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1. It is not as good as living a beautiful life to look beautiful!

2. When your pants lose their belts, you understand what dependence is.

3. Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke".

4. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

5. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is: the latter has the right to comment on the former.

6. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day.

7. Close my eyes, I see my future... 8. When the road is rough, roar, then continue to move forward.

9. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

10. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation.

11. The sea is wide by the leap of fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others.

12. Those who are rich can help make money, and those who have no money can go home and get some money to help make money.

13. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover.

14. One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I will give it to you".

15. If you make trouble unreasonably, you must have a motive!

16. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from.

17. I thought that if I became invisible, others would not be able to find me. It was useless. People like me were like fireflies in the dark night no matter where I was. They were bright and outstanding.

18. There are some things that you have to persist in even though you know they are wrong because you are unwilling to do so; some people have to give up even though you know they are loved because there is no ending; sometimes you still move forward even though you know the road is gone because you are used to it.

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19. Diamonds are forever, but one will go bankrupt!

20. An iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster!

21. Before I had time to get involved with the beauty, I was plucked out.

22. If a woman pleases herself, she will look good; if a man pleases himself, he will be poor.

23. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

24. Don’t say that others have brain disease. To have a brain disease, you must have a brain.

25. Lie down wherever you fall.

26. "Romantic" is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day long.

27. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is extraordinary.

28. I’m not a prince, so why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me?

29. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

30. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; the so-called wedding is the ceremony when lovers finally become "family members"; the so-called breakup means that a woman may not be able to do it even if she says it a hundred times, but a man says

Something that can be achieved in one go.

31. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying.

I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself.

32. Greetings do not have to be solemn, but they must be sincere and touching.

33. Only by knowing how to share happiness can you be twice as happy.

34. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty.

35. Life is like "breathing", "exhaling" is to take a breath, and "inhaling" is to take a breath.

36. I asked about trouble, but he doesn’t love you at all. Let me tell you not to be sentimental; health, let me bring you a love letter: He will never change your life!

37. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important.

38. Loving one person is very difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is very annoying, loving four people overturns the boat, loving five people is completely fun.

39. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing.

40. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.

41. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty made me pass the test.

42. Play with your life: You can only play if you still have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?

43. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough.

44. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

45. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new lands, but about cultivating new perspectives.

46. ??I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste?

47. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies.

48. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.