how to humorously tease others about their acne? 1. Staying up late makes me get acne, which makes me feel bad. Being in a bad mood makes me unable to sleep, which makes me stay up late.

2. You should stay up late less, surf the Internet less and drink more water, so that the acne on your face will be relieved and your skin will get better.

3. It seems that I'm going to get pimples again. I'm desperate and I'm starting to quit sweet.

4. I eat spicy food and ice cream when I'm in a bad mood, and then I get pimples and stomachache, and then I get worse, and then I continue to eat, and then I have a long

5. Good night. Today, Xiaoling is super handsome and super temperament, and she is very happy to see Yang Yang. Then everything will be wonderful ~ good night, my sister will get acne on the other half of her face if she stays up late.

6. I have pimples on my brow. I have four pimples in one day, and I have been bitten by mosquitoes for five bracts. How can I meet people?

7. I know very well that I should eat less sugar and drink less milk tea, but when I am in a bad mood, only milk tea and dessert can cure me. I deserve acne all the time.

8. Today, I finally understood one thing. The pimple on my face was caused by eating hot pot. Today, after eating hot pot, I started to get pimples on my face before I walked out of Haidilao.

9. Why do I still have pimples in my old age and look ready to go … one's fingers itch.

1. If you are in a bad mood, you give up eating too much, which is nothing wrong with you. Then you get fat and get pimples, which is even worse if your skin is bad. What's wrong with you!

11. Is it really a red wine beauty? There are no pimples on my face these days, so I'm not used to it.

12. when can I take off my mask? My ears can't stand it anymore, and I feel that I will have acne on my face next week.

13. I've been playing with my mobile phone too much in the past two days, and I've started to get pimples on my face. Fortunately, I wear a mask when I go down, and it's nothing serious, but it's painful.

14. I started to get hungry at this point again recently, and then the pimples on my back disappeared during this time. But my face and chest are getting pimples again.

15. I've been working overtime every day recently, and I've started to get pimples on my face, and the pressure of life is everywhere.

17. If you are in a bad mood, you will want to eat sweets. If you eat sweets, you will get acne. If you get acne, you will become ugly. If you get ugly, you will be in a bad mood. If you are in a bad mood, you will continue to eat sweets.

18, years after I didn't get acne, I suddenly got one. Well, youth is invincible for a hundred years.

19. What's wrong with pimples? What's wrong with getting black? What's wrong with getting fat? Nobody likes it anyway. It doesn't matter anyway.

2. Don't talk nonsense. I've grown crazy since I told my coach that I didn't have acne. How to make fun of others' feelings of acne? Part II

21. Why the fuck didn't I get acne in the adolescence of junior high school and senior high school? When I was almost twenty years old, I was worried because I had a pimple next to my nose. It really hurts to breathe.

22. God has given us youth as well as acne!

23. Recently, I feel irritable, my diet is irregular, and I always have pimples on my face.

24. I wear a mask to work every day, and I have pimples on my face. I miss the fresh air in the mountains.

25. If you get angry, you will get acne, so you'd better feel better.

26. I haven't eaten spicy strips for a long time, so I'm afraid of getting acne, but it's hard to resist the temptation of spicy strips.

27. I want to control my mouth and eat lightly, starting from tomorrow.

28. Busy feet don't stop. If I'm too busy, I'll lose sleep, and I'll start to get pimples on my face. Fortunately, grandma is here, taking care of two babies, and stewing bird's nest and making soup every day. I seem to be a lot whiter and my complexion is beginning to glow.

29. I really want the epidemic to end soon. I can't stand wearing a mask every day, and I have begun to get acne.

3. I have a bad mouth. Every time I feel bad, I want to drink. After drinking, I will get acne. When I get acne, I will feel bad. I am caught in an infinite loop.

31. Office workers have felt very uncomfortable wearing masks for a day. Some colleagues even said that the places where they wore masks had acne. I really want to pay tribute to the medical staff who were in the front line of the war of resistance against Japan.

32. A face without acne is an incomplete face.

33. My chin has been getting acne recently. I ate two packs of spicy strips yesterday and immediately got acne. I refrained from squeezing it, and as a result, an apple was squeezed out!

34. One day I lost weight without acne, one day I turned white and beautiful, and one day I realized my dream and lived the life I wanted. At that time, I was much more confident, so I could bump into you in the busy streets.

35. I have pimples all over my face. I'm short, fat and ugly. What do you like about me?

36. In every sleepless night, acne grows well and the pores become bigger.

37. Bags under the eyes, irregular menstruation, hair loss, poor skin, getting fat, getting ugly and getting old. What about boys?

38. excessive internal heat, gum burst, oral ulcer and acne on the face.

39. acne is really annoying. Dr. acne is very easy to use. If a friend has acne around her, she can use it very well.

4. I had a lot of sad dreams. I wanted to lie down for a day without eating or drinking. My acne and hair loss made people feel bad and lonely. 1. The happiest thing every day is to eat the delicious food cooked by my daughter-in-law when I get home after a tiring day, and I look forward to it every day!

2. Grandma's cooking has made us healthy and cultured. If Grandma opens a restaurant, that restaurant will be crowded every day.

3. I dare to put this sentence here. If you come to my house for dinner, my daughter-in-law won't let you eat repeated dishes for ten days and a half months. It's so awesome!

4. change my wife into a chef's white robe and add a high hat, saying that you are a chef with more than ten years' experience, and no one will doubt it.

5. Clean the pan, without water, the firewood can't afford to smoke. Don't rush him when he is ripe, he will be beautiful when the heat is enough. Huangzhou good pork, the price is as cheap as dirt. The rich refuse to eat, and the poor don't understand cooking. Get up in the morning and play two bowls, so full that you can't worry about it.

6. There are 3 lychees a day, so I don't hesitate to be a Lingnan person.

7. The kitchen knife waved and sang happily, while the frying ladle danced and smiled happily. The eight-treasure birthday cake is full of dishes, and the spoon and shovel in hand are happy to jump.

8. Stir-fry the spoon in the palm of your hand, dance deliciously and sing praises. The delicacies come in harmony, while the dragon and the phoenix dance vividly. The master sang loudly and shouted, and the British gathered at the palace banquet. On World Chef's Day, you can show your talents and offer your cooking skills, and the art exhibition is unparalleled in the world.

9. Skillful cooking of longevity cake is nutritious and healthy. Gaoyi cooks medicated porridge, which is a health-preserving and health-care soup. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple are better than beautiful flowers. Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar seasoning, the color, smell and taste are delicious for you. May my cooking be famous!

1. Carve dragon and phoenix dances with your heart and cook delicacies with your heart. The intention is to cook four happy dishes and win public praise with hard work. Pour delicious food with sweat and add delicious food with painstaking efforts. On World Chef's Day, may the master selflessly contribute his cooking skills!

11. Make happy cakes and have a happy life; Make delicious food and be happy forever; Make auspicious dishes, good luck; Make healthy food and live a long life. World Chef's Day, I wish you show your cooking skills and shine brilliantly!

12. It's my wife, who has disrupted my weight loss plan again and again. I can't help it. This woman is a great cook!

13. When will there be a bright moon? Ask the sky for wine. I can't drink enough, and the half-baked taste is especially long; Occasionally, I am interested in wine, and I often hold an empty cup.

14. People who go to dinner all day can't enjoy a meal. (British dictionary editor) Fowler

15. You see, the green cucumber is covered with tiny pimples. It's crisp and sweet when bitten.

16. Everyone has a skill. Although my mother's education is not high, she has devoted a lot of efforts to the problem of food and clothing in our family. Every time before eating, the seductive fragrance always makes me stop my homework and rush to the table to have a good meal.

17. The knife is exquisite and cuts out a colorful life; Exquisite materials and graceful mood; Seasoning is delicious, mixed with ups and downs; Stir-fried and fried to make a stunning taste; Carefully designed and cooked a happy meal. World Chef's Day, may you enjoy cooking and be happy!

18. You can't have a poor appetite. Every frugality is also the way to cherish happiness and prolong life. (China ancient poet) Su Shi

19. Fresh crucian carp eats silk, and celery and green soup; Shu wine is invincible, and river fish is beautiful.

2. Your dream is accompanied by your spoon and you sing in an orderly way, and you have created a series of exquisite dishes by turning it over. Your enthusiasm blooms quietly with the oil smoke at the bottom of the pot, floating in the air, and condensed into a cup of sweet nectar. World Chef's Day, let my words run in every corner of the world. Dear chefs, you are the glory of the world. Humor about basking in delicious food and praising one's good cooking Part II

21. Show scenery, food, work, love and children. Open everyone's circle of friends in Weibo. It seems that everyone is doing well.

22. Its main famous dishes are steamed shad, Yangzhou crispy rice, Sweet and Sour Mandarin Fish, and so on. When making some traditional famous dishes, Hangzhou people usually add Longjing green tea to make it more delicious.

23. The fat and crisp spoons of perch are delicious, and the new cooked oil (Mai Qiao) smells like cakes. Since ancient times, people have been light and rich, and they have returned to their hometowns.

24. Cooking delicious food is just like being a human being. You must eat the real ingredients and choose the best ones. Careful cooking will become a delicious dish.

25. red camel-humps are brought them from jade broilers, and sweet fish is ordered them on crystal trays; Though their food-sticks of unicorn-horn are lifted languidly, and the finely wrought phoenix carving-knife is very little used; The eunuch galloped away, not daring to raise dust, and the cook came to sea and delicacies.

26. There are no plums to be folded in the warmth of the mountain, and the unique crab in Qing Jiang is worth holding.

27. The baked sweet potato is burnt and covered with grass ash. Smell it, and the fragrant smell will immediately enter your insides, making your mouth water "three thousands of feet".

28. Everyone in the world is a senior, but they don't realize that long years are in the present. I have a simple method of Wanqiu (immortal name), and I only eat porridge to immortals.

29. I wish you were a delicacy. I'll make a vacuum box to keep you fresh in in my heart forever. No one can. You are my exclusive memory.

3. Bake happiness, let the breath of happiness overflow, stir-fry the wishful thinking, let the beautiful smell drift, fill the dining table of life with happy meals, and the world chefs will adjust the delicious life every day and enjoy a happy life!

31. Give full play to your cooking skills, and there is no rival in the art exhibition.

32. Life is a perfect dish. You need to mix the sweetness of love, the saltiness of struggle, the bitterness of frustration, and the bitterness of grievance in proportion, and pour it on the infinite desire and hope for life. The people who taste it are themselves, and the people who comment on it are themselves. World Chef's Day, I hope you can make the most perfect dish of life with your skillful hands.

33. Every time my wife cooks, I may destroy all the dishes before they are served. Fortunately, I restrained myself.

34. Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, bringing out all the flavors of life; Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar cook all kinds of things in the world; Stir-fry and cook, and make thousands of delicious foods. Chef, let us enjoy the visual feast and taste the delicious food on earth. World Chef's Day, I wish hard-working chefs happy!

35. The green color in the Shaomai Restaurant reveals the steamed paper-thin dough, just like jade. With a gentle bite, the skin will break, and the dish made of shrimp, leeks and eggs will be refreshing and moist. After eating it, the mouth is still full of the smell of shrimp, which is really fragrant.

36. One wise heart makes delicious food, two skillful hands cook delicious food, birds and animals from three mountains cook in pots, fish and turtles from all over the world put into steamers, all grains and six livestock are raw materials, seven meats and eight vegetarian dishes are all feasts, and a chef who has been cooking for a long time is very powerful and invited by hundreds of families. On World Chef's Day, I wish hardworking chefs a happy Qian Qian and a happy home.

37. When you cut it with a knife, you can see the bright red melon meat. There is not a seed in it. Before you eat it in your mouth, you can smell a faint fragrance. When you take a bite, your lips and tongue are stained with bright red juice, which is sweet and delicious. The more you eat it, the more you like it. The frozen watermelon is sweeter and more delicious than the one you just bought. It is really a good fruit for relieving summer heat.

38. Taste food, not taste menu. Cooking a pot of good food is by no means burning money.

39. There are eight major cuisines in China, each with countless famous dishes, each with its own characteristics, which makes people drool. A collection of narcissistic copywriting that ridicules others and is not as handsome as me

A narcissistic copywriting that ridicules others and is not as handsome as me (Part 1)

1. Every day, I constantly set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

2. 5 years ago, you flattened the Heavenly Palace alone, and now 1 million people flattened CCTV for you.

3. This user is too handsome, so it is forbidden to set personal profile.

4. The girl in front said I was handsome, so I slapped her when I stepped forward. This is not a waste of time!

5. Dear, tell me who said that flowers were inserted in cow dung. I really need to be beaten. Dare to say that you are cow dung ...

6. Some people are alive, but they are dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

7. The lovely me has long since disappeared, and I have been replaced by a more lovely me.

8. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

9. Be a low-key person, just like I'm so beautiful that I didn't say it.

1. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

11. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If being cool is a mistake, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I will be chopped to pieces.

12. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his lungs for a month and a half, and he didn't believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosome.

13. Why don't I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

14. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

15. If there is an afterlife, I wish I would stop being so handsome (beautiful) and be ordinary.

16. grades are such things that you rank first if you are ugly, and I'm pretty and I'm casual.

17. I can kill you with a keyboard, or I can embarrass you with my beauty.

18. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

19. I can change what you like about me.

2. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her. Didn't you see that I was so handsome?