Civilized Campus Tour

Character: Lin Wenmin (Civilized Supervisor)

Liu Jialing (Senior)

Liang Chaowei (Senior)

Previous Chapter

Location: A corner of the campus

Lin: (singing) Along the familiar path on campus, came to the tree to supervise in the early morning -----

(Whistle) Welcome to the school anniversary, be civilized, establish new practices, civilized supervisor Lin Wenmin, say hello to everyone!

Since I became the civilized supervisor, the campus atmosphere is getting better and better!< /p>

The roads are smoother, the queues in the canteen are more organized, and everyone strives to be a good example of civilization. I think this civilized campus is just around the corner!

Hey, that classmate, cheated on me Come on, tell me you’re in the car, lean in a little, okay!

(Lin Yu turns around and prepares to leave)

(Liu comes on stage holding a soda bottle! Walk to the middle of the stage, casually Throwing the can)

After Lin noticed it, he took a few steps back to block Liu.

Liu: Sorry, please get out of the way!

Lin is still blocking his way

Liu (impatient): A good dog doesn’t block his way!

Lin: I'm sorry, first of all, I'm not a good dog, and secondly, I'm not a dog either!

Liu: What a mangy dog, I've never seen a beautiful woman!

Lin: You, beauty—hahaha! (Laughing wildly) I have never seen such an abstract beauty! He looks like a bun and complains about being followed by a dog.

Liu: Huh, what do you want to do?

Lin: You ask me what I want to do, but first look at what you have done? (Moves his head towards the jar on the ground)

Liu (follows and explores): What’s going on!?

Lin: What is this?

Liu: Bottle! Coke bottle!

Lin: NO! This is not a bottle, this is a shame!

Liu: What a shame, why don’t you just throw a bottle and the earth won’t have an opinion, it’s not your turn to teach me a lesson!

Lin: I say this legendary beauty, you, you, you---are too superficial! It's okay if you throw a bottle, but what if more than 3,000 people in the entire management school throw it away like you? What about the more than 20,000 people from Fuzhou University who followed suit? What if all 1.3 billion people in China follow suit? Even if 6.5 billion people around the world throw it away, will it still be okay?

Liu: How is that possible!

Lin: Okay, even if this is impossible! It's okay if you throw a plastic bottle, but what if you throw a glass bottle? What if you throw a bunch of garbage? What if you drop a bunch of bombs?

Liu: Tsk, your imagination is too rich! Why don't you tell me to throw you away?

Lin: It’s fine if you throw it away, but what if you hit someone? Even if you don’t hit anyone, what if you hit a kitten or puppy? Even if you can’t hit a kitten or puppy, you will hit Huahua. What to do with haste? Even if it can't hit the flowers and plants, what should we do if it hits our lovely 08 junior students? What to do

Liu: What to do?

Lin: Let’s figure it out!

Liu: That’s enough

(Kicking the can open) Okay, OVER, it’s okay now!

Lin: Haha, the scary thing about stupid people It's not that he's stupid, but that he's smart. Sorry, you were originally a first-time offender, but now you have been officially upgraded to a second offender! I officially declare that your behavior has seriously damaged the civilized quality image of Fuzhou University students. You will be punished according to the Fuzhou Student Code of Civility.

Liu: Punish me, the new guy! Do you know who I am?

Lin: It’s not important, I don’t want to know either!

Liu: Go to Baidu on GOOGLE!

Lin: Do you know who I am?

Liu: I don’t know, why do I know you?

Lin: Go to Baidu and GOOGLE!

Liu: I can tell you, as a junior, you must respect your senior.

Lin: Then Yes, that is, so you should carefully read my punishment regulations for you!

Liu: FuDa is my home, and the new trend of civilization depends on everyone. In order to welcome the school anniversary, promote civility and establish new trends, the following regulations on campus civilization are promulgated.

If students litter, they will be fined at a special price of 10 yuan, and a free bag for picking up garbage will be included! If a student does not listen to advice and repeats the offence, we will give him a lottery ticket!

Lin: Yes, the third prize will be double fined, the second prize will clean the community for a week, and the first prize will be Opportunity to meet face-to-face with school leaders. The chance of winning is 100%.

Liu: If a student’s behavior seriously disrupts campus order, we will directly give him a ticket home! Ah~~This is nothing!

Lin: There is no limit to the sea of ??suffering, and there is no limit to turning back! Now you have to accept it if you accept it, or accept it if you don't accept it, NO CHOICE!

Liu: Don't force me, I'm not a casual person, but I'm not a human being if I'm casual.

Lin: Oh, what?

Liu: That’s indecent! ?It’s indecent! Are you afraid?

Lin: Afraid--too afraid---

(Crying bitterly, sitting on the ground): It’s too much to bully others! My life is so miserable!

Liu: Yeah, yeah, please, stop crying, you cried down the Great Wall! Come on, I admit it.

Lin: Okay, name?

Liu: Liu Jialing!

Lin: Come on, I’ll give Tony Leung back! Please show your student ID card, ID card or temporary residence permit. If you have a marriage certificate, you can also do it!

Liu shows

Lin: Oh, it’s really Liu Jialing. I take back what I just said! Ten yuan!

Liu: Can you give me a discount?

Lin: Sure, I’ll give you a 9.9% discount.

Liu: It’s only a dime cheaper. It doesn’t mean there was no fight!

Lin: Yes, if you still scream, then it’s ten yuan!

Liu: Handsome boy, can I leave?

Lin: Okay, you can go!

(Liu Yu turned around and left)

Wait, by the way, pick up that can and pick up another bag of garbage by the way!

(Step down) There are so many birds, they can be found in any forest!

Liu’s tragic exit (Er Quan Ying Yue)

The end of the scene

Location: On a bench on campus

Lin (singing ): Along the familiar paths of the campus, come to the campus in the evening to supervise!

Yeah! (Whistle) Classmate, classmate, that female classmate!

That beauty! Wow, so much, I’m talking about you! I'm using too much fabric for my clothes, so I need to go back and change them quickly!

And this handsome guy, don’t knock on the stool!

(walk up and take a look)

Ah, drunk! I just met a female ghost, and now here comes another drunkard! Classmates!

Liang (hugging Lin): Fangfang,,, (singing) Can we not break up! My dear, don’t leave!

Lin: Yeah, what are you doing? What about you! Let me go, I won't leave, I won't leave!

Liang: Ah! You are not Fangfang! (Singing) tell me why, tell me why! (Starts to throw the cans)

Lin (Starts to catch the cans, stops him): FuDa is my home, and the new trend of civilization depends on everyone. CUT, CUT, your behavior seriously damages the image of civilized college students.

If you throw it again, I will punish you!

Liang (stopped throwing the beer can, but picked up the beer can next to him and continued drinking)

Lin: Stop drinking! (Takes the beer and drinks it himself) I'll drink it for you!

Aren’t you just falling out of love? Fangfang is gone, is there still Tingting? With Tingting gone, is there still Honghong? Looking at your stupid look, which girl wouldn't want to be barbaric?

Liang: One drink can solve a thousand worries! (Get the wine and sing: Raise a glass, friend)

Lin: It solves a thousand worries. I think the worries are even worse!

Liang: I want wine to drown the pain of my broken love! (Continue to prepare to drink)

Lin: OK! (Take the wine——) I’ll drown it for you

Liang: But pain has taught me how to swim!

Lin: Hey, man, you have to be tougher on yourself and don’t make steamed buns to gain reputation!

No big deal, bachelor! Isn’t there a saying? If you want to live in the world, you'd better be single first! Never heard of it? Go to GOOGLE Baidu!

Liang: (Singing) Don’t hurt me again, I no longer need freedom

Lin: Hi, love is like stretching a rubber band, the one who gets hurt is often the one who doesn’t want to let go!

Lin Liang Chorus: There is a kind of love called letting go, giving up forever for love

Lin: The bloody and iron-clad reality tells us that love is risky and we must be cautious when making friends!

Which dormitory do you live in? You are so drunk, I have to take you back!

Liang: Building 34

Lin: Okay, I will take you back! ! No, it’s the girls’ dormitory in Building 34!

Liang: I want to live on the elevated floor, I’m waiting for Fangfang, Fangfang

(Singing) I’m here waiting for you to come back, waiting for you to come back, put that Peach blossoms are blooming!

(Pick up Liang and prepare to leave)

At this time, Liu is looking for garbage, hoping to collect a bag of garbage!

Liu : Since there are more civilized supervisors on campus, there is really less garbage! It’s really hard to find some bottles and cans! Hard to find, hard to find~~Yeah, there are some beer cans in front, great!

(Stepped forward and bumped into Lin and Liang)

Liang: Liu Jialing?

Liu: Liang Chaowei?

Liang: Okay! You, while you are studying here, don’t even contact me!

Liu: No, I just know that.

Liang: You are more beautiful

Liu: You are growing taller too!

Liang: Yes, when we were together before, people always said that we were a small tree and a small grass, you were a small tree and I was a small grass!

Later, the big tree couldn’t bear it anymore and left the grass!

Liu: I didn’t expect at the time that the grass has become a towering tree, but I am still a small tree! I'm really sorry for giving you such a blow!

Liang: Oh, it’s okay, it won’t work if you don’t fight!

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(The two continued to chat, Lin walked to the front desk)

Lin: Ha, ha,,, what a coincidence Oh, this world is so crazy, a female ghost meets a drunkard, Liu Jialing falls in love with Liang Chaowei! You guys can chat slowly, I won’t interrupt you! (Lin steps down)

Liang: Oh, let me tell you, when will you become the King of Rags?

Liu: Ah, hey, I’m ashamed to say that I just threw a bottle casually and was caught by the 08 junior student just now! After some criticism and self-criticism, I understood that although I was just throwing a bottle, I was throwing away the civilized qualities of a college student! (Sniffed)

Hey, when will you become an escort?

Liang: Come on, I’m still an escort! My Fangfang has just abandoned me, and now I can only drink with her!

Liu: What’s so great, don’t throw away the entire forest for a leaf! College life is rich and colorful, waiting for you to experience it!

Liang: Yeah!

Liu: Don’t be decadent, be strong, don’t fall, be cheering up! Even if you become corrupt, you can’t drink. Even if you drink, you can’t drink at school. Even if you drink at school, you can’t throw it around!

Liang: Yes, yes, yes, Fuzhou University is my home, and the new trend of civilization depends on everyone. As a college student, I have to show my proper demeanor!

Lin: Right, this is the senior I want to see!

Here: Welcome the school anniversary! Be civilized! Establish new trends! To build a harmonious campus, we need you, me and him to work together!