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College students use Mapo tofu and egg soup to make jokes that look like vomit.
I don't know where the old four learned the idea. He bought some spicy tofu from the school cafeteria, smashed it, put some ham or something, poured a little laver and egg drop soup into a thin paste, and at first glance it looked like vomit.

-* *, disgusting, what are you doing with this! Everyone is dissatisfied with the dirty behavior of Old Four.

So the old four began to tell us about his plan:

Ask mm out for dinner sometime, put these disgusting things into plastic bags and hide them in clothes in advance, pretend to be drunk and vomit during meals, then pour these things out, and then ... eat them back ... The effect must be very confusing ...

-Wow ... At this point, I have already vomited in my bed and food.

But it's interesting to think about it. I really want to know what effect it will have after it is done. I think it will be very exciting, so I started preparing this plan together ...

As arranged, four people in the dormitory invited mm out for dinner on weekend night, and the boss with that huge disgusting thing kept drinking wildly during the meal, and we kept winking and getting ready for action.

Suddenly, the boss "wow", a pile of paste threw up a big bowl in front of him.

Mm was stunned by the sudden situation and looked at the boss with some surprise.

The remaining three of us winked at each other and picked up spoons at the same time, vying to scoop the contents of the bowl and stuff them into our mouths.

Wow, you can't spit it out without eating it. What a waste. We talked over dinner.

Mm suddenly covered her mouth and looked at us in surprise and made her sick. People at the nearby dinner table also looked at us with the eyes of seeing aliens.

No matter how much, keep eating.

Old four specially scooped a spoonful and handed it to mm: It tastes good. Would you like some ...

Poor mm got up at once and ran to the bathroom, believing that she would vomit wildly.

We all laughed, smacked our lips while eating, and let some people at the nearby table run to the bathroom, by the way!

Ha ha, it's fun and exciting. Old four said and giggled. It seems that this time he got revenge.

-Wait a minute ... The second brother seems to have found something, which smells a little ...

I felt a little awkward, too. I picked up a piece of tomato skin and asked, Did we put tomatoes in these things? ……

Three people feel wrong, together to look at the boss.

-Oh, no ... The boss said, and took out the unopened package from his bosom: I really threw up, and before I could tell you, you just ...

Suddenly, a big stone with four characters "A bolt from the blue" fell from the sky and knocked us to the ground!

-Wow ~ ~ ~ Shit ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

After a few of us vomited wildly, we pressed the boss on the ground and beat him wildly ...

Alas, after the event, some of us and mm lost our appetite for a long time, and before long, everyone lost weight. Maybe only mm didn't mind: it's just icing on the cake, just let the slim figure lose weight again ...