What goes farthest every day? ) Earth
Xiaohua said that he could make the room and toys disappear in 1 second. Is it possible? Close your eyes.
A pit one meter wide and two meters deep. There is no water in the pit. Why would someone accidentally fall and drown? (Dung pit
When can the net carry water? When water freezes,
The teacher said that earthworms can be regenerated after being cut into two parts. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworm died. Why? Xiaodong is cut vertically.
The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Everyone's dead.
A caterpillar crossed a river without a bridge. How can it get past it? Turn into a butterfly and fly over.
Xiao Zhao bought a lottery ticket and won the first prize, but didn't give it to him?
On the day of receiving the prize
What should I do if I want to lengthen the stick, but I can't bite it with my teeth, cut it with a knife or break it with my hands? Compare with a longer stick.
What's more annoying than crows? misfortune
There are two identical twin brothers. Brother has a mole on his ass, but brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? twins
Mr Xu made a big mistake. When he reached for his pocket in front of his wife, some bar matchboxes, horse tickets that didn't win the prize, and photos of old lovers were scattered all over the floor. In his panic, he put his hand over something to avoid quarreling. What is the most effective thing he covers up? Wife's left eye or right eye?
1. foxes are best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? alcohol
2. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby without eyes? Chickens lay eggs
If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today? Sit down in heaven
4. What do fat girls say when they are sick and most afraid of being visited by others? Take care.
The hotter the weather, the higher it climbs. thermometer
6. What animal did you kill but it bled? mosquito
7. Who goes to see a doctor every day? doctor
8. What photo can't tell who it is? optical test
9. Mrs. Wang talks all day, but he talks the least in a month. What month is it? February
10. What cloth keeps cutting? waterfall
1 1. Xiao Zhang was locked in an unlocked room, but he couldn't open the door with all his strength. What happened? That door needs to be pushed open.
12. In an exam, a pair of deskmates handed in the same test paper, but the teacher thought they definitely didn't cheat. Why? They all handed in blank papers.
13. What will solidify when heated? egg
14. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? newspaper
15. Which is more painful, starting with coconut or watermelon? head
16. Xiao Wang whistled leisurely while brushing his teeth. How did he do it? He is brushing his false teeth.
17. An old lady got on the bus. Why didn't anyone give up his seat? There are seats in the car.
18. Which is longer, the water snake, the python or the bamboo snake? Green bamboo snake
19. What door can never be closed? target
20. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? Walking is slow and tired.
2 1. What can I enter effortlessly? doze off
22. On which floor should Gai Lou be built? Start with the basics.
23. Where do I pay for the speech? make a telephone call
24. Valentine's Day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to please her? credit card
25. Xiao Liu is a very ordinary person. Why can he not blink for more than ten hours? He is sleeping.
26. When eating apples, eating a bug makes you feel sick, so how many bugs are the most disgusting? Half a one
27. What is the fastest way to turn ice into water? Remove the two points next to the word "ice"
28. Put the eggs in a basket, assuming that the number of eggs in the basket increases by 1 time per minute, so that the basket will be full after 12 minutes. So, when is it half a basket of eggs? 1 1 min
29. What always comes, but never really comes? tomorrow
30. How can I write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Write the word "red"
3 1. There is a natural black marble. What will happen if it is thrown into Qiantang River on September 7th? Sink into the bottom of the river
32. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? No one dares to stop fighting.
33. There is one thing that you can get with your left hand but not with your right. What is this? right hand
34. How can I drink a full glass of drinks at the bottom? Suck through a straw
35. What does it mean that a good horse doesn't eat grass back? There is no grass to eat in the back.
36. Who is the king of beasts? zoo director
37. What is the thing that only one person can do? have a dream
38. What animal stays up late every day? panda
39. The beautiful princess stopped hanging mosquito nets after she got married. Why? She married the frog prince.
40. There is an absolute * * * in every couple's life. What is that? Get married on the same day
4 1. What is the first thing that everyone wakes up in the morning? open one's eyes
42. When can children meet side by side? okay
43. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange? Hands and feet.
44. What English letters do people like to listen to best? laser record
45. The plane was flying in the air and suddenly ran out of gas. What fell first? Oil gauge pointer
46. Where is the narrowest road? Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).
47. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in? When I go to the bathroom,
48. There are two people, one facing south and the other facing north. They are not allowed to look back, walk or look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's faces. You can face to face
49. After the major operation, Lao Lin changed his artificial heart. After she got well, her girlfriend broke up immediately. Why? Don't really love her.
50. If someone asks for directions, which sentence are you most afraid of hearing? Is this the earth?
5 1. When you come home in the middle of the night, only to find that you forgot your key and there is no one else at home, what is your biggest wish? I forgot to lock the door.
52. What are the benefits of black hair? Not afraid of the dark
53. Why is a bottle of highly toxic medicine harmless to people? As long as you don't drink or touch.
There is one thing that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? coffin
55. What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Nobody knows.
56. When did the clock stop working? The clock won't go.
"Innate" refers to the inheritance of parents. What is "the day after tomorrow"? The day after tomorrow is tomorrow.
58. What are the main reasons for divorce? marry
59. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbour? She can't sit
60. Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Afraid of biting your fingers
6 1. What is the ceremony that the priest can't preside over anyway? lie on one's stomach
62. The clock struck thirteen. What should I do now? Take it to repair.
63. There is a kind of fruit that is green before eating, red after eating and black after spitting. What kind of fruit is this? watermelon
64. A young man wanted to do business in the river. However, there are no boats or bridges in this river. So he swam across the river in the morning, and it only took him an hour to swim to the other side. In the afternoon, the width and velocity of the river did not change. More importantly, his swimming speed did not change, but it took him two and a half hours to swim to the other side of the river. Why do you think it is? Two and a half hours is an hour.
65. A man committed suicide by jumping off a 50-meter-high building and fell heavily to the ground. Why isn't he dead? He was scared to death in midair.
66. There is a master who is good at martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and he was soaked through, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? He is a monk without hair.
May 5th is a traditional festival of our people: Dragon Boat Festival, the day when the great poet Qu Yuan threw himself into the river. Do you know what may 12 is? The day when Qu Yuan burned the "first seven"
68.3 people use 3 buckets of water for 3 days and 9 people use several buckets of water for 9 days? 9 barrels
69. What did you do but you will be punished? do homework
70. Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? It crawls on the map.
7 1. Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? He comes home early every morning.
72. The family has its own rules, and so does the country. What are the rules in the zoo? turtle
1: A glittering man. (blockbuster)
2. An old lady asked a lady, "Where did your husband go on business?" I saw the lady throw a bowl of porridge out. (Africa)
3. What did Beethoven tell you? As long as you recite it, you will get more points in the exam.
What would the world be like if Einstein were still alive? (One more person)
5: How many minutes does it take to cook one egg and three eggs? (Three minutes, we can cook together)
6: The end of the world is coming. What is everyone busy with? (Breathing sound)
There is a wall in front of pigs and people. The man dodged the wall. Why did the pig hit it?
Answer: Because pigs don't have brain teasers.
1. What is the name of a beautiful woman who insists on not having children after marriage in order to keep fit?
Answer: peerless beauty
You must do everything with both hands.
Answer: shake hands