graduate from primary school

Crosstalk Script "A Crosstalk of Four" Performers: Degang Guo, Yu Qian, He Yunwei, Jing Li

Guo: We are all strangers. We are very happy to have such an opportunity to sit and talk. My name is Degang Guo, and this is Degang Guo's partner.

Yu: Yu Qian.

Guo: don't say the name.

Yu: why don't you tell me your name?

Guo: This is Degang Guo's younger brother.

Li: My name is Jing Li.

Guo: shut up! Degang Guo's apprentice,

Ho: My name is He Yunwei.

Guo: sit, sit, sit.

slide this here.

Guo: Right? Well, (rushing to Yuqian) you go that way, you go that way.

Yu: I, ah. (moving chair)

Guo: Yes, it's in the way. You're still coming. You sit behind the basket.

Yu: me? I can't be seen.

Guo: I know them all. Jing Li,

Yu: Yes,

Guo: Brother Qian,

Yu: Yes.

Guo: Today, Brother Qian wore out all his sister-in-law's clothes for this program.

Yu: huh?

Li: Look how vivid it is!

yes, the color is brighter.

Guo: this is similar to your face.

Yu: not this color, not this color on the face.

Guo: fine.

ho: good color and gas.

Guo: Let's talk about it inside. Maybe intellectually, (referring to Jing Li) he is a little worse.

Li: who is it?

Yu: I admit it, I admit it.

Li: Who was almost there?

Guo: I'm here. I'm breaking the news. Why? Many girls like Jing Li.

Yu: Right.

Guo: But after you know his real situation, you can definitely throw up.

Li: No, just say what you want. Tell me the truth.

Yu: it's not so disgusting.

Guo: Growing up in a violent family. His parents have been fighting since childhood.

Li: it's more powerful.

Guo: His mother started a fight with his father when she was pregnant with him, and the two of them tore up.

Yu: Huh? Still pregnant?

Guo: His mother patted her belly. "You killed me! Two lives! " His father got scared. He has the same problem up to now,

Li: Me too?

Guo: When he was young, he used to fight, "You killed me!" A clap belly, "three lives!"

Yu: how could he have three lives?

Guo: There are still two crickets in my pocket!

Yu: is this a human life?

Li: Take care of wild animals!

Guo: I haven't heard of it. I was like this when I was a child, and I was not very smart when I went to school later. What you said in the stands was very wise, and my apprentice taught him.

ho: I fed it from mouth to mouth!

Guo: When he was at school, the teacher told him to bring 1 yuan tomorrow to buy a map and take a geography class at school.

Yu: Oh, it costs money to buy a map.

Guo: Hey, I asked his father for 1 yuan, but I didn't buy it, so I gave it to him. His father asked you to buy a map. Why didn't you buy it? He was happy. "I thought about it. I'm not going anywhere in my life."

Yu: I don't know Daoer.

Guo: I got a miserable result in the exam. When I took it home, his father asked how many marks I got. Sometimes there was no paper. "What about your exam paper?" "The classmates borrowed it." Just one person. So it's not as romantic, smart and intelligent as you think. This word refers to me.

Li: are you broke?

Guo: It's all said that I am.

Yu: take it easy for you, too.

Guo: what happened to me? Isn't this good for me?

Yu: take it easy, take it easy. Romantic and chic is far from it.

Guo: (rushing to Jing Li) huh? You? You're not so good, how are you? You go home, the three of us say, you go!

Li: no, no, no, no.

ho: go home.

Li: where to go?

Yu: well, he saves trouble.

Guo: He's with my apprentice and we're suffering.

Li: Who's suffering?

Guo: We are losing money. Our children are smart.

Li: He's not so good. (Chong Yunwei) It's my turn to talk about you.

ho: me?

Yu: hey, you guys have a chat between games.

Li: Right, right, right. This is fun.

Guo: (punching Mr. Qian) You're not acting like an adult.

Yu: listen to it.

Li: He, as everyone knows, came to our Deyun Society in 22.

Guo: Right.

H: It's been a few days.

Li: I saw this kid from the beginning. He has been in the bottom row with his right hand, watching our performances every day.

Guo: Yes, you were still a senior three.

Yu: Not big at all?

Li: Who said that? The child didn't look like this before, but now it may be pleasing to my eye. Watch. . .

ho: I used to be tall!

Li: no!

he: it's too powerful to fall.

Li: what did it fall from?

Yu: Always walk in front of the theater, and grind the lower part!

ho: it's not that hard.

Guo: don't worry, I'll run on him later.

Yu: huh? Ok!

Li: I'm not finished!

Guo: No one is like you.

Li: It turns out that inch plate shaved his head.

He: Right.

Li: It looks like a hedgehog.

Yu: it's like now.

Li: It looks like a mouse now.

He: It's not as good as this hedgehog.

Li: It's still a foreign mouse and Mickey Mouse.

ho: you praised me.

Li: They used to be called Little Hedgehog. Later, I found an object, and the object is also very cola-looking. This boss is a good match with He Yunwei. < P > Ho: Yes.

Li: You can walk under the table with your feet up in high heels.

Yu: hey!

Li: What's one meter twenty? It's one meter thirty. I don't know.

Yu: It's a good match anyway.

Li: This is long, long,,

Guo: What are you talking about?

Yu: This adult has to comment.

Guo: Where can I go?

Yu: There's no meter 2?

Li: Less than 1.2 meters?

Guo: there is one meter two, and there is one meter two.

ho: it's outrageous to have one!

Guo: yes. It's 1.2 meters, right?

Yu: yes.

He: Yes, it's outrageous.

Guo and Li: Yes, it's 1.2 meters.

he: it's not credible.

Li: I just said it's 1.2 meters. He looks pretty coke, too.

ho: keep editing!

Li: What do you mean by continuing to edit? Stick on a beard, just like Zhang Fei, like this.

ho: these are all the baggage used by my master, so don't use them.

Li: Isn't it still ringing?

Guo: hey! I told you this, brother Qian and his wife know?

Li: all the same, all the same. Anyway, in our jargon, it's a little more pronounced.

Yu: that's ridiculous, isn't it?

Guo: You can't talk nonsense on the stage.

Li: No, no, no, let me introduce this. Sometimes the jargon in our jargon is not clear to the audience. We have to say this completely, and everyone can't understand a word, but sometimes we still need to make it public on this occasion. Why? There is such a real thing.

Guo: hey, you take a breath, you take a breath, I'm suffocating here.

Li: Because there is no burden on this point, I have to speak quickly. Well, once I was with a friend of mine who was also in our line of work.

Guo: who is it?

Li: Don't say who it is. How inappropriate.

Guo: Are you afraid of being sued?

Li: I'm not afraid.

Guo: Just say that what I said is all right.

Li: I'm mainly afraid that he will sue you.

Guo: Just say that I said nothing. I have a lawyer.

Yu: it's all right, he's bold.

Li: I'm afraid he will sue others. The two of us went to their house to look for him. As a result, he was not at home that day, and his wife was at home. When I called the door, my wife came out to have a look. My wife knew me, so I said a few words of gossip and left. When I asked if I was not at home, I didn't go in. Later, at the door, my friend told me that in front of his wife, when she looked so shabby, she didn't have the nerve to say ordinary things, so she said a few words with our term.

H: What did you say?

Li: I said so. Point to your wife, who is this fruit eater?

what: fruit?

Li: Do you understand fruit food? The woman is called fruit food. I told you, this is the fruit of flowing water.

Guo: (referring to the audience) Do people understand?

Li: I explained, but I haven't explained yet!

Yu: Sit here with four bandits!

Guo: His Mandarin has to be subtitled. Let me tell you something.

Li: No, the surname is He. It's called Liushuiwan, and this fruit is a wife, and Liushuiwanben fruit. Oh, what a pity.

Yu: it doesn't look good.

Li: well, it's not pretty.

Guo: it's bad to miss you.

Li: Right, right, right. I quickly said, read the group.

Yu: what is this?

Li: Just stop. After saying such a few words, we turned our faces and left. We left, but we left. His wife watched our expression to see that it was wrong, so we can remember these words. When he comes home in the evening, his wife will ask him. Just ask Xiao He 'er. Today, two friends came, one is Jing Li, and I don't know that. They said a few words at the door, which is probably your terminology. I don't understand it either. Let me ask you. Who says this fruit food? Ah, this is to ask who you are. Then Jing Li said, "Flowing water is full of fruits," and he told him, "This is my wife. Oh, that one said again," I miss eating fruits. "What's going on? He Yunwei, how can I explain this? If I say it's not good-looking, hit my wife, just make up a lie.

H: What did I say?

Yu: hey! Real porcelain!

Li: That's a compliment for your beauty.

H: On the contrary.

Li: hey, beauty is called nian.

Guo: Go and lose your heart!

Li: As a result, his wife believed it.

Guo: oh, this is really annoying!

Li: I'm telling you, He Yunwei, I still haven't poured it. If I put rouge and powder on it, look again. It's even worse than that!

Guo: I'll stop you first. Don't talk in jargon on the stage. You shouldn't talk when you say this. This is a term in our industry in the old society. It's hardly used now.

Yu: nobody said that.

Guo: In this backstage, except for Yu Qian, he likes to talk about this jargon, but no one else likes to talk about it.

ho: I don't understand him unless he explains.

Li: You speak better than anyone else!

Yu: I don't usually talk about this.

Guo: You usually say this,

Yu: What do I usually say?

Guo: why didn't you say something? When I talk to him, he will say something jargon.

Yu: I don't say, I don't like to say, I know little.

Guo: Look, a word is the edge, a word is the best, and I pronounce this word the most. What do you read?

Yu: I miss it.

Guo: Look!

Yu: cough!

Guo: Did you say it?

Yu: you don't have it here.

Guo: I read the most. What do you read?

Yu: I, you read it!

Guo: very vulgar, you are a person.

H: Exactly.

Yu: you hit on me!

He: It's true. It's nothing like that. What he said is not credible.

Guo: Because this is what we originally said about his wife.

He: Right.

Li: Who said that?

ho: he remembered it and put it on me. There is no such thing. Look at my little appearance. Ah, I poke like this. < P > Yu: Don't stand up. It's time to sit down later.

He: (Sit down and hold Jing Li's leg)

Li: Don't hold it.

Guo: The child's lower plate is light.

Yu: this foot can't reach the ground.

Guo: who said you couldn't reach the ground? Put it on the ground for him.

ho: (my feet are on the ground, and my body can't reach the chair again. )

Guo: Look, look.

Yu: It's hard for you to be a master, and you still talk about him!

Li: Right, right, right, right.

Guo: am I tiptoeing?

ho: I mainly talk about them.

Guo: Yes, you said him (referring to Jing Li), and later I said him (referring to Yu Qian).

H: Why? You said I was so beautiful that I could. . .

Guo: hey, don't say this sentence, it's not credible.

He: That is to say,

Yu: Who exactly do you want to marry?

yes, whose daughter-in-law is ridiculous?

ho: I mean, I mean, his wife is not as good as mine.

Li: What's the difference?

ho: what's worse? there is something wrong with his wife.

Li: What's wrong?

he: his wife's eyes are bad, and she is blind. Do you know that she is blind?

Li: what do you mean?

ho: even at night, I can't see anything.

Li: Yes, you can watch it in the daytime.

he: fuzzy.

Guo: This can't even be a thief.

Li: yes.

He: His eyes are not good either. He is a green wife.

Li: What is a green wife?

ho: it's daytime, and I can't see anything.

Guo: Hey, hey, Xiao Wei, Xiao Wei, let me ask, do the couple know each other what they look like? One can't see during the day and the other can't see in the dark.

Li: One day neither of us can see anyone?

Yu: These two people have been married for more than ten years, and neither of them has seen anyone.

Guo: always fresh!

Yu: distance makes beauty.

Guo: Right, right, right.

Li: are you still holding it?

Guo: I am very happy!

ho: it's also clever.

Guo: Nonsense. This is. Let me explain, the child said it was nonsense, impossible, impossible, no, no.

Li: He still understands.

Guo: He called him Uncle (referring to Yunwei and Jing Li)

Yu: Yes, I can't help being stingy.