Classic 1:
Mcdull: Fish balls, please.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Really? Laiwan fish ball rice noodles bar
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: Really? Na tripe coarse noodles bar
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Fish balls and noodles, then.
Principal: No fish balls.
Mcdull: Why is there nothing? Then let's eat squid balls and coarse noodles.
Principal: There is no rough surface.
McDull: Sold out again? Bowl of fish balls and rice noodles, please.
Principal: No fish balls.
P: McDull, they are all sold out of fish balls and coarse noodles, but they are all gone.
Mcdull: Oh ~ ~! There is nothing in it ... please give me fish balls.
Principal: No fish balls.
McDull: What about the coarse flour?
Principal: There is no rough surface.
Classic 2:
Mcdull motto:
Mcdull said: If you live, you must have a pot of porridge.
McDull said: Strong kidney is strength.
Mcdull said: a pig and a pig bag.
Mcdull said: there are unexpected events in the sky, and people are doomed to misfortune.
Mcdull said: smell the chicken and move chopsticks!
Mcdull said: All shall be well, jack shall have Jill.
Mcdull said: if the relationship lasts for a long time, it's not pork.
McDull said: A threesome must have a pig's head.
Classic 3:
My wish is to be a headmaster. Every day, I finish the tuition, eat hot pot today, spicy hot pot, pickled fish hot pot tomorrow, and pig bone hot pot the day after tomorrow. Teacher Cheng praised me straight: McDull, you finally found the true meaning of life!
Classic 4:
May, do you need to wear pants to be a pillar of society?
Of course, which pillar of society doesn't wear pants?
Ah ~ ~ Oh, shit! I only have a pair of swimming trunks.
Then you should be a lifeguard. Lifeguards are also the pillars of society.
Is that so? But I'm afraid of death! May, if sometimes those social pillars want to stink, will they?
Take off your pants?
Of course it will!
Oh ~ ~ that's good! I can be a pillar of society that wants to stink!
People call you a pillar of society. Why does it stink?
Let me ask ~ if it really stinks, is it a pillar of society?
Sort of!
That's more like it ~ ~ If that social pillar is too plump and burps and farts, is he still a social pillar?
Sort of. !
If that pillar of society has aphtha, acne, overeating and beriberi, is he still a pillar of society?
Where did you get so many questions?
Oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid I can't be a pillar of society when I grow up!
Afraid of what? When you grow up and study hard, you will definitely become a pillar of society!
Study hard? ! Study hard, won't you want to stink?
Classic 5:
May: McDull, what are you pretending to be?
Mcdull: OL~~ ah.
May: What is ol?
Mcdull: OL...OL is the office girl!
Classic 6: Classics of Principal's Speech
Dear students! Our school has been established for almost 50 years, not 50 years, but almost 50 years, and it will soon exceed 50 years.
Years! Well ~ ~ ~ In this nearly 50 years, less than 50 years, our school has trained many talents for the society, and it will soon be.
The school will cultivate more pillars for the society! Perhaps friends will ask: Chairman, you have trained so many clubs in the past 50 years.
What's the use of Hui Liangdong? I can tell you clearly here that it will take a long time for our school to be established for 50 years.
As for whether our school will have the opportunity to celebrate its 50th anniversary? It depends on cultivating more pillars for our society.
Can our school collect all the students' tuition fees this month? Thank you!
Principal, how do we celebrate the 50th anniversary?
Mm-hmm ~ ~ I will invite all my friends to pee on the roof of the school ~ ~ ~ ~ eat-fire-pot! ! !
The most classic sentence:
Here, the sun is shining, the blue sky and white clouds, coconut sand and green trees, clear water and white sand are located in a paradise in the Indian Ocean.
Fast food dinner special meal
Mcdull: Please give me a regular meal.
Mai Tai: Dinner? What's for dinner?
Dude: It's like a special meal.
Mai tai: What are the specialties?
Dude: Just like fast food.
Mai Tai: What is fast food?
Dude: Hey, isn't fast food lunch?
Mai Tai: What's for lunch?
Dude: Lunch is the same as dinner.
Mai Tai: What's for dinner?
Dude: Dinner is also dinner.
Mai Tai: Well, I want two regular meals.
Dude: Good stuff, our dinner today ... Sorry, ordinary meals are sold out.
Mcdull: Well, we will have a special substitute.
Mai Tai: Special? What's the specialty?
Dude: The specialty is lunch.
Mai Tai: What's for lunch?
Dude: It's all dinner stuff.
Mai Tai: What's the dinner?
Dude: Just like fast food.
Mai Tai: What's fast food for?
Dude: Well, fast food is also a dinner.
Mai Tai: So you just said that there are no regular meals?
Dude: Yes, dinner is sold out. Would you like to try the special?
Mai Tai: Two special meals.
Dude: Sorry, the special price has been sold out.
Mcdull: Well, Mom, why don't we switch to fast food?
Mai Tai: What's in the fast food?
Dude: Fast food is dinner.
Mai Tai: What's in the dinner?
Dude: Dinner is also lunch.
Mai Tai: Hey, what's for lunch?
Dude: Lunch is the same as dinner.
Mai Tai: What about dinner?
Dude: Dinner is very special.
Mai Tai: Hey, did you just say nothing special?
Dude: Yes, the specialties are sold out. Do you want to try fast food? The same.
Mai Tai: What two kinds of fast food?
Dude: Sorry, there is no fast food.
Mai Tai: It's not outrageous. What kind of meals do you have?
Dude: Lunch. Lunch is good.
Mai Tai: What's good?
Dude: It's as good as dinner.
Mai Tai: What about dinner?
Dude: It's as delicious as ordinary rice.
Mai Tai: How about an ordinary meal?
Dude: Dinner? Regular meals are sold out early in the morning, don't you think?
Mai Tai: OK, OK, two lunches.
Dude: Sorry! Lunch is sold out. Would you like to try our dinner? The same.
Matt: What's for dinner in broad daylight?
Dude: Well ... it's called dinner, but it's actually lunch.
Mai Tai: Well, I'm afraid of you. I want two dinners. Come on.
Dude: Think fast? Want to eat fast food quickly?
clear
There are many things in this world,
I don't understand,
But I'm not afraid.
I think, one day after I finished kindergarten,
Go to primary school,
Go to middle school,
Go to college again,
When I graduated from college,
I know I will understand everything.
Mai tai world.
Paper-wrapped chicken-Welcome to "Mai Tai World". Today, I will introduce a simple and unique side dish-chicken wrapped in paper, which the children at home must like very much. The material is simple. We just need a chicken bag. We tear off the paper at the bottom of the chicken bag ... slowly, we will get a piece of chicken bag paper and turn it over. This paper-wrapped chicken is ready. Simple, right? Thank you for watching!
Paper chicken bag-nice to see you again so soon. Next, I will teach you how to make paper chicken buns. The material is also very simple. We just need a blank sheet of paper. We just need to make the paper like this (knead it into a ball) .................................................................................................
Wrapped in chicken paper wrapped in chicken paper wrapped in chicken-now I'm going to teach you a unique side dish-wrapped in chicken paper wrapped in chicken wrapped in chicken. Tear the wrapped chicken carefully first, and everyone will have a piece of wrapped chicken paper and a piece of chicken. Then wrap the chicken wrapping paper like me, and then wrap it with chicken wrapping paper like this, and you're done! Isn't that simple? There is really a piece of chicken to eat!