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What are some tips to eat noodles elegantly?

When driving a Bentley, smooth your hair before getting out of the car (don’t look around, don’t care about the eyes around you). Choose an inconspicuous roadside shop, don't say anything, just ask for a bowl of Chongqing noodles (must be spicy noodles, don't ask why). Eat big mouthfuls, make a loud belching sound (must be exaggerated), raise your head, and drink up the soup (it is best to make a burping sound after this part is over, which must be a drag sound). Before you leave, put ten yuan on the table. Boss, I won’t make up for it! (Chongqing noodles are generally priced at six yuan. Remember, the "boss" must say loudly, "I won't make up any more" and pronounce it in an alto voice using the chest and abdomen). (Mumbling while walking): I still like this bowl of noodles the most. Drive the Bentley (no matter what, don't look back, don't look sideways, and smooth your hair before getting in) and return to the garage (get out of the car with a solemn look). Tell the boss: Well, during the road test, I seemed to be a little frustrated, so I’ll hang it up and take a look. I remember wiping the oil off my mouth when I went back.