Homophone jokes: 1. The music teacher is called Pipe Organ, the bodybuilding teacher is called Chen Yaling, and the boiler heat treatment teacher is called Wu Yanmei.

2. There is a school doctor named "Duan Zhen" in the medical office of my middle school. We don't go to her for injections.

3. One is named Zhu Yiqun and the other is named Yang Yizhi.

4. There is a person named Qin Shousheng. I wonder what her parents think?

5. There is a girl named Ni Yang in junior high school. The little girl is not in good health and is always sick. Every time the class teacher calls her by name, it is Ni Yang - Ni Yang -. In the end, she simply calls her "Mother": "Mother, no?"

Are you coming? Is mom sick again?" 6. When I was a sophomore, only one person in the whole department failed the "Principles of Marxist Philosophy", and his name was Ma Zhe.

7. Wu An'an - he is a driver 8. There is a child named Zi Teng. His name is originally quite elegant. Bian Bian's father's surname is Du. He was depressed for a long time and finally endured it.

9. At the beginning of school, the teacher called the names in turn: Zhang San, Li Si,... ...pig belly!

——Pork belly?

——No one answered, for a long time, I raised my hand secretly and said: "Teacher, are you calling me Zhu Yuepo?" Teacher::-O All classmates except Zhu Yuepo::-) 10. My high school teacher's surname is Gou.

Summer vacation name change.

When school started, a classmate saw him and respectfully called him Teacher Gou. He was furious: I have never been named Gou! 11. "Jiao Hougen" is pronounced exactly the same as "Heel" in Suzhou dialect.

12. "Duan Ming" is pronounced the same as "Duan Ming" in Suzhou dialect, and was later renamed.

13. Wu Lijian, there is no problem in pronouncing it in Cantonese, but a teacher from Hunan came. He couldn't pronounce "Wu" and "Hu" clearly, so he became a "vixen". After several times of laughter, this classmate was never called out again.

14. Name: Gou Xueji——〉〉A dog imitates a chicken!

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Wu Xingzhi——〉〉Not interested!

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Called "Duan Jiacai" 15. A county magistrate with a heavy accent came to the village to make a report: "Rabbits, shrimps, pig tails! No pickles, pickles are too expensive!!" (Translation: Comrades, fellow villagers,

Pay attention! Don’t talk, it’s a meeting now!) After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said: "Pickles, pickles, pickles!" (Translation: Let’s talk now!) The township magistrate said: "Rabbits, today’s meeting

The rice is eaten, and everyone is a big bastard!" (Translation: Comrades, the food is enough for today, let's all use a big bowl!) "If you don't want pickled melon, I will pick up some dog poop for you to lick.

" (Translation: Don't talk, I'll tell you a story...) Taoyuan dialect is very strange, with high ending sounds, such as "bureau", which is pronounced as "pig".

First go to the Propaganda Department of the County Party Committee and contact the Personnel Bureau for an interview.

Someone from the publicity department called me to make an appointment on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hey, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau)" The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a pig (Personnel Bureau), my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau)." I tried my best to endure it.

Stop laughing, my stomach hurts.

The next day I attended a county government briefing.

Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?" So the participants announced their homes one by one: "I am a male castrate (Public Security Bureau)." "My name is Pork (Education Bureau)." "I am a bit of a pig (Post and Telecommunications Bureau)

" "I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau) 16. The new county magistrate here is from Shandong. Because he had to pay the bills, he said to the master: "Go and buy me two bamboo poles."

"The master misunderstood the Shandong accent of "bamboo pole" as "pork liver" and quickly agreed. He hurried to the butcher shop and said to the shopkeeper: "The new county magistrate wants to buy two pig livers. You know the answer?

, you should know it by heart!

"The shopkeeper was a smart man. He understood immediately after hearing it. He immediately cut off two pig livers and gave him a pair of pig ears as a gift. After leaving the butcher shop, the master thought to himself: "What the master asked me to buy is pork liver, and these pig ears are

Of course it's mine..." Then he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them into his pocket. Returning to the county office, he reported to the magistrate: "Replying to the Grand Master, I bought the pork liver!

When the magistrate saw that what the master bought was pork liver, he said angrily: "Where are your ears?"

When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied: "Ears... ears... here... in me... in my pocket!"

” 17 The Territory of China Mr. Li: How big is the territory of China? A student: Jiangyu in China? Jiangyu in the Yangtze River or Jiangyu in Heilongjiang? Mr. Li: Your geography score may be the last one. A student: First in Sichuan?

Then I have to study in Sichuan. 18. The United States and Japan are in Asia. Mr. Li: How do you say that the United States and Japan are in Asia? Quan Qiutong: Why is it wrong for me to say that I am in Asia every day?

Mr. Li is giving a geography class on the South China Sea Islands. Mr. Li: Where are the South China Sea Islands? The students burst into laughter and shouted: "I saw it, in the front row!"

"It turned out that there was a "boy" in the class named "Director Zhu". 20. During the summer vacation, my mother took Longlong to the countryside to see his grandfather. Grandpa was very happy and asked Longlong with concern: "How are you studying?

Sample?

"Longlong: "I'm in the first grade of junior high school.

Grandpa thought for a while and said, "Read well. You have to read it in the first grade and the fifteenth grade. You have to read it every day to read well."