1. No matter how tiring or painful it is, just treat yourself as a 250-year-old; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just treat yourself as a two-skinned person.

Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night, and the next day I noticed I had lost weight.

Girls must not run at night. It is too dangerous. If you encounter a barbecue stall, you will be in trouble.

4. If you really want to take a break and ask for leave but are not approved, it means that you are not a useless person.

5. After passing my village, there is still my store, because I am a chain store.

6. I searched for him through Baidu, but suddenly I looked back and saw that the man was at the bedside, wearing long johns.

There are many ways to end a friendship, the most radical of which is to borrow money and not pay it back.

They say it is virtue for a woman to be incompetent, so I think I should be highly virtuous.

When you fall down and only have one bar of blood left, call Brother Nobuzen three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

10. But in the east of Qiaodong, that bowl of Meng Po soup broke so many people.

11. Let me test your math.

What is your phone number?

If I had known that today is a world where looks are important, I should have spent the money I spent on schooling on plastic surgery from the beginning.

Some people say that I am shameless, which is simply nonsense. My face is so beautiful that I can’t bear to part with it.

14. They say silence is gold.

I've been silent for so long, why didn't I see gold?

15. I asked Buddha: Is there true love in this world?

Buddha said: If so, would I still become a monk?

People live by watching others die, and then letting others watch themselves die.

17. Some people say that my TikTok is not nutritious.

How?

Are you making bone soup on Douyin?

18. The most useless thing in the world is the payroll.

After watching it, I was very angry because I wiped my butt too thinly.

19. Life is already so hard.

If you want to pretend to force me, Mashan will kill you.

20. Please care about the foodies around you.

If you're not careful, you might die.

21. After checking the balance of Alipay, my anxious heart finally stopped beating.

Yesterday, I fought with mosquitoes all night, and it ended in a draw. It didn't have enough to eat, so I couldn't sleep well.

23. Late at night, the phone becomes strange and smells like barbecue and milk tea.

When I post on Moments, I usually block my family, for no other reason than that I'm afraid they won't recognize me.

25. If life deceives you, don’t take out your beauty camera and deceive life.

26. I insist on doing sit-ups every day.

Lie on your back at night, and in the morning 27. I heard that eating fast food is bad for your health, so I quickly ordered takeout and asked the takeaway guy to deliver it slowly.

The most nonsense word spoken by human beings is cigarette packs. Smoking is harmful to health.

29. Short people don’t like Jay Chou because his first sentence is always: Ouch!

30. Girl, I say the same thing about aunt, because mother and mother mean the same thing.

If you ride two boats, the boat will capsize sooner or later.

If you step on thousands of boats, they will never be able to capsize.

You must be scolding me because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

33. Don’t worry, don’t panic, because you won’t be able to solve it tomorrow.

34. If a man doesn’t have the ability, don’t say that a woman is too realistic. If a woman doesn’t have the ability, don’t say that a man is too carefree.

When you are with me, at least I love you ten pounds more than others.

36. Later, Xiao Ming was no longer in the high school textbooks, and I knew that fools could not pass the high school entrance examination.

37. Arrogant people will be saved, and people with low self-esteem will be saved.

I think I can save it too!

Jingle Cat always lives in the dark because he can't see his fingers.

39. Confess your love if you like it.

If you are not rejected, you will really think that you are a pure and beautiful fairy.

No one is perfect, long-term partners accept flaws and learn to cherish each other.