Today is New Year's Eve! Bi Dao is here to wish everyone a happy New Year! Safe and sound All the diseases are gone!
I believe that most people spend the New Year in their own homes at the moment, and some people spend the New Year in their partners' homes. It's usually the first time they go to their home for the Chinese New Year. They often want to make a name for themselves, but they are at a loss, and finally become the laughingstock of their families:
Dad and her boyfriend were embarrassed to change the channel, so they watched Piggy Page together.
You know, going to someone's home for the New Year is essentially a red New Year exam, and there are traps everywhere!
Although I only have one object, I am familiar with the exam! Based on the principle of saving lives, I have made clear some basic essentials, and I will give them to you before eating jiaozi in the evening.
Single dog, without an object, will keep his eyes open. Maybe you will use it in a few decades.
general rule
It takes a long time to meet your parents during the Spring Festival, and it is difficult to guarantee foolproof, but all actions can only follow one rule:
Stability priority
Everyone must understand that you are marrying his daughter! Not him! Don't try to get his attention! ! My mother-in-law will be unhappy.
The same is true for girls. No matter how beautiful your mother-in-law is, she will not be with you!
First, model the article.
You must dress up when you meet your parents, but before you dress up, ask yourself, should I walk the red carpet? Will I go to the Oscar to receive the prize? Do I need a blockbuster look? If you think about this clearly, you can already step into the other half's house with one foot.
Dress
Clothes should be quiet and decent. It is best not to be too bright in color, mainly based on texture. Blue should be smog blue, and gray should be Mo Landi gray. Don't wear those bright yellow coats on your body. I didn't know there was a duck downstream of the front bridge.
In addition, while the clothes are low-key, we should also be careful not to collide with grandma! It's not terrible to hit the shirt, whoever is young is embarrassed!
Wu Yifan and Liu Haoran are irresistible, can you?
The style of clothes should be ordinary, and don't wear clothes that elders can't understand. Like fake two pieces, everyone wants to feel what the structure is, but do you want your parents-in-law to do it or not? And don't wear ripped pants. My mother-in-law can't help sewing it for you.
Girls should be careful not to pilling when wearing sweaters. If there are balls, they should shave them off. Boys can wear hoodies, but don't wear hats.
Pay special attention to those who go to the northeast, and remember to wear socks without holes! ! It is warm in the room. Take off your shoes carefully and get on the kang.
Makeup hair
If girls wear makeup, avoid big red and purple makeup. You should meet her in-laws, not impress them. Refer to Aragaki Yui and Ishihara Satoshi for specific makeup, and there will be no mistakes.
See sheer on Mac says lipstick is mild (it's not an advertisement, I've never used it), but I'm not sure about Windows. Eye shadow is dispensable, but I suggest covering it if the dark circles are heavy, otherwise it will attract attention.
Hair style and hairline are not optimistic. Get a bangs to cover it, either for boys or girls, or the old man will feel strange and bald after coming to the door. But the hairstyle should not be too fancy. Who was angered by your love rat perm in front of your brother-in-law?
In short, don't think about looking good, but focus on stability! Here is the echo from beginning to end, pay attention.
Second, diet articles
Eating is the most important part of Chinese New Year, and there are many stresses. From cooking to eating to washing dishes, it is a checkpoint!
Cooking and eating
Many people go to their home, and in order to show their virtue at home, they often rush into the kitchen to help, but don't you know how much you weigh? People who usually cook only go to her mother-in-law's house to challenge the Buddha to jump over the wall. Isn't this forcing my mother-in-law to jump over the wall?
Even if you are a good cook, just help in the kitchen. After all, this is someone else's main battlefield. My mother-in-law made a fried cabbage, and you made a Buddha jump over the wall, forcing her to jump over the wall again!
Source: Sister Liu.
So students who don't usually cook, don't mess around in the kitchen. Cooking students, restrain their desires a little, be enthusiastic, but don't overdo it.
When eating, just keep normal eating manners. You can praise the other parents' cooking skills appropriately, which is similar to "These ribs are delicious!" Specific to each dish will appear more real.
In case of drinking, you can have a few drinks according to your personal capacity, but you must always stay awake and don't try to be brave! Controllable embarrassment and loss of face are better than uncontrollable madness.
eat snacks
Let's be clear: eating snacks at the object's house is to kill time and make you look like a silly idiot, not to grow up! Don't eat a bag of walnuts all afternoon! Pork is on sale these days!
Try not to eat melon seeds and peanuts, which are snacks with shells. Because you still have to vomit when knocking at the door, the consequences of spitting on your future mother-in-law are more serious!
Mother-in-law's hair can't be used to hide melon seeds.
Try to choose small fruits, such as grapes and tomatoes. Bite by bite, it is also convenient to chat with parents. In short, don't touch anything that can't be solved in two minutes! Unless it's really delicious.
Three. daily activities
Here mainly refers to food, clothing, housing and transportation. Let me choose a few representative issues to talk about:
What should I do if my partner's toilet is blocked?
It's weird. I usually shit well, but I panicked when I got to my partner's house.
In case you go to the toilet too rashly, don't panic in this case! Find out whether there is a toilet plug first, if not, remember to bring one with you next time you come to the guest's house. In addition, I also saw Tik Tok's coping strategies. Just use plastic wrap and share it with you. Very practical.
Source Tik Tok: a small coup for interesting life
There is also the problem of farting. Try not to do it indoors. It's loud and quiet. Go out for a walk when you really want to let go.
What if relatives don't know each other?
In case your hometown is in Gansu, there will be at least half a company of relatives to see during the Spring Festival. Of course, this year I suggest you don't go anywhere, just stay at your own home.
If this happens next year, we should make full preparations and recognize our relatives. After all, once you call your cousin aunt, you become your mother-in-law's grandson.
Therefore, everyone must prepare well in advance, so that your object can have a crash course in recognizing relatives' faces, shout at the pictures and practice often.
Review with your test paper on the eve of visiting relatives, and you will know people only if you work hard! But don't look back here and learn new things. How many times, it's all your aunt.
What should I do if I forget to bring a towel in the shower?
Towel is just a synonym. It is not appropriate to forget to bring anything in the shower. Take a bath in the object's home, and once you take off your clothes, you will be alone! So wash it in your head first, rehearse it before you act, and don't take an unprepared bath.
Say hello before you go in. If you have any minor problems, just put up with it. I really can't bear to remember to get dressed before going out. Never, never stick your head out.
Auntie thought you were cute before, but this time Auntie Probe thought you were abnormal. In short, you must be prepared before you start taking a shower!
What should I do if I sit there too embarrassed?
Embarrassment is the normal state of Chinese New Year, but there are always people who want to be active and try to show their long sleeves in front of their families, hoping to make the table full of people ... which leads to a wrong road!
It's not embarrassing to go to someone's house for the first time. Did you embarrass their parents? Embarrassment is conservative. Just look at your mobile phone and brush Tik Tok awkwardly. It's fine, so don't be too comfortable.
If you are a little shy, my uncle will say, Oh, make yourself at home! If you are too open-minded
What do you want your uncle to say?
Don't be anti-customer, be cramped appropriately, and leave some space for your elders to play. Of course, the above scenario applies to the future Chinese New Year, and it is suggested that all aunts and uncles stay at their own homes this year.
Fourth, entertainment articles.
If you play mahjong in your partner's house, you must exercise restraint! Some people lose their heads as soon as they get to the poker field. No matter whether they win or lose, they all want to play two more games with their parents-in-law, and they won't stop without a bloody battle.
This is not playing mahjong, you are breaking up your marriage yourself!
As a junior, playing mahjong should be based on companionship and loss. If you throw flowers at your mother-in-law, Haidilao will think that you are too good at playing cards and stay in this house.
Other leisure activities during the Spring Festival are wrapping jiaozi and setting off firecrackers. If you can't eat jiaozi, don't worry! You can choose to clap for everyone, Tik Tok! Record a good life! The elders are so cute. Look at these!
How happy the family is!
In addition, this year's Chinese New Year epidemic is serious. Tik Tok has many correct epidemic prevention methods, and videos teach you how to wear masks correctly, which is of great scientific significance. There are many official straight hair on it. I can't believe I can't let my parents wear masks!
Finally, we should have a happy New Year! What is the happiest thing for parents to sit together? Grab the red envelope! During the Spring Festival, Tik Tok went to Tik Tok to participate in 2 billion yuan activities! June 65438+1October1April-June 65438+1October 3 1 Go to Tik Tok, and you will be soft if you are not careful!
There are not only big red envelopes, but also 10000 koi fish red envelopes for you to collect! Ten thousand ten thousand koi fish red envelopes, to be honest, the chances of winning the prize are really great! Taking advantage of the good luck of the Chinese New Year, I suggest that everyone try Tik Tok. Anyway, it's fun to play anything. It's better to play something that can receive big red envelopes!
When you draw a red envelope, your parents-in-law think you are beaming and lucky, and everyone likes you! People and money have been collected, and this wave is a steady profit!
In short, together with Tik Tok, this Spring Festival is more lively! Finally, I wish you all a smooth Spring Festival and good health. We can record the wonderful life in Tik Tok together, and then grab super big big big red envelopes together! !