You are talking about the cross talk "Giving a Wife and Giving a Son" Text: Guo: Let me introduce you to the famous cross talk actor Yu Qian Yu: Dare not Guo: Okay Yu: Really Guo: Anywhere is good, on stage, okay, off stage

, human nature, bah--it's so good. Yu: Am I okay? This is Guo: What's wrong? Yu: You're all spitting on me. Guo: No, a dragonfly just flew in. Do you believe it? Yu: A dragonfly flew in.

dragonfly?

A plane comes in and hits you to death. Guo: Why are you so funny with him?

The friendship between the two brothers is better than: Do we have friendship? Guo: Just this background, including the old and the young, the relationship between the two of us is the best. Yu: Yes. Guo: Yes. Yu: Do we have friendship? Guo: Since we are senior brothers,

They are also good friends. Yu: Still good friends. To Guo: With others, I may meet at the theater on Saturdays and Sundays. With him, I see him three or four times a week. Yu: Hey, I have to see him all the time. Guo: He said on the phone: Let’s go for a drink -

Is it okay if you don't go? Yu: Let's chat. Guo: Went with him, sat there and drank, and drank too much.

To be honest, one drink is enough.

Yu: I’m not a big drinker. Guo: Okay!

good!

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Yu: Are you okay after drinking too much?

Guo: I would rather learn to get drunk than learn to play chess. Yu: How do you say this?

Guo: When you drink, you always persuade your opponent to drink more. When you play chess, you hold it in and win the opponent. Right. Yu: You have to be tempted. Guo: Your heart is bad. Guo: Well, every time you drink, basically, you have to drink too much.

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He feeds himself. Yu: Are you an honest person? Guo: Come on.

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Have a drink.

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Come.

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Drink one and clean this one. Yu: Sincerity. Guo: This spring, the fun will be great.

The two of us went out to drink. There was a Sheep Scorpion next to the North Fourth Ring Road, and they all said that was great.

Let’s go, drink. I drank too much in a while. I’m done. Can you tell me? Yu: You’re okay. Guo: Leaking wine. Yu: What’s the name of leaking wine? Guo: After drinking, he has to go out for a while. Yu: That’s called kidney transplantation.

Guo: The restrooms are full. Let’s go outside. It’s dark, it’s snowing outside, and there’s no one around. He went out and stood on the grass, unzipped his jacket, and wow—he finished urinating. (Zip it up.)

(voice) is back.

When I came back, I said: It's cold outside, my legs are so squirming - Yu: That's ridiculous. Guo: Of course I drank too much. Yu: Huh?

Guo: He wanted to see me off, so I agreed and drove me there.

If I hadn't drunk too much, would I dare to let him send me away?

Yu: You drank a lot. Guo: I was sitting here while he drove the car. After driving 70 meters, he wondered, why don’t my headlights come on?

When I got out of the car, I saw that the cover of the machine was open.

Yu: Hey, that one is fully blocked. Guo: I also advised him that it dissipates heat quickly. Yu: Does it dissipate heat that well? Guo: You two are good.

Why do we say that the two brothers are good friends? Friendship between people is very important.

Yu: Yes!

Guo: Today’s audience, many of them are friends, some are lovers, boyfriends and girlfriends, some are ordinary friends, some are close buddies, we treat you as our friends.

Yu: Are we all friends? Guo: Don’t look at us standing on the stage, we have the same status as you.

No matter who is higher or lower, no.

Entering this room, no matter you are a big entrepreneur, a banker, a big boss, a great painter, a poet, a martial artist, a queen from any African country, or a chief of any tribe. Yu: People don’t come here. Guo: Don’t care who you are.

No, we are all equal here.

Yu: Yes. Guo: It’s the same on stage. People say that we are not famous actors, not artists, not actors, not actors, just ordinary actors.

Even if we are famous actors, we should be equal to you.