A collection of funny sayings that are offensive to people

A collection of funny sayings that are offensive to people. The sayings are short, funny, and vivid sentences that were invented and spread among the people. The idioms are more emphatic than ordinary speech and are easier for people to understand. Below is a collection of funny sayings.

Funny postscript 1

1. The water in the teapot - boil away

2. The fire burns the bamboo forest - all the bachelors

3. The cook's row *--*Taking the blame

4. From Henan to Hunan - even more difficult

5. Full cow belly - straw bag

6 , The tailor does not bring a ruler - the intention is not measured (good)

7. Remove Zhao from "Hundred Family Surnames" - money comes from the mouth

8. The water in the teapot - boil Open

9. The fire burns the bamboo forest--a lot of bachelors

10. The cook *--* takes the blame

11. From Henan to Hunan--difficult More difficult

12. A full cow’s belly--straw bag

13. A tailor without a ruler--intentions without measuring (good)

14 , "Hundred Family Surnames" removes Zhao - talking is money

15. Drinking water through the nostrils - enough to choke

16. Car accident - taking advantage of others' danger

17. Singing leg cramps - can't get off the stage

18. Put powder into the coffin - save face

19. Doctor sells coffins - life or death Money

20. Dirty mother-in-law cries dirty - so dirty

21. The notice is posted on the roof - God knows

22. One ear is big, the other is small - raised by pigs

23. No chickens for twenty-one days - bad guy

24. Five hundred yuan divided into two - Two hundred and five

25. The cow dung bug moves - get out

26. The stone is placed in the chicken coop - the bastard

27. The old fat pig is slaughtered - -The goods that suffer from *

28. There is an eldest brother and a second brother--who do you think is the eldest

29. Spreading soybeans in the sesame field--hybrid

30 , hanged ghost beats powder * flower - ~ shameless

31. Poems written in the toilet - smelly scholar

32. * bites beggar - animals can also bully people

33. *The shadow of biting the skin--not a bit human

34. A camel gives birth to a donkey--a strange species

35. No seedlings emerge after planting the land--a bad species. Funny Quotes 2

1. What kind of bird are you with *chicken feathers on a bat?

2. Flies collecting nectar - pretending to be crazy (bee)

3. Teapot The water in it--boil away

4. The fire burns the bamboo forest--a lot of bachelors

5. The cook*--* takes the blame

6. Since Henan to Hunan - more difficult than ever

7. Full cow belly - straw bag

8. The tailor does not bring a ruler - intention without measure (good)

9. Remove Zhao from "Hundred Family Surnames" - opening your mouth is money

10. Drinking water from the nostrils - it's too choking

11. Car accident - taking advantage of others' danger

12. Singing leg cramps - can't get off the stage

13. Put powder into the coffin - save face

14. Doctor sells coffins - life and death cost money

15. Dirty mother cries dirty - so dirty

16. The notice is posted on the roof - God knows

17. The King of Hell Grandpa---an old ghost

18. A blind man plays the piano---nonsense

19. A horse racing on the wall---a beast who never looks back

20. The monkey has diarrhea---the intestines are broken

21. Falls in the bamboo garden---should be cut to death

22. One ear is big and the other is small. ---Raised by pigs

23. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven ---Forget (king) eight

24. Act according to clothes ---*Looking at people

25. The King of Hell issued a notice---a series of lies

26. The Bodhisattva's broad-mindedness---no heart

27. *Bite and beg for help---animals can also deceive others

28. One ear is big and the other is small - raised by pigs

29. No chickens for twenty-one days - bad guy

30. Five hundred cents Two times - two hundred and five

31. The cow dung bug moves - get out

32. Put the stone in the chicken coop - bastard

33. The old fat man Pigs are slaughtered--the goods that are beaten

34. There is an eldest brother and a second brother--who are you? Funny commentaries 3

1. Beating dogs with meat buns--yes No return

2. The stones in the manure pit--stinky and hard

3. Lost the watermelon and picked sesame seeds--lost a big thing for a small thing

4 , The lamp oil dries up - the fire burns the heart (core)

5. The toad jumps into the well - does not understand (plop)

6. Good mud makes a good stove - good intentions cannot be rewarded Good news

7. Spread some salt into the boiling oil pan - it exploded

8. Confucius' inkstone - the heart is too dark

9. Lu Zhishen Monkhood - no worries

10. The Clay Bodhisattva cannot save himself when he crosses the river

11. Overlord’s toast--you have to do it even if you don’t want to do it

12. Winter melon Make a steamer out of skin - no competition for steam

13. Hanging scissors on the end of a hundred-foot pole - Gao Cai (cutting)

14. The big fat boy catches Zhou - Xiao People succeed

15. An empty coffin is buried - there is no one in the tomb

16. A scorpion and a tiger lift the door curtain - reveal a small hand

17. Kick over the kerosene stove - break up (fire)

18. The wooden fish in the temple - let anyone beat it

19. The puppet sheds tears - hypocrisy

20. Driving ducks to the shelves - thankless work

21. Ants chewing bones - take your time

22. Silk wipes your butt - no matter the cost

23. Seeing a camel and saying the horse is swollen - rare but strange

24. The monk does not eat tofu - strange (vegetarian)

25. It happened that his father beat him It's a coincidence that his brother - coincidence upon coincidence

26. A thief meets a robber - it's a coincidence

27. The blind man found a Eyeless - just a coincidence

28. The old lady eats persimmons - picks out the soft ones

29. Carrying eight sides and looking for nine - never seen in the world (ten ) noodles

30. The Bodhisattva in the Earth Temple - I have never seen a big incense

31. Carrying a pig in a bamboo cage - showing the hooves

32. The toad in Suzhou - Difficult to deal with (Nan Chan)

33. Steaming an empty cage in boiling water - don't fight (steamed) buns for breath

34. The lame man gets on the kang - Move one up

35. Be a witch and a ghost - pretend to be good at both ends

36. Scorpion with a long tail - full of poison

37. It is difficult for a crow to enter a flock of phoenixes - it is too dark

38. Eel's tail - sharp and slippery

39. A tiger becomes a monk - with a human face and a beast's heart

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41. Arsenic wrapped in sugar - the poison is inside

42. The old fat pig is slaughtered - the one who gets the knife

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43. A heifer goes to see a doctor - so awesome

44. Takes off his pants to chase the tiger - shameless and lifeless

45. Bringing an abacus Entering the coffin - even if you die

46. Eating popsicles and pulling popsicles - nothing to say

47. Talking without lighting a lamp - talking slander

48. Borrowed a dime and got ten cents - not bad at all

49. The mouse fell into the water tank - fashionable

50. Eating dumplings without the fillings - Adjust (pick) the skin