Humorous copy for posting on WeChat Moments asking people to eat instant noodles together (Part 1) 1. When I was a kid, I dreamed of eating instant noodles every day when I grew up. Hey, it really came true.
2. I’m so greedy. I’m afraid I’ll get fat if I eat instant noodles with chicken feet with pickled peppers at night.
3. I want to eat instant noodles tomorrow. I want to eat instant noodles so much. I must eat instant noodles tomorrow.
4. As you get older, your stomach will hurt after eating hot pot, your gums will swell after eating instant noodles, and your stomach will still hurt after eating grilled gluten.
5. Why does eating instant noodles late at night bring more satisfaction than barbecue hot pot?
6. I am confused today, why is it more delicious to eat instant noodles on the train than elsewhere?
7. People really change, just like I used to like instant noodles and braised noodles, but now I like hot and sour noodles.
8. I haven’t eaten instant noodles for a long time. I ate a pack today and it made me feel sick and sick to my throat.
9. I was hungry at night and ate bread and instant noodles.
My brother and I volunteered during the day and ate two meals in the cafeteria for free.
10. At this point, I am standing in front of the kettle, thinking whether I should eat instant noodles?
After hesitating for a long time, another voice sounded in my mind: Boil or soak?
I chose the latter.
11. When you are very hungry and the person next to you is eating instant noodles, you are really desperate. 12. Do you know?
I really want to drink milk tea and eat instant noodles!
I have seen myself overeating and stuffing myself after giving birth!
13. I went to the Internet cafe at ten o'clock in the morning and had a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast and lunch. I walked out of the Internet cafe at about eleven o'clock in the evening and stood in the bustling streets of Guiping, feeling a little down and out.
14. After brushing my teeth, I lay in bed and checked my phone. The more I checked, the hungrier I got, so I got up and ate instant noodles.
Can't eat anymore.
15. I hope I won’t be fat when I wake up tomorrow after eating instant noodles late at night.
16. After being single for a long time, even eating instant noodles can cause hallucinations.
17. This is where I live now. I was eating instant noodles here this afternoon and suddenly felt hard to swallow. This was the first time that I felt that instant noodles were not delicious. I may have grown up.
18. We are a couple after all. He got off work late and I waited. At 7:30 in the evening, we were still in the store without eating. We ate instant noodles with him and shared the joys and sorrows. Will we continue like this when we have money in the future?
19. I like eating instant noodles so much in the middle of the night. It’s so delicious. In my previous life, I was a fan of instant noodles.
20. I was hungry at night and ate a small bucket of instant noodles. Then I felt bloated after eating, so I took Jianweixiaoshi tablets.
A humorous copy of posting on WeChat Moments asking people to eat instant noodles together (Part 2) 21. I really feel that instant noodles should not be served casually on the train. Isn’t there a dining car area on the train? Why can’t you eat instant noodles in these places? It has to be
Let people within a three-meter radius watch you eat.
22. I don’t know whether it was because I ate instant noodles last night or because I didn’t sleep well because of the messy dreams I had at night. I almost fainted when I woke up in the morning, and I still feel dizzy all the time.
23. I can eat instant noodles with you, rent a house, and wear the cheapest clothes, but you have to remember that I am willing, not just worthy of it!
24. I can’t buy masks at all. I eat instant noodles all day long and can’t go out without a mask.
25. Now instant noodles have become my daily meal!
There’s also fragrant milk tea!
26. It’s another time when I need courage to get up. I don’t have time to eat in the morning, so I have to eat instant noodles every day. I really admire myself for living enough.
27. What is a perfect match is dumplings and vinegar fried chicken and beer, coffee and milk, movies and popcorn instant noodles, and ham sausages. The handsome guy and the handsome guy can stay together like this. 28. Suddenly, I have the idea of ??eating bubbles with tea eggs and pickled mustard.
face impulse.
29. I eat instant noodles every meal to save money to buy clothes. I have to wear contact lenses when my eyes are red and swollen. I stay up late at night and waste data to find a sign. How did I change when I fell in love with you? 30. My mother insists on eating instant noodles late at night.
Noodles, but the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer and successfully damaged my computer.
31. Eat instant noodles while adding red dates to maintain health, and you will be born in the 90s.
32. I was confused about whether it was inappropriate to eat instant noodles at home at this point, but then I thought about how happy it would be to eat barbecue and boiled noodles on the roadside at this time, so the water was already boiled.
33. I shouldn’t eat instant noodles and dumplings at night. My stomach aches and I shed tears.
34. I was eating a bowl of instant noodles, and it was a bit funny to think about the time when only rich people in junior high school could eat instant noodles.
35. When you eat instant noodles alone, you feel like you are suffering alone, but so do I.
Everybody is, that’s life.
36. I'm almost fainting from hunger. It feels like everyone in the carriage is eating instant noodles. It's so delicious.
Can I learn well in 1 year?