Harmonic word jokes: 1, music teacher called pipe organ, bodybuilding teacher called Chen Yaling, boiler heat treatment teacher called Wu Yanmei. 2, my middle school medical office has a school nurse named "Duanzhen", we do not go to her place to get injections. 3. There was a man named Zhu Yiqun and a man named Yang Yizhi. There was a guy named Qin Shousheng. I don't know what her parents thought. 5, a girl in junior high school called Ni Yang, a little girl's health is not good, always sick, every time the homeroom teacher called her, it is Ni Yang - Ni Yang -, and finally simply shouted as "mother": "Is Mother not here? Is Mother sick again?" 6, on the sophomore year, the final exam, "Principles of Marxist Philosophy," the whole department only one did not pass, his name is - Ma Zhe. 7, Wu security - is a driver 8, there is a child called Zi Teng, originally quite elegant name, flat old man surnamed Du, depressed for a long time, just endure. 9, the beginning of the school year, the teacher named in turn: Zhang San, Li Si, ... ... Pork Belly! --Pork Belly? -- No one should, a long time, a lifetime of stealing hands, said: "Teacher, you are not calling Zhu Yue Po?" Teacher: :-O All students except Zhu Yue Po: :-) 10, my high school homeroom teacher surnamed Gou, summer vacation to change his name. At the beginning of the school year, some students see him still respectfully shouted Gou teacher, he was furious: I have never been surnamed Gou! 11, "Jiao Hougen", and "heel" and "heel" in the Suzhou language read the same. 12. "Duan Ming", pronounced in Suzhou as "broken life", was renamed later. 13, Wu Lijian, no problem to pronounce in Cantonese, but there was a teacher from Hunan, "Wu" and "Hu" were not pronounced clearly, and the result was "vixen", and after a few laughs, the student was never named again. After a few laughs, this student was never named again. 14, name: Gou Xuegui ->> dog learn chicken! Wu Xingzhi -〉〉No interest! Called "Duan Jia Cai" 15, a heavy accent of the governor to the village to make a report: "rabbits, shrimp, pig tails! No pickles, they're too expensive!" (Translation: Comrades, villagers, pay attention! Don't talk, we're in session!) After the governor's speech, the host says: "Pickles please, sausage and pickles!" (Interpreter: Now the township chief will speak!) The township chief says: "Rabbits, today's meal dogs eat, everyone is a big wangbang!" (Interpreter: Comrades, today's meal is enough, everyone make big bowls!) "No sauce melon, I'll pick up a dog shit for you to lick." (Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.) The Taoyuan dialect is very peculiar, with high endings, such as "bureau", which is pronounced as "pig". I first went to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contacted the Personnel Bureau for an interview. The person from the propaganda department called to make an appointment for me, using the speakerphone. Propaganda Department: "Hey, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau)" The other party: "No, you've got it wrong. I'm not a human being but a pig (Personnel Bureau), my mother is a pig (Food Bureau)." I tried desperately to hold back my laughter, and my stomach hurt. The next day, I attended a county government briefing. Roll call before the meeting. Moderator: "Which units are here?" So one by one the attendees introduced themselves, "I'm a male castrated pig (Public Security Bureau)." "My name is Meat Pig (Education Bureau)." "I'm a bit of a pig (Post Office)." "I am a typical pig (Telecommunications Bureau) 16, ears here The newly appointed governor is Shandong, because to hang the tent, he said to the master: "You give me to buy two bamboo poles to." The new governor is from Shandong, so he said to the butcher, "Buy me two bamboo poles." The master heard "bamboo poles" as "pig livers" in Shandong accent, and promised to run to the butcher's store and said to the shopkeeper, "The new governor wants to buy two pig livers, and you are a man who understands that! You know what you're doing, don't you?" The owner of the butcher store was a smart man, and immediately cut off two pig livers and gave him a pair of pig ears. After leaving the butcher's store, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pig's liver, so of course the pig's ear is mine. ......" So he wrapped up the ear and stuffed it into his pocket. I'm not sure how much I'm going to be able to do, but I'm going to be able to do a lot more than that. When the magistrate saw that the master had bought pig's liver, he said angrily, "Where have your ears gone!" When the master teacher heard this, he was scared and replied in a panic: "The ear ...... ear ...... is here ...... in my... ...in my pocket!" 17 China's boundaries Mr. Lee: How big is China's boundaries? A student: China's Jiangyu? The Jiangyu of the Yangtze River or the Jiangyu of the Heilongjiang River? Mr. Li: Your geography score, probably to the bottom of the first. A student: to Shu first? Then I have to Sichuan to study. 18, the United States and Japan in Asia Mr. Lee: How do you say the United States and Japan are in Asia? Full seek pass: I said daily in Asia how wrong? I am not every day in Asia? 19, the South China Sea islands Mr. Lee in geography class. Mr. Lee: the South China Sea islands in what place, we see? Students burst out laughing, shouted: "saw, in the front row!" It turned out that there is a "boy" called "Zhu Guide". 20, read "fifteen" summer vacation, mom led the dragon to the countryside to see grandpa. Grandpa was very happy and asked Longlong with concern: "How are you doing in school?" Longlong: "I'm in my first year." Grandpa thought for a moment and said: "Read well, the first day of the year to read, fifteen also have to read ah, but also read every day to read, in order to read well."