vow is that one is taken seriously by the person who hears it, and the other is taken seriously by the person who says it
There is no such thing as a 100-point significant other, there are only 50-point two people!
Don't complain about life all day long, life won't even know who you are, let alone it will listen to your complaints.
If love can be booked, I will still choose you in the next life! ----- love message
To eat a little bit properly to have the strength to lose weight.
I am embarrassed to catch you, how can you still have the nerve to steal?
Men like a woman who listens to them, but if a man likes a woman, he will listen to her without realizing it.
Sphere is also a figure!
There's a dollar coin in the flowerbed, but the sign by the flowerbed says "Step into the flowerbed and you'll be fined three dollars!"
There was a dollar coin in the flowerbed, but the sign by the flowerbed said "Three dollar fine for stepping in the flowerbed!
If looking in the mirror was taxed, I'm afraid some women would go bankrupt.
There is a ramen restaurant in Chengdu labeled "Northwest Flavor," so if you haven't had a taste of the northwest wind, you can try it
A penny for a penny, a penny for a penny, a penny for a penny, a penny for a penny, a penny for a penny!
We started there are planted corn, and then engaged in reforms are planted pineapple, as far as the eye can see, a large swath of a large swath of ...... leaders came to inspect and said: "Very good, very good, here have become the Baltic Sea ... ... ...
Nothing is better than love, and rice porridge is always better than nothing.
Exercise your muscles to prevent getting punched in the face!
The sky collapsed you top, I pad, huh ...
This love has no plan to eliminate .
They're not the only ones who can't get rid of it.
I am a good person, usually even stepped on an ant will be chanting the Buddha, the soul of the dead, and for the repair of graves and tombs, more afraid of its death single lonely, then stepped on dozens of ants for its companion, can be said to be doing their best. I hope the sex good people contact me ~ ~ ~ ~
Western city, Zhuge Liang played a song, the sound of the aftermath, listening to the 150,000 Wei troops outside the city as intoxicated. Zhuge Liang: "Thank you all, each please pay the admission fee of one or two." Wei army was shocked, in a few moments, one hundred and fifty thousand people fled without a single one left ......
God gave me brain - so I think; God gave me feet - so I run; God gave me ten fingers - so I surfed the Internet. After thinking, I ran to surf the Internet ......
None of those who are more talented than me are as handsome as I am, and none of those who are more handsome than me are as talented as I am!
"Come on, chick, give the big man a smile!"
MM ignores ......
"That, chick not to the big master smile, the big master to give you a smile ......"
MM: hit the back to see, fascinating I'm not going to be able to get a good look at it, but I'm going to be able to get a good look at it!
I hope one day I can double-click on my wallet and select a $100 bill, hold down "ctrl-c" and then keep "ctrl-v".... ...
Don't fool me with XO that expired in '83, give me a bottle of this year's~
Stammering, he said, "Me...me and you, we're...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from...we're like fish away from the world. ...from...boiling water!"
Stretching out four fingers is pronounced "four" in English, so how do you pronounce it in English when you bend four fingers?
I never blush when I look at a pretty girl, but I blush when I look at someone else. Why should I blush?
New Nongfusanquan ad:
A little hooligan was molesting a woman, and the passers-by didn't dare to come forward to stop him, when a farmer rushed forward, "Let her go, she's my sister!"
"Who are you ah, Ya looking for pumping is it ......" has not finished, only to hear three muffled sounds, the small hooligans full of blood fell to the ground.
(Camera panned) only to see the farmer rubbing his wrists and cursing, "NND, let you taste the farmer three punches (Shanquan) powerful!"
Ugly, but ugly in a special way, that is, extra ugly.
I never write wording, but I write through and through!
A cabbage, undressing as it goes, and finally it's gone 。。。。
A black cat saved a white cat from the river, do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later? It said: "Meow 。。。。"
How do you make a drink bigger? Answer, recite the Great Compassion Mantra.
One day a match fell and broke its head so it went to the hospital to be bandaged, only to come out as a cotton swab.
Guge Liang also did not lead the troops before leaving the mountain ah, why do you want me to have work experience!!!!
Not afraid of tiger-like enemy, afraid of pig-like teammates!
You can't please everyone, because not everyone is human
A green bean walking down the street, walking, stepping on a slice of lemon, and became [sour bean feet]...
This child is so fucking inviting; this child's mother is so inviting; this child is so inviting...<
The two farmers bragged - "The chickens on our farm eat tea leaves and lay all tea eggs" "Come on, we give the chickens purses on our farm and let them lay eggs..."
Don't say that other people The only thing that makes a brain sick is that it has to have a brain.
When we were young, we used to make faces in the mirror; when we were old, the mirror kind of got even.
After seeing me, you will suddenly realize that handsome can be so specific!
I drink only pure water, milk only drink pure milk, so I'm very simple...
Excerpted from "Ancient Dragon's Quotations"
Beyond meeting a shrew is more of a headache
Meeting two shrews at the same time
Meals and buns fighting in the group fight, rice on the basis of the strength of the people, but wherever you see the packaged on the fight! Sugar package meat package steamed dumplings is no one spared ...... dumplings were cornered, in the heat of the moment to the clothes of a steak shouted: look at it clearly, I am undercover!
The teacher asked a student how to reduce white pollution?
Student answer: make the lunch box blue
There is a man, he has a bad stomach. One day, he came to the gastric hospital to see the doctor, said: "I eat what pull what, eat water
melon pull watermelon, eat cucumber pull cucumber!"
The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you can only eat shit!"
On an airplane, an air hostess asked a little girl, "Why don't airplanes fly so high and hit the stars? "
The little girl replied: "I know, because the stars will 'flash' ah!"
Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: People!
Q: So one day, the chief got sick and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, so what did he eat?
A: Eat vegetarians! ~~
A three-quarter-rare steak and a five-quarter-rare steak meet on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk)
Because ....................
Because ........................
Because they don't know each other well~! Haha
The playing dumb thing, when done right, is called great wisdom. The mumbling thing, if done well, is called deep.
Some people are destined to wait for others, and some are destined to be waited for.
Bulls like me, when I want to find someone to admire I go look in the mirror.
Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!
To mix in the jianghu, it is best to be a bachelor
Even if it is believe there is a lie hidden in the middle.(Belive means believe, lie means lie)
Do you think I will stand by and watch you go to your death? I'll close my eyes.
How far away are thoughts, how far away are you from me
Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK?
Ask the king how many sorrows he can have, it's just like a group of eunuchs going up to the green house
Men conquer women by conquering the world! The woman is trying to conquer the world by conquering the man!
Live, in the posture of death ......
I come quietly, go quietly, wave a dagger, do not leave a living soul.
Sonny was repaired by his father, he ran to his mom to complain: "Mom, someone beat your son what would you do?" Mom: "I will
beating his son revenge!" Son:"......"
When I was a child, my teacher taught me the definition of "handsome", and I couldn't figure it out, but then the same person took out a mirror for me.OY! I understand.
In the 21st century, what is most important? I
Everyone says I'm an actor because my eyes are round when I see a pretty MM ......
It takes thousands of years to turn from a monkey into a human being, and only one bottle of wine to change back from a human being to a monkey.
No big deal. --An advertisement slogan for a breast enlargement product
Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me!
When I was a kid I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, and when I grew up I realized that the whole world couldn't save me ......
Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.