1. Looking at you as a jade tree facing the wind, handsome, graceful, loved by everyone, and blooming like flowers, you must be the best among scum and the best among beasts. And according to my observation, you I must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when I grew up. My grandma didn’t care about me and my uncle didn’t love me. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born as a cucumber, so I don’t want to be photographed! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don’t even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you can vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole can explode itself! You say, grandpa, I will teach you the sword and you practice the sword. If you don't practice with the sword, practicing is despicable! If you don’t practice the golden sword, you will become a bitch if you practice it! If I give you a sword god, you shouldn’t do it. If I give you a sword god, you won’t be a swordsman. Really, why bother? ! ”

2. I’ll slap you to the wall and you won’t be able to get the button off!!!

3. You look very creative and live a courageous life, but you are not ugly. Your real intention is that God is getting angry. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome and rich. He looks rich and looks like a front line. He has bifurcated hair when he urinates. Go get it cured as soon as possible! !

4. You are an incompletely evolved life form and a genetically mutated alien.

When something happens, you must first find the reason from yourself. Don’t just give up. Do you blame the earth for being unattractive? Before you spray shit, think about what you have done. Do you have the right to criticize others? I am not perfect, but I am honest, what about you?

Brother, do it for yourself. Say it in Cantonese, the Roman pinyin will kill you.